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emusmith:
Asuebi nko?

Sorry aunty, it is Aso ebi. Not asuebi, or ashebi or asunebi.

You can thank mi later

Yoloba piple shaaaa!!!

Mschteeeeew. Another useless thread

UchihaMadara:
I'm happy you are alive oo, mine was a bit different sha!

One day I was bored, so I logged into nairaland and since the politics section is all crazy now cause of election, I went straight to the romance section. On getting here, I stumbled upon a very interesting thread by some girl and I then proceeded to check her profile picture. That was the last thing I remembered till I woke up nakid in the bank car park tied to the fence.

They said that I had run into the bank screaming that I must transfer all my savings to this girl on nairaland. I'm just happy for the caring staff that took the time to tie me until I returned to my senses.

Ever since that day, I promised myself never to look at profile pictures again, never!

Nneka, the pretty serpent.

Seriously iz this guy ok?

mencade4:
i smell ritual in this death.

U well so??

Dey there dey sniff dead body...

Oluku..

SeverusSnape:
Igbos are expensive folks, The brides are worth it.
But please If you're an Mbaise lady reading this, Don't bask in the euphoria of your "expensiveness",Thereby rejecting all the "not-so-rich" hard working suitors that comes your way, you may get to 40 years and still not married.

Yeah. Like my mbaise sisters. genevive and RIta DOminic

teemanbastos:
[size=32pt]WHATZ D TITLE OF THIS NOLLYWOOD FILM Pls?[/size]

Kiss me quick.

Christta:
That's life for u,I'm not surprise cz they re human,they jst acted as one,so u jst av to move on,the same man who says he loves u yesterday cn still wake up the next day nd denies it......pray to God nd seek for his intervention,he is the only one that cn fight on ur behalf...!

Akuko ifo

Buoyantic:
9ineteth

Tenthed

As a therapist, i think The solution to this problem is easy...the woman should just go and start bleeping the lady's boyfriend chikenah.



Dat way justice is served.

]and the can really b soo brainless atimes

Sex n the city

Wash!!!!!

mayapop:
They are brainless too...

I beg ur pardon?

Ganky putrescent skanger.....

Celebs n their washing. Story story

natureblack:
nigga,variety is the spice of life.Any comestible must be disgusting if taken immutably



And for your first sentence; only arse-holes resort to scurrility when engaging in discourse.





Happy new-year tho'

I guess u imagine urself brilliant cos u put incoherent n ganky words together.

U think we dat kip it simple are dumb?

Dnt justify ur cluelessness with some misguided notion of speaking correct English.

All these still confirm dat u really nid to shut ur trap.

[quote author=natureblack post=29406115]nigga,variety is the spice of life.Any c

natureblack:
she isn't a fat piece of sh*t .....



You actually must be a ugly piece of poo..

U shut ur trap, he's absolutely ryt.

The sight is beginning to get disgusting. Haba!!!

If u think we're lying, then try ingesting pork everyday for. 10 dayz n see if u wunt puke at the memtion of Pig!!!

Too much of trash is sh*t!!!!!!

More interestin Things are happnin all over the world, and of all the lamest of stories available, its toolz 's hips dat made FP again. !!! Smh

Seriously do u really think we giv a flying fudge >:

Madam go marry. .. Which kyn post com b this one? Wats it wit this TOOLZ toolz everyday? This na new year ooo!!!

Eheeee!!! I 4 say!! Now i know hu has bin eatin our EEXCESS CRUDE ACCOUNT dry.

See whr our money has bin goin. On dat fatso boy.

See im belle n mouth like upstream sector.

salemdv:
enjoy

Hmmm all i know is dat in 1947 no one in southern Nigeria was running around naked

kenex4ever:
even if the list is reduced to 5, @least 2 out of those 3 will comfortably make d list.
Yes, I am a PDP member.
I cnt b an APC member dat pretends 2 b a Dove while the character is dat of a serpent.

