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MadCow1:
3rd class UNIBEN boy has lost it now..


I ain't googling shiit.. That's your fhucking problem to deal with. Like why should I be looking up PGD's... That shiit is for Niggas who couldn't Graduate University with a Good Grade like you..

O and stop with the I.E.L.T.S stuff.. It's a fhucking proficiency in English test. I know reetards who have passed that same test. Try A-Levels if you want to impress me.

I never called you dull, just that you graduated with a third class or a pass and need somebody to borrow you 6 million Naira to go to Canada to do Post Graduate Diploma to supplement your biitchass 3rd class degree you obtained from a piece of shiit School called UNIBEN.

O and what is a Mechanical Engineering Graduate doing working as a Marketer? I thought your biitchass said Shell, Total, Chevron and co come with buses to UNIBEN Convocation events to pick graduates for immediate employment? Or did you miss the bus?

I also never called you poor, just that your girlfriends phantom Mercedes Benz C-Class is known as the Poor Mans Mercedes. Google that shiit and you will know why no self respecting Money maker puts their dough on a C-Class.. And don't get me started on your Venza claim.. At this rate I already feel like I am cyber bullying you..

What's wrong with a Canadian citizen driving to Anambra? I see you are grasping at straws now.. You are really a dissapointment to UNIBEN to be honest.. I know it's a piece of shiit University but your dullardness is of hybrid proportion..

Something tells me you are a GNLD Marketer..
GNLD (Forever living) for a UNIBEN graduate can be considered as an "INTERNATIONAL COMPANY"... Plus Forever living has been known to con unsuspecting people into their epseminars, couple that with the fact that most UNIBEN students are proficient in 419 and Yahoo Yahoo, GNLD marketing job should be right up your alley..

You should have stayed out of my discussion with that other UNIBEN fellow.. Now you look stupid and all your UNIBEN mates have deserted you..

You better make like a Bini Witch and fly away from this thread and never return for your own good.




#ThisIsTooEasy....

Now I know you are just as stupid as ur name sound. Wtf s GNLD? Dude don't b stupid, nd stop embarrassing yourself for going to an interview that u were conned to attend. All my comments are open here n everyone can read that u re the one shying away from putting documents n payslips up.and you are even shooting yourself in the foot, after calculating with ur own brain that my cashflow show that I earn atleast 300k a month which I v already proven tyms over its wrong..Like I said and say again, be man enough and let's send our documents to someone in this forum and let em verify.. Our payslip will clear where we work, how much we earn, how much goes to tax, how much is deducted to fund our contributive part of pension, investment fund and voluntary Savings tool and how much our gratuity is worth year to date..you are so ignorant you can't differentiate between a sales n support engineer and a mgt science marketer... Use d tools available to you and Google y an experienced engineer with an 4.13 Cgpa will study a technology mgt course certificate exit for a few months rather than a a project mgt msc course for two years.... Dude, I gat nada to hide, so I always put my achievement out there. You are so fake you can't even tell us the name of ur school. You earned 450k before u quit and moved to Canada n became a citizen and yet all your post history show you r a pauper who managing through the peasant class.. I don't want to embarrass you by quoting ur past much because I v nothing against ur family, so no need quoting stuff that paint them on a bad light.. Dude, the dirt you v in ur history have revealed so much I am regretting wasting my tym on a pauper.. Someone who can't even make public the institution he attended I should v known... I v wasted my tym enough on u, you are in the past n my comments. End here.. your previous post n Id has have enough insult on you..Enjoy the floor.. A have no more comment for a MADCOW

MadCow1:
I have got you trapped in quick sand now..


You picked a post of me driving to Anambra over Easter weekend and merged it with a post about Childhood and formed an opinion that is was outside the mark..

Keep disgracing UNIBEN further.. We are not surprised by your reasoning deficiency.. . Mr. Super rich third class degree holding Mechanical engineering Marketer whose boo drives a poor mans Mercedes.


Biitch fly away from here..

