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I have had so much time to myself lately and I couldn't help laughing at some of weird/bad characters...lol...

1. I have never watched a movie from the beginning till the end at once...lol

2. In the past 10yrs I have not cooked a meal...although I dislike cooking...yesterday I felt like taking eggs but I couldn't figure out what I wanted (boiled or fried). After thinking for a while I ended up splitting the eggs in a bowl of water...that was how the desire for eggs died

3. I love birds so much that I often watch birds flying around when am in a meeting and the walls are made of glass....I guess back then my colleagues often thought Marxxx was thinking....lol...unfortunately I eat birds too...

4. I have 2 musical instruments (piano and guitar) but if you want to make me get angry strike a key...."why did you buy it" my niece often ask....till date I don't have a reason

5. I suck at singing and my voice doesn't have a key...."frogs can do better"...I don't what means figure it out...

6. I can write for days but can barely talk for 10minutes...my niece often writes what ever she wanted...but now the problem is there are no more papers in the house not even scrap...the last request was written on the freezer...high time I get a recorder...

7. I chew anything I consume. Even eba, amala ice creametc..."watching you eat makes me sick"...who said that...? I don't
know

8. The only dance skill I got is shaking my head...don't invite me if you have a party to kill...cos my head can't turn 180

9. I only remember the gym when I stare at the mirror...and if I did visit, I ain't working out just listen to guys gist imagine I have those pack and.....that's the end

10. I have not laced any of my shoes before. The moment I get a new pair of shoe the lace is never removed until it retires....

11. I can't sleep without socks or gloves...I don't even know why.........

You can study your habits and you will be amazed at some weird things you often do...you can share with others...lol

kneehighbootz:
Marxx, are you partial to private messages?

No, *smiles*... but don't send a pm..I will attend to your questions, air my view on anything you may like to discuss...as soon as I can...

Bisjosh:
No i'll pass

wow....you should have said yes...

Dyt:
Marxxx is very single

really? *smiles*

jashar:
50% deal?

really? No...

captainhoo:
Mr marxx.sorry for the ailment.I'll recommend cartoons for you. they are funny and makes one forget everything else.
never give up.it's not over until its over

you can still get married.never say never

be good n take care of yourself.e- hugs

*smiles**

[quote author=jashar post=46807833][/quote]heyy...*smiles*

angiemartinez:
@marxxxxxxxxx, so sorry to hear about your ailment. I understand you are a very private person. My email angelajery@yahoo.com if you need company.
Pls all is not lost, you will not die soon.

thanks...good morning

jashar:
Ok

she said since we are friends I can slash the price by 25percent...

jashar:
Na wa oo.... somethings are free na. as per acquaintances levels naaa.... you'll do it free for me

loooollll let me consult my niece...cos you are my first client

jashar:
You berra Google 'kinky braids'. Don't come and do rubbish for me.

Because I'm not paying doesn't mean I won't demand quality

Really? I paid (with cookies) to acquire these skills and you won't pay for my services? Really? Ntn is free ask dyt

jashar:
I've answered what Jashar means today . Dyt is watching you in HD privately.

I won't say my real name here.

Okay....

jashar:
I'm waiting...

she said it is tiny braids and I figured it out...I will reduce the hair catch...if you need attachment no prob.

jashar:


Distraction is fun.

Yes! But not when you are working with numbers....lol...where is dyt?...what does jashar mean? what is your real name? I am Emi Marxwel...

jashar:
Ehen, I don get free stylist ooo...
Oya, I want to do kinky braids oo....

Lolz @ distraction is fun. I know right!!!!

wait let me ask my little niece...she has taught me a lot lately..the kinky part is what I don't get

fem29:
Omg omg I am sooo Sorry

awww...thanks...

jashar:
Lung cancer then. Who won't die my dear brother? We'll all leave this place one day. Just decide to leave in style and secure your eternity with Jesus.

Where are you getting treatment? Did you get alternative diagnosis? How often are you receiving treatment? How is your diet?

I'm at work now ooo, you're distracting me. But I know with this your disappearing acts, the likelihood of communicating with you is pretty slim.

Honestly........ what's the matter with you sef? Someone cannot check up on you again?

Hiannnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is wrong with you too? Mbok....? hiann

jashar:
Lung cancer then. Who won't die my dear brother? We'll all leave this place one day. Just decide to leave in style and secure your eternity with Jesus.

Where are you getting treatment? Did you get alternative diagnosis? How often are you receiving treatment? How is your diet?

