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Romance / Re: I'm Getting Married In December, But To The Wrong Person. Pls Help Me Out by martin2699: 7:42pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
I know I can be mean with words but beating a babe is totally insane. I just feel like beating u to brutality now. Back to your question: Don't marry your fiance if you don't feel comfortable being with her.why have a wife that you are not proud to have. Don't fall head over heels for the new woman simply because she has shown signs of not being materialistic. It may just be her strategy. Most wonen are wonderful actors when it comes to that. being materialistic. It may just be her strategy. Most wonen are wonderful actors when it comes to that. |
Romance / Re: Can U Pretend U Dont Know When Ur Girlfrend Is Cheating On U . by martin2699: 7:16pm On Aug 22, 2011 |
Sure, if you don't have any serious feeling for her you can pretend while u r patiently waiting for the best time to tender your break up. But if its a woman you like, just cut the crap and confront her else you'll be killing yourself for nothing. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Why R Girls Chasing Me? by martin2699: 5:15pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
@ poster no mind haters up in here. Sometimes it happens like that. Its a period my friends would tell u 'your akara dey sell' so enjoy man. Pick and unpick as dey come by u. |
Romance / Re: When Love Later Turns To Hatred: by martin2699: 12:30am On Aug 21, 2011 |
Well it's such a cutie screen name + i'll be extra thrilled to find out that you are blonde. |
Romance / Re: Ladies: Visiting A Guy U Just Met. How Confident Are U? by martin2699: 12:19am On Aug 21, 2011 |
BABE!: Just enjoying a conversation. Heading out now . Nice talking with u guys. |
Romance / Re: Ladies: Visiting A Guy U Just Met. How Confident Are U? by martin2699: 12:05am On Aug 21, 2011 |
BABE!: Yea sexkills u hot her wrong. She said she was coming to my house to get violation not violent. Lol |
Romance / Re: Ladies: Visiting A Guy U Just Met. How Confident Are U? by martin2699: 12:01am On Aug 21, 2011 |
BABE!: CHASTITY BELT KO, IRON P.A.N.T NI d guy will probably shake his head and with a smile, show u a master key yhat unlocks ur belt. My guess is at this point you'll be like 'f, k it, u win. BABE!: CHASTITY BELT KO, IRON P.A.N.T NI d guy will probably shake his head and with a smile, show u a master key yhat unlocks ur belt. My guess is at this point you'll be like 'f, k it, u win. |
Romance / Re: When Love Later Turns To Hatred: by martin2699: 11:48pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
I can't be this bad with my communication skill. I was asking about the G O L D I E in your screen name not goldie the artist(i dont fancy her and her songs) |
Romance / Re: Ladies: Visiting A Guy U Just Met. How Confident Are U? by martin2699: 11:46pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
BABE!: Yea I get the picture all the snake in monkey shadow moves. Lol And if the guy holds a black belt? talina: Report his ass ke? The police will probably tell u ' no be u carry ur legs go there?' |
Romance / Re: Ladies: Visiting A Guy U Just Met. How Confident Are U? by martin2699: 11:30pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
BABE!: Yea I get the picture all the snake in monkey shadow moves. Lol And if the guy holds a black belt? |
Romance / Re: When Love Later Turns To Hatred: by martin2699: 11:27pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
I meant the 'maybe' to be more of uncertainty As for that babe goldie, I haven't seen any of her videos I was'nt impressed with one of her songs I heard. A friend had hyped the song so much but when I listened to it all i think I heard her talk about was 'pop champagne/hennessey So where's the goldie from? Are u all iced out or is it hair color. Im just curious though |
Romance / Re: Ladies: Visiting A Guy U Just Met. How Confident Are U? by martin2699: 11:10pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
BABE!: Haha He will probably reach for his gun and tell u 'UnCloth AND LIE DOWN THERE' then ur pepper spray won't save you. As for your martial arts; those moves dey fear bullet |
Romance / Re: When Love Later Turns To Hatred: by martin2699: 11:06pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
No i didnt accept nothing. I meant its possible. How will she tell me she hates me. Funny if it happens i might just laugh my head off. Most likely rolling on the floor too. Meanwhile, what's golden about u? Are u blonde or just a fan of that nigerian rapper called goldie? |
Romance / Re: When Love Later Turns To Hatred: by martin2699: 10:41pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
Just thinking, since u don't think it'a wierd thing, could it be that you u like it if some1 say they hate you? |
Romance / Re: When Love Later Turns To Hatred: by martin2699: 10:26pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
Goldieluks: Lol! Who knows maybe that's the way it works for me. |
Romance / Re: When Love Later Turns To Hatred: by martin2699: 10:18pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
Yes. I am very serious about it. |
Romance / Re: When Love Later Turns To Hatred: by martin2699: 10:14pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
SHIT HAPPENS I GUESS, LATELY I GET PISSED WHEN MY WOMAN TELLS ME SHE LOVES ME. I JUST HATE IT. |
Romance / Re: Ladies: Visiting A Guy U Just Met. How Confident Are U? by martin2699: 9:46pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
Pweety4me: Relax, Its very possible. I met a girl online. it wasn't up to a week and she started acting like we have been dating for years although she had not set eyes on me. Invite me, invite me. She was so desperate to visit that one day I told her I was going for a function and she said 'cool, let's go together'. I was put off by her eagerness. So @pweety4me yes some of u girls take that risk to visit someone u just met. and don't even talk about the sex on first day of meeting a guy cos I dont wanna go there. |