Hehehe @3rd class... You are just very poor in reasoning, Google @Technology Management short term certificate course and you do know y multinationals staff prefer it to a two years project managemt course. Yea, am so dull that I work in a multinational company and I went to gifted children Suleja and I turned down nddc msc scholarship in 2013 for work experience.. Am so dull and I don't understand English and yet made a band score of 8 in Ielts.. A canny citizen with a house in Canada drove to anambra and he is proud. Dude, If owning in a Venza n C300 is poverty, then I am poor but atleast am self made..... #Madcow

MadCow1:
Heheheheheheheheheeee.. He is getting madder...

Investment, deduction blah, blah blah.. Neegroo puleeeze..

Dude, you claim to have heaven and earth yet need a sponsor to make 6 Million Naira available for you to take as back up to the Embassy.

You studied Mechanical Engineering and could only graduate with what I am guessing is a third class form UNIBEN, A weakness University seeing as you want to go do a "PGD" abroad to supplement your qualification. Yeah cos why do a PGD when you can obtain an MSC in the same course from atleast 5 Universities in Canada.

Your girl drives a C-Class Mercedes, you do know that the C-Class is the poor mans Mercedes right! My Girl Wouldn't even let me touch spend my money on that.

You worked as a marketer for an international company... A Mechanical Engineering Graduate.. From a prestigious university such as UNIBEN at that.. .

Negro you are not helping your case hommie.

O and I would not be putting up payslips, pink papers or even property document... I have nothing to prove to you.

Mr. Richy Rich, here is my advice to you, use your payslips with all those deductions and your 30 hectares property documents plus your investment which you claim is big enough to buy a house in Canada as back up to get a Canadian Visa.. You don't need anybody to sponsor you with all the shiit you claim to have.

A canny citizen that doesn't speak pidgin...I v obviously been wasting my tym talking to an anambra trekking pauper.. I rest my case, you v so much dirt on ur post I regret having dis conversation with you. Now I know y u call ursef madcow. Smh

MadCow1:
Heheheheheheheheheeee.. He is getting madder...

Investment, deduction blah, blah blah.. Neegroo puleeeze..

Dude, you claim to have heaven and earth yet need a sponsor to make 6 Million Naira available for you to take as back up to the Embassy.

You studied Mechanical Engineering and could only graduate with what I am guessing is a third class form UNIBEN, A weakness University seeing as you want to go do a "PGD" abroad to supplement your qualification. Yeah cos why do a PGD when you can obtain an MSC in the same course from atleast 5 Universities in Canada.

Your girl drives a C-Class Mercedes, you do know that the C-Class is the poor mans Mercedes right! My Girl Wouldn't even let me touch spend my money on that.

You worked as a marketer for an international company... A Mechanical Engineering Graduate.. From a prestigious university such as UNIBEN at that.. .

Negro you are not helping your case hommie.

O and I would not be putting up payslips, pink papers or even property document... I have nothing to prove to you.

Mr. Richy Rich, here is my advice to you, use your payslips with all those deductions and your 30 hectares property documents plus your investment which you claim is big enough to buy a house in Canada as back up to get a Canadian Visa.. You don't need anybody to sponsor you with all the shiit you claim to have.

To show how stupid you are, dude Msc in management is a two years course and if you are intelligent enough you do read where I wrote that it a supplement course in a technology institution mugu. And read through my profile again, you do notice I declare only 10 hectares because I do not have the C of O of others. And mind you, I can't sell my property just to do a nine month course in canada especially as I a m coming back may next year.. And property only serve as home tie it doesn't help with showing funds needed for upkeep when one is in canada... And declaring some of my property, and the 10 hectare plot with c of O and investment fund and salary document is enough for the period I intend staying... The essence of a sponsor is just to show that I can still afford my stay without recourse to the investment fund that won't be ready until deep into my course... That being said, let's go see too what y'al have been up to @canny citizen... I bet you don't even know what a Benz C300 is, as you choose to have a go at it as against the venza. Unless your gal drives a range sport..Smh

MadCow1:

DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM....


