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OP I thought UNION BANK building is the tallest building in nigeria, are u confusing structure with building? NECOM has a tower that is occupied by no human except mast, so should we still call NECOM house the tallest building in Nigeria?

DIKEnaWAR:
Where is the one Buhari received during the campaigns. Are his kids playing with it or is it the President that play with it himself?

Buhari might have kept it under the bed and when everyone is asleep, he'll reach for it and play with it thus:


PMB: A-haa! Let me ride my small train. (He reaches under the bed and pulls it out.) Let me check if it runs well(he holds it by the top and roll the toy on the floor). Good! It maintains a good speed. Walahi let me visit Inuwa Daura(his childhood playmate) in his father's farm.

(He rolls it on the floor again and makes the sound of a train) Po-ooom! Chiki chiki chiki chiki chiki... Po-ooom! Chiki chiki chiki...(He lies on his stomach on the foor, as he is fully transported to his childhood days, when he watched trains snaking down the rails in Daura and imagined himself visiting Inuwa Daura in one of them, one day as a train driver)

Inu-waaa! (The voice of his friend's mum rings in his head, as she announces his arrival) abo.ki nka ya zo! (he blushes in boyish delight)

kai! Buru uba!! (he remembers that Inuwa had been dead since 1967 and didn't make it to adulthood. It dampens his mood and he hurriedly stands up. He looks around and it dawns on him that he is not in Daura as a little boy, but in Aso rock as the President of Nigeria. He looks round to see if anyone was watching and quickly hides the toy train under the bed. He dusts his chest where he laid on the floor.

Kai! Inuwa Abo.ki na. Shege abo.ki na!

(He opens the door to let himself out and..)

" Mr President! The wisest and most incorruptible baba of our nation. Sai Zaki! "

The Aso rock praise singers are hard at work.

Lai Mohammed is by the corner writing a new speech about '16 wasted years and the effort to rebuild' In another note pad, he has the manuscript of a new book on Tinubu, titled: Asiwaju; the Most intelligent and corrupt-free politician of our time. . He also came to inspect how the praise singers are faring in their jobs.


PS: Admin, how can u change the word abo.ki to 'Northerner'. C'mon, it is a word in Hausa & even if it is used in a derogatory manner here on nairaland, it does not remove the fact that it means 'friend' in Hausa language. Why can't those in the Literature section have a free rein on words to convey their thoughts?

Another jobless youth spotted,
Don't go and make meaningful thing out of your life,
At this your old age, you have refused to receive sense.
My friend, what have you contributed to the development of your country, sit and wait for the government to put food in your mouth while you go about displaying your madness and stupid self.
Omo ale ti jati jati

When you are through with the book, you will understand girls

GURION:
The recent discovery in early Feb, of a means to observe and measure gravitational waves is probably the biggest metric currently aiding scientists in the study of the nature and origin of blackholes.

The relativity theorem had earlier predicted the existence of this gravitational waves.

I strongly believe this simple-looking relativity equation, E=mc² , which already has hundreds of other formulae derived from it, is the MOST influential yet....increased advancement in design of observatory tools will open our eyes more to this formula's relevance.

E=MC2 has to do with claSsical physics, we are at the quantum era, which sees particle as not dual in nature

slimiyke:
I really have some respect for you bro....industrial physicists rule the world when it comes figure/ numbers and numerical analysis

SALUTATIONS BRO

Equation 14 is what rules d world now,QUANTUM MECHANICS- (energy,electronics,and other miniaturization), I can relate with all the equations, I don't regret studying INDUSTRIAL PHYSICS

emmykingsok:
I got the mail too, but I'm surprised that when I logged in with the username which is my email address and the password they sent to me I didn't see the kind of question I was expecting instead what I saw was about 50 adjectives that the question is to choose the best that describe how other people see me and how I see myself, and it wasn't timed. I'm kind of confuse because no one has said he got a similar question like me.

Its same, after all, its a survey,from dat survey, one would be accessed with d cV, den invite proper

Mine was telling me run time error as of Saturday, on monday, I used a modem connected to my laptop straight, I did it and submitted, I think if you are using a hotspot from fone, it wouldn't work, my thoughts sha, (cus of what I could pick from d run time error)

Its 2-1-3, d golden rule of traffic is give way to car on d left first

Ziggyzito:
what do you mean? Jazzy produced it.

my friend he wasnt the one that produced it. it was docta frabz

Harjet:
Thanks man..

welcome

shilexholly:
Op...why dnt u go and buy from benue and liv Urban centers alone....

And you think benue is a village?
food is generally free in every part of the state oga

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VivianBlogs:
Thought Lil Kesh sang Shoki?

He sang shoki first, lil kesh sang his own later

DATMAT:
were u invited for an interview because I also applied

yes. i did d first test and interview 2 weeks ago

Good day joblanders
Please do any body know how the interviews of EKEDC look like, and how much the pay for their marketing position.
thanks

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I am in lagos and as such will prefare a lagos institute and that i will learn practically.
The fee should be affordable because am not working yet.
I will appreciate it if i get useful info please.
thanks
my email is visitabamartins@gmail.com if you can help.

enter falomo/obalende bus, and tell the conductor or bus driver you will stop at falomo or better still tell hm you are going to awolowo road.