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Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Soaks In The Bathtub With All His Kids (photo) by Mateen1000: 11:20am On Feb 25, 2020
Goldenboy10:

Abeg, wetin surrogate mean?
Legal agreement to give birth for a man and the man takes up the the responsibility as the parent, The woman just give birth and leave.
Music/Radio / Re: The Worst Lines Ever Used By Musicians In Songs by Mateen1000: 10:38am On Feb 25, 2020
Baddo once said dis (PhynoftOlamide Fada fada)

“I buy moto I dey travel go obodo oyinbo”
Na Private Jet remain for me Baba you know

I con dey reason say Pesin fit travel go London with a car lipsrsealed

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Crime / Re: Adekunle Ayomikun Steals ₦340,000 After Hiding In Bank’s Toilet Overnight by Mateen1000: 10:36am On Feb 25, 2020
Jabioro:
I wondered how can it be left opened to all jacks.. thanks
You are welcome, Even Apart from being locked, the cash is kept inside the vault, No bank security dare touch it, even the CSO.
The boy probably saw some cash meant for disposal and took all of them

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Crime / Re: Adekunle Ayomikun Steals ₦340,000 After Hiding In Bank’s Toilet Overnight by Mateen1000: 8:37am On Feb 25, 2020
Jabioro:
Good enlighten..thank you..What about the safe..I remember I once used a safe in my office,you can't carry it and fire can't do nothing to it..
Dont be misled, Bulk room is always locked, Even only few banking staff including some security have access to enter there, the boy probably didn’t see the cash in the bulk room cos cash can never be littered dere at all

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Crime / Re: Adekunle Ayomikun Steals ₦340,000 After Hiding In Bank’s Toilet Overnight by Mateen1000: 8:33am On Feb 25, 2020
franugo:


Bulk rooms ain't locked so security can access them in cases of emergency.
Stop typing what you don’t know Mr man
Bulk room is always locked, Do you even think all bank security have access to enter the bulk room, The boy probably took all cash he saw (not inside the bulk room) most that are even meant for disposal.
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Performs At Kobe Bryant Memorial Service by Mateen1000: 8:09am On Feb 25, 2020
Onyi22:
Is she still singing?
No she’s now playing hockey

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs West Ham (3 - 2) - On 24th February 2020 by Mateen1000: 10:25pm On Feb 24, 2020
Solomon8144:
Liverpool is losing today hahahahahaha. grin grin grin

I have never been this happy all my life grin cheesy

If Liverpool lose today I'm giving out 5k to the first 5 people to reply my comment after the match. ;Db
I need am o
Dey don lose already
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs West Ham (3 - 2) - On 24th February 2020 by Mateen1000: 10:23pm On Feb 24, 2020
LesbianBoy:
Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

West Ham scores!

Liverpool haters were are you guys o

Let's celebrate!

Unbeaten run is gonna end today

grin grin grin grin
We dey here o

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy And Anthony Joshua Laugh At Each Other As They Try To Speak Yoruba by Mateen1000: 5:56pm On Feb 24, 2020
Cuppy sef no sabi

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Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke Reveals Why She Decided To Stop Using So Much Makeup And Filters by Mateen1000: 12:06pm On Feb 24, 2020
“Dug a hole in her pocket” She definitely stopped because mama don dey broke small small, grin grin
Btw, Who’s she sef #Mtcheew undecided
Celebrities / Re: Meet The World’s Smallest Couple Living Large by Mateen1000: 11:59am On Feb 24, 2020
They shouldn’t bother getting pregnant
They should just come nd Adopt me grin

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Celebrities / Re: "Today We Fly Business Class", 20 Years Ago My Mum Sell Ticket To Pay My School by Mateen1000: 10:11am On Feb 24, 2020
Was that suppose to be a testimony or what
Your mum can afford to travel out 20yrs ago undecided
Travel / Re: The Fish Statue At Abraham Adesanya Roundabout Lagos, Removed (Video) by Mateen1000: 8:31pm On Feb 23, 2020
Bet Why nah?
Oluwa wetin dey “removate” for Lagos
Na Fela statue dey remove b4
Now our Big fish for Abraham Adesanya
Next month now, den go remove Eyo Metta

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Sports / Re: Messi Becomes The First Player Ever To Reach 1000 Goal Contributions by Mateen1000: 7:49pm On Feb 23, 2020
layzie:


Yes, Google is my friend. He scored 1281 goals according to Google.
https://www.google.com/search?q=pele+goals+in+total&oq=pele+goals&aqs=chrome.3.69i57j0l3.12215j0j4&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rev2&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
Unofficial goals were added
His professional goal is 700+
Sports / Re: Messi Becomes The First Player Ever To Reach 1000 Goal Contributions by Mateen1000: 1:39pm On Feb 23, 2020
layzie:


We were told Pele scored a thousand goals in his time. U re adding goal plus assists to reach 1000 and still claiming he is the first??
Pele never reached 1000 professional career goals, Google is your friend