UNIBEN Nigga is mad as fhuck..

Okay.. Since you decided to go hard on me, I will take it very very easy on you.

First and foremost Hommie, you fhucked up biggggg... I will show you how;

I went back and looked over your rather short post history, bro, you CLAIM to have a cash flow of about 1.8 million Naira every 6 Months, meaning you earn 300000 Naira every month. infact your account balance as of Middle of March was a misery 700'k. Na that kind cash flow and account balance you wan use pay me 180'k every month? You see why UNIBEN is ranked as a useless school in Africa? Their Alumni are mostly Yahoo Boys who lie and scam to get by in life. Sadly, you don't seem to even be good at it as it didn't even take me 2 seconds to catch you. O and don't worry, my first job straight out of NYSC paid me 450'k per month. No 'Agidi' company pays that type of salary to a fresh graduate.. Think about that.

And secondly, why would a graduate from a prestigious University be typing with short text? Are you too lazy to type out an entire sentence of is it because in UNIBEN your handouts are written in short text and your lecturers teach you in Pidgin English?

I swear, ripping on you is just too darn easy.. O, and I am a Canadian Citizen myself with a Passport with a crib in Toronto. Should you need accommodation when you enter Canada (assuming CIC would give a UNIBEN graduate a Permanent Residence Card) contact me for accommodation. 500 CAD per month..

Dude! You are just a noisemaker. I challenge you to upload your payslip and I will upload mine! Not only that the car you drive even in canada and your building documents.. Dude my investment fund can buy ur house in canada and am not exaggerating. Since you worked in a firm that paid u up to 450k before u left I bet that firm should be multinational so you do understand that investment funds and voluntary Savings are deducted before salaries are paid. Hence, the cash flow! And you should also b able to admit that those funds are not withdrawable until after a stipulated tym period.. Anyways, no need explaining myself. All informations re captured on payslips including deductibles and pension/gratuity fund. So let's cut the chase, I challenge you to upload your payslip, asset (house) n d car u drive... If your house make sense pass my own make i squeeze irrespective of location.. And on the Pidgin stuff, bro I dey yarn Pidgin die everywhere! And in uniben we yarn Pidgin die, for our hostel n off campus. Am African n proud and I use my slang everywhere I go! I abbreviate spellings yet, I scored an 8 in Ielts. Bros call your school name make Buhari because of una legalise Pidgin

MadCow1:

DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM....


UNIBEN Nigga is mad as fhuck..

Okay.. Since you decided to go hard on me, I will take it very very easy on you.

First and foremost Hommie, you fhucked up biggggg... I will show you how;

I went back and looked over your rather short post history, bro, you CLAIM to have a cash flow of about 1.8 million Naira every 6 Months, meaning you earn 300000 Naira every month. infact your account balance as of Middle of March was a misery 700'k. Na that kind cash flow and account balance you wan use pay me 180'k every month? You see why UNIBEN is ranked as a useless school in Africa? Their Alumni are mostly Yahoo Boys who lie and scam to get by in life. Sadly, you don't seem to even be good at it as it didn't even take me 2 seconds to catch you. O and don't worry, my first job straight out of NYSC paid me 450'k per month. No 'Agidi' company pays that type of salary to a fresh graduate.. Think about that.

And secondly, why would a graduate from a prestigious University be typing with short text? Are you too lazy to type out an entire sentence of is it because in UNIBEN your handouts are written in short text and your lecturers teach you in Pidgin English?

I swear, ripping on you is just too darn easy.. O, and I am a Canadian Citizen myself with a Passport with a crib in Toronto. Should you need accommodation when you enter Canada (assuming CIC would give a UNIBEN graduate a Permanent Residence Card) contact me for accommodation. 500 CAD per month..

