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Good Afternoon all. Here is a little explanation on the new turn of events.

Dear mavrodians, my mission here is to make us properly understand this new message that seems to be causing panic out there in the hearts of all MMM participants.

The message does NOT say that nobody will be able to GH until January, instead the message is saying that you will not be able to GH until after 30days that you actually made the payment of your PH and the recipient confirms.

Meaning that your money must actually spend minimum of 30days outside. So for example, if you PH 100K on 5th November, and you are matched to pay on 10th November, assuming that you made the payment but the recipient does not confirm your order until 15th November when he finally comfirms receipt of your payment.

From that instant (15th November), your mavros will change status to "CONFIRMED" ( irrespective of colour Blue or Green ), so you will only be able to request for help (GH) on that particular 100k + 30% growth as from 15th December. It is not that you can't GH before January.

Please spread this to all your downlines and all participants that you know.

And please forgive Mavrody, (and his google translator ), you know he doesn't speak English. Many words were probably LOST IN TRANSLATION.

CHEERS

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Ksslib:
Ok then. Perhaps few things need to be clarified.

First, people in a desperate bid to appear saintly will always throw indirect jabs and try to make others look bad because they lack the balls and prowess to address people directly. It's easy to spray random shots hoping one hits the target than aim at it directly. Pathetic, to say the least.

Anyone reading that post for the first time, oblivious of the build-up that led to it will think I put a gun to an innocent aspirant's head and he was trying to help. Very pathetic fellow.

Aspirants, listen and listen carefully.. Make sure you listen carefully and read what I'm about to tell ya'll to the end.

Theory is different from practical. Even some of the best scientific laws that work flawlessly on paper do not in real life, except they are tweaked to suit an ideal real world environment. Do not let any Internet superman decieve you with some false sense of security. The Nigerian police says on paper that bail is free, but we all know the true story. Remember when I said theory is different from practical?

In as much as I am not trying to scare any of you and will never do so even in real life, it's my obligation to tell you nothing but the truth. Uniben, just like the rest schools in this country, is fffuxked up. The management and security will not help you if your tongue or action lands you in BIG trouble. Anybody who tells you otherwise is drunk. Allow me to elaborate.

When i got admission, i had this same false sense of security that guy trying to make me look bad is selling to you guys. The school will always protect me---afterall I am their student, their property. How naive I was. That was when people in their final year, those who have spent a decade after refusing to graduate, those who know the in and out of the system sat me down and advised me like they would to a younger brother.

It didn't take much time before I finally began to understand what they meant. Forget all these report to this body, report to that agency bullshit--- they will only complicate the issue and let you bear your cross while giving you a false sense of security. See, there are guys in this school that will beat you mercilessly in front of the security and nothing will happen... absolutely nothing. The security will only plead with them to leave you. Veterans of this school know what I am talking about. If you find yourself in a situation where a deliberate or unintentional action of yours is putting you on a hot-seat, just swallow your pride and Beg them. Do not form strong head and report, any sensible student knows this. That guy will advice his younger Bro to do same, trust me. I would have advised you to report in an ideal state where everything works, but not in this fffucking country. The law was tailored to suit them in the first place.

There are people in hall 3 that do not apply for hostel space yet it's their permanent space. Mind you, most of them are no longer students technically. The school knows about this, what have they done?

Once the school allocates that space to you, just forget about it. That block is so notorious that there was a time no Potter dared entered there for normal routine check. If you get issue there and you go report, Potters go bring out one small bowl, begin wash their hands off one by one like Pontius Pilate. Inshort, dem dey smoke egbo there like no man business and the school knows about this. I don't need to mention the block, everyone except you aspirant knows there.

Even the SUG pay their dues to these guys. Yes! the beloved SUG that you want to run and cry to respect and fear these guys. There was a time they beat up and bundled one former SUG presido(won't mention his name) into the boot of his own car. They even told him when and when not to ride the Aluta bus. Oh yea! What did the crime unit, army or school do about it?

Even the management is infiltrated to some level. Some lectures belong. Some staffs too, belong. Most of them and the people harrasing you whom you are trying to report all belong to the same clique. Robinhez, shey you remember that black Ubit guy na? Robin, i know you know what I mean.

