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# Elele-Axis-Kidnappers-on-rampage
Just awhile ago, I was fortunate to escape well sophisticated
kidnappers who operated right in front of my car as I was
driving down to Port Harcourt from Owerri 2:36pm today. The
gun men shot a Sienna bus to a halt and whisked away some
of the occupants. This unfortunate incident happened at
Owerri-Port Harcourt express way..... Precisely, Elele Rivers
State. No day passes without a robbery or kidnap case on this
road..... The Elele axis.
I call on the law enforcement agents to urgently do
something about this Elele axis. Ironically, even with the
presence of heavily armed Police officers and Soldiers at
various check points, these day devils still operate with
impunity.... What more intelligence do you need to do the
needful. Commuters who ply this dangerous zone are hapless
on this route. Lots of kidnapp and robbery cases have been
recorded on this Elele Axis. The new IGP of Police should take
this flashpoint serious and arrest the ugly trend. This is too
bad!
The kidnapping scene today and successive gun shots is better
told than witnessed.
Thank God I was able to manoeuvre with my car and came
out unhurt. To God be the glory. Dem no go see me oooo.


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[quote author=AntiWailer post=48478126]Bros I meant student struggling to cope with finances in school but their CGPA remains first class.(4.5 and above)

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I respect folks like you a lot. Despite the challenges and odds. We can work on your Masters too. That is an option I will gladly work with u on.

PM me please.I will reply you 2moro.

Please take ur certificate off a public forum please.

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Graphic pictures of the Hausa guy, the girl he wanted to rape and the old woman

moses93:
Rest in peace. PLEASE WHAT IS THE MEANING OF OP PLSSSSSSS I JUST JOINED NAIRALAND PLSSSSSSS

se o gbadun sha?
who die?