And talking about permanent residency, I do not intend to stay. I will soon qualify for international transfer so am just using the postgraduate course as recommended to gain a short course knowledge in management skills in an international environment.. I do not intend to stay in canny and am a proud successful Nigeria citizen with a house, an investment fund, a good job and a Venza I even bought from Canada and was transfered down plus a 22 hectares farm I started two years ago...dude, don't waste ur tym comparing yourself to me. Just stick to the institution stuff else you go wound... Taking it personal, instead of trying to debunk the uniben record I listed and telling us the name of ur institution. Oga I bought my venza from canny including shipping 4million plus, how much is ur car worth?..,or does your gal drive a c300?

[quote author=MadCow1 post=44337484]
DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM....


UNIBEN Nigga is mad as fhuck..

Okay.. Since you decided to go hard on me, I will take it very very easy on you.

First and foremost Hommie, you fhucked up biggggg... I will show you how;

I went back and looked over your rather short post history, bro, you CLAIM to have a cash flow of about 1.8 million Naira every 6 Months, meaning you earn 300000 Naira every month. infact your account balance as of Middle of March was a misery 700'k. Na that kind cash flow and account balance you wan use pay me 180'k every month? You see why UNIBEN is ranked as a useless school in Africa? Their Alumni are mostly Yahoo Boys who lie and scam to get by in life. Sadly, you don't seem to even be good at it as it didn't even take me 2 seconds to catch you. O and don't worry, my first job straight out of NYSC paid me 450'k per month. No 'Agidi' company pays that type of salary to a fresh graduate.. Think about that.

And secondly, why would a graduate from a prestigious University be typing with short text? Are you too lazy to type out an entire sentence of is it because in UNIBEN your handouts are written in short text and your lecturers teach you in Pidgin English?

I swear, ripping on you is just too darn easy.. O, and I am a Canadian Citizen myself with a Passport with a crib in Toronto. Should you need accommodation when you enter Canada (assuming CIC would give a UNIBEN graduate a Permanent Residence Card) contact me for accommodation. 500 CAD per month

Dude! You are just a noisemaker. I challenge you to upload your payslip and I will upload mine! Not only that the car you drive even in canada and your building documents.. Dude my investment fund can buy ur house in canada and am not exaggerating. Since you worked in a firm that paid u up to 450k before u left I bet that firm should be multinational so you do understand that investment funds and voluntary Savings are deducted before salaries are paid. Hence, the cash flow! And you should also b able to admit that those funds are not withdrawable until after a stipulated tym period.. Anyways, no need explaining myself. All informations re captured on payslips including deductibles and pension/gratuity fund. So let's cut the chase, I challenge you to upload your payslip, asset (house) n d car u drive... If your house make sense pass my own make i squeeze irrespective of location.. And on the Pidgin stuff, bro I dey yarn Pidgin die everywhere! And in uniben we yarn Pidgin die, for our hostel n off campus. Am African n proud and I use my slang everywhere I go! I abbreviate spellings yet, I scored an 8 in Ielts. Bros call your school name make Buhari because of una legalise Pidgin

MadCow1:
No UNIBEN... Not Surprised..


Even in my Poultry, I will not employ anybody that even lived near UNIBEN talkless of schooling there.

Bros that's just insane, So only schools in the west are good? You are just being myopic in ur reasoning. You obviously was thrown out from uniben or probably they refused you admission and you are here running ur mouth..uniben graduates, myself inclusive r doing well In multinational companies in Nigeria and around the world with excellent appraisals, it's why most engineering manufacturing n multinational oil companies prefer uniben engineers till date. Uniben student engineers have won two of the organise five shell eco friendly cars competition in Germany and all reputable institutions in Nigeria went for the competition.. Baba leave trash talk for lawma.. If your brother nor fit graduate for uniben, e simply mean say him nor know book. Uniben rejected ur ass nd now u can't even call ur so called prestigious institution by name.. My dear, if u need a job come and be carrying my tool box. Make i dey pay u 180k more than what that agidi/akasan firm is offering you.. Even if there was a graduate of uniben u know doing poorly, commonsense suppose make u know say all schools get mumu. In my set alone in uniben and I graduated 2012, I v course mates in shell, chevron, total, mobil, Agip and Schlumberger even some others are working in firms in UK, Russia, Canada in sound engineering firms. Mind you, I am just calling only those in engineering firms from my set o. I never call Kpmg, pwc and other audit firms and financial institutions when only my course mates from 2012 dey.. Shell for instance, has three of my courgettes.I go give u their names n bbm pin make u add em for bbm or Facebook...

