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RomanceRe: Men!!! by Martin0(op): 10:51pm On Jul 17, 2018
lefulefu:
Martin0 more oil to ur ministrycheesycheesy.well iyam not a leg fanatic.as long as her leg aint extreme bow legs,extreme k-leg or legs dat look like chewing sticks...i am ok with the legscheesy. Yea yea i hear about guys rave about a lady's legs...but for me what catches my attention is the lady's behindwink.
graciasgrin
RomanceRe: Men!!! by Martin0(op): 10:49pm On Jul 17, 2018
lefulefu:
martin0 wey like ukwu pass mecheesy..resign kwa?cheesy
bless you brother, please I don repent oogrin
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 10:20pm On Jul 17, 2018
Dyt:
Goan sleep
eh not now when I just dey enter house!
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 10:03pm On Jul 17, 2018
Dyt:
cheesy cheesy grin grin


How person dey talk am? Just that it might not sound like yours tongue

chai story ooooogrin
Good afternoon tongue
RomanceRe: Please I Need Advice On This Matter by Martin0(m): 6:58am On Jul 17, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Maybe u look like a boy toy to her... cheesy She doesn't want to get bored while she's in ur area.. grin

Now, if u don't want or like her, definitely u can tell her straight up since she grew up in the US.. Their mindset are more open...
Cat eyegrin
RomanceRe: Everybody *** Somebody!!! by Martin0(op): 3:43am On Jul 17, 2018
mimimile93:
That is the reason I keeping telling everybody not to believe that somebody they are with actually has nobody apart from them because nobody can actually be with somebody without everybody around knowing. This was the first reason that makes everybody thinks nobody can actually be with everybody without somebody getting involved.. Like we see in a movie how a nobody would eventually becomes somebody and everybody would wanna get familiar with that somebody who was nobody. These things keep happening over and over till nobody cares if somebody will kill everybody just to be somebody that nobody ever thought he would be. Then you see everybody distancing themselves from somebody just because nobody cares if somebody would get injured at the process. I think I hate everybody especially somebody you sees everybody as nobody.
oya baba o! twe twe for you oo ekirofun oooogringrin
RomanceMen!!! by Martin0(op): 3:20am On Jul 17, 2018
Men! This is where her beauty lies

Attention all men! It has come to my realization that there is this one part of the female organ system that we all overlook when assessing the overall attractiveness of woman. Majority of us (if not all of us) drool over humongous butts ad killer curves of members of the fairer sex and forget to check out this important part which in my opinion crowns the beauty of a woman. I remember in the last decade, an attractive cleavage was the in thing and ladies would just do anything to make their bosom catch everyone’s attention. This is no longer the case since nowadays what matters most to ladies, and most men, is the curves and the size of their rear parts.

Now, can you remember the last time you carefully looked at the pair of legs of those gorgeous lass whose cute face and smashing figure literally makes your heart skip a beat?
Most probably, you’ve never glanced, leave alone looking at them. It is an undeniable fact that a woman’s legs say a lot about her. From the thighs to the knees to the ankles, feet, toes and toenails. Looking at a girl legs first even before you see the rest of her can give you a hint of what to expect when you see the rest of her body.

Nothing appeals to one’s eyes like a girl with freshly pedicured toenails coupled with clean feet and legs that have been deeply cleansed at the beauty parlor with warm water and a cleanser to remove excess dead cells thus exposing the soft glittering skin. Better if she puts on anklets to match her beautiful mini skirt and her nice pair of open shoes.

Most people wonder, why is it that the girl who wins a beauty pageant is usually not the cutest or most curvaceous of the contestants. In modelling, the appearance of the legs does matter a lot. That’s why most models spend quite a great deal of time waxing their legs to remove unwanted hairs and applying glycerin to give them that glamorous silky appearance. The choice of shoes also matters a lot since they actually alter one’s walking style.

A woman’s ability to take care of her legs speaks volumes about her and I believe it could be a good measure of how responsible she is and how well she can take care of her man! So guys, next time you are with her check out how well kept her pair of legs is.

RomanceEverybody *** Somebody!!! by Martin0(op): 3:06am On Jul 17, 2018
Everybody+ Somebody =Nobody

They say there is Somebody for Everybody but It seems like Everybody is always trying to mess with Somebody's Somebody even if Everybody has already been with that Somebody there is always Somebody willing the add to that list of Everybody. so the moment you decide you want Everybody Somebody and not stick with your own Somebody is the moment you realize Everybody has Somebody and you ended up with NOBODY.

