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Plus10:
I also got an invite.

where is your location.

Plus10:
just got an invite who is with me?

am with you bro
but my problem, i stay in lagos.
I wish to change my test venue

Hello Joblanders, I just got and invite from NOTORE PLC for their Graduate Trainee Program which i applied in February, 2017.
I want to know who else got the invite.
What is the nature if their exams?

Wiseandtrue:
I meant owning her own school

You never can tell if she has one, she is such quiet lady

Wiseandtrue:
Nice gesture but if he has this kind of money why is his mother still teaching

I bet you think the mother teaches in a mushroom school. She is a vice principal in tushed school, community college. Mean while it's not every body that want to stay idle and do nothing

That is not benue please, that picture is lekki phase 1, at least i know there very well. Please get your facts right before posting anything

These guys were my mate in the university, love of money and women is the root of all evil. they were in Microbiology

collinsfhk:
A Room Apartment in 2 bedroom flat up for rent in Egbeda area, Lagos

Contact: collinsfhk@gmail.com

Interested persons only please!

check you mail please

Good day joblanders, Please i need your help urgently on this one. Some one help me with the latest CV sample please.
There is a job i need to apply for because its a career boost for me but i discovered its been a year plus since my last job application and as such my CV/resume is outdated. I'll be glad if some one can help me please. The dead for application is fast approaching.
Thank you so much as you help a brother in need.

olaitoro:
Abia state obodo oma

Just if Nigeria and Nigerians can kill tribal and religious sentiments the sky will be our starting point in achieving our potentials as a country.

The industrial revolution and growth taking place in southeast is glaring to the blind and eloquent to the deaf.

Yagaziere Igbo ndi oma.

Yagaziere Nigeria.

only if we can kill tribal and religious sentiment, but you are not killing it with your write up, NIGERIA SHALL BE GREAT AGAIN

We Nigerians carry religion into every thing we do, that's the reason we will continue to be backward, yes God will do his own part, why can't we do own part, Lazy gents and ladies is all I see in Nigeria, we no wan die but we wan go heaven.
EXCELLENT write up Bro, many wisdom to you.

CnCstore:
Contact me if you can sell clothings and handbags, I have a great deal for you.

your number pls
text me please 08061271101

biznus:
okay I'll create one. Any viable sme in asaba...I'm also in your shoes

GOD WILL SEE US THROUGH

biznus:
someone in asaba to start a business with should reach me via jack4oma@gmail.com

what kind of business
2ndly, you should have created another thread na

servicegiver:
Here is my honest view from personal experience;

Look for a genuine online business with the model that ensures you earn consistent passive income, give your time to it.

Use the money you have to promote/advertise your business.

I assure you, if you follow my advise, there is no way you will not become happy in the end. By the way, do you know that there are over 20M Nigerians using the internet today? This is a clue or insight into what awaits you if you decide to venture into online business.

Here are the advantages of running an online business;

1. You do not require a shop/paying rent
2. The entire world is your market place
3. Targeting your customers is relatively easier
4. You are assured of earning passive income on autopilot
5. Its relatively easier to set up an run
6. No experience is required
7. Risk of losing money/investment minimal
8. Very minimal capital is required
9. You become your own boss just like that
10. Work smart and the money will keep flowing
and lots more

These tips are shared from my experience...this is exactly what I do for a living.

Challenge yourself, make the right choice and decide to take your destiny into your hands today.

Thanks, i appreciate, i will research more on that.

VIEWS INCREASING YET NO COMMENT, HABA

Good day Nairalanders,
I don't know if this is the right section to post this, if not mods do the needful.

Yesterday i went for and interview that i was invited for, i took the test and was told i did excellently well but wont be recommended for the job because I don't have the three years experience they are looking for.
This is the question i have been asking myself since then
1.How would the inexperienced get the desired experience when they are not given the opportunity to work?

2. How would the inexperienced get the desired experience needed if recruiters are looking out for experienced persons with minimum of 5 years experience and shouldn't be more than 28 years? am younger though
3. Didn't she peruse my CV well before sending me an invite?( i had to borrow N2000 to go the venue)

This had got me thinking and i made up my mind that having a business is the only way out in this our dear country Nigeria.
This where i need your help Nairalanders.
What kind of business will some one start with N35,000 to Survive.

your honest contributions will be highly appreciated. Because i am tired of job hunting without any positive result.

Many yoruba people are guilty of 8 and 9

GNLD Idiotos @ work

EgunMogaji:
Ditto.