Bayo Adeyinka
Angry Letter To The Nigerian Youth (4): Please Marry A Lazy
Woman By Bayo Adeyinka
Dear Nigerian Youth,
Twice this week, God spoke to you but you were deaf. You
missed the message totally. Not only did you miss the
message, you put up the twin messengers on the cross and
you are dealing them with the worst kind of blows. In your
follow-the-herd mentality that has afflicted your generation,
you have only succeeded in demonstrating your crass
ignorance and the reason why you may never be taken
seriously. Coincidentally, both messengers are old men but
you mock them. You may have new clothes even more than
the aged but you can never have rags like them. Their ragged
experience is by far better than your new age wisdom.
The first messenger brought a series of messages. He gave
some pieces of advice to a generation that is wise in its own
sight. A harmless advice has now been turned over its head.
How come this generation always end up making simple things
complex? How come this generation always major on minors
and minor on majors? Don't marry a lazy woman, he said.
Don't marry a woman who cannot pray for one hour. Most of
you are products of prayer but you come online to mock
because it feels right to do so. Instead of lending your ears,
you say the mouth of an elder is smelling. Just how did you
think the elderly got their sunken eyes? It's because of what
they have seen and experienced. As for you, you're like a dog
destined to be lost and you're deaf to the whistle of the
hunter.
You know what? Go ahead with your schemes. Marry a lazy
woman. It is within your rights. Go for a couch potato. We
are in the modern world. As long as she can apply good
make-up, wear designer shoes and sun-glasses and update
her status on Facebook while twerking regularly, that's all the
qualifications she needs to get Mr Right. Who cares if she can
do the dishes when there's a dish-washer? Who cares if she
can make her own bed when she can hire a domestic help?
Who cares if she can cook when Domino Pizza is still selling
their franchise all over the nation? As for you modern lady,
young men care more about how good you look than how well
you cook! They will rather discuss your Peruvian and
Malaysian weave-on than Italian cuisine. If they are hungry,
they can go to their mothers- or help themselves. Whoever
said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach has
never met the 21st Century man.
And as for prayers, marry a lady that will take your problems
to Agony Aunt. Taking them to the Lord in prayers is so old-
school we don't even sing the song in church again. Your
knees are so delicate you shouldn't even kneel down before
God. Marry a woman who will rush to update your situation
on Instagram instead of updating God instantly. Don't be
bothered that she can't pray for one hour- as long as she
can watch the whole series of Lekki Wives in one fell swoop,
you're good to go. Prayer is so outdated. Making long
prayers is so so outdated. What will she do when challenges
of life come? So easy- she will twerk at them. The devil hates
twerking and can't stand it. A family that twerks together
stays together. Marry a woman who has tweeter handles but
handles nothing else. We are trying to save your chicken from
impending death but it's still hell bent on going to the refuse
dump for its meal. What an elder sees while sitting, a young
man can never see even if he stands. Bae, you can spend one
hour applying concealer, mascara and lipstick on your face
that you can't carry for twenty four hours but you can't
spend one hour praying for a home that you hope to sustain
as long as you live. In the voice of Lagbaja, "mo sorry fun
gbogbo yin o, mo sorry fun gbogbo yin lo kokan".
Hey girl, marry a man that is jobless. Marry a man who can
take off his shirt but can't take out the thrash. A perfectly
toned man is better than a perfectly toned wallet. A man with
six packs is better than a man with six figures. Romance is
better than finance. Marry a man who has no ambition and
has no clue about where he is going in life. Marry a man who
lives on you and feeds off you. Marry a man whose only
property is what is within his trousers. As you lay your bed,
so you will lie on it. Silly working girl, hear me: love is blind
but marriage is an eye-opener. Your eyes 'will soon clear'. No
one tells a blind man that the market is over. If he cannot
see, at least he is not deaf. Marriage is hard work, if you
don't know. Too much of Kim Kardashian has robbed you of
reality. Marriage is not Indian film.
You think the guy loves you when all he loves is your wallet.
In the words of the elder who should know, "Even if he says
he's a contractor, ask him to show you evidence of the
contracts he has done because you may just be the
contract". When you cry eventually, no one will be there to
comfort you. I trust your fellow ladies: they will even laugh at
your misfortune. You know women are the enemies of women.
You will think you are trending but all they do is to help you
trend your misfortune on social media. Is it any wonder your
parents could hold a marriage together for 50 years but you
can't even hold yourself together? The values they hold so
dear have been devalued by you. Now, you're of no value.
By the way, what's your own issue with the dressing
instruction a man gives to his employees? If I tell my staff I
don't want tattoos, how come that is now your headache? He
said his employees should not wear beards- how has that
become your concern? Your joblessness is a major cause of
worry.
And then there's the second 83-year old elder who was sent
as a message of sorts to you. In my side of the country
there is something called 'aroko'. Aroko is a form of
communication which is usually non-verbal. The 83-year old
man that you derided so much for being made the Chairman
of a parastatal was a message sent to you. Instead of
burying your heads in shame and covering yourselves in sack
clothes and ashes, you are demonstrating the only thing you
excel at doing- internet hooliganism. You should be worried
that very few people in your generation have been found
worthy of holding such a position on trust. The few times you
have been given this kind of opportunity, you have proven to
be worse than the geriatrics you complained about. Your
generation inspires no confidence and engenders no trust. The
stealing appetite of a man supposedly at the departure
lounge is restrained while your own is uncontrolled.
Generations before you stole in millions but you steal in
billions. Generations before you kept stolen money in Swiss
accounts but you keep yours in Panama. Your generation
only knows how to wear t-shirts and carry placards. Your
generation only knows how to hurl insults on Facebook. Your
generation has no fresh ideas. The best of your generation is
one Dino who may soon become your President. You laugh?
While you're wasting your time using your scarce resources to
buy internet data to fight over him, he's making himself
relevant. Hardly does a day go by without a discussion about
him. While you remain anonymous, he is always in the
limelight.
Sit down and think. Stop in your tracks for a while and have a
time of deep reflection. Consider these two messengers and
their messages. Life does not discriminate. You need to face
it fair and square. You have a lot of growing up to do. You
are way behind in the scheme of things. Life has left you
behind. There is a lot of catching up to do.
I'm afraid for you.

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bigtt76:
The man should stop wearing suit joooooor! Nor bi by force naaa. All hin suit just looking undersized

see this one, watin bad with that suit wey hin wear?
why be say some ppl no just dey mind their business? olodo

ashabi shabi,
english :tell us the truth
Yoruba: so oto fun wa

zombies

ok

this op too dey lie, that guy no be Nigerian

where have this generation degenerated into?
there is no sense in this post @ op
if you guys don't have anything reasonable to write. read other treads .I am tired of seeing all these poo on fp, abegi pack well jare, lazy ppl, person don finish nysc dey find job, na this nonsense person take hin time dey write.
ahhhhhh oga o

officer mufu, which usman Dan fodio you dey talk about? the one wey liberate the north wey their life still dey like that? the last time I checked the knowledge about Islam is the most barbaric mentality that can happen to anybody!!! the application of the knowledge of Islam is the beginning of foolishness. so if you want to talk about anything liberation pls don't make mention of anything Islam or its jihadist,
less I for get, You dey talk about sanctification: I doubt if you understand what it means. I am not surprised dou, your religion and its manual does not have the impetus of watin he mean. abegi go sleep
olodo follower of Muhammed

