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ainas247:
They worship Doctors in Other countries...
Some Doc will not feel fine and they will make sure you feel fine ...
It is well with Nigeria Gov.

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Happy Weekend!

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Hello everyone,
I recently launched a brand for custom tees. This is how it works:

1. I pay a local designer to create designs
2. I purchase bulk t-shirts on cheap
3. I send the t-shirts and the designs to a local printer and they are made.
4. I package and sell the t-shirts.

I have t-shirt tags, logo, custom packages, gift items etc... and it really is nice and my first few customers appreciated the whole PACKAGING.

Profit margins are not so high, but i can do A LOT BETTER.

However, I have two PROBLEMS.

1. I have been unable to get the right designer for the job after having tried 5 different local designers. While they are mostly excellent at creating good designs, they lack that specific Nigerian vibe and the designs do not hit the sweet spots. And i came to the conclusion that no foreigner would be able to make designs that resonate with Nigerians without having to Understand the Nigerian culture.(I live in Ukraine).

2. Not enough designs means not enough product size, and slowing down of sales.


THIS IS AN OPEN POSITION FOR PARTNERSHIP WITH SERIOUS/INTERESTED PEOPLE.
I will like to work out a payment scheme with anyone interested; i could pay per design or pay commissions per sale on all my t-shirts.

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T9ksy:
Thanks! The bolded part above is answer enough to your question as to why it was retained. It's also the reason why Ironsi and his ibo advisers foisted this form of govt on us with even consulting us beforehand. It's for this reason also that you ibos were all for one nigeria even as it's obvious that your so-called potential nigerians especially from the north, hate your guts and want nothing whatsoever to do with you greedy covetous beings.

They slaughtered you lot with gusto to emphasis how much they dislike you ibos but yet you insisted on been one with them hoping that eventually you will outsmart them and enslave them in their own region. Afterall, they are not as educated and hence not clever as you guys. They had their first graduate in 1953! You have forgotten that one does need a masters degree in Human Biology to know when you are been sodomised.

After killing most of their leaders whom they have willingly chosen to look out for their interest in the new nation, you "smart" ibos now want the northerners to accept your own definition of "united" Nigeria. You thought, the ibo domination you promised us in 1949 was here but alas! you did not bank on the northerners paying you back in your own nasty coin.


Bottomline is, the ONLY reason why you guys wanted One Nigeria with the northerners was because you thought you can outsmart them and over-run their region but your insidious plans failed, ojukwu then 419 you emotional beings into fighting a secessionist war that you were not fully prepared for.

So after all said and done, there is still ONE Nigeria. Is that such a big issue for you to grasp?
It does not matter the amount of hate or tribalism you pour into your comment, fact still remains that OP was pointing out some things which have not helped our stagnating country, and Tribalism clearly had a spot.
Your vocabulary does not even necessarily qualify you as a tribalist, It defines you as a threat to peace and someone who is deeply consumed by sadism and hatred for the IBO folk. It's something to describe the death of a people casually and another thing to describe their killers as "Slaughterers with GUSTO"

Yes, this is a Social Network and you can hide your arrogance behind your computer and be shriveled in your delirious picture of human life and how much it is worth; but you a probably a terrorist waiting to happen.

May God have mercy on your Soul...

Wyse1:
i dont know how to trade forex can you trade for me how much can i start with.

you are not willing to learn?
The person trading for you, how much trust can you place on them with your money?

If you can entrust your cash to someone else to trade for you, then you should generally be hunting for long term traders.
Anyway, be sure to read this article http://naijaforexpips.com/last-chance-quit-start-forex-trading-nigeria/ before actively investing.

enigstil:
Can you pls expantiate on these,have gone through the site,i dont really get it,can u contact me via mail n also include ur number and lets talk.enigstil@gmail.com

Sup, you still interested in forex trading? visit naijaforexpips.com
Then we can start from there. All resources are free.........

fxstory:
mmmm

@fxstory, what is your story? are you raking in the pips yet

johnez4u:
Ok! But how do i invest under you PAMM PROJECT after funding my account? My whatsApp number 08037952440.

You may want to slow down a bit and do a little research on your own. The PAMM is at -80% today...0.18usd balance....That is not nice at all #justsaying.
spend a few minutes and visit naijaforexpips.com
just a few tips there on how to start out with forex trading, but i will be updating on the steady, + you can join my network.

ayox2003:
1) Read a lot of books. I mean alot of books. Start with the tutorial at www.babypips.com then read Technical Analysis for Financial Markets by John Murphy.

