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MissRaine69:
About your books?

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u just know exactly the question! well how far about it na

MissRaine69:
I see you took this very literary When did you last see a market stall selling vaginas? Female sexual health is that better?

hmmmm come woman! I get question to ask ooo! but nor vex for the question oo

trustyshoess:
Well yes of course. They have to take a look

mehn nor be small thing, oooo !those people dey try ooo, eheh chai well how about you? u don visit gynaecologist before

Twoclans:
How can you bring your mama to nairaland she will become a slay mama and you will have yourself to blame

eh don't worry ma mama should enjoy the things wey I dey enjoy here, after all it says "show love to your mum "even my papa too Na nairalander, u can imagine that

make them enjoy their life

trustyshoess:
Well they're experts in reproductive organs so they're more likely to be able to pinpoint the problem

so wait ooo! so person go naked for their front and open their legs before them go work... or what

gypsey:
that's beacuse they are fools!

hahahah hahahahaha hahahahaha, nor let them here you, or you want them to lynch you abi.

gypsey:
Yes, i have evidence. all that money ritual bullshiit doesn't work, it's a scam!


i ve done it numerous times. it doesn't work! anyone who says it works is a big liar!

hahahahah hahahahah yeah it scam, them nor dey believe,

Twoclans:
LOL you will join me as I move forward.

isi join gini, abeg just leav me jor, i nor wan laugh this morning ooo
come ooo nor dey talk naughty again oø my mama don enter Nairaland oooo

MissRaine69:
Yes it is very possible not to have an odour but all vaginas will have a subtle aroma (clean and well groomed ones)
A malodorous vagina is not normal. I am in the business of vaginas and have seen and smelt my fair share of shockers.
Women need to stop putting things up their vaginas that are not tampons,dildos,vibrators or joysticks.
No rock salt
No toothpaste
No herbs or potions
No douching
No steaming
And certainly no cotton wool soaked in anything.
Vaginas do not need to be cleaned inside change your underwear daily, trim the hedges and wash daily twice if it’s that time of the month
It’s not rocket science.

chai is this really really you? I mean saying all these? mehn na wa oooo eheh wey my book na, na u talk say u wan give me one book to read ooo

trustyshoess:
Why is this even a question? Is it really that hard to wash? If you wash (please don't use soap) and it still has an unpleasant smell, then you probably have an infection or ph imbalance so book an appointment with a gynaecologist. It can have a smell, but it shouldn't be unpleasant. There are good smells and bad smells

sorry nor vex, I wan ask question ooo!

nor vex oo abeg, I dey wonder weitin be the work Of The gynecologist? I mean is he just going to give una drugs or what?

Twoclans:
Don't mind me joooor, my way is not just pure.
I will try and be a good girl going forward, so help me God.

hahahah OK ooo udo dili gi as you move forward!!!

Twoclans:


Martin you need a wild girl to bring out the beast in you

which kin sharp mouth talk be this eh be like say i go begin run away from you ooo may u nor come spoil me...

gypsey:
ohi well.. i am just gonna finish this cake first

enjoyment, u pikin nor even wan cut small give me

QueenSuccubus:



Shaaaraaap jor! Ur still virgin

The moment when u dey hit NUNU of ur wife, I'm pretty sure she will have a DICK RASH

All types of toto fall on ur mouth

o boy, chai u don begin talk rough pass before ooo

abeg nor spoil me abeg!!!

Twoclans:
Hian, Marty go and get your corona licked you need to calm down and be alright

Corona kwa, wait oo Na una new name for mouth action now be that abi

AngryNigerian22:
[color=darkblue] Martin O. The Nairaland love guru[/color]

which kin title you dey give me sef, na wa ooo

QueenSuccubus:



A lot of men forget that their wife is human & not a sex doll that u can juz fvck anytime u want..

Why he didn't asked his wife for losing her sexual desires the next day? Most women when they are preoccupied of things, they are worried of something, they lost their sexual appetite .. This is where men should try to comfort and understand their partner sha...

nothing like lots of men jor! just use "human's "abi women nor dey do that kind thing abi

khiaa:
Don't you know that it is impolite to ask a woman her age?

hahahahah chai women, una matter too dey hard why! when una go learn to just do things normally like men?

AngryNigerian22:

ur own na to dey laugh eh OK oo

AngryNigerian22:

why you dey laugh now eh!

QueenSuccubus:

Who knows maybe her phone don't have google map

eh oh oh maybe,

Twoclans:
Marty baby you are my only sugar

see you, peson nor fit play with you again? na wa for you oo

khiaa:
Are you going to force yourself onto me?

I mean force myself and get the answer...

Come be free to talk, I don't care whatever people's thoughts are! why is it difficult for you to say ur age...

QueenSuccubus:



JezUUU...

I can't get it. Let's say she never been to Lagos before.. But how come she end up in other place & she didn't even know about it until she asked around..

I wonder if this people don't know how to use map....

I use my map everyday especially when I don't know or lost... I don't need to ask anybody where I am!

well at least it a good experience for her!!!

QueenSuccubus:
Who is fighting?

I just dey caution you madam!

khiaa:

Anytime I ask you question you go just dey laugh! OK why you dey laugh now oo!
answer my question oo before I hmmmm vex force myself into you

Twoclans:
Eyah sorry about your phone. I have been cool, missed your small small craze

eheh so u don get sugar for one side abi

khiaa:
I'm not fighting only participating in the conversation.

I just dey caution you madam!

wait oo abeg I wan ask you something oo! nor vex oo! again nor vex oo! abeg how old are you?

khiaa:
It has been happening since the white Jesus found his way to Nigeria.

eheh na wa ooo, well I nor know say them dey worship oyibo people, maybe I should go and bleach oo

AngryNigerian22:
[color=darkblue] dude you are a clown[/color]

u just waka come call me "dude"then clown! hia see I nor understand this big big oyibi language wey u speak oo

kimbraa:
I dislike it when guys aren't true to themselves. No matter your condition, there's always a woman that'll like you the way you are instead of forming what you're not. The lady on the other hand isn't smart one bit. What's the relationship between Lagos and Ogun State? Couldn't she have asked questions that she didn't know she was heading to Ogun State until she was there? So not knowing Lagos State geography is an excuse for finding yourself in another State? Anway, beg your friends and family for tp. The guy is a pig sef and clearly, there was no relationship formed but sex trade.

mmhmmmmm leav matter for Matthias ooo

khiaa:
You are more of a slave than AA can ever be. AA have never and will not ever worship those evil white pigs but you have worshiped them since they stepped foot in Nigeria. If a white man comes to Nigeria you behave as though GOD has entered the premises, if a white woman comes to Nigeria you behave as though an ANGEL has fallen from heaven. The sad thing is you are always talking about your CULTURE, well my dear this is part of your great culture. You are the TRUE slave. I agree with you, we are nothing alike.

really, you mean this is happening in this country Nigeria Na WA oooo