5starmilitant:
Make una See me See wahalaoooo,
I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in Kogi, & in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell whose next to die. So this man came along and said that the next person whose going to die, is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first. My people, since last week I stil dey dia o. nobody wan 1st go oo, everybody just lie down, Even the old man at age 112 years is lying down beside me,is asking me if my people go never start to look for me?
As am talking to u now. Am still lying down What should I do next?

take style change direction, make your yansh go where the old man's mouth, jejely off your trouser, and then your boxer. make sure you set your yansh for the man's mouth. and release one mad shit for him mouth. thank me later
dodoyo

NegeduGrace:
lol

na nysc carry me come Lokoja na here I learn d little ones wey I dey speak

NegeduGrace:
omaye abeleke?

me no understand that one o. lol I be jjc for igala language

NegeduGrace:
my igala brother,fine igalas everywhere!

olane?

FlawlessRebirth2:
ALWAYS TAKING LAW INTO DER HANDS



AND DEIR NOT INNOCENT...

madam Get sense!
make dem no deal with kidnappers again abi?
oga fun e o, ebe like say the woman na your business partner, today na your off, na why Una no commot together

more pictures
Lalasticlala, lalasticlala, lalasticlala, lalasticlala, lalasticlala

source thetruthtech..co.ke/2016/03/meet-unilag-physics-graduate-who-built.html?m=0

Meet The UNILAG
Physics Graduate
Who Built The
Change Of Period
Alarm System For
Secondary Schools

Adebayo Timileyin Philip is a
corps member from Lagos
Mainland local government. He
is a graduate of Applied Physics
(Electronics) from University of
Lagos.
As part of the obligations of all
corps members to develop their
community as directed by the
National Youth Service Corps,
Adebayo Timileyin Philip
intention is not just to donate
material provisions but also to
consolidate the knowledge of
student in his community. This
motivated him to contribute to
the development of this great
nation scientifically by
embarking on a Personal
Community Development Service
Project.
Just four months ago, he started
the design of “Change of Period”
Alarm System, this involves
writing programs for micro-
controllers. He selected “Herbert
Macaulay Senior Girls High
School” as the beneficiary of his
innovation as the display of his
strong support to the World
campaign on women equity.
In an interview with him, he
said,
"The change of period Alarm
system was designed to replace
the old conventional method of
notifying student of the change in
school activity. I programmed
this device using the school time
table."
This project was accomplished
without personal funds as it only
required his intellectual
resources. After this crafty
design, he solicited for funds
from Dr. Henry Boyo (D. Sc.
Fukuoka) of the Hardware
Development Laboratory, Physics
Department University of Lagos.
Dr. Henry Boyo is also the patron
of the School that benefited from
this innovation.
“I had visited the school Several
times to monitor the maintenance
of the project and I see relief on
the face of the school time
Keeper” he added
The project “Change of Period”
Alarm System did not just bring
innovative development to the
school but it also encourages the
student to embrace the study of
science and technology. He
however accomplished this
through indulging the full
participation of the students in
the design and fabrication and
installation processes.
In conclusion, he said;
"I implore Lagos and other States
Ministry of Education to also
provide similar device for other
secondary schools in Nigeria"

happy birthday sir

Ayo Akinyelure,

Good

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akunjohn:
life is sweet o my broda,make i dey chop my akpu jeje beta o,


i neva reach to die now,moni still dey come

But Op, se na u be dat wey dey draw d lion for ground?!,d juju man try for u o!

Lol, na wah to you o
me na agent now,
I just dey help them recruit ppl
boss you no need wait for money, this one na sure pass!!!
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legendsilver:
I love that. Can't wait to do mine in a different way

see them!!!!

legendsilver:
I love that. Can't wait to do mine in a different way

see them!!!!

my people my people? some guys just mumu with passion

OkparaJesus:
I dibt know how she started going to mosque all in the name that she was those who allowed devil to sell rice and chicken at home,if not why did they allow Kim karadashian to sing at deeper life camp ground as if she was a devoted Alahaja now that Obama allowed Straight same marriage but am not sure he is aware of the danger ahead of the world. But if am sure why did my sister carry my mum at her back when she was a baby girl. God will surely punish all those who allowed her to dedicate at the deeper life camp ground when they all knew she was watching the game against Man U vs Chelsea.

Guy you get sense so?