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So we visited mom and decided to eat some naturally grown fresh maize from her garden and here's what we found, in my little sister's words "A mutant maize, kinda like X-maize"

They are light yellow with reddish-brown dots or eyes making it appear as small insects clustered together. Ofcourse we couldn't eat it due to its strange look.
Anyone here knows what may cause this or it it an end time corn??

What's wrong with my account?

Na so the country be now??

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Woman, hide thy boobs, if your husband wanna see it show him in secret, this is how you start ooo...

RealAdewole:
we are celebrating n ...........

But wait o what are u doing here?

Lol, I'm just passing

Please what's happening here?

No one has the right to take another man's life no matter the crime, he Stole a phone, you coulda just get him arrested. Why torture till he finally gives up the ghost?

Some idioots will read this and still go on to misbehave in the society forgetting Nigerians love jungle justice a lot, no mercy here then stop stealing and causing trouble, it's as simple as that

RIP sir!

I hope our leaders live as though they will die one day and they're not gonna take anything with them apart from their skin!

welcome home!

mpowa:
You should be writing novels!

Really?, I'm flattered

NwaEzefuNaMba:
I don't think that tomato price have got anything to do with this!

The program was initiated by the former governor(Elechi) I guess umahi political fall-out with Elechi is the main reason why he's refusing to fund it.

Lol, tomatoes! You really took that seriously?

Here's my experience!

So I applied for a job through jiji, and I was invited for an interview at Portharcourt, unity bank complex to be precise...

I arrived the venue an hour earlier with one of my colleagues who also got an invite, at 8am we were shown the hall to sit and a screen was played in the background with inspirational words from God knows who!

So at exactly 8:30am, this guy came in the company of three ladies and talked for long, he's married at 25 or so, a graduate and has a kid, he said imagine my life, yours can be like this if you allow us inspire you, lol!

'I've been to UK' he said, I've been to Cuba, he now went on to display slides from pictures they've taken around the globe, mind you, those pictures looked more like a family vacation he took!

So he now said to secure this job, we gotta register with 6,500 naira, at that point, many people walked out on him, there I was sitting and watching him, I wanted to see the end of all this

6 desperate peeps got up and paid and the stubborn ones were still lying in wait for them, lol

Guy started bringing down the price till he reached 500naira, Mehn everybody laughed so I took my leave, some naughty guys confronted them and threatened to beat the living hell out of them,

I'm sure the 6 who paid are touring the world right now! They are fraudsters! Jiji is a no go area, be warned!

Scholarships from state government or even the president at this time can't be trusted,

if you don't wanna be stranded kukuma reject the scholarship there and then, accept financial assistance then go look for a university and enroll.

Our leaders don't care about the aftermath of their promise, especially if you are not their kid or relation, they just promise you the scholarship so they can get the immediate glory and off they go!

At this point it's not too late to come back and school in Uniport, economy is bad and 3 tomatoes go for 300naira #sorry

Lol, are you kidding me? He should be arrested and tried in court for making such statement! I've always known he's a crooked man!

He must have been used by a group of looters to vomit such shiit!

Lol, only in Nigeria

We can be funny for Africa eh!

She did a good job. She gave hope a chance to live a healthy life, God bless her!

Okay o. Safe journey

Abesodiq:
FP material... Make I book space here...

Uncle Lala, come see this ooooo. Its no big deal though. Just excuse urself and go do the needful! Its your day. So, everyone else will wait!

Doing the needful here, means changing of wedding gown? Because washing it na long thing o, gown will get more messy and wet.! This is a disaster!

So you fixed your wedding date and invited both relatives, friends and foes to your wedding...
you went through the church service with nil complains...
Just when you were about to go for the nuptial dance at the wedding reception you are alerted by your chief brides maid that your bridal gown has been soiled from your menstrual flow, what the hell will you do??

I think it's harder to raise a trans, gender conflict will merge both male and female palaver together and that spells trouble!

SohMan:
God bless my brother, u are the only person that said something interesting, ,, why are they referring to all of them, , ah we not human being? ? Despite one made mistake doesn't make all of them spoiled ... Flesh is flesh, no matter how! God bless you bro and God bless Nigeria! !!

Sorry, I'm not a bro, you can call me sis, I didn't transition lol. But thanks for commending, I know they can't all be bad.

Nigerian Soldiers with the mentality they can do whatever they like.

That's how one of my brother's childhood friend-turned-soldier asked my brother to frog jump just because he didn't greet him, but thanks to my soldier-uncle who was alerted immediately.

Some of them are just too full of themselves when they now wear the camouflage!

God bless soldiers who know what their roles in the society are, not fighting over girlfriends like touts! #SoldierComeSoldierGo

He's trying so hard to look like a magician but he's not, looks more like a busy body, and those 'away matches' women what did they like about him? I guess the NIKE EYEBROWS