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Sports / Re: Messi Becomes The First Player Ever To Reach 1000 Goal Contributions by Mateen1000: 1:35pm On Feb 23, 2020
chocolatelady:
Which one is goal and assist ? It should be goals only, haba ! Its becos CR7 scored on his 1000 career match thats why they came up with messi goal and assist. Pls lets stop this stupid rivarly, it will not get us anywhere. None of u know these players and they dont know u, so why these rivarly ? Both of them are great players.
Goal and Assist are both Stats in Football
If you dont know about soccer, Better stick to watching Nigeria movie
Sports / Re: Messi Becomes The First Player Ever To Reach 1000 Goal Contributions by Mateen1000: 1:32pm On Feb 23, 2020
SyrusdeHansome:
OK we've heard.
Now can he leave Barca?
If not for Barcelona, He wouldn’t have been a professional footballer, So you could have leave if it was you, then u must be an ingrate.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 1 Million To Make 5k Daily? by Mateen1000: 7:36am On Feb 23, 2020
OJLion:
Sir do you have personal experience in this ?
No personal experience
Sports / Re: SARS Kills Tiyamu Kazeem 'Kaka' In Ogun, Labels Him A Yahoo Boy by Mateen1000: 9:41pm On Feb 22, 2020

Sports / Re: SARS Kills Tiyamu Kazeem 'Kaka' In Ogun, Labels Him A Yahoo Boy by Mateen1000: 9:33pm On Feb 22, 2020
Kaka? grin grin grin
I’m laughing hard here cos of this headline

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Sports / Re: Oshoala Scores Another Hat-trick As Barcelona Beats Logrono 0-6. by Mateen1000: 3:22pm On Feb 22, 2020
This girl na confirm Goal Machine
Today Hattrick, tomorrow Brace
Asisat and Goals

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 1 Million To Make 5k Daily? by Mateen1000: 3:02pm On Feb 22, 2020
Iceberg3:

How does the Micra cab cost?
Btw 400-450k for fairly used

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 1 Million To Make 5k Daily? by Mateen1000: 2:17pm On Feb 22, 2020
jclassiq:


Pls I need to contact you on this. Classiq87@gmail.com or you can drop yours as well. Thank you bro.
Olaoluwaabdulmatin@gmail.com
But I’m more active on WhatsApp 09076001601
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 1 Million To Make 5k Daily? by Mateen1000: 1:12pm On Feb 22, 2020
willian10:


Do u have an idea of the price of the cab
Neat Fairly used is around 400k

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 1 Million To Make 5k Daily? by Mateen1000: 12:31pm On Feb 22, 2020
STDisReal:
Hello guys, Please i need a business that I can start with 1 million naira and it will be fetching me between 5 - 10k daily.
I will like if it meets the following specifications
Type of business: Offline
Less supervision: I have a stressful 9 - 5 work
Easy accountability
Location - Abuja
Buy 2 Micra Cab in Ibadan
They deliver 3-4k daily
Some drivers prefer to deliver weekly which is like 25k, which will even pay you cos it will be more convenient and accountable, Just dat I think the agreement about this Micra thing is that, after a year of Stable and Steady delivery, the cab will be his own (By that time sef, U would have made x3 of the price u bought it, he would even maintain it very well since he knows it will be his own later) NOTE:Any faults with the cab will be his problem and it wont affect ur delivery at all for that 1 year.

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Culture / Re: 'It Is Audio Suspension': Oluwo Of Iwo Laughs Off Suspension Report (Video) by Mateen1000: 11:21am On Feb 22, 2020
grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Mateen1000: 11:00am On Feb 22, 2020
Swingate:
How can you call your elders liars? The words of our fathers are words of wisdom a wise man hears them and become wiser.
Those stories where made up to keep you from certain bad behaviors. For example the one about whistles in the afternoon is just to keep your noise down to allow them relax.
We know bruh
Stop being too serious
I think the thread is just 4 fun

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Travel / Re: With N20M, Should I Travel To USA Or Stay In Nigeria? by Mateen1000: 10:25am On Feb 22, 2020
itsme01:


smiley


Split your money into two, invest half into stocks of a very stable company, NB , MTN, FirstBank, GTB etc and use the rest to relocate to US and start your new hustling, if you can make 20 million hustling in Nigeria, chances are you would make 100 million in US because US is for smart thinkers and not dull people.. incase if things don't work out in US you can always fall back to your 10million naira stock

PS: before listening to people telling you to do business, 90% of all start ups in Nigeria don't survive the 3 years mark, forex changes, bad government policy, fraudulent staffs and all would finish your capital

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Best Advice I’ve seen so far
God bless ur intelligence

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Technology Market / Re: Sold by Mateen1000: 1:30pm On Feb 20, 2020
Stormyweather:
I'll accept 32k no less. Its nigerian used already and i cant sell it as us used
I swear, You can sell it as new if u have carton
Its very neat like new
Drop ur WhatsApp num, Let me show u pix
Where is ur location sef?
Technology Market / Re: Sold by Mateen1000: 1:04pm On Feb 20, 2020
Stormyweather:
Available
I can add 20k to my iphone 7, Very neat black 32gb

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