2) Download the trading tool/software you'd be trading with at www.xm.com. Mind you, XM is a broker and there are a million other brokers but XM has been reliable. Brokers route your money to the market and they provide a platform/graph that displays how your money moves. Learn how to use this tool very well. It's called MetaTrader 4 (MT4). Register with XM and you're good to go.

3) Demo trade before you start trading with your money. Demo trading means trading with a virtual money in a real scenario. The money is not real but the market movement is the real market you'd be trading with when you start trading with your money.

4)Develop a tradinģ strategy. After demo trading for a while you should develop a strategy that has been quite reliable to make profit. For instance, you should have a certain level of confidence while trading atleast one currency pair. Simply because, you have traded the pair so well that you can say where a major resistance/support lies.(Dont worry about what support/resistance mean; you'd soon understand ) This would give you a glimpse of an impending breakout. Please develop a strategy.

5) You will lose some money so its important to solidify your emotions. Never ever get too emotional about money. The best way to prevent this is to NOT invest more than you can afford to lose. Invest very little and let it grow. Don't invest your gratuity or your wage because deep within your emotional scripting, you'd be reminded every time you wanna trade that its your gratuity/salary you're trading with. When emotion decides your trade decision, you're on the road to a margin call. Let the rationality of price in your strategy determine your trade decision - always!


Frawzey

Nice!!!!!!!
I will advocate for this post 24/7 @frwazey would you like to be a guest blogger on naijaforexpips.com ?? Just visit the website and contact me. JAh bless

@OP you can join my network. Everybody interested in forex trading, visit naijaforexpips.com

Anyone looking at the AUD/USD....AUD/CHF?
These will provide volatile swings based on ystrdays gold surprise.

I'm basing on plain fundamental analysis here....
Australia - world's 2nd largest producer of gold.(after china). A huge swing in gold like ystrday shud favour the currency against USD.
CHF - Swiss referendum to not buy more gold into their federal reserve caused the initial dip in gold...but USA and Australia manipulated the market to keep their commodity on its feet.
Month chart shows steady decline in gold..so i'm not sure Australia can hold their ground right now versus CHF.

Cul4real:
I want beg all of you in this forum for GOD‘s sake to tell me (as new forex beginner) those relaible and honest brokers that i can start with without having my finger burnt base on your personal experiences. Thanks.

Hi ....visit naijaforexpips.com
I have done reviews on best forex brokers to use in nigeria. I'm sure you will find it useful.

iyabodeh:
Hi. I wanna learn this thing.

iyabodeh:
I like things hard. not swayed cos I still want to learn

evil999:
teach me forex babe
teach me forex babe

For the forex newbies, My latest blog post has arrived. I no follow them to post signals and strategy yet. Because I have started from the bottom .
Head over to blog and read up. my latest post on Instaforex review is out. I have also reviewed Liteforex and FXCM. Feel free to comment and contact.

awoononi:
He should start with COD: Mordern Warfare 1-3 sef before Ghosts @ massive01

Yes oo, I highly agree. Afterall there is still the horrible COD: Black ops. And Modern Warfare 4 too.
I've been busy to keep playn d game. And PES 15 is not helping matters...lol

disaac73:
Add DUKASCOPY BANK Switzerland; one of the best ECN Broker. You can trade big lot sizes. For large Account Traders. I've used it while in Liberia. Stressful account opening proceedures, but your money is safe. Deposit and
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I will quickly visit them and have a look. Thanks for the suggestion

Karleb:
What about forex.com?

This is a new one....maybe i should do a review on them too.
On my to do list, i have
Liteforex
Instaforex
FXCM
Alpari
eTORO
Oanda and
FXpro.
I have choosen these randomly and have decided to do in depth research and recommendation on them. I can only make two blog posts in a day, and since i have only started Naijaforexpips.com I recommend that you follow.
Help me with suggestions to improve this blog/website. I will also make frequent posts on tons of other topics and stories forex-related and specifically to help naija traders.

Bennyhawk:
Good morning fellow traders,Please I need to know how good is FXCM. I want your opinion on this Broker.

I am doing a review on different forex brokers on my blog/website., I will review FXCM soon. Check out
naijaforexpips.com

sheymaziggy:
Hey, am planning on buying the game online but I am a novice gamer ,so do you think it would be difficult for me to play the game ?

