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Re: Family section gist hub by els0nm0rali(m): 8:17pm On Jul 14, 2018
ahnie:
I've just had a small rowdy section with my
husband because of my little girl lipsrsealed.she's daddy's pearl.

They ve gone to church,whilst I stayed aback
With my little son.the church z few blocks away from my home.i can hear the sermons
so if you check am well,I still de with them for church in spirit.

I'm a modern deeper lifer..i don't wear puff puff shoulder pad dresses,or over sized shoes
infact I just went and made Mohawk hair yesterday.awon slaying deeper lifer.whilst coming back from the saloon,my pastor was in his car driving towards me as soon as he saw me...he just purposely increased his car acceleration voooom the guy just drove with speed pasted me.

My baldheaded husband came back from hustle,I found out that he has cut his hair,I complimented him,he shone his infinix phone
touchlight on my hair and he said my new hair style made me look like a frog paddling a canoe.mtcheeew.

Wetin consign me grin grin grin and my little son
Has not let me rest,he has been trying to pull
the hawk from my hair.

Happy Sunday peeps.


Lwtmb o.

I like your sense of humor. But I need to see how a frog paddling a canoe looks like o. Pishure please. cheesy
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 2:22am On Jul 15, 2018
els0nm0rali:


Lwtmb o.

I like your sense of humor. But I need to see how a frog paddling a canoe looks like o. Pishure please. cheesy
grin grin

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Re: Family section gist hub by oweniwe(m): 9:08pm On Jul 15, 2018
Dyt:


Briefly
Something you think is catchy for her cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sorry this is coming so late.

There's nothing catchy about me... Lemme think...

I may not always be the first in my "class", but I'm never the last. .. and i hate being average.. when the conditions are good, I'm usually among the best... But when conditions are unfavorable, i can be very gloomy, though i only need soft motivating words to get me flying again.

I have a very plain, open and free heart. smiley
I don't know how to lie... And i hate injustice... angry

Anything else she wants to know about me, maybe my diary will do... I wrote some gloomy gloomy stuffs there when things were low..., but that's not the real me.

smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

I don't require her to be catchy. Im a shy person not used to glamour. A plain Jane with some brains, I'm absolutely contended
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 9:25pm On Jul 15, 2018
oweniwe:


Sorry this is coming so late.

There's nothing catchy about me... Lemme think...

I may not always be the first in my "class", but I'm never the last. .. and i hate being average.. when the conditions are good, I'm usually among the best... But when conditions are unfavorable, i can be very gloomy, though i only need soft motivating words to get me flying again.

I have a very plain, open and free heart. smiley
I don't know how to lie... And i hate injustice... angry

Anything else she wants to know about me, maybe my diary will do... I wrote some gloomy gloomy stuffs there when things were low..., but that's not the real me.

smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

I don't require her to be catchy. Im a shy person not used to glamour. A plain Jane with some brains, I'm absolutely contended



Sisisioge
tongue tongue tongue tongue

Do you fancy him?
Re: Family section gist hub by oweniwe(m): 9:36pm On Jul 15, 2018
Dyt:




Sisi

Your phone no dey rest from Nairaland? undecided

Madam please take Nairaland easy o tongue tongue tongue

Sisisioge is looking for ready made man so i guess i won't tick any of her boxes. embarassed
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 10:03pm On Jul 15, 2018
oweniwe:


Your phone no dey rest from Nairaland? undecided

Madam please take Nairaland easy o tongue tongue tongue

Sisisioge is looking for ready made man so i guess i won't tick any of her boxes. embarassed


Lol
You no just well
cheesy cheesy
Re: Family section gist hub by sisisioge: 10:14pm On Jul 15, 2018
oweniwe:


Your phone no dey rest from Nairaland? undecided

Madam please take Nairaland easy o tongue tongue tongue

Sisisioge is looking for ready made man so i guess i won't tick any of her boxes. embarassed

grin grin grin grin

Haba nau...I don't even have a checklist.
Re: Family section gist hub by sisisioge: 10:15pm On Jul 15, 2018
Dyt:




Sisisioge
tongue tongue tongue tongue

Do you fancy him?


grin grin grin grin

Guy sounds so cute, humorous and bright...but he's in far away Asaba. I no do embarassed embarassed
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 10:15pm On Jul 15, 2018
sisisioge:


grin grin grin grin

Guy sounds so cute, humorous and bright...but he's in far away Asaba. I no do embarassed embarassed

As expected
Re: Family section gist hub by sisisioge: 10:20pm On Jul 15, 2018
Dyt:


As expected

I am in Lagos! He's in Asaba! Distance is our enemy already... I swearit, I want to love and be loved. I want to laugh with someone. I am seriously tired of being single. But, what's the use of a gazillion kilometers between me and the bobo? Find me a Lagos based bobo who is just cool and see me go gaga grin
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 10:37pm On Jul 15, 2018
sisisioge:


I am in Lagos! He's in Asaba! Distance is our enemy already... I swearit, I want to love and be loved. I want to laugh with someone. I am seriously tired of being single. But, what's the use of a gazillion kilometers between me and the bobo? Find me a Lagos based bobo who is just cool and see me go gaga grin


Make I make thread for you na
Loooool
Re: Family section gist hub by oweniwe(m): 10:38pm On Jul 15, 2018
sisisioge:


Distance is our enemy already.. grin

You're right about distance... I've been in it before.

It's like having money you can't spend...

Or virtual online jollof rice... Person will be seeing fine, tasty jollof rice on phone and be salivating, but one can't eat it. angry

I'm sorry for passing prejudiced opinion about you earlier. I hope I'm pardoned.

