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na from reverse the car had accident ni?? yeye dey smell.

sonofananimal1:
WHO THE HELL CAN EXPLAIN WHAT THIS EEDIOT IS TALKING ABOUT

YOUR POST MAKE 0.0000000000001% SENSE AT ALL.

AND WHO THE HELL IS THE MOD WHO PUSH THIS RUBBISH TO FRONT PAGE

Truth hurts for real!

may God give us wisdom to handle situations beyond our understanding..RIP to the dead.

judging by this, I think gbemi Saraki should be no 1...I'm a Kwaran tho...

awon agbaya meji..

proverb 31 woman= 5$.. datz all I desire.

CuteDude53:
I don hear.. .but i cant stop using Cheats. I ve nt subscribed on my smartphone since i bought it 3yrs ago.. .yet i download huge files more than people that subscribes

Niralanders,if you fall for this you are on your own...don't say I did not warn you o

holamiday:
Jesus Christ! What sort of insanely audacious wicked act is this? Boiling water on someone's skin, in the middle of their sleep. She even locked up the man to deny him help.

Even in hell, where the devil reigns, such wickedness does not exist.

Av u been there?

character is property..it is the noblest of all possessions. Be your good self# my 50kobo

mylogic111:
I possess most of d qualities I stated ...infact I have sighted her already...she is not in nairaland though ...she has less time to surf social sites...thank u my Creator*

...*.Work in progress#

oh, really?? give me her no...

wake up from your slumber!! she's not on NL(such ladies are not on NL)..besides, u own a thread on RomanceLand and expect such qualities from your lady....I smell rat.

wao....like condom in a perverse society... well, I leave the arithmetics of the number of condoms used per day to my NL math guru...it is not how long but how often. a prolific lawyer can be easily identified by d no of cases handled and won.

robedu:
I drive toyota avensis 2007.

And my mechanic is making life a living hell for me, when the car has issue, most times i cannot be repaired once, he will repair the first, bring it and the same thing will happen and he will do it again, sometimes it takes up to 3 to 4 times to get one issue resolved.

The one that happen now is so annoying, last week the car accelerator at some point will not move fast even if you press with all your power and finally it will stop. and then i will start it again.

My Mechanic came to pick it up, fix it and bring it for me on Sunday and on Monday the same thing happen.

Will i ever be able to get a good mechanic to help me out on a low budget. i am so tired, im even crying

similar thing happened to my aunt...and as a smart guy, I advice her to change that leach called mechanic and problem solved.

yorubadelta:
At least he tried and has a better chance than one who never planted at all.

Back to the topic at hand, I'm an advocate for marrying young in order to save yourself unnecessary dating history, heartbreak and sexual sin.

chance ke? why should one gamble with dating ( I recommend u go tru OP's write up one more time)..and besides, are saying that marrying at a young age prevents heartbreaks and adultery?? If yes, that means if we all get married ASAP it will prevent divorce[I don't think so]. The truth is if we are disciplined before marriage there are good chances that we will be disciplined when married..[sexual purity is a condition of the heart]

martolux:
if NL mods are not perverts, then I should see this on the front page in less than 24hrs. lalasticlala sho ti gbo nisi!!??

all NL mod are SAINTS. quote me and.....

yorubadelta:
The bible advises you to go and marry if you can't control your burning passion rather than committing sexual sin. People need to stop waiting for perfect job, car, house etc before settling down .. no one is ever fully prepared for marriage anyway.

A farmer who waits on the sky for perfect weather conditions will never plant

a farmer who plants in a wrong weather conditions may never reap (waste of energy, time and resources).

if NL mods are not perverts, then I should see this on the front page in less than 24hrs. lalasticlala sho ti gbo nisi!!??

probably because they attend once in a blue moon...if they are regular worshipers, ppl wud definitely get over d distraction..not a reasonable excuse.

kay29000:
How did the police know exactly what happened when neither of the two is alive to testify? How did they know they used sex enhancement drugs? And how did they know the guy slipped in the girl's drink to gain free access for sex? And how did they know he also took it later after the girl was dead, and lay beside her? Hmm! Anyway,if you have problem lasting long in bed, hit me up on BBM- 7C22F6EC.

