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Ooh yaah!!.... Yaaah!!.... Mmmh!!... Ooh yeees!! .....Oo, ooo, oooOMG!!.....IN JUST 20 MINUTES PAP!!!....SHE WAS SCREAMING IN ORGASM

Ask any woman how she feels about receiving mind blowing orgasm and she’ll probably tell you it feels good—but you should never settle for “good” when you could make her feel AMAAAZING.

Would you go to a football game and only stay until half time?

Would you fill up a glass of juice only mid-way?
Of course not.

So the same rule applies to going down on a woman never 'half' it, give it in full full.

Now truth be told, every lady has a different set of preferences, but if you stick to our step-by-step guide, you’ll likely give her the best “O” of her life. Read on to find out how.

........................Oh! Minus 20 minutes..............
The first thing to know about going down on your lady is that if she’s not relaxed, she’s not going to enjoy it. “One of the sexiest things you can tell your queen is ‘get comfortable”.

The woman can get really self-conscious over how long it’s going to take her to orgasm, and if she feels like she’s with some guy that isn’t in a rush, that’s incredibly sexy.

......................Oh!-minus 15 minutes...............
Mouth to mouth.

Invest at least three minutes of your total 20 in kissing. kissing reduces levels of the stress hormone cortisol, quickening the time it takes to turn you both on.

As you pay lip service, tilt your head to the right – scientists in Germany found this makes you seem more caring, flooding her system with the ‘connection’ chemical oxytocin, building trust and encouraging her to come quickly.

Don’t just kiss her mouth, though. picking a peck on the neck is the perfect warm up. But don’t overdo it. Slide off the lips to her neck occasionally so that her neck doesn’t become desensitised.

Now you need to get co-ordinated. Each time you kiss her neck, remove another item of her clothes. Not only is this an important time-saver in your 20-minute window, but it lets you combat any body-confidence issues.

If your queen feels good when she’s naked, she’ll come sooner. Compliment your partner on each part of her body as you UnCloth it,,Your approval will dramatically reduce her self-consciousness. And in just 180 seconds, you’ll have an animal on your hands.

...........................Oh!-minus 12 minutes..................
Tease maid.

She’s almost naked now but keep her underwear on for another minute or so. Stroke and caress her through the fabric rather than going for gold.
Focus on building anticipation rather than going straight for direct stimulation.Feeling that time is short prevents a woman from reaching orgasm.

Move your fingers in slow, circular motions just inside her vagina. “Many women need attention focused on the outer third of the vaginal canal, where the center of gravity, the clitoris, and the PS-spot (opposite the center of gravity) can be reached.

Women love a man who’s good with his hands…
........................Oh!-minus 8 minutes..................
Flex your other love muscle

With one hand, pull up her clitoral hood. Then lick from side to side across its base, just above her clitoris.Place one finger on her perineum (the area directly below the opening of her vagina). When you can feel her pre-orgasmic contractions, you’ll know you’re in the right place.

.......................Oh!-minus 7 minutes....................
Entrance exam.

Orgasms are not all about pre-intimacy. The consistency of orgasms is more about the length of intercourse than the length of pre-intimacy. That makes now the ideal time to climb politely aboard and start the final leg of her leg trembler.
But what position?

The Comfort Zone.

Your partner probably knows the position that’s most comfortable for her to be in, but if she’s open to suggestions, put a pillow under her butt to lift her pelvis up, which will give you great leverage—and make her feel fantastic.

To do it, start in the classic missionary then, when she’s lying on her back, keep her knees wide. The wider she is, the more of an opening you have to work with. That helps with the sensation also the guy needs to be comfortable too.

The guy may want to kneel on the bed with a pillow under his knees too, so he can just go to town then pull back so the base of your penis rests on her clitoris.

Brace your feet against the foot of the bed and rock backwards and forwards rather than thrusting. Your penis gently massages her clitoris, which is great for her but also gives you slow, pulsating sensations that you control.

The build up should be like a crescendo. You need to start increasing pressure and increasing speed.

Judge your movement based on her response.
An alternative technique is sensory overload. Simultaneous center of gravity and clitoral stimulation is far and away the fastest route to orgasm.
Having her from behind is the best position for this.

.........................Oh!-minus 2 minute..............
Keep up the good work.

By now, your girl should be clawing at the sheets, but don’t be mistaken in thinking you need one final trick to clinch the result.

Women hate too much chopping and changing of techniques. It distracts them, and takes our arousal back to the starting blocks.

You don’t really want to start over just before you reach the finish, do you?

When you start doing something that causes a positive response, keep doing it, at exactly the same speed and pressure. Save your new technique for next time.

..........................Oh! Minus 1 minute................
The Grand Finale.

When you feel like she’s getting close to her climax

Eg:
1. Are you feeling her vaginal muscles contract

2. Are you feeling her get extremely wet

3. Are you seeing her hardened nipples

4. Are you feeling her moaning constant and periodic, as though she's making noise mechanically (ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah),

5. Are you seeing her If begin to grasp at things, or screams and shouts that she wants it harder, faster and that you shouldn't stop, then take heed and do as she says.

