Luckygurl:


Lmao!!!!
Mr cork that never ceases to crack me up..

Urmmm!!! sweery, apologies too but I can't bother myself over this... It's obviously for fun and I've gotten enough of it from the comments

Funny thread, funny op

STORY....plis aply..fill in yo details..and wait for pass or fail result.

. ..ladies...pls may I remind u that the winner will also be given £50 voucher to shop in one of our Londons biggest super market called Tesco!

This is so funny

Abeg na who win? this is funny

DrAify:
This is so funny

I must say you're an enchantress look at that smile muah

MrCork:
. ..ladies...pls may I remind u that the winner will also be given £50 voucher to shop in one of our Londons biggest super market called Tesco!

sorry to bother brother, but ill like to know where you buy your weed


XavierBlue

MrCork:
. ..ladies...pls may I remind u that the winner will also be given £50 voucher to shop in one of our Londons biggest super market called Tesco!

No thanks!. I have been to Tesco. It's like a one stop shopping warehouse full of cheap commodities.

.....an upscale shopping outlet mall is more like it. OR any store that increases my likelihood of running into The duke and duchess of Cambridge (Will & Kate) and their kiddies. OR David Beckham.

Anyway, I doubt I am your type of the 'light skin' you'd fancy anyhoo.

Peace out!! Vote Dr. Ben Carson for Presidency 2016.

Xiadnat:


No thanks!. I have been to Tesco. It's like a one stop shopping warehouse full of cheap commodities.

.....an upscale shopping outlet mall is more like it. OR any store that increases my likelihood of running into The duke and duchess of Cambridge (Will & Kate) and their kiddies. OR David Beckham.

Anyway, I doubt I am your type of the 'light skin' you'd fancy anyhoo.

Peace out!! Vote Dr. Ben Carson for Presidency 2016.

....ermm sweery I ain't lookin for wifee that will nag me wit *Stress & Story* for the next 100 years...... Plis re-apply next year: .. FAIL!!! (no ofeense)

MrCork:



....ermm sweery I ain't lookin for wifee that will nag me wit *Stress & Story* for the next 100 years...... Plis re-apply next year: .. FAIL!!! (no ofeense)

Hahah......None taken! I wasn't interested--not in the least bit.

Good luck tho.

....ok ladies..since u asked again...did I mention that I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot wit Mexicanto hand made alloy wills (only £4000) & I live alone wit 2 PitBull terry & a cat called Ryback.

Xiadnat:


Hahah......None taken! I wasn't interested--not in the least bit.

Good luck tho.

^^^atitude... Definitely givin this one away for free!

MrCork:


^^^atitude... Definitely givin this one away for free!

.mmmmm

am d one uve been looking for,, I swear, i hv eVeryThiNg. should i send my number?? hehehhee

[quote author=MrCork post=34493316]....ok ladies..since u asked again...did I mention that I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot wit Mexicanto hand made alloy wills (only £4000) & I live alone wit 2 PitBull terry & a cat called Ryback.

And all you can of fer is,50pounds ? raise the stakes..talk is cheap

geni340:
am d one uve been looking for,, I swear, i hv eVeryThiNg. should i send my number?? hehehhee

Yepa!!!!

Jacksparrow0712:


Yepa!!!!

R u a Muslim?

Krystalxxx:


R u a Muslim?

Lol. Nah! I posted on a particular topic, since then the 'I believe...........' Won't leave my profile

Jacksparrow0712:

Lol. Nah! I posted on a particular topic, since then the 'I believe...........' Won't leave my profile

Lol sorry

Krystalxxx:


Lol sorry

^^^ this chick kinda look nice thouw....she look like Mary j blide

MrCork:



^^^ this chick kinda look nice thouw....she look like Mary j blide

You like fair or dark ladies?

MrCork:



^^^ this chick kinda look nice thouw....she look like Mary j blide

haha thanks sweery

Krystalxxx:

haha thanks sweery

With a pointed nose...

kaboninc:


With a pointed nose...

Lol well you got that right.

Krystalxxx:

Lol well you got that right.

Yeah and I like the way you write. Am now following you.

kaboninc:


Yeah and I like the way you write. Am now following you.

Wow that's great, I appreciate that. I'll keep writing

marvelous000:
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Hey son

Click on this>>www.nairaland.com/2144338/romance-section-chat-central-derailers/538#34502434


To get the massag I sent you.

My Cyprus+000 moniker got bannned by an-ti sp*am bot on this thread.

So I can't post here.

I REALLY NEED YOU TO MAN UP AND SHOW UP,HAS I SAY ON THAT THREAD[/size]

My friend, go and sit down...

You are so much jobless that u don't ve sense again...

What's your problem with the guy

Did u know him before

What's wrong with u

Get out of nairaland u r nuisance....

Idi.ot....

Krystalxxx:

Wow that's great, I appreciate that. I'll keep writing

You're welcome. And I'll continue reading!

Mr. Cock don surface again. Nice guy full of fun. Wish you and the babe well if any.

Krystalxxx:


Wow that's great, I appreciate that. I'll keep writing

Fine babe.Nothing do you.You are pretty with nice figure.