It does not matter, there are different difficulty settings. But if you like COD, I suggest you play GHOSTS first. Because starting with Advanced warfare and then playing the others later will be like eating Goat meat pepper soup before Indomie

Cakamnonu:
Baba what's the download link

It's 46GB to download.
I get all my games from Skidrow, they release cracks of games asap. But cmon, if you like the game, buy it. link is skidrowgames . net

Kevin Spacey!

More screenshots to follow; book your space

Well, so i downloaded the latest COD (I am a die hard fan and have probably played all except black ops2)....
So far so good. We fighting terrorists in Lagos, ....

P.S if this is your backyard please let us know
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Plshavmercyamen:
Hypocrisy is when some E-slaves commend a bus with Jonathan's face crested on it promoting his re election bid in far away UK only to have a straight face while condemning a bus in Kaduna(part of Nigeria)with Owelle's face crested on it promoting his aspiration. Stupidity is when anybody that is resident in Imo State claims that Rochas have not performed in office. Imbecility is when some people hate the soaring popularity and goodwill of his/her kinsman and seek to pull him down. And Ignorance is when people residing out side Imo State pontificates that Rochas isn't the best Governor Imo State have produced aside Dee Sam Mbakwe. So, which category are u in? Udo diri unu

This here is ignorance and immaturity speaking.

Onyegecha:
No, we have not forgotten. How can we forget the only governor who really turned Imo state around and left it standing on its head?
No one can forget the man who came in and saw nothing good in the provision of basic amenities like water, destroyed all the roads in the name of repairing them, destroyed the civil service, mummified the local government structure and buried rule of law by enthroning the worst forms of lawlessness the good people of Imo state have ever witnessed.

I spent july and August in Imo, and having been raised in those same streets and corners; i can hold my hands high and say that Rochas has really done NOTHING. I have travelled in and out of the country-so i have seen development. What i observed were a lot of patchy and sub-standard roads.....(the road to FUTO is a death trap),and i also saw a presumed flyover with pillars of molded blocks under construction! I curse the day that this flyover will be erected on those pillars.
Rochas is charismatic, He's oratory, He can convince you that He's your biological father-He's that good. He is a business man, not a politician. While i can argue that he has done better than most(not all) of the SE governors(which by the way is a testament of their overall poor performance), i will not stand in the polls to cast a vote for this man. IMO was clean and green under Ohakim, he could point to that as a prime achievement. Rochas can point to none, most of his buildings and artifacts will not last more than 10 years.

to OP, Rochas has just declared interest for PRESIDENTIAL RACE 2015 via APC. So i think it is the reason for those buses.
Long live IMO, and may the best man lead us.

Ssdigest21:
ok oooo. me self still get N200k and i dnt know what to do with it oooooo...... advice please

bukert:
pls I beg of you all to tell me on time because I don't really want to lavish the money any how wat must I do to make more money...the money is still with me cash 300k God bless you all. 08068343926

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Lets build a highly scalable and profitable internet start-up. I have the ideas, you have the money. We can meet and discuss on a bbm group. Add me 793e8898

Hello Nlanders, this thread is for all those who have ideas for internet start-ups but cannot secure necessary funding to kick-start their projects because investors relatively play it safe by opting for already-in-progress startups.
While a lot of people are interested in agriculture, import/export biz, and other ventures, we simply cannot deny that nigeria even without adequate broadband internet penetration is getting ripe for heavy internet success.
The truth is that, even with the presence of Iroko, JUMIA, Konga, Jobberman, Dealdey etc, they have not quiet made it to the profitablility point yet. Nairaland in Europe could easily be making 5 times more money than it does - with the amount of traffic and audience that it has.
I have tested a lot of start-ups and the truth is that while most of them are great ideas, their deployment is not just feasible yet. So founders loose hope and cut their losses.
So if you as an investor, really appreciate all the challenges surrounding internet startups and are willing to invest in one that has not yet been developed (investing in an idea basically); you need a lot of money, patience, and Discipline.
Look out for factors that speak for or against an idea, and try to maintain contact with the founders.

Nairalanders always impress!









Anyway, after you cook the wall gecko, flog stupid out of the child, kneel down and shout ABIA 10 times, you can now decide to help you your brother.
P.S there's no such thing as laziness as a cause of bed-wetting. Get to the root and solve the problem.


