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PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters Releases Phone Numbers Of Members Of Ethics Committee (photos) by mastercee(m): 7:49pm On Apr 19, 2016
sunnyeinstein:
Baba, na d same 1 oo. Naso me sef i open mouth when i see d name as senator ooo #iTire
Cry dey hungry me for this country aswear.

#ImNotProud
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters Releases Phone Numbers Of Members Of Ethics Committee (photos) by mastercee(m): 4:50pm On Apr 19, 2016
Jeremiah Useni is a senator? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

I hope it's not the same Jeremiah Useni that served as the minister of FCT under Abacha?
PoliticsRe: Saraki Supporters Storm CCT As Trial Continues by mastercee(m): 1:31pm On Apr 18, 2016
TANTUMERGO007:
hate him or love him, SARAKI remains a god in this country. Let us(youths of this nation) join hands to support our own that is being persecuted.




*ISTANDWITHSARAKI
You are not just ok dot com
BusinessRe: The China Deal… Please Halt!!! by mastercee(m): 11:34pm On Apr 15, 2016
masterchi:
this part sha,
Guy, u wan take style steal my name ba?
Car TalkRe: What Is With Honda Cars And Their Tyres That Always Cave In. by mastercee(m): 2:22pm On Apr 15, 2016
cocoflakes:
You are a Liar...before the ball joints cave in, A Honda car must have been giving you signs for at least two weeks..you probably just ignored or too dumb to notice...I have been using an EOD for 2 years now and I have never had my tyres cave in....When I get the warning (little noises from the tyres when making turns), I change my ball joints immediately.....
But seriously do you have to call me dumb before driving home your point? Abi na your papa get Honda?
Car TalkRe: What Is With Honda Cars And Their Tyres That Always Cave In. by mastercee(m): 6:44am On Apr 15, 2016
After this current one I'm using, I'll never try Honda again in my life.

For those saying, it gives sign before the CV joint pulls off, that's a lie. It happened to me just last week without any formal warning, thank God it was around my house.

Porting to Toyota soonest
PhonesI Hate Tecno Phone by mastercee(op):
I was in Ikeja today to purchase the newly launched phone in the popular computer village in Ikeja.

I did my usual obsession about the device, researched both good and bad and then i decided to get the Boom J8 but to my surprise the Phone has already been sold out in the major outlets in ikeja. After wasting fuel in these hard times i was determined to buy.

I was told the scarcity was caused by huge demand for the device. A friend told me that Spectrum still has stock available but my frustration came when I got there, saw lots of people there to buy the phone. But just because they were the only one selling the device they raised the price to 42k, I checked Konga to see if the price was fair, and it was even on the high side. I had to later buy it at Spectrum.

Tecno Mobile should ensure they make the phone available since they have given it enormous publicity, so that customers will not be made to go through stress before buying a phone that they want to enjoy.

BusinessRe: China Visit: Chinese Yuan Now Part Of Nigeria's Official Forex by mastercee(m): 2:58pm On Apr 12, 2016
Welcome development. This news has made my day

Sai Buhari
AdvertsRe: Portable Tyre Inflator Or Pump by mastercee(m): 6:09pm On Apr 06, 2016
shiftbutton:
Have you ever been stranded on the road and had to remove your tyre because of a flat tyre.

Now you can pump your tyre without the help of a vulcanizer.
This machine can pump your tyre in less than 10mins, you can guauge your pressure yourself and pump according to the accurate pressure needed for your tyres.
No more cheating by the vulcaniser. No more N100 per typre gauging.
Just plug it into the cigarette lighter in your car and you are pumping.

Ships anywhere but Lekki residents can get their faster.

For yours send mail to shiftbuttonsystems@gmail.com
or call 08129643080
How much is it?
AdvertsRe: Importance Of Blogging To Marketing by mastercee(m): 6:59am On Mar 23, 2016
Don't do business with him, he's a scammer
SportsRe: Mikel Obi, Odion Ighalo Arrive Super Eagles Camp For Egypt AFCON Clash by mastercee(m): 4:22pm On Mar 21, 2016
naijapips02:
iwobi holds more prospect than nacho. nacho is a lazy attacker.
Stop that nonsense abeg
Music/RadioRe: Hit Songs Banned By The Nigeria Broadcasting Commission by mastercee(m): 7:38pm On Mar 18, 2016
Tori51:
I am Tori from Canada Toronto. I just want to say a big thank you to DR OGUMEN for what he has done for me,he brought back the man i loved and cherish with all my heart, a man who left me for another woman for good 4 years,with 2 kids,i just decided to check some spell caster's but all kept deceiving me, until i met DR OGUMEN who told me everything will be over i tough he was also a scam.until he told me that my ex will be back in 2 days time am so grateful today that my ex is back to me and we are happy and he always wanna be by my side,i will advice you people not to fall in the wrong hands but to contact DR OGUMEN who is trustworthy and straight forward,you can contact him via email ogumenspelltemple@gmail.com You can add him on his Facebook at (Ogumen Spell Temple) Good Luck to you.
Oponu
BusinessRe: Day 5 Of Total Blackout In Lagos by mastercee(m): 8:28am On Mar 11, 2016
Na everything una go dey blame the government for.
BusinessRe: Forbes Rates Dangote Richer Than Trump, Abramovich, Oprah Put Together by mastercee(m): 8:26am On Mar 11, 2016
No wonder Chelsea is not performing well of late
BusinessRe: Why Do People Haggle Prices With Hawkers But Dont Do That With Supermarkets? by mastercee(m): 11:47am On Mar 09, 2016
Haggle not hassle.