God don catch u..so you sold the drug to the deceased.. NPF arrest him!!!

mrChrisAli:
must of the people commenting here are fraud stars i can boldly tell you that 80% of Nairaland members are scammers in one way or the other

Nigerian youth have become terror on the internet over night and this have been on for years now. and mind you most of the folks doing this big

are not staying here in Nigeria. cyber crime is a problem world wild if you think Nigeria is worst in fraud sorry for you, because you know nothing

go to those underground forums on tor which i will not mention names here, there you will see that Nigerian are still learning when it comes to

bank fraud and spamming ..when it comes to the use of malware's Russian are the baddest coders and criminal mind behide those and still no more

is making noise over them.. they build malicious software's and use them to forcefully gain access into people account and get them money out

it is reported that in every year nothing less than 20 billion dollars are been lost to fraud stars via banking Trojan ,and still no one is blacklisting

the names of those countries but over here,, they call us names because of the evil act of those morafukers ...and that because those Russia and co

are very good in hiding behide proxies and making it impossible to trace them and not only that they hide they are identity they also do things on

code in real life they invest on something and if been successful they leave the dirty game, but right here in Nigeria you see 19 years old who is proud

to be a fraud star they intimidate others who they call broke ass they call them self hustlers. everyone in they are environment know what they do. they are

popular in clubs, bars and display stupidity in public places.. some of them are even celebrities here and been praise by our musicians. but funny

thing is i have discover that most of them who do things in this manner are mostly Yorubas. i love Yoruba don't get me wrong my wife is a Yoruba woman.

same go to those Benin boys where i come from but truth be told the Yorubas are worst and the Ibos are very reserved and don't make noise they invest stay

Low and do things without you even knowing, that is reason why you see Nigeria is very popular among others who do it better. because too much noise makers.

what are you encouraging?

STOP SEARCHING FOR MONEY THAT IS NOT LOST..Wat a marvelous pieces of advice!!

kebisrael:
You CANNOT because you will have to submit your course registration form along with other documents for application.

that is not true. statement of account and admission letter r d main requirements for bed space clearance...do not rush to course registration as u would always get info on ur deptmental courses that are available as soon as the lectures start.

I think our Governors are the most corrupt.

buskie13:
"I am
going to walk to the bridge. If one person smiles
at me on the way, I will not jump".

I wish some1 even faked a smile...it would've been a different story..

yes...maybe he was meant to die

1. The word "suicide" is derived from these two Latin words, "sui"(of oneself) and "cidium"(killing or slaying).

2. China accounts for most suicide deaths around the world with between 250,000 to 300,000 suicides per year. That is about a quarter of all suicide deaths.

3. Many famous and notable people in history actually commited suicide they include: Sigmund Freud, Cleopatra, Mark Anthony, Dennis Brutus, Hannibal, Adolf Hitler, Ernest Hemmingway, Vincent Van Gogh, Rudolf Hess, Pontius Pilate, Socrates e.t.c.

4. Across the world an estimated 2,000 people commit suicide everyday.

5. French philosopher Albert Camus made a famous quotation about suicide when he said, "What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying".

6. There is a common perception that suicide is more common among the young, but the truth is that the elderly have the highest suicide rates.

7. Some evidence suggest that suicide attempts by women during the first week of menstrual cycle may be associated with low oestrogen levels.

8. Among the Hindus, a Hindu wife is expected to throw herself on her husband's burning body on the funeral pyre so that she can enter the next life with him. This practice was abolished by British in India in 1829. But it still persists till today in some places.

9. The Japanese practice "Seppuku"(stomach cutting),a ritual suicide practiced by warriors who were about to get captured. The warrior would cut open his own abdomen and stretch out his own neck and then one of his own comrades would cut-off his head in one stroke.

This practice has persisted till today despite attempts to stop it.

10. The Greek philosopher Hegesias (320-280 B.C) gave lectures which prompted so many listeners to commit suicide that he was forbidden from public speaking. He is also known as the "Death Persuader".

11. The Bible does not specifically prohibit suicide and there is no particular reference to it inside the Bible, but Christians generally condemn the practice as stated by St. Augustine. In A.D 563 suicide was officially condemned by the Council of Braga.

12. In Islam, the Quaran actually forbids suicide refering to it as the gravest sin, even more serious than homicide. But killing oneself as an act of Jihad(Holy War) is not considered suicide.

13. The only acceptable method of suicide in the Mayan culture was by hanging and everybody who commited suicide this way was guaranteed a place in the afterlife.