Hello house,

Please can anyone help me with a format of letter of sponsorship, my sponsor demand it asap as he wants to draft the letter himself and sign it..

Thanks! Abeg make una help me urgent! I v tried going back and reading through previous pages but I couldnt get any and my sponsor just had ttm dis weekend because of the break and want to draft it himself but need a sample to guide him

[quote author=BreadandBeans post=43929253][/quote]Thanks boss

When I said godfather, I meant my spiritual godfather. The person that sponsored my baptism in the Catholic Church..so no blood relationship, he is a family friend.

Pls more opinions

marvis88:
Hello house.

Pls can I use my God father as a sponsor, he is way older than me and still single with about 13,000,000 in his account and I have a personal account of about 650k account balance with cash flow of about 1.9M cash flow over six months. I am going for a post graduate diploma in Technology Management at Red River college

Pls I need ur advice as I intend applying to the embassy first week of April for fall admission

Make una answer me na... Biko gurus

Hello house.

Pls can I use my God father as a sponsor, he is way older than me and still single with about 13,000,000 in his account and I have a personal account of about 650k account balance with cash flow of about 1.9M cash flow over six months. I am going for a post graduate diploma in Technology Management at Red River college

Pls I need ur advice as I intend applying to the embassy first week of April for fall admission

cattyvince:
@OP, unsmart guy. You saying that you trust an ordinary girl friend 100%? . Again that is unwise.
u better call the said girl again and....

And Takokomeme!

MRBrownJ:
@corperscorner
let me be the bearer of bad news, if you brought a gal home , "touched" her everywhere (possiby kiss her too) and undressed her fully, then you have already cheated bro!

if you believe that cheating is only when you penetrate someone then you are clearly mistaking....
here is a clue: would you allow your gf to be "touched" and undressed fully by some other dude, since it is not cheating?!

God bless u bros

marvis88:
hello guys,

i have been following this thread for sometime and i do like your advice asap as i intend applying for trv this month.
i am applying with an admission from Red River College and going for a postgraduate diploma in technology management. my questions re as follows:
1. will a sponsor who is single making available the sum of 6 million naira for me from an account that has about 15 million naira be acceptable?
2. will adding my personal account statement of about 700,000 naira account balance help with a cash flow of about 1.8 million in the past seven months.
3.will my landed property of about 10 hectares in the village i bought in 2013 serve as a good home tie, and also the fact that i intend coming back for a job after my study though there isnt official document to the fact cos it is a community slot
4. will the fact that i am going for a post graduate diploma in Technology Management affect my chances, considering i am a graduate of Mechanical Engineering and being my recent two year job experience has been in sales in a multinational company FMCG company. with earlier experience as a Sales Engineer and Engineering Support.. pls guys i need your advice #God bless the House and congrats on ur TRVs

Pls I need advice

hello guys,

i have been following this thread for sometime and i do like your advice asap as i intend applying for trv this month.
i am applying with an admission from Red River College and going for a postgraduate diploma in technology management. my questions re as follows:
1. will a sponsor who is single making available the sum of 6 million naira for me from an account that has about 15 million naira be acceptable?
2. will adding my personal account statement of about 700,000 naira account balance help with a cash flow of about 1.8 million in the past seven months.
3.will my landed property of about 10 hectares in the village i bought in 2013 serve as a good home tie, and also the fact that i intend coming back for a job after my study though there isnt official document to the fact cos it is a community slot
4. will the fact that i am going for a post graduate diploma in Technology Management affect my chances, considering i am a graduate of Mechanical Engineering and being my recent two year job experience has been in sales in a multinational company FMCG company. with earlier experience as a Sales Engineer and Engineering Support.. pls guys i need your advice #God bless the House and congrats on ur TRVs