On School Security: though there are few efficent ones in the System, but when you Compare them to the sheer amount of the useless ones, they immediately become non-existent. During the voting day of the just concluded SUG elections, the security watched on as a guy was being pummelled at medical complex by these guys. What happened? Na im mouth put am for trouble. Kpim the so called security no talk.

Look, I knew Uniben even to an intimate level even before I dreamt to apply here. I could have easily bragged and told you about how the system will always fight for you just to feel special as an undergraduate already schooling in the system, but I just have to tell you guys the reality on ground.

Note: I am not in anyway saying Uniben is not safe, that's far from it. All I want is for you guys to realise that just as the security at the national level is fffuxked up, how the police and even the army will not fight for citizens, how the government doesn't care about you, Uniben is just as fffuxked up as other schools like Unilag, Oau and the rest. This is Nigeria

Students have caught thieves who keep wrecking havoc in various halls of residence more than I can keep count of. Do you know what the Potters usually say when the apprehended thief is brough to them by fuming students for disciplinary action? They smile and say "You again?"... just pause for a moment and ponder on that statement. Well, at the end, they let them go and the management is very aware of this. The same management someone wants you to believe will fight for you.

The problem with some of these students that pop in once in a while to dish out advice that end up making some of us look bad to you guys is the fact that they think they care about you guys more than some of us that have been here eons ago do. That was how one lady pooped in from Mars and tried to make me look bad based on a logical assumption I made, turns out I was right at the end concerning the admission process.

I am realist, I don't mince words. I'll rather show you tough love and tell you the real shiii that happens in the real world than quote you some fancy paper theory that would put you in trouble in the real world. That was why i was pissed at Jackoshit(lol) not because what he said got to me but because he is naive and thinks the school cares about him. Even some of your roommates do not care about you. You are on your own, welcome to the real world.

Just last semester, my roommate was at June 12 at night when a female coursemate of his was almost violated. She only refused to answer and gave attitude when some guys called her. That was her only crime. They took her to a place called 'Dark room', but didn't do anything to her though. She came out crying because they sexually assaulted her mentally. Sometimes, whether you like it or not, trouble will look for you even if you avoid people with unquestionable character. I know it's not fair, but life is a bittch.

A single statement nearly landed me in hot soup at a football field just one month after we resumed. I was on my own but na trouble come look for me that day by imself.

Let's move on from that. A boy on this thread once called me bitter because i was tryna to help. I was shocked when people even liked it..lol . He said i should pray for you guys rather. Look, I will not hesitate to land my younger Bro a dirty slap if i catch him reading the bible when he still has materials to read. I am realist, I know how the real world works and know bullshit when I see one. Robinhez is my very good friend in real life, he knows me. What you need is not prayer. There are people who will never pray to God for admission but will get it because their hardwork will do the talking. There are intricate universal laws governing success and failure I wouldn't wanna bore you with... these laws do not care about your prayer. They care about your pedigree as person. And I will not pray for you, I am not your Pastor. I will only tell you the bitter truth that will guide and help you.

The problem with some of you aspirants is your attitude and ego. Big ego's that need massaging. You are gradually burning bridges and spitting on the faces of the few that want to make things easier for you guys.

Lastly, count yourself lucky and privileged when the list comes out with your name on it. This is because Uniben is a great school I will personally choose over and over again. However, I will also want you to always remember that Nigeria is fffuxked up country and Uniben happens to be Nigeria. Putting this at the back of your mind will help erode any false sense of security that might even end up doing more harm than good,, help you know how to choose your battles wisely in school, and graduate without unnecessary stress like many students across all tertiary institutions have been doing and will continue to do.

Always remember... theory is different from practical.

I would have loved to enlighten you guys more with a series of posts, but the again, someone might just pop up from nowhere and make me look like the sponsor of boko-haram, call the gibberish an advice, while you guys shout-- Amen.

Then I on the other hand, will be forced to assault your eyeballs with an epistle like I just did, maybe even twice as long. We don't want that, do we?