14. The most common method of suicide world wide is by hanging.

15. Women attempt suicide three times more often than men, but men complete suicides three times more often than women.

16. Research have found that people with low serotinin levels in their brains are six to ten times more likely to commit suicide than people with normal levels.

17. Prolonged exposure to very low-frequency electromagnetic fields such as those emitted by large power-lines may increase the risk of suicide by as high as 100%.

18. No suicides have been reported in the several small South Sea islands and the Hindu Kush Mountains of India.

19. The world's highest female suicide rates is among the Fijian Indians.

20. The number one spot for suicides in the world famous Golden Gate Bridge. More than 1,200 people have jumped to their deaths on that bridge. Others are Beachy Head in England and Aokigahara Forest in Japan.

21. The greater the elevation of a person's home, the higher the risk of suicide.

22. Two out of every three people who commit suicide are depressed at the time they took their life.

23. Only 1 out of every 25 suicide attempts actually results in deaths.

24. Japanese police often declare murders they cannot solve as suicides in order to save face and also to keep crime statistics artificially low.

25. One suicide victim who died by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge left a note saying, "I am going to walk to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way, I will not jump".

Life is what we make of it. By the end of this post, I hope to have helped you decide whether that statement is true or not.
There is no doubt that life has its ups and downs. However, how we deal with them can sometimes make all the difference. Today I want to share five harsh truths that I've come to learn from life. There's also a message in each that I think we can all learn from, and when applied, will improve our lives infinitely


1. Nobody Can Transform Your Life Like You Can
Wouldn't it be lovely if we didn't have to go behind the wheels, but we could just read a paragraph of a book and become a professional driver? Or, wouldn't it be nice if our friends could do daring things, and we would benefit from them as well? The support and help of others can only take you so far, you're going to have to do your own thing to make big changes in your life situation.
Do things for yourself and learn to stand on your own two feet. People you rely on won't be around forever, and you don't want to have to use others as a crutch to get anywhere in life.

2. Rain Will Sometimes Cancel Play
On some occasions when you have your shoes on and you're ready for the party, it's going to rain. Things aren't always going to go how you would like them to. Don't stress about the things that you can't control. Learn to live with things that happen. You can't change the past, but you can change how you react to things.
3. Someone Else Will Always Have More
Whether it is money, partners, friends or even blog subscribers, there will always be areas where other people have more than you. That isn't to say you can't become abundant in whatever you want.
Just because someone has 'more', that doesn't mean they are happy. Read the biography of any celebrity and they will tell you they enjoy their process of EARNING MONEY, rather than what money can do to make them happy. In other words, focus on what you love, not what the thing you love can get you.

4. You Won't Always Get What You Want
I remember one Christmas when the only thing I had asked for was a new BMX bicycle. I didn't ask for anything else so I was pretty sure I would get them. However, I didn't get it because my parents couldn't afford it and I ended up crying.

You won't always get what you want in life: people are going to be late, people will let you down, items you want won't always be available.
Don't look for happiness in material possessions and if things don't go your way, learn to accept them. Life's too short to stay miserable.

5. There May Be No Tomorrow
At least, not for you anyway. We never know what is around the corner, a car crash, a heart attack; heck...even the end of the world is possible. Let's face it, although we would all like to live till we are 80 years old, that's certainly not always the case. There will be one day that is our last.
Make the most of each day. Make sure the people you care about actually know it, don't worry about little matters, just make sure you spend time doing the things you love.

Live life for the moment, accept what is, even if things don't go your way. Happiness is here, right now if you stop resisting and start accepting.

unilorin must be kidding with that cutoff..

dusting my boot angrily.. I dey go field.

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evegran:
I'm super experienced cause I have a working brain. It's my second and last relationship ever. Feel free to die of jealousy.

no matter how u try u can't think beyond ur brain capacity... jealousy hui??...Datz not possible cos I don't know u; u might even be d one He's referring to in John 4:18.

evegran:
You see it that way because you've probably never been in a relationship before. There's nothing wrong in discussing your relationship with others, just dont spill everything and be ready to select the advises you keep. Shikena!

I c it dat way cos datz wat keeps me going...I will never discuss my lady's defects on social media..et u, ur present relationship is ur number what? cos ur response kinda show u r somehow super experienced.