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Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 4:31pm On Sep 12, 2019
ThothHermes:
Frustration.

Hit some nerves and they come at you like rabid dogs.
Truth always pierces.
Walahi, e pierce gan. cheesy grin

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 3:02pm On Sep 12, 2019
carter009:
My question is why ranting on nairaland when 3 guys here are fucking you, 2 of them even said you have body odour , that's why I avoided you, remember when I was chating with a lady, you jumped in and started asking what is my relationship with her, bla bla bla, but I told you that is not none of your business,, even some people were calling you ashawo,, post a picture of yourself and I will post a different picture of you to confirm what am saying, I don't date ugly and frustrated hoes like you,
lol I was laughing when you said, you don't have some balls,, sorry for replying very late, my flight from owerri to Abuja was delayed cos of bad weather, but thank God am in Abuja now,, you can continue with your ranting Miss little sissy hoe as usual but I don't care.
Bro, these girls are like children. Each time you encounter them and you ignore them; put them in their place; or expose them for the dullards that they are, they will go somewhere else on another thread feeling pained and spread lies among themselves on how they "owned" you in an argument or know who you are. grin I have good news my brother, I have enrolled our itibolibo in a good nursery school. The teachers are doubtful that she's a promising student but they are still willing to put in their best nonetheless to fulfil all righteousness. When I took her to the hospital before enrollment, the doctors discovered that her brain is made of congealed breast milk and her cerebrospinal fluid is breast milk. We are still working on her case. I know God is able.
Romance › Re: Confused About Lil Sis' Source Of Wealth.. Sdk blog by Martinez39(m): 2:39pm On Sep 12, 2019
Easybela:
undecided mind your business, she's a woman,isn't she huh, they have many ways of making money.
Tell am o. grin cool

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 11:30am On Sep 12, 2019
What a fantastic morning with clowns of nature. I have to hit the road. My stomach is really hurting. grin
Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 11:27am On Sep 12, 2019
AntiBrutus:
Show me a picture of your classroom. I don't need to do tutorials. I graduated at 19, did my first professional course at 22. How old are you now as an undergraduate?

Have a nice day grin
Na so. Have a nice day. grin

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 11:25am On Sep 12, 2019
Regiomontanus:
Keep fooling yourself. Olodo like you is moving into sectors? Assuming it's true(which I know it's not), how else if not for your pussy? Or perhaps these sectors are... lipsrsealedgrin You are claiming to be a gifted child yet you think "have a nice day" is inappropriate to use at 8:30pm because it's night not day? grin Tell me more?! You are just telling all these unasked stories to create an image of yourself that's not real. Have a nice day and I won't mention you or give you any more attention before I collapse with laughter. Have a nice day. grin

You hear?
Lol. The more she speaks, the more she brings disgrace upon herself. The itibolibo doesn't know she is an itibolibo. That's how stupidity works. grin
Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 11:21am On Sep 12, 2019
Look at these bimbos teaming up to soothe their pained selves. If you dumb girls have the best interest of pocoha.ntas/AntiBrutu.s at heart, get her back to nursery school and make sure you attend with her. Oh no, don't think about a tutorial center or lesson teacher, the itibolibo must start from scratch. HAVE A NICE DAY. LMAO grin

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 9:45am On Sep 12, 2019
Regiomontanus:
You and Martinez39 will not make heaven for what you did to that girl. Damn! I missed a lot last light. grin grin grin
Don't mind the itibolibo. She no sabi. Na confirm olodo she be. grin
Romance › Re: Leaving Nairaland Farewell My Lovely People by Martinez39(m): 11:22pm On Sep 11, 2019
Blackivy29:
grin jamb questions
grin
Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 11:11pm On Sep 11, 2019
vickyhow:
No Wams!!

The barney sef don run, u dey here dey form Galadima for virqin-thread!!

Go Reasonable threads and sections qo arque with MEN make dem floq u cane for ur shait-infested_nyansh.

Ode! Sleep Tiqht.
Lol. Dey your lane make I dey my own. E no hard. This your painment no be for here o. grin Jeez, I dey jejely on my own, person carry epistle and story wey I no ask am come dey yan me. He come dey vex say I tell am to carry hin story go meet the gods. People dey this nairaland. grin

Birds of a feather flock together so it's no surprise you are sympathising with pocoha.ntas the itibolibo. grin Good night and don't ever mention me again. Chai! A night to remember.