**Exclusively babe **
RomanceRe: This Nigerian Girl Says Sex On The First Day Is Called Relationship Interview by Martin0(m): 2:09am On Jul 17, 2018
Twoclans:
cheesy cheesy Marty baby u too like woman tongue
OK na, u too like woman ooo, you will marry woman! say Amen to it oo!grin
mpama so my like man abigrin
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 1:45am On Jul 17, 2018
ahnie:
I'm from the states...(USA)united state of asaba...pidgin English z not my thingy!
Dyt can testify to my claims.
bia madam asaba or states woman, make una go enroll for pioneer school of reading and writing!

so you mean you can't speak just common pidgin? chai baba eshay oooo
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 1:42am On Jul 17, 2018
ahnie:
I'm tryna sleep but seems the instrumentalist in a church closer to me z high on potash.my head z banging eeh.i feel like sneaking out to seize their speakers grin grin grin
eheh hahahahahahah abeg wait make I drink cold water!

you said what again?!!!

come oo nor just think am, na fire from above them go take burn you, offcurse you know anything wey wound peson from above nor get cure!
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 1:39am On Jul 17, 2018
ahnie:
The churches in my hood are teeming up this morning....my father how can you be playing olamide science student soundtrack and flavours golibe inside the church.
if you quote me, dem nor go arrest you oo!

una dey forbid to speak pidginhuh haba weitin iffa ask you now why u nor dey speak pidgin now! u go begin twist body,hands and legs before you answer me!
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 1:36am On Jul 17, 2018
Dyt:
Its nothing
We joking right? About the use and dump thingy


Carry am go drink sapele water cheesy
abeg nor vex oo, the last sentence! how you take talk am bikogrin
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 1:34am On Jul 17, 2018
[quote author=ahnie post=69448106][/quote]come oo ahnie, miss Amebo ar nor know say you too still join for all night oogrin
e nor get weitin I nor go see for this Nairaland ooogrin
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 1:32am On Jul 17, 2018
Dyt:
Clown
Goodnight jor
shuu u nor suppose go even sleepy now, u for just open eye 3more hour's!!!grin
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 1:26am On Jul 17, 2018
Dyt:
Wetin Go sleep
na wa ooo, people go hmmmm "fa" by force ooogrin
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 1:26am On Jul 17, 2018
Dyt:
Wetin Go sleep
na wa ooo, people go hmmmm "fa" by force ooo; D
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 1:21am On Jul 17, 2018
sisisioge:
I am in Lagos! He's in Asaba! Distance is our enemy already... I swearit, I want to love and be loved. I want to laugh with someone. I am seriously tired of being single. But, what's the use of a gazillion kilometers between me and the bobo? Find me a Lagos based bobo who is just cool and see me go gaga grin
na wa ooo so una never hear say Jesus is coming soon abi
FamilyRe: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 1:19am On Jul 17, 2018
Dyt:
Lol We don turn your thread to matchmaking cheesy cheesy
hia na wa ooo see all night ooo
RomanceRe: This Nigerian Girl Says Sex On The First Day Is Called Relationship Interview by Martin0(m): 11:27pm On Jul 16, 2018
Twoclans:
See them
she asked a simple question that is answerable by anybody!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: This Nigerian Girl Says Sex On The First Day Is Called Relationship Interview by Martin0(m): 5:41pm On Jul 16, 2018
MissRaine69:
Do you buy a car by looking at it or test driving?
test driving!!! cheesy
FoodI Like South African Food by Martin0(op): 12:42pm On Jul 09, 2018
mehn this food eh,well let trygrin

CareerRe: Roofing Work Completed!!! by Martin0(op): 12:39pm On Jul 09, 2018
Babyforever:
So how is benin ? you dey see lefu so cheesy
Benin is fine, u too dey ask qeetions oo
CareerRe: Roofing Work Completed!!! by Martin0(op): 12:32pm On Jul 09, 2018
Babyforever:
OK. I'm sorry tongue
better!
CareerRe: Roofing Work Completed!!! by Martin0(op): 12:30pm On Jul 09, 2018
Babyforever:
I want to claim what is mine tongue
u never wan drop this ur character abi?grin well na small small I dey talk my own shagrin by the time I begin misbehave you go know that time!
CareerRe: Roofing Work Completed!!! by Martin0(op): 12:28pm On Jul 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
Husband and wife, una don start? grin
ar,jus tire for them ooo
CareerRe: Roofing Work Completed!!! by Martin0(op): 12:27pm On Jul 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
OK, all the best
yeah,I hail you oooogrin
CareerRe: Roofing Work Completed!!! by Martin0(op): 12:25pm On Jul 09, 2018
Babyforever:
Martin you self answer the question cheesy cheesy
of what good and bad will it do to you?
CareerRe: Roofing Work Completed!!! by Martin0(op): 12:20pm On Jul 09, 2018
Babyforever:
Oh OK. But hope no problem if I come and your parents see me cheesy you're staying them or you got your own place wink
you ask too many question, I never asked to seat for any test oogrin
CareerRe: Roofing Work Completed!!! by Martin0(op): 12:19pm On Jul 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
This one wey you dey laughgrin
I dey always laugh nagrin shuuugrin
CareerRe: Roofing Work Completed!!! by Martin0(op): 11:38am On Jul 09, 2018
Babyforever:
Bia answer me tongue thought you said you're in the east ?
chai,I nor dey there eee
CareerRe: Roofing Work Completed!!! by Martin0(op): 11:33am On Jul 09, 2018
Babyforever:
Finally cheesy cheesy you stay there nowhuh
I nor fit answer question madam...again this thread hmmmmm is for a reason!!!
anyway take care grin my go read news

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