6. Etc
If one or two of the above happen, continue what you’re doing! But Don’t be so ‘goal-oriented’ and caught up in your own ego.

Of course I'm not implying that all women are the same, they're individual beings with differing wants and needs. But by spending some time in a relationship, you can learn about and understand a woman's body. You can figure out what is pleasurable and what is undesirable.
Your only goal should be to make her feel good.
One of the sexiest things about a man is when he acts like being between a woman’s legs is his favorite place in the whole wide world. A lot of what makes great O sex is the attitude you show your partner.

So grab a breather and prepare for take-off… again
That might seem like a lot but believe us, it'd be worth it.

Not only will you gain legendary lover status, but you'll be having sex thrown at you all the time now!

NB........ A lady you just helped achieved orgasm is a happy lady, and a happy lady is going to make sure you're a happy guy.

Until next time gentlemen, Have fun and reach for the orgasm.

gypsey:
yes

OK

gypsey:
ukraine is not that much better than Nigeria.

eheh

There are times when age difference in relationships really matter and other times when it really doesn’t. Find out if both of you are age compatible.

We build our entire life with plans and checklists.
We do the same with love too.

But almost all the time, we realize too late that love is blind.

You may have a list of traits and things you want in a partner, but you’d end up falling for someone else who’s completely different.

So does that mean your partner’s wrong for you?
It definitely doesn’t.

But with the unpredictability of love comes the uncertainty of confusing emotions.

One of the biggest confusions with love that most of us have is the age difference aspect that all of us make such a big deal about.

Does age difference in relationships matter?

Sometimes, the age difference between two lovers makes no difference.

But almost all the time, age difference can play a big role in the success of a relationship.

If you’re dating someone who’s several years older or younger than you, here are a few things you need to give a thought about.

And once you’ve pondered over these few details, there’s a good chance you’ll know if your love can survive the odds.

How old are you today?
How old are you and your partner today? Relationships are affected by time in phases, and what can seem blissful at one stage can make you panic at another.

If both of you are younger and in your teens or early twenties, even a few years of age difference can have a huge impact on the relationship. But as you enter your thirties or forties, the worry about the difference in age starts to diminish, only to resurface again in the fifties and the sixties.

Age difference in relationships for a teenager
Youth is wasted on the young, true, but it’s still an experience that’s cherished for a lifetime.
Live your youth to the fullest and really, live like a teenager.

If you’re a teenager, don’t even consider dating an older person. It’s just not worth it. Don’t lose your precious teen years trying to pretend to be a mature adult just because you’re dating one.
Older men and women know how to snag someone in their teens because they already know how to impress and draw a younger teen that’s always looking for attention. Almost always, someone who’s in their late twenties may want to date you only to take advantage of your naivety and innocence.

A word to the older men and women who want to date young teens, don’t rob someone else of their youth for your happiness even if they’re an easy catch. It’s selfish and can change a teenager’s life forever.

Difference in age and compatibility in relationships
For a teenager, it may be an obvious answer. But once you’re past your teens, every relationship that involves a significant age difference is a confusing complication. There are so many factors that test your compatibility that you really have to weigh your options and think twice about any kind of relationship you get into, let alone relationships with an age difference.

But if you find yourself tossing and turning in your bed over the age difference in your relationship, here are a few compatibility testers that can help you clear your mind.

Emotional maturity
Emotional maturity is the biggest hurdle in relationships with an age difference. It can play a huge part in deciding your fate as a couple. Younger lovers are almost always more restless, impatient and enthusiastic, while the older lovers are calmer and patient. How is it in your relationship? Is the difference in emotional maturity and experience driving a wedge in the romance?

Each other’s habits and interests
Someone born in the seventies or before, and another person born in the eighties or nineties can seem similar on the outside. But once both of you live together, you’d start to notice a huge difference in personal behavior and even expectations of their partners.

Do you work out every morning while your partner likes sleeping late? Are you an early sleeper while your partner stays awake till dawn? Do you prefer PB & J for breakfast while your partner likes a nutritious breakfast with calculated calories? Or is Lady Gaga on your playlist while your partner prefers Pearl Jam?
While these little details can seem cute at first, it can create serious differences that can end a relationship once you’re both past the infatuation.

Insecurities and age
Nobody likes aging, and the older person in the relationship definitely doesn’t. When you do see your partner having a happy conversation with someone their own age, you may find yourself wondering if your partner connects better emotionally with someone their own age instead of you. Have you ever felt that? What are you going to do about it?

The additional baggage
Are you divorced with two kids? Does your partner have a past that has its own baggage? The problems of dating someone way older always means there’s an additional baggage involved in some form or the other. Can either of you deal with that?

Family planning
Do both of you have the same interests and wants out of life. A decade can make a big difference in the way a person sees life and creates expectations out of it. Do you want kids? Is your partner uninterested in having kids?
These may seem like little nagging details now, but very soon, you’ll see that these kinds of details that involve wants and interests actually define your life and who you are.