Romance › Re: Leaving Nairaland Farewell My Lovely People by Martinez39(m): 11:02pm On Sep 11, 2019
Cutehector:
maybe its because you still don't know how nairaland works. If you want meet ups, why not go to the dating section? I really dont understand you lots these days.
Are you minding her? Some people will be in the romance section and still ask in surprise why we are discussing women. Some will be in the politics section and still ask in surprise why we are discussing Buhari.

Romance › Re: Leaving Nairaland Farewell My Lovely People by Martinez39(m): 10:58pm On Sep 11, 2019
Mtewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 10:52pm On Sep 11, 2019
vickyhow:
In Falz's Voice;

"Na You talk am, No be me talk am o"

I mention bleep here??

My Point is itz quite absurd to see female Nlers boldly acceptinq they hv bleeped in the past, qivinq up their virginity-status_quo.

I mean i find such baes Hot because they knw What'sup and are nt borinq to converse with.

Meanwhile, one bottle of chilled Orijin to our beloved Drama queen Pocohantas who has beinq bombarded with missiles of banter and insults.

*smiles*
Na your own be dat. Tell your story to the gods.
Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 10:32pm On Sep 11, 2019
vickyhow:
Manchi free the barney nii

U don't have to qo out all rude nd cocky with her.

I wonder in Amazement hw u quys are comfy exchanqinq banter with female folks. Yuck!!

If all these melo-dramas is an actup to impress by-readers then ur efforts are in vain!

U sef no try, i don size the barney as pesin wey like f*ck, na to crry am enter the nearest whatsapp chat up, u dey here dey Fumble

smh
Oga, I am not interested in fvcking her. I just have time for her this evening.
Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 10:30pm On Sep 11, 2019
carter009:
grin grin grin grin grin
Hahahahahaha. She is still disgracing herself. Oh my god!!! grin
Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 10:27pm On Sep 11, 2019
Pocohantas please stop, my stomach will soon be ripped off by laughter. grin You are killing me. grin

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 10:24pm On Sep 11, 2019
pocohantas:
Okay Einstein. I agreed with you from the very first explanation. Yours was a mistake, then a trap. Mine was because I am dumb. I get you na.
Lol. Keep on disgracing yourself. You have finished me with laughter. I know you have comprehension issues. Despite the clarification in the emboldened, you are still disgracing yourself. Ah! Itibolibo.
Martinez39:
It was a mistake but I corrected it. I knew you would still keep on crying about the mistake because you are not bright enough to know that human beings make slip of words. That's the trap you helped me set for yourself. The person who makes a slip of words knows the correction to his/her slip without being told. Such a person cannot be said to be ignorant.

Don't interchange slip of words with your idiotic thought process. Thinking "have a nice day" is inappropriate to use at 8:30pm because it is night not day is the stuff of olodos. Please sleep well. grin

Just keep on disgracing yourself. Olodo RABATA. cheesy

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 10:14pm On Sep 11, 2019
pocohantas:
You are beginning to try too hard now. Give it up already. cheesy cheesy



I was expecting that. First it was a mistake, now a trap. Once again, Einstein privileges. I understand, our genius. cheesy
It was a mistake but I corrected it. I knew you would still keep on crying about the mistake because you are not bright enough to know that human beings make slip of words. That's the trap you helped me set for yourself. The person who makes a slip of words knows the correction to his/her slip without being told. Such a person cannot be said to be ignorant.

Don't interchange slip of words with your idiotic thought process. Thinking "have a nice day" is inappropriate to use at 8:30pm because it is night not day is the stuff of olodos. Please sleep well. grin

Just keep on disgracing yourself. Olodo RABATA. cheesy
Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 10:08pm On Sep 11, 2019
@carter009

Are you sure pocoha.ntas is a human being? Or is she a helpless cretin whom UNICEF bought an android phone for to fulfil her wishes of having the privilege to converse with people on the net? I not just understanding how someone like this can be existing. She be tear rubber itibolibo. grin cheesy
Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m):
pocohantas:
Einstein made a mistake. Einstein is the only one allowed to make mistakes and correct them. Shoudln't we all be Einsteins?

Pheeew! Einstein priviledges. grin
Clap for yourself. I knew you would fall into my trap. OLODO OSHI. There is a difference between a slip of words and an idiotic thought process. Keep on disgracing yourself. School na scam, school na scam, see where you have landed yourself? grin grin cheesy
Pooocooohantasssss o, chai! cheesy

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 9:57pm On Sep 11, 2019
pocohantas:
Two couples?

I would have sworn a couple is a man and a woman. Two couples, 2 men and 2 women.