Bed-wetting is caused primarily by irregular bladder movement and weak tonus of urethral sphincters as well as not so developed prostrate gland. And there are few more reasons (very deep sleep, small size bladder, constipation-very high in kids), which are mostly not controllable by the child. While it is normal for kids 2 years and younger; Some boys still do not have enough prostrate gland and urethral sphincters development until after puberty(20 years ). So they do not have control of their urinary bladder.
Anyway, if you can, the best practices are to manage the condition....waking him up at intervals at night will help, but you risk altering his circadian rhythm -especially if he has started going to school. A lot of exercises are also recommended to help tone and stretch his bladder. Most importantly, use TAPOLENE to cover the bed and teach him how not to feel ashamed of bed-wetting and how to clean up himself. The idea is that you help to gain control of his urinary bladder - no matter HOW LONG it takes.
Use mental drills, set challenges, set milestones and encouraging him for every one of them that he crosses.

P.S; na your Papa give am that gene..........and(95%) he was wetting the sheets regular

Cheers

egopersonified: 1. Dont reply when she is verbally abusing you, it would just give her more to say.
2. Where possible, leave the house.
3. Build up your self-esteem becos no matter how unrealistic her abuses are, sometimes you would actually start believing them.
4. She might be doing it to hurt you, find out if there is something you do that hurts her and makes her get back at you this way.
5. When she is calm and happy, call her into your room and gently talk to her about this issue, you would have to do this on a regular basis. Its not just telling her you dont like the abuses and its effect on you, ask her what she wants you to do differently.
6. Pray for and with her. When you pray together, dont just say, father bless our marriage, say something like, father open my wife's eyes to see that I love and cherish her and help her stop being abusive that we might live in peace as one big happy family. Bottomline, be specific.
7. After any of her verbal storms, even before she apologises, when going out ask her: honey/babe/baby, do you need anything, i'm going out.
8. Treat her the way you would treat a new found love, take her out, even if it is to a buka, visit family and friends together, go to church together and sit beside each other, wear same outfits, do things alone without the presense of the kids, book a hotel for the both of you for the weekend, assist her in the kitchen when she is cooking, etc, etc.
9. Praise her in the presense of others.
10. Buy her things you notice she needs, even if it is just a change of toothbrush.
I can go on and on, but the bottomline is : show her what it means to love someone and with time she would learn from you. All the best.

Probably the best thing i will read this week.
I'm happy that someone oozes positivism and pro-activity.
I believe that the wife was not abusive before marriage and so something changed. It's always easier to push blames and change focus, to play defensive and all....but brother - you are the 50% reason of her abusiveness. So please, sit down, use a pen and paper and copy out what @egopersonified has posted to you. Past it on your wall, read it like you're preparing to write an exam. Make it your daily creed after prayers. As a matter of fact, your wife needs you more than you realise. And she even loves you - she just victimizes the love by her expressions of abuse.
And you, you deserve more than just walking away because she's abusing you, and it's a bit demeaning that you are looking for ways to "manage" her (she's not a property). I hope you realise all of this asap. Goodluck!

solaugo: The Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) alerted members of the public its website had been hacked leading to disruption of its current online company registration exercise.
The commission said it viewed the disruption as a deliberate attempt to sabotage the ongoing efforts to deploy a new online registration system by October 1, as announced by the Ministry of Industry, Trade and Investment.
It however said that all necessary steps were being taken to configure a new registration system.
Normal service would be available by Monday.
"We apologise to all our customers and the general public for the disruption and assure them of our commitment to overcome the challenges soonest," CAC said.
In another development:
The Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) couldn’t fix its system that registers businesses as at yesterday after being disrupted for more than ten days, Daily Trust has gathered.
CAC electronic platform has been under attack since the 15th of August, 2014 which disabled its online registration and denied thousands of customer’s access to their certificates.
Sources at the commission told Daily Trust that the services were not restored as at closing hours yesterday. Efforts to speak to Director, Public Affairs, CAC, Mr Churchill Williams, who promised earlier that the services will be restored yesterday, proved abortive.
But the source said the engineers are still working to restore the services any moment from now.
On Friday, the CAC, in a statement it issued, accused saboteurs of deliberate attempt to disrupt the on-going efforts to deploy a new on-line registration system by 1st October, 2014 as announced by the Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment.
See more @ http://newsnownigeria.com.ng/cac-website-hacked-data-of-registered-businesses-lost/

Please, have they fixed this issue yet? Your response is appreciated.