Answering your question, it all bore down to packaging. That alone is business lesson for entrepreneurs
PhonesRe: Why Tecno Sale Rep Always Overhype Ordinary Phantom5 by mastercee(m): 11:23pm On Mar 04, 2016
You all have been creating threads bashing Tecno since time immemorial, yet it still remain the highest selling mobile brand in the country. Have you bothered to ask why, if the brand is as bad as you all portrayed.

I uses three mobile phones right now: Phantom 5, iPhone 5s and Nokia XL (all serving different purposes) and I can tell you authoritatively that the Phantom 5 stands above them all.
PhonesRe: Why Tecno Sale Rep Always Overhype Ordinary Phantom5 by mastercee(m): 11:18pm On Mar 04, 2016
ewizard1:
Yes, lets say the OP goofed! but the bolded!!! Which ones do you mean are lagging behind? You mean the Gionee and the likes?
Including almighty Sammy and i-whatever. The fact is, Tecno remains the highest selling brand in the country today
PhonesRe: Why Tecno Sale Rep Always Overhype Ordinary Phantom5 by mastercee(m): 5:32pm On Mar 04, 2016
Baba, calm down. What you called Hype is what the company calls marketing strategy, and this is why the Tecno seems to be doing well in the market while your so-called heavyweights are lagging behind
WebmastersRe: Webmasters, Which Nigerian Web Hosting Company Is Reliable? Pls Help! by mastercee(m): 1:43pm On Feb 26, 2016
I can only vouch for Smartweb
LiteratureRe: why my blood is black. extremely 18+ by mastercee(m): 1:30pm On Feb 09, 2016
sameesyd:
She don forget say d rules na "no unprotected sex"?? cheesy huh
Remember she was raped on several occasions
TV/MoviesSee How Nigeria Was Depicted In The Latest Episode Of Family Guy by mastercee(op): 11:33pm On Jan 18, 2016
So Family guy did an episode where Carter was duped by a "Nigerian prince" and this is how they depicted Nigeria

#Smh

PoliticsThis Is One Of The Reasons I Rarely Believe Any News In Nigeria by mastercee(op):
Last night at about 8:30pm, I alongside my neighbors heard a loud bang which shook the walls of our lodge but momentarily thought nothing of it. A couple of minutes later, our gateman (whom we assumed was at his station - our gate obviously) returned claiming it was a bomb explosion and he had seen dead bodies on the floor, coupled with limbs belonging to various victims of the said explosion which took place just a little less than 200 meters away from our place of residence.

There was no way I was going to spend the night in the same place where such had happened nearby, so I could either relocate temporarily or confirm the incidence myself. Of course, I did the latter, with only a torch in hand and my alertness system as companions. On getting there, one could see motorists still plying the various routes and that was my first point of negation of a bomb explosion. Moving further, I saw onlookers and by-standers and being the illiterates I knew them to be, decided to ask the policemen surveying the site what had happened.

Apparently, a particular shop where petrol and gas were being sold was the source of the explosion.

CAUSE: Overheating.

DID ANYBODY DIE? No.

WERE THERE LIMBS LITTERING THE STREETS? No.

According to the policeman, the men of the fire brigade responded promptly and had the situation under control. They obviously did.
I rode through the same place on a motorcycle this morning and saw that the roofing of the affected shops had been repaired and business was said to resume in few days.

MORALE OF THE STORY:
1. Our gateman is a complete idiot.
2. People like him (plus internet access) are the ones who feed Sahara Reporters and their kin with all sorts of fallacious news (without authentic pictorial evidence) in a bid to incite public outrage against the government.
3. You are what you believe.
Jokes EtcRe: Must Read: The President’s Daughter And I… PART 1 by mastercee(m): 6:45am On Jan 09, 2016
He couldn't even arrange it properly. I wish a mod can close this thread. This is a copyright infringement, the work belongs to Victvames.
AutosRe: sold sold sold Extra Clean 307 Well Maintain no more 870k now 650k 08169446319 by mastercee(m): 7:04am On Jan 03, 2016
If this car can be in Lagos, I'll make payment immediately
AutosRe: Registered 2008 Honda Accord by mastercee(m): 7:52pm On Dec 07, 2015
Middleman:
1.3m last thanks
Hmmmmm! I called but you were not picking. Where's the location of the car? When r u available for inspection
AutosRe: Registered 2008 Honda Accord by mastercee(m): 4:36pm On Dec 07, 2015
1.2M and I'll pay immediately
AutosRe: Clean Naija Used Honda Accord 08 by mastercee(m): 10:41pm On Dec 04, 2015
E no get price?
AutosRe: 1.27m .07 Toyota Carmy(spider)@In ABJ.Call 08025781637 by mastercee(m): 10:40pm On Dec 04, 2015
macanu:
Beta sales
If this car can find its way to Lagos, I'll make payment for it
AutosRe: SOLD!! Very Clean Toyota Camry LE 2008 for 1.320million SOLD!! by mastercee(m): 10:31pm On Dec 04, 2015
Where is the location pls. I'll like to come for inspection
PropertiesRe: Apartment Needed In Gbagada by mastercee(op): 6:11am On Dec 04, 2015
propzncribz:
How about lekki environment. Around chevron. I have a few there. 750k, 850k, and 1.1m
I actually prefer Gbagada based on its proximity to my office in ikeja. Also for the fact that it's against traffic
PropertiesRe: Apartment Needed In Gbagada by mastercee(op): 7:54pm On Dec 03, 2015
okenwa:
Would you like Igando area. 250k
LOL! Oga mi, no oooo. I can't even stay in egbeda not to talk of igando

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