₦airaland Forum

jimmyolasun:
then sit back, relax and watch as you get to 40 still single. By then, your signal is gonna be out for u be out of the search zone. #lazybonez

Davebarey:
Hello,
Guys, what shd i do? I have been in love with my step-couzin since wen i waz 12 i think. Sometimes it's just fun being around her nd we play banter alot.

I need your advices like seriously. No childish thoughts nd advices pls.

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The village witch assigned to you, have finally been promoted.


And she is testing her new powers on you.

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Hope you know that she have been using your pics to fan herself from when you where 12


On a more serious not. don't try that shitt with your blood relation.
What you feel ain't love,its just infatuation and you need to learn how to curtial that immoral appetite[/size]

MrsChima:
Goodbye!

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Take care.


and be a good girl,while I am away
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MrsChima:
I know I didn't mentioned your name. Stay in your lane! Your boyfriend got this!

MrsChima:
Like your mammy ho!

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C'mon.


You don't have to include parents on this. Its him
you have prosps with.

Why not face him
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sammyj:
story story storeeeee!!!

persistenc:
Correct Mumu

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A certified one


But this is a sensitive info.
Making it public,will only sabotag their capability on "Intelligence gathering.
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Cc: PERVYBYNATURE

did you send it somwh.ere else? Cos i havnt receiv.ed any new ma.il.

lilcashking:
wow beautiful nonsense

teeowl:
I watched it on Aljazeera a few weeks ago.

rifasenate11:
... that's an evidence that no one dies anymore in the lagoon especially if it were to be ibos that's living there. Believe me, you will definitely need a visa to travel to the lagoon. Incase if lagos is doing shakara and decide to pursue the ibos into the lagoon. Next four years, lagosians will be jumping into the lagoon and they will be renting an accommodation for 1.5million there. And youruba girls will be like "I want to go to the lagoon island to visit my ibo boyfriend". They will even drive cars that have names like [size=15pt]]Range rover evolution submersible , can dive to a depth of 6000km. Swaggs will dominate in the lagoon[/size].I hope one Oba of lagos is seeing these cities. .

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Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

lilcashking:
hahaha joke of the year

lilcashking:
GEJ administration marginalized AND
SACKED PEOPLE TO SET OUT HIS
TRIBALISTIC AGENDA
Igbo man Ike Nkeremandu, Deputy Senate
President
Igbo man Emeka Ihedioha, Deputy Speaker
(Imagine that in a country with 6 geopolitical
zones, one occupies the two of the 4 major
National Assemby leadership positions!!)
Igbo man Pius Ayim, Secretary to the Federal
Government
igbo man Godwin Emefiele is the governor of
the central bank of Nigeria
Igbo woman, Finance Minister and Co-
ordinating Minister for the Economy
Igbo woman petroluem Minister
Igbo man Nebo, Power Minister
Igbo man Minister of aviation
Printing and Minting - Igbo
HEAD OF DSS -Igbo
MINISTER OF Health - Igbo
Jonathan removed other tribes from head of
parastatals and put Igbos there but that
would be addressed now. Bureau of statistics
was filled up with Igbos.
Even the Hausas/Fulanis in military have
never done this above show of shame and
pure tribalism. And Igbos were quiet all
through that administration cos others were
marginalised.
Sign/peace ambassador

[size=13pt][b]STEPS TO BE POPULER ON NAIRALAND.

[b]1[/b]blindly slander igboes

[b]2[/b]try to siphon any igbo name in any criminal article,even tho there are more tribal names,from other regoin in the article than igbo names,then bash igboes with reckless abadon

[b]3[/b]hate on the igbo for no reason and you will receive lyk 100like on your post.

[b]4[/b]try and Defame igbo persona,and you will be popular in no time.
It works lyk magic.


[b]5[/b]make make ethnic hate statement and ethnic cleasensin statement, against igbo,for no reason and you will be a nairaland HERO

I have a massage for you my broda.
It is just a little while,BIAFRA will take place and you can't stop us.
I know you are still a kid,who will rant after now.
But for the benefit of those who will read this post.
NOTE:you don't even have military to stand biafra for 1month,if you dare.
Then your head will follow it,better focus on engegin boko haram on full conventional warfare,cos it is evident that you have boyz scout as military.

This is not 40s where british where armin your military and arms coming from china to biafra was sabotage by the west.
Which biafra had to fight with two soldiers with one gun.
One will hide behind the other,incase the one with the gun dies,the one behind will continue fighting.
While some soldiers used sticks to fight.
I hope you saw their pics yourslf on FP.

Yet dey still put you out,for 3yrs..SMH.

I hope you didn't make the mistake to think that biafra is sleeping all this years?[/b][/size]

Shortyy:
K

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Gush

You need to work on your sense of humour.
You gat no chill inside.

Your hobby must really be bored..WTF [/size]

iphanyiuma:
Fuel Don cheap na abi una nor they use Gen what's it with this ccb sef, alway looking for a means to cover up your scheme it will not work I want to see those assets if possible the certificate of occupancy sef and waec if available .... Meanwhile I hate the poster above me.. That was my birthright... Just clocked 1000

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Chai


This is what happen when you refuse to study,instead you depend on expo to pass exams

Guy,your comprehension skill is warped.
Or is it as a result of FTC struggle [/size]

Dorrobucci:
Buhari caused this rubbish by his unguided statement during inauguration day.

You belittle a terrorist group that got an international recognition as "A gutless group".

Tell me why won't them try to proof a point.

Daseed4:
No girl wants to date me without considering the substance in my hand. The one that tried it left when I couldnt meet her simple needs like money for hairdo.

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Lol..this part cracked me up

You ought to have known that naija galz don't love your person.
Its all about your substance,unlike our mamas of those dayz8)

Brda,looking for love in nigeria is lyk a camel trying to fit through a niddle hole.

WE REP FOREIGN
I can connect you with some foreign chaps.
Please I don't want all this aproko galz,quoting me to say trash.

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