But unlike you I have unlimited data and probably why you're not able to do the proper research on your end

So I take it that you lack the depth to provide data to backup your claim then.

MR unlimited data, you have so why ask me, Bro I've got no time to trade words, please am busy with work, if you really want explanation, come to the site where we are working @ikoyi(kingsaway Rd) or better still visit VACC office later in the day)
Cheers

EgunMogaji:
Na so the thing dey pain you?

And how do you regulate individual zones in residential HVAC?

I believe you have a working device that is connected the internet, do some research and stop asking silly question.

EgunMogaji:
No you can't.

Shut up there, what do you know? Don't assume what you don't know. You can regulate any room in a central AC to suit what temperature you want

amtaken:
I can't argue with you because it seems you genuinely don't know the truth.


Intercontinental Hotel is owned by Bola Ahmed Tinubu.


Make sure you don't quote me again till you find out the truth. Thanks.

Which tinibu which intercontinental hotel, pls oga, intercontinental is a foreign hotel o, its a member of d intercontinental hotel all over the world, am sure u are mistaken orientAl hotel for intercontinental

OP I thought UNION BANK building is the tallest building in nigeria, are u confusing structure with building? NECOM has a tower that is occupied by no human except mast, so should we still call NECOM house the tallest building in Nigeria?

DIKEnaWAR:
Where is the one Buhari received during the campaigns. Are his kids playing with it or is it the President that play with it himself?

Buhari might have kept it under the bed and when everyone is asleep, he'll reach for it and play with it thus:


PMB: A-haa! Let me ride my small train. (He reaches under the bed and pulls it out.) Let me check if it runs well(he holds it by the top and roll the toy on the floor). Good! It maintains a good speed. Walahi let me visit Inuwa Daura(his childhood playmate) in his father's farm.

(He rolls it on the floor again and makes the sound of a train) Po-ooom! Chiki chiki chiki chiki chiki... Po-ooom! Chiki chiki chiki...(He lies on his stomach on the foor, as he is fully transported to his childhood days, when he watched trains snaking down the rails in Daura and imagined himself visiting Inuwa Daura in one of them, one day as a train driver)

Inu-waaa! (The voice of his friend's mum rings in his head, as she announces his arrival) abo.ki nka ya zo! (he blushes in boyish delight)

kai! Buru uba!! (he remembers that Inuwa had been dead since 1967 and didn't make it to adulthood. It dampens his mood and he hurriedly stands up. He looks around and it dawns on him that he is not in Daura as a little boy, but in Aso rock as the President of Nigeria. He looks round to see if anyone was watching and quickly hides the toy train under the bed. He dusts his chest where he laid on the floor.

Kai! Inuwa Abo.ki na. Shege abo.ki na!

(He opens the door to let himself out and..)

" Mr President! The wisest and most incorruptible baba of our nation. Sai Zaki! "

The Aso rock praise singers are hard at work.

Lai Mohammed is by the corner writing a new speech about '16 wasted years and the effort to rebuild' In another note pad, he has the manuscript of a new book on Tinubu, titled: Asiwaju; the Most intelligent and corrupt-free politician of our time. . He also came to inspect how the praise singers are faring in their jobs.


PS: Admin, how can u change the word abo.ki to 'Northerner'. C'mon, it is a word in Hausa & even if it is used in a derogatory manner here on nairaland, it does not remove the fact that it means 'friend' in Hausa language. Why can't those in the Literature section have a free rein on words to convey their thoughts?

Another jobless youth spotted,
Don't go and make meaningful thing out of your life,
At this your old age, you have refused to receive sense.
My friend, what have you contributed to the development of your country, sit and wait for the government to put food in your mouth while you go about displaying your madness and stupid self.
Omo ale ti jati jati

When you are through with the book, you will understand girls

GURION:
The recent discovery in early Feb, of a means to observe and measure gravitational waves is probably the biggest metric currently aiding scientists in the study of the nature and origin of blackholes.

The relativity theorem had earlier predicted the existence of this gravitational waves.

I strongly believe this simple-looking relativity equation, E=mc² , which already has hundreds of other formulae derived from it, is the MOST influential yet....increased advancement in design of observatory tools will open our eyes more to this formula's relevance.

E=MC2 has to do with claSsical physics, we are at the quantum era, which sees particle as not dual in nature

slimiyke:
I really have some respect for you bro....industrial physicists rule the world when it comes figure/ numbers and numerical analysis

SALUTATIONS BRO