Growing old together
Can you cope with the difference as both of you grow older? Would you be frustrated because of the different energy levels? If you’re 33 and your partner’s 48 years old, it may seem like nothing. But when you’re going to be 48 years old, your partner would be in retirement.

Ways to have a long term relationship that lasts]
Does the age difference bother you?

Have you been pondering over the age difference and what other people and friends may think? Does it bother you that the ignorant staff in the supermarket thought you’re a parent and child, and not a romantic couple?

The age difference in the relationship would matter only if it matters to you. You’d be bothered by it only if it bothers you deep inside. If you’re uncomfortable dating someone who’s outside your age group, then don’t date the person. It’s not worth the trouble. At the end of the day, you need to be comfortable in your partner’s arms, whether you’re at home or at a party. If glances and conversations of other people bother you, could you ever just be happy?

How much can you sacrifice for love?
Relationships need work, whether they have an age difference or otherwise. And it’s in your own hands to make something work. Relationships involve a few sacrifices on both sides.

You now know what it takes to make a relationship with an age difference work. So how much can you really sacrifice for love and where do you intend to draw the line?

At the end of the day, age difference in relationships is all in the head. If you can’t learn to overcome your doubts, it’s better to stay out of it.

merxi55:
One mummy's boi spotted. Shows you're not yet a man.
When you become one, you'll then be eligible to have words you need. Wodahell!

hey merxi55 long time, wait I misplaced your contact.... sorry sorry wish I can have it for a second time...

XhosaNostra:
No Marty, your home is your shelter. When the world gets too hostile & cold, your home provides security. It's the most important property you'll ever own. Some of us are still thriving to make that dream come true & yet you find people like this, who are throwing it all away. For what? Foolish love. Nah.

eh eh OK ooo

XhosaNostra:
I still can't wrap my head around why she SOLD HER HOUSE for a man. Like, it makes zero sense.

my dear Na love oo

khiaa:
I'm telling the both of you since you both made the comment of me showing my child.

eheh OK oya ar don hear you madam

XhosaNostra:
Lol, until she wakes up from that dream.

hahahahah you ladies eh, I don't know why I always see you people as something! There's a point of human form I believe so much, especially how you people kinda speak and behave!

Well she always say that with a reason,and I kinda agree with her on that....

gypsey:
you Agree? how do know i am not just talking Rubbish?

Mr Gypsey I know this!

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
My cousin met a guy via facebook 2 months ago and they are engaged now. That u flirt doesn't necessarily mean they'd cheat.

madam I nor understand you oo, how you wan take compare this tory to the post....

gypsey:
they should have gone to the European court of human right, The US has no right to interfere, UN or members of the common wealth could have done something, besides they should not have sued for money, they should have just sued on violation of human rights And if they win their lawyers can then file or demand for compensations, in the form of money.

Because they can not be walking around or possesing Nigerian passports and demanding money from Nigerian Government, in this case The judge would see them as money grabbing thugs.

But, they can go away, Think, prepare their case properly Again and go to the European court.

gbam

XhosaNostra:
Impossible. Most ladies have fairytale fantasies about being rescued or marrying up. That's why there're mail order brides.
If you're both broke, it's only a matter of time before she replaces you with someone who is better off financially. It actually takes a few bad experiences to deprogramme some ladies out of the Cinderella bubble. After all, love alone can't pay the bills. I can imagine the stress in a relationship where you have nothing but love. It sounds nightmarish

it called "true love "according to my ex

gypsey:
she is telling me, she doesn't have kids but can judge on other people's own.

hahahah hahahahaha hahahahaha

khiaa:
I don't have any kids.

Are you telling me or Gypsey

khiaa:
Not beautiful either.

oya show us ur own

khiaa:
How did you come to this conclusion, show us the stats?

I wonder ooo

Diso60090:
Abeg i get interest

no wahala come na

khiaa:
I know you can.

yap

Twoclans:
Carry your wahala let's go back to romance section, this place is for foodie lovers

OK

khiaa:

I can see

Twoclans:
I just strolled into this thread just to realise that it's like some nairalanders have never heard of multiple monikers. Just look at how I am looking in total shock as a moniker is pleading on behalf of himself with an alternate

OO chimooooo ,Biko let me carry my tatafo and go before they call me a kid as usual.

let me be the first to call you kid! you running away ooo remember

MissRaine69:
Most men here would not be able to handle a woman who stands on her own two feet and is confident enough to “toast” them.
They are used to the dependent Oliver Twist type of woman.

OK OK OK!!!

mimimile93:
You are what you think you are..
A man is what he thinks he is.

yes

gypsey:
It is the truth, It's not yabbing.

eheh ok, abeg nor worry them go get light, I mean steady electricity soon

gypsey:
i am just telling the truth.

chai, na Nigeria u dey yab like this so....

mimimile93:
Yes 80s.. The married ones are even terrible.

hmmmm, OK oo

mimimile93:
90% of Nairalanders are feminists and pvssy ass-lickers so I don't expect anything positive from them.

Really you really serious about this, chat me up on Line.


P:S- you said you are poor so where you getting the 2000box from?

yeah, puccy ass like me


well like I said, na poor man ar be