Ohhh so ur PDP .. Case closED!!!

maybe if we adopt ur selection process (instead of election) and automatic ticket , ur candidates will make the list. But 4 now, pls try n deal wit this free n fair list. (Dats alien to u though)

No offence

FLYGERIAN91:
where is IcePrince, Lynxx, and a whole lot of others like me?

Check the next list .. Of 100 most stylish celebs.



And wait.. Make sure u start from the bottom

kenex4ever:
without jim iyke, lynxx & inyanya then d OP's list is incomplete.

Oga sir.. Did u read the caption?? It says 10 celebrities..

Do u want to fit in 15 people in a 10-man list Or are u a PDP member that casts more votes than the voters.

No offence.

Omg.. Ibos fine die!!! I must marry an ibo girl


Btw. Wats tiwa savage doin there

sexymoma:
Upon All This Ones
Person Wey Nor Go Marry, Nor Go Marry.. Forget

lol

9jacrip:
Una nor fit do without southwest.
So your Ondo despite being 'poor' contributed to your itinerant life?

Ungrateful bastard.

Mr. Man, am not from the tribe you think i'm. i travell a lot due to my job. and i have very positive things to say about every state. to tell you the truth, every state in this country has very rich cultures and selling points i can list out here if you so please. but my grouse is with someone trying to denegrate and debase a state (Abia) and trying to compare it with his state. all the states in this country are not even so presentable by international standard. what is thre to brag about??

and to address your last expressed ignorance, i went there to contribute to the income of the state by offering my services in my field of endeavour. i enjoyed my time there but our relationship was symbiotic therefore, the gratitude goes both ways.

Thank you

FYI am a lagosian. and not a tribalist

9jacrip:
I already pleaded a case of ignorance.
Read the post you quoted again if you missed it.

get one salliet point straight into your head.... the South-South Geo-political zone (created for political reasons) is entirely different from Niger Delta Region. look at the map of Nigeria and you will identify the states near the delta . even many of the couth-south states are not closer to the delta than some south east and south west states.

Thank you

9jacrip:
Not to waste my time, I will post my response in bullet points since that is what you worth.

. Like your ilk, you have also used the term ignorant while foolishly spelling emigrant as emmigrant. Na emmy awards you go see.

. If you're trying to debate from historical perspective then be careful of those you engage. What prominent Igbo are you talking about here? The prominent Igbo ever was Chinua Achebe, where was he born?

. Before 1914, Igbo was secluded in their enclaves baring breasts and butts and competing with apes in the forest. (There are archival pictures to prove this if you need them) and as a result, upon exposure to western civilization (post 1960) they, out of need for survival trudged to other areas of Nigeria for survival.

. I stated previously that ibo migrate for economic reasons yet you're here talking about maximizing opportunities. Are you not buttressing my point although unknowingly considering your level of IQ.

. Mud houses and poverty yet your kith and kin have highly populated Akure and the remotest parts of Ondo doing the least jobs and perpetrating crimes? Really?

. Ilaje? Ijaw dominated area? Lmao! Say that in the presence of an Ilaje and you could get your ass whopped.

A quick run down of your post simply depicts a reiteration of the point I have continued to repeat all day that ibos are excessively emotional beings. You have not said anything of substance from the bullchit vitriols you concocted. This post of yours is an emotional outburst but I do not blame you, it is innate with you people.

Please do not bother to quote me further, go rub your cl!t or somerhing.

oga shut up, he's right i served and lived in ondo for years. i can attest to that. the place aint any better than ebonyi state.

Igrigrigun:
Continue to deceive your akpu head with all those biggie grammar

Abia state is a useless poverty infested state.

No major infrastructures, no meaningful economic activity. even your fellow iboes do not like associating themselves with abia and ebonyi.

If given the opportunity and transport fare, all abians will relocate to Osun state tomorrow.

this man, u wicked oooo.

PentiumPro:
Anambra politicans have been sucking the balls of d Otuoke man, he should just declare Anambra as oil producing state.

u mean stella BA?

lol. i didnt say anything ooo