I'm at work now ooo, you're distracting me. But I know with this your disappearing acts, the likelihood of communicating with you is pretty slim.

Honestly........ what's the matter with you sef? Someone cannot check up on you again?

Hiannnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

really? Distraction is fun...I miss work too...I have learnt how to braid...lollllllllllll....i can braid your hair...USA...every 4weeks...there is no prescribed diet given to me by my handler I only reduced sugar intake and I use lots and lots of supplement...although I have stopped smoking a long time ago...

jashar:
Ok. So, has your whole hair fallen off yet? You still working?

I'll be praying for you. No matter the outcome. . God is with you, even unto the end. May not always feel like it, but that the blessed and quiet assurance of knowing Jesus. He never promised the road will be easy or smooth, He only promised to be with us through it all.

looooolllll.....i didnt have much problem with my hair, although I am always on skin ...yeah after treatment I am always good to go but this month...is something else...I have not been to work throughout the month...I have resigned...but its not yet official

jashar:
lolzzzzz...........

hiannnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ you jare. You see why i wanted to talk offline.

Why may you never get married?

What's the type of cancer? What stage? What treatment are you on? What's the prognosis? How are you responding to treatment?

These are the things that I wanted to know.

Lungs....stage? I was treating pneumonia I never knew it was cancer until last year...and with what I have observed so far I know it's the advanced stage...Truth is am gonna die...that is confirmed...I have had both chemo and radiation therapy combined...Since this month nothing is working...I could cough up blood that might fill up a tea cup...is that bad...

Dyt:
I think he enjoys when he annoys "humans"

Feel like giving him a heavy knock right now

looooolllll....really....

Dyt:
You must really have a terrible low self esteem
Hianus

wow...I don't even know what low self esteem means right now...perhaps when I don't have fluids in my lungs again I will check that up...I always thought I will have a grand nuclear family...My Bad...Jashar...what does jashar means? and dyt what does Hian and Hianus mean...? time to take notes

jashar:
He can burst bubble ehn..... kai. I feel like knocking his big head. Sometimes, it's not about 'attachment' or anything. it's about genuine care and concern.

What's wrong with being there for someone. in short, i've vex.......

Marxxxxxxxxx......................come here.

Hian (whatever that means)....i may never get married and that is my Biggest worry...

Dyt:
He's lucky to have people stretch hands for friendship but he prefers to suck
Sorry I am harsh but hey
I won't/can't dictate how you live your life

Pele

Hey I don't want all the pele...or pity ....or anything I am still me...what's up with you dude? You are male now

jashar:
hmmm.....

no wahala. but sometimes, being alone is not the best way to go.

all the best. Should you change your mind, I'm just a message away.

Jashar your friend is here dyt...She is male now....dyt why the "identity crisis"

jashar:
Hmmm.... let's talk offline. care to drop your mail? You can edit the post later.

I don't want to get attached with anything I have successfully tried to keep my acquaintances at a distance including my relationship which I terminated and you were privy about what transpired. This is life, this all I get and I am not bitter about it...It has never been this bad really...I guess it's another stage of the ailment. I was pretty cool till the first week of the this month when I couldn't breath....i miss work...lolllllllll...I have resigned but they don't want to accept my resignation yet...I guess I will have enough time to spend with family...

jashar:
so sorry about Zara. . Dyt is somewhere around, still having identity crisis upandan .

'sup with you? Care to share?

School's fine would finish my exams this Friday.

wow...that's good...I am sick....real sick...and I have an appointment on 30th...but I am already having serious aches and pain...I have cancer...I was diagnosed early last year initially I had thought it was pneumonia....but it was freaking cancer..."identity crisis"...lol...I like your post and your use of language...

jashar:
My blue moon fwend. It's Marxxxxxxxxxx......

Howdy? Where are you always disappearing to sef? Hian. Just forgerring about 'we the people' on this side. Issorait .

@ all you typed. You say?

Has your pet gone to the other side?

I did not disappear....lol...Zara is with God...how is dyt....I am so much in a bad shape....pretty bad shape...funny enough whenever I remember you that is when I visit this forum. I have been struggling to complete a write up on the career/job section. I hope I will be able to that...how is school?

titane:
you are proud, rude and conceited. nonsense

Is that all you can say...?

captainhoo:
I'm good.thanks

Good to know captainhoo....your monicker sounds sooo funny to me...and I don't even know why...