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Guys Form For No Apparent Reason? by martin2699: 9:18pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
Because that's the way most of u gals like it. |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is The Funniest Movie You Ever Watched? by martin2699: 7:31am On Aug 20, 2011 |
For me it's 'a series of unfortunate events' Staring Jim Carey. That guy is a maniac |
Religion / Re: Why Do Catholics Worship Mary? by martin2699: 7:13pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
CATHOLICS CATHOLICS CATHOLICS Mr bible reader, if u so much believe in the bible you read then you should always add Blessed before that name. Is that not what is in the bible."all generations shall call me blessed" I suppose the Holy mass can not save me and its your church that will guarantee me heaven abi. Better wake up. Going to church or mass or praying or fasting or reading the bible only helps you and I to live a true christian life of love for your friends and enemies and that's what saves your soul and mine. Unfortunately its rare to find a protestant that prays 'God forgive my enemies, let them change' rather what I hear is let them die by fire. But then who im i to judge u to say you are not a true christian. Leave that for God to judge. If you want to win souls for christ try converting non-christians rather than trying to tear apart the body of christ. your soul and mine. Unfortunately its rare to find a protestant that prays 'God forgive my enemies, let them change' rather what I hear is let them die by fire. But then who im i to judge u to say you are not a true christian. Leave that for God to judge. If you want to win souls for christ try converting non-christians rather than trying to tear apart the body of christ. |
Romance / Re: Why Are Men Useless by martin2699: 4:29pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
9jafetish: My point excatly we do the more dangerous things. If he chooses to do other little things arouns, perfect. If he doesn't, don't kill urself over it. Bye all for the last time. Nice talking with u all |
Romance / Re: Why Are Men Useless by martin2699: 4:22pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
Okay this is leading absolutely nowhere. I'll have to make my closing argument xkillz: I choose not to start something I can not finish. I noticed that with some women, you do something for them today, you do it tomorrow, the third day she will tell she expected or thought you would have done it. Mrs Chima and Mrs Ebony if you are so pissed with your hubbies' uselessness, tell it to him better still throw him out like you would a worthless piece of rag. Of cos if u are in Nig remember to throw urself out. Mr cork, I think both of them have equally XL sized butts so you can have them both. Mrs Chima will be the husband, Ebony her wife and you the houseboy. U get to do d dishes, go to d market,cook,sweep,gribd the pepper, wash their under pants,bath the baby, No offence intented u guys but im out of here. Peace!!! |
Romance / Re: Why Are Men Useless by martin2699: 2:21pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
ebonyvibe: Well it is you who chose to put them in your head and its a good thing but when you choose to go the extra mile you don't look back complaining that you are all alone on it. Well if fig out she's a gold digger, I'll give her some gold and say bye bye to her. But seriously, y not get a maid to help around the house if there's so much to be done. Maybe with cleaning and scrubbing. Growing up and as a bachelor I did a lot of cooking and I always said to myself when I get married, I wont worry about that anymore |
Religion / Re: How Satan Deceives People With His False Teachings About The Virgin Mary by martin2699: 12:34pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
Is Mary The Mother Of God? If you believe Jesus is God, that answers your question. If you don't then read Isaiah 9:6, John 10:30-36, John 14:9-, |
Romance / Re: Why Are Men Useless by martin2699: 11:35am On Aug 19, 2011 |
You know what's in a husband mind? Junior's school fees, Olu's health, How to complete that house in the village, seal this business, my family's security, my wife's welfare and business. Yet you want him to bother about washing dishes and cooking meals? Okay I think you are ruined beyond repair so have a great life hating on your husband, brother,son,father, |
Religion / Re: Why Are Nigerian Churches So Greedy? by martin2699: 11:08am On Aug 19, 2011 |
To say that a church is not for charity is the silliest thing I ever heard on NL. Well I guess it's for profit making. I only pity the congregation that make up that pastor's church |
Romance / Re: Why Are Men Useless by martin2699: 9:47am On Aug 19, 2011 |
ebonyvibe: Simply because we spend more time working to get things that keep the family happy. Those tasks done around the house are not challenging enough. That's why. Observe a lion in its pride. The lioness does basically all d hunting but if its a really big kill then the Male lion springs into action. If there's an invasion into the pride's territory its the male that fights. Get my point, we do the difficult and risky things(just that such barely occur) around the house and leave the less life threatening tasks to you. |
Romance / Re: How To Show Your Woman You're A Real Man by martin2699: 9:15am On Aug 19, 2011 |
POSTER NICE ONE. NO 4 SOUNDS VERY INTERESTING. IF I DO THAT TO ANY WOMAN, I'LL WEAR A SO SERIOUS EXPRESSION THAT SHE'LL THINK SHE'S LOST HER CONCIOUSNESS |
Romance / Re: She Beats Me! by martin2699: 8:59am On Aug 19, 2011 |
This is one of the most ridiculous things I ever heard. I don't know if I should laugh at you or cry with you. BTW what do u do when she's kicking ur butt? Run for dear life or cry n beg for mercy? |
Romance / Re: Why Are Men Useless by martin2699: 8:34am On Aug 19, 2011 |
Mrs.Chima: I guess the MRS preceeding your name implies that you are married to another woman or better still a dog. I won't be suprised if that is the case |
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