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Interesting15:
Please help!!!

Jamb is changing every thing. From centers to seat numbers. The most annoying is now our subject combinations.

When I did my reprint, the subjects were like that. All of a sudden, someone asked us to check again. And yesterday when I checked, jamb has given me economics, removing government.

My exams is just few days away!

I'm not prepared for economics!

Help!!!!

Why is things of Nigeria always disorganised like this.

Lalasticlala Help move to front page please!!!!!!

Let them retify it


Mods front page please!!!!!!!!

I have a friend too.. Em go put govt instead of Literature

he wan change his course to history instead of law now

My SD card auto-unmounts after boot what can I do

Lalasticlala come o, all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. Happy Sunday

osesology:
6. The wailing wailers. Always blaming Buhari for practically everything. No matter what you post, ``Buhari sef, see what Buhari has caused, blame Buhari'' etc
They even blame Buhari for their inability to renew their monthly subscription.
Folks like anonimi shuld understand me perfectly.

Lol.. Inability to renew monthly sub, the next thing is Buhari sef

ozy4christ:
dear na sis nw or u didnt see(f).*winks*

Lol, pardon me.. I forgot my magnifier at home

Eebrahym:
Shiit post

Take a map, you know what to do

Eebrahym:
Shiit post

Take a map, you know what to do

ozy4christ:
Honestly,l thought dat seun used 2 pay ftc people cos of d way dey drag d thing ehhnn...

I wonder bro

The Jonathan blamers

"See the big Snake I killed in my backyard"

Commenter: Jonathan sef

jaymejate:
6... Me, jaymejate

he he. wetin you do

Gruesome
The step mother should be burnt at stake or hanged like reverend king

1) FTC.
On sighting any front page worthy post, the first thing they do is rush to be the (F)irst (T)o (C)omment on the post asif lalasticlala will pay them salary... I doff hat o


2) SPACE BOOKERS
These set of people eh, i troway yansh for them..
The moment they see a post the first thing is to struggle for a space on the first page without even checking the content of the post. They are similar to the FTCs Lol, am Guilty tho

3) END TIME CREW

These set of people are the most funny people, always looking for a way to use end time on every post.
"End time pastor, End time fish, End time Baby, End time op" Lol
End time comments are declining these days tho


4) Addonbilivit

Lol, another funny set of people. I call them the Didimuses
You post a story without picture, it's "Picture or #Addonbilivit"
You post a story with picture, it's "Video or #Addonbilivit"
You post a story with Picture and Video then they keep mute .. Lol

5) Looseweight

You must have come across these people... Na everybody dey get ugly belly fat
Lol
#Smh
Feel free to add yours

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Xsolutions:
[b]Hm, [size=20pt]SMH!

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Lassa Fever!!! Op don dey roast am already

08103848377

SUPOL:
Wen u talk of jamb I think u mean teenagers.

Are there teenagers on Nairaland?

Why not. Lest i forget, when is your 70th birthday

to be candid with you, you did the best thing

A mobile phone store chain in Georgia is
experiencing a boost in iPhone sales after
arranging for a priest to bless the entire Apple
stock at one of their stores in Tbilisi. According
to iPhone+ store manager Georgiy
Machavariani, the holy ceremony has
mollified fears and concerns that people have
about iPhones being the “device of the devil”.
“We have a lot of customers that restrain from
buying an iPhone for the sole reason that it is
a so-called device of a devil,” he said. “In order
to tackle this concern, we decided to sanctify
our shop and have the phones blessed.” I guess
the fear he is referring to has to do with the
Apple logo, which people are probably
associating with the forbidden fruit eaten by
Adam and Eve.
The shop’s management recorded and released
footage that shows a priest spreading holy
water around the place and then blessing their
entire inventory of iPhones. The strange move
seems to have had a calming effect on local
residents, who are now coming in droves to buy
the blessed phones.
“I am pleased to hear that the shop’s
management has finally decided to sanctify its
property,” said Anna Aslanishvilli, one of the
first to buy a consecrated iPhone. In fact, the
response has been so positive that the shop
plans to invite the priest to bless future iPhone
stocks.
News of this controversial event quickly went
viral with the video released by the mobile
phone retailer getting tens of thousands of
views. Contacted by the media, the priest who
conducted the blessing said that his holy act
has been used as a marketing stunt by iPhone
+ and that he had actually blessed the shop
itself and the employees, not the mobile
phones. He told Georgian news site Info9 that
if he had known the purpose of the video from
the beginning, he would not have allowed the
ceremony to be video-recorded.

Source: http://www.odditycentral.com/news/georgian-shop-has-iphones-blessed-by-priest-to-increase-sales.html

video or #addonbilivit

i pray o

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08103949377

hahahaha.. u for tell them say e remain small make u reach dia side say na hold up make dem wait till 11pm

hate watching this

ehehehehe

Some of my games.... ww2k, mortal kombat x and real racing

Man-u go loose today

hehehee

shey red guava dey ni?

makes sense tho