Shalom!

Thanks

Geofavor:
application slip, invitation slip and jamb reg. No. Coloured or photocopy or videocopy... Just take something visible along.

lol

jelel6:
hey guys. Is it possible to postpone your screening date. Have got a really personal funeral ceremony to attend on thesame day my sister is screening and am suppose to accompany her.

yes I think so

Thank God I have been invited

BornInApril:
what you did wrong was calling people fools. And my stand is you should just apologize for peace to reign and also that those who harbour bitterness against you will have nothing to hold on to.
Dazall

come on, the guy has already said he was not referring to everyone here, he was referring to those who quickly judge him for not wanting to put anybody on suspense.
Those who quoted him to insult him, I think we all have freedom of speech. if someone don't want to speak, we let him be, this has happened cos some people forced him to speak.

as for me, I have already guessed what he was told a long time ago.
WHAT WILL BE WILL BE

amulet:
u guys should calm down and keep on praying it will all end in praise ........#teamGodisincontrol

Hey, how are u?

Have u being invited already?

blueto:
Forgive me if someone has earlier posted this.

FIRST SEMESTER
Sunday, October 9, 2016: Old/Fresh students return to Campus

Monday, October 10 – Friday, October 14, 2016: Screening/Medicals of Fresh students begins.

Monday, October 17, 2016: Registration for Old/Fresh students begins.

Wednesday, October 19 – Friday, October 21, 2016: Orientation for Fresh students.

Monday, October 24, 2016: Lecture for Old/Fresh students begins.

Friday, November 11, 2016: Registration of Old/Fresh students ends.

Monday, November 14 – Friday December 2, 2016: Late Registration of students (Penalty fees for late registration must be paid).

Friday, December 2, 2016: Last day for add and delete.

Saturday, December 10, 2016: Matriculation of fresh students.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016 - Monday, January 2, 2017:
Christmas break.

Tuesday, January 3, 2017: All students return to Campus.

Friday, January 27, 2017: Temporary withdrawal/Deferment of Studies end.

Friday, January 27, 2017: Lectures end.

Monday, February 6, 2017: First semester exams begin.

Friday, February 24, 2017: End of First semester exams.

Saturday, February 25, - Saturday 11th March, 2017: First semester break.

Monday, March 13 – Friday, March 17, 2017: Uploading and release of all First semester results by Faculties.

Wednesday March 29, 2017: Senate considers First semester results.

SECOND SEMESTER

Sunday, March 12, 2017: All students return to Campus

Monday, March 13, 2017: Lectures begin.

Friday, June 16, 2017: Submission of all Final Year undergraduate projects to HODs.

Friday, June 16, 2017: Lectures end.

Monday, June 19, 2017: Second Semester exams begin.

Friday, June 30, 2017: Second semester exams end.

Saturday, July 1, - Saturday 23rd September, 2017: Long vacation (12 weeks).

Monday, July 17, - Friday, July 21, 2017: Upload and release of all results.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017: Senate consideration of all results (2016/2017).

Sunday, September 24, 2017: 2017/2018 Academic session begins, as students return to Campus

Thanks

UnibenPilot:
PLEASE NOTE - THIS IS THE FIRST BATCH FOR FACE TO FACE SCREENING

The above was copied verbatim from the university's website. I think what's confusing so many people is the word BATCH . That word has gone hand in hand with the word ADMISSION for so many years that most people now think they are synonyms. Whenever we hear 'BATCH' we take it to mean 'ADMISSION'.
The word BATCH simply means a SET or a collection of things or persons to be handled together. It has nothing to do with admission.
I urge all aspirants to remain calm, it doesn't matter who gets screened first, all that matters is the admission list.
Ignore all the 'my uncle told me, my lecturer told me' stories. Most of these lecturers don't know zilch about the admission process.

Happy Sunday!

No matter how u twist it, is the admission o
I know u are trying to encourage us that are yet to be invited.
the truth is bitter, and then again there is always a second batch in admission, so there is still hope for us that are yet to be invited.