But what do I know, I have a low IQ, can't correct Einstein.
A couple is the correct one, I have corrected it............ Have a nice day. grin OLODO RABATA.
Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 9:51pm On Sep 11, 2019
carter009:
That's why she's always pained, they worst is that she's getting old and ugly too.
Can you just imagine. So a couple did a naming ceremony 35 years ago to celebrate their "jewel" without knowing that their "jewel" will become a professional fool at 35. Not just any fool, but an itibolibo that's always feeling so fly. cheesy

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 9:42pm On Sep 11, 2019
She is 35 and dull. A fool at 35. Mokun mogbe modaran!!! grin

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 9:34pm On Sep 11, 2019
pocohantas:
[s]Martinez, you are the one always calling people dull. I have never said I have a high IQ. When will you contribute intelligently outside Romance section?[/s]

[s]I don't see you in Business, Career, Car Talk, Politics, Webmasters, Investment.[/s]

[s]All the non-toto threads that were mistakenly dropped in this section, you didn't comment.[/s]

[s]You don't even detect low IQs outside Romance section. You dare not!![/s]

[s]You know the waters you can maneuveur and it ends in this section. So fck off, na local champion you be. There have been alpha males before you, Coogar and the likes, you know one thing that made them reverred? It was their deep knowledge on plenty things outside vagina affairs.[/s]

[s]Not these new set of kids we have running about. People still collecting monthly stipends and forming alfa online.[/s]

Abegi!!
OLODO RABATA. Itibolibo feeling so fly. grin Please, for the love of humanity, don't mention me again. I will ignore you next time. Hahaha grin grin

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 9:19pm On Sep 11, 2019
GLYCOLYSISS:
cheesy cheesy,guy no be only you,the stuff off me ghan cheesy
Don't you think she should still be ranked among the those with high IQ ? Then we and many others should be grouped among those with low IQ,but such position,we got absolutely nothing to prove,and will be in a better position to laugh our ass out when those with acclaimed high IQ happens to disgrace themselves cheesy
Iffa hear. Na who dash monkey banana? cheesy Up till now, I am still gyrating with laughter. If she has a high I.Q, then it means I am 27 Einsteins in one body. grin grin Pocohanta.s has killed me. She was just telling me to study and make my parents proud. Oh, the irony!!!

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 9:06pm On Sep 11, 2019
carter009:
Lol, you know am telling you they bitter truth..
When you sleep tonight, remember that someone who shares this planet with us thinks it's inappropriate to use "have a nice day" at 8:30pm because it's night not day. Hahahahahahah, I can't make this sh!t up for the life of me. grin grin grin grin cheesy

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 8:55pm On Sep 11, 2019
GLYCOLYSISS:
cheesy cheesy cheesy,lmao
How did you figure that out ? cheesy
You must be watching me from where ever you are ..
Pls,tell me you're not seeing me ? smiley
I just wanted her to go,but she is having non of that cheesy
She should win,I choose to be the loser,gladly,here cheesy
Motherfuvker think she is smart,just fun to see how stupid people could be but still claiming they are sh*t .
Hahahahahhahahahaha. Chai, the girl na confirm Olodo rabata. Immediately I saw that post of hers, laugh wan kii me die. grin Later when we say say she has a very low IQ, she will call us "IQ testers". Lmao grin

In Nigeria, we don't have much schools for the mentally challenged so kids like her mix with us.

Romance › Re: When Asked "Are You A Virgin?" How Did You Feel? by Martinez39(m): 8:47pm On Sep 11, 2019
pocohantas:
[s]Stop trying so hard to force yourself into the narrative. This isn't about you! Go take some drugs for your narcissism. While at it, read your books and make your parents proud.[/s]

You hear?
Mind your business. Olodo rabata. grin Later you will deceive yourself that you are intelligent. Oh! The irony. grin grin grin Don't ever mention me again in your life. Olodo.

Oh, and lest I forget,............ Have a nice day. grin

Romance › Re: . by Martinez39(m): 8:42pm On Sep 11, 2019
emmaodet:
Hmmmmmmmmm, Oga ooooo
I think the average lady don't know what it is to be a man because no matter what, so far you are a lady and just below okay (which means not even beautiful) but have manners, there is 80% chance you will see a poor man that is ready to be serious and faithful to you and not live a lonely boring life but as a man, boring and lonely life will likely occur even though you are doing fine today if things go south.
What a life but it is okay
I will find peace with my inner soul
I am sure you will be alright but the truth is not just limited to women and romantic relationship. You will keep on discovering as you search for the truth.

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