...

Dyt i well o tongue
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 10:43pm On Jul 15, 2018
oweniwe:


You're right about distance... I've been in it before.

It's like having money you can't spend...

Or virtual online jollof rice... Person will be seeing fine, tasty jollof rice on phone and be salivating, but one can't eat it. angry

I'm sorry for passing prejudiced opinion about you earlier. I hope I'm pardoned.

...

Dyt i well o tongue


Wehdone
Re: Family section gist hub by sisisioge: 4:06am On Jul 16, 2018
Dyt:



Make I make thread for you na
Loooool

You no well grin

oweniwe:


You're right about distance... I've been in it before.

It's like having money you can't spend...

Or virtual online jollof rice... Person will be seeing fine, tasty jollof rice on phone and be salivating, but one can't eat it. angry

I'm sorry for passing prejudiced opinion about you earlier. I hope I'm pardoned.

...

Dyt i well o tongue

You are pardoned wink
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 6:40am On Jul 16, 2018
sisisioge:


I am in Lagos! He's in Asaba! Distance is our enemy already... I swearit, I want to love and be loved. I want to laugh with someone. I am seriously tired of being single. But, what's the use of a gazillion kilometers between me and the bobo? Find me a Lagos based bobo who is just cool and see me go gaga grin

Camdan sweetie...Distance z not a barrier.you could always take flight or GiG motors kiss.
Re: Family section gist hub by sisisioge: 7:32am On Jul 16, 2018
ahnie:


Camdan sweetie...Distance z not a barrier.you could always take flight or GiG motors kiss.

grin grin grin grin

So when my AC is too cool at high and it's drying my skin and making me shiver, I should quickly grab a ticket to Asaba via road or air ba? I year you grin

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Re: Family section gist hub by HungerBAD: 8:51pm On Jul 16, 2018
sisisioge:


I am in Lagos! He's in Asaba! Distance is our enemy already... I swearit, I want to love and be loved. I want to laugh with someone. I am seriously tired of being single. But, what's the use of a gazillion kilometers between me and the bobo? Find me a Lagos based bobo who is just cool and see me go gaga grin

What of me wey dey Seme border?

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Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 9:24pm On Jul 16, 2018
HungerBAD:


What of me wey dey Seme border?

You don show interest?
Re: Family section gist hub by sisisioge: 9:57pm On Jul 16, 2018
HungerBAD:


What of me wey dey Seme border?

I keep telling you that since you've been used and dump, you ain't longer a viable meat tongue
Re: Family section gist hub by sisisioge: 9:58pm On Jul 16, 2018
Dyt:


You don show interest?

Someone we know once used and dumped him...we ain't into second hand bobos grin
Re: Family section gist hub by HungerBAD: 10:13pm On Jul 16, 2018
Dyt:


You don show interest?

Na my sister.
Re: Family section gist hub by HungerBAD: 10:14pm On Jul 16, 2018
sisisioge:


I keep telling you that since you've been used and dump, you ain't longer a viable meat tongue

Lol see why I am saying I am a victim. I was used and dumped. Not fair.
Re: Family section gist hub by sisisioge: 10:17pm On Jul 16, 2018
HungerBAD:


Lol see why I am saying I am a victim. I was used and dumped. Not fair.

grin grin grin

Pele, try not to dwell too much on the tragedy... You remain a fine boy. Sebi you are fine ba? Abi you wan add ugliness to the existing tragedy? Ka ma ri! You are fine, I insist grin
Re: Family section gist hub by HungerBAD: 10:32pm On Jul 16, 2018
sisisioge:


grin grin grin

Pele, try not to dwell too much on the tragedy... You remain a fine boy. Sebi you are fine ba? Abi you wan add ugliness to the existing tragedy? Ka ma ri! You are fine, I insist grin

In the next life I will be fine.

Shebi man no suppose fine?
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 10:50pm On Jul 16, 2018
sisisioge:


Someone we know once used and dumped him...we ain't into second hand bobos grin

Shivers
But it doesn't matter still

HungerBAD:


Na my sister.

Swallows spit
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 11:02pm On Jul 16, 2018
HungerBAD:


Lol see why I am saying I am a victim. I was used and dumped. Not fair.
Pats his shoulder wink
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 11:39pm On Jul 16, 2018
ahnie:

Pats his shoulder wink

Lol
We don turn your thread to matchmaking
cheesy cheesy
Re: Family section gist hub by HungerBAD: 12:48am On Jul 17, 2018
ahnie:

Pats his shoulder wink

Lol.
Re: Family section gist hub by HungerBAD: 12:50am On Jul 17, 2018
Dyt:


Shivers
But it doesn't matter still



Swallows spit


Thank you Dyt.

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Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 12:55am On Jul 17, 2018
Dyt:


Lol
We don turn your thread to matchmaking
cheesy cheesy
Its allowed...the original purpose has been defiled. wink cheesy cheesy

Oweniwe so you're in asaba.i won't be surprised if you turn out to be my neighbour.
Re: Family section gist hub by Martin0(m): 1:19am On Jul 17, 2018
Dyt:

Lol We don turn your thread to matchmaking cheesy cheesy

hia na wa ooo see all night ooo
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 1:19am On Jul 17, 2018
HungerBAD:


Thank you Dyt.

Its nothing

We joking right?
About the use and dump thingy

ahnie:

Its allowed...the original purpose has been defiled. wink cheesy cheesy

Oweniwe so you're in asaba.i won't be surprised if you turn out to be my neighbour.

Carry am go drink sapele water
cheesy

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