ThePENGENIUS:
Relax bro. Just take your mind off it. I was there once. It'll happen as a surprise. Don't sweat it. Hardwork will ALWAYS be rewarded with success! I finished Secondary school when I was 15. I reckoned that by 20 I should be done with UNI. Bullshit! I'm 21 now. I just got into final year here in UNN.

Take out time to read about those folks that escaped the 9/11 disaster. They all had silly delays they were to thank God for later. One man missed his flight (that crashed) due to traffic jam.

Just relax bro. What will get to you will always find its way to you. Just stay hopeful. Believe where you are is where you should be. Don't regret. Life has a way of twisting our plans.
Stay great bro.

thanks alot for all these,
God's time is the best, like they say patients will finally pay off

patoranking17:
d 1st batch of student wer chosen in d format of merit,catchment nd eld..dahs is y sum pple hu hav high score wer nt invited due 2 d competition of der courses nd der catchement area....i knw it may sound a leri bit harsh buh d truth abt d mata is dah d 1st batch is d 1st admission...most of us dah wer nt invited knw dahs d truth buh we re jus giving ourselves hope les jus pray uniben giv us anoda course

you are very correct, but all hope is not gone getting our first choice of course , besides after merit list comes second batch is normal.

God will have his way no matter what. my hopes are still very high on God.

ohswagz:
Pls did anyone score below 260 for medicine and was invited for 1st batch screening!..

none,
we have to wait for second batch

bimbor:
To put it correctly, iOS is the thing that stands Apple devices out. Head to head feature wise Samsung will murder iPhone any day but the Android OS cannot stand beside the iOS hence the slight edge over Samsung.

correct,
Samsung Galaxy phones na blast

Page07:
All right... let's see how it goes but I am so sure that not all who were invited for screening in the so called first batch with cool o-level grades will make merit list.

Okay let's see,

anyway congrats

Page07:
what about cases where the number of aspirants invited for screening is more than the quota of students to be admitted to a particular department.


How will they do that ?

that is why this thing was divided into batches,
what makes u think the aspirants invited in the first batch are more than the spaces available in each department?

not everybody that are not yet invited will be cos thay can't admit all.

Just wait and see, is already happening.

Page07:
Even it is, they still have to screen out some persons.

screen out some persons? that was the purpose of the scratch card, to check if the grades provided on kofa are same. if nothing is wrong with the grades on kofa then there is no screening out again.

only clearance is remaining.

KPhantom:
I was... When I was about to sign out.. The official just shook my hand and said congratulations.. I'm still surprised cos dem never bring admission list.

congratulations for making the merit list of admission,

You are already admitted. congrats

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Geofavor:
Oh really? He told us something yesterday sha. Make I no talk, because it won't go down well with everyone here. Let's just wait and see what's next.

I can imagine what u were told, I have always know this is the admission itself, they just called it some kind of face-to-face screening to really check if the O level grades submitted genuine. THE FIRST BATCH IS THE ADMISSION MERIT LIST (first admission list)

God help us that are not yet invited

Geofavor:
GAWD! The kind of stress I went through today... it was funny and not funny. And all to no avail.

We stood outside the centre for almost five hours... until students provoke push security officials commot for entrance.
How I find myself inside the hall was strange.
Where I was, I didn't move. I was moved by the crowd.

Oh boy, come and see pushing and squeezing. To cut the long story short, by 6:20pm they instruscted science ( physical and life) candidate to come back by 9am tommorrow.

I'm having a serious headache...

Sorry

Please state if u have not being invited in the first batch and your eligibility to apply for screening is still there.

My own is gone and I am confused

Martins2016:
some body should tell Wat I need too hear Pls

Even my own is no longer showing after the first batch were invited, am as confused as u are.

asher15:
me oh wat was ur score mine was 259

Mine is 251

ImDharay:

Its a new system, expect anything man...

God is in control

Okay

[quote author=amulet post=49341526]wat is ur score?[/my jamb score is 251, what is yours]

[quote author=thatniqqress post=49331434]Good evening y'all.
Please has any medicine* student been given a screening date yet?? [Am a medicine and surgery aspirant and have not being given a date yet]

I fIlled med. & surgery but am yet to be invited.