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Where did you get all the nonsense you wrote about.
I think you are just seeking attention and also doing it the wrong way.
If you find yourself in a sorry state, do all you can to move on and stop taking out your anger on a particular tribe.
I am proudly Yoruba
Very beautiful
Neat
Well educated
Gainfully employed
And happy unlike you

You are just looking for who to take out your anger on.
Nobody is the architect of your misfortune.
So just face whatever it is you are doing and if you are jobless, please hit the road.
# proudly Yoruba
Very beautiful, neat, well educated and gainfully employed.
Jobless man

I got this from a friend this morning.
Read it and enjoy!

[b]In an oil company, a man was about to receive a contract of ‪#‎39 million‬ when his wife called him on phone.. on phone.
Wife: Wooooooooow! Darling I've a very big surprise for you, I can't believe this..
Husband: Wow, Ok pls I will call you later. I'm about to receive a contract of #39million
Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, it is very URGENT
Husband : But I'm about to.........
Wife: Pls just COME HOME BABY. TRUST ME.
Husband: Emmmm. Pls my wife just called me for am urgent thing. Pls grant me the access to go and come back quickly
Company: Well, if you leave, I'm afraid of what might happen to the contract
The man quickly went home....
Husband: Seriously sweating! Honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was about to receive a contract worth 39million??
Wife: Honey our troubles are over and God has finally answer our prayers..
Husband: Are you pregnant?
Wife: Haha honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed you in your contract meeting
Husband: Wow, so what's the surprised?
Wife: Being happy honey I can't believe this, you know we've been praying over 6 months now! God has finally answered our prayer. That big rat that always disturbs us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called you to remove it.... I'm afraid of touching rats.
What will you do, if you were to be the man?[/b]

Nt crazy abt cakes[color=#000099][/color]

He is a boy, the breast is supposed to be rudimentary but hormonal administration should be able to take care of that

Nothing wey we no go see finish

Idea lo matter

I LOVE IT.
English without tears!
Breathtaking!!!

She is a beauty.
The unclad part was unnecessary.
Don't know what she was trying to prove.

Really pity him
Whatever makes you happy dapo.

Nah so dem dy do everyday even after one of dem fall and die, dem stubborn ni

Kilode, *dizzy

Hmmmmmm, a clear case of misinterpretation[color=#006600][/color]

Maintech:
let me ask Yerima.

However, you will know that an AK-47 is my fvcking address when you come near my daughter or female siblings that are 0.00000000005 seconds less than 18.

BRB

Same goes for my baby girls too

Mr sada is a farmer, he lives in sapele. He has a big farm, he grows yam, cassava, corn and groundnut ; can you see his oranges and pineapples? Mr sada works hard.
On Sundays, he does not work, he goes to church, can you see his church in the picture?
Those days where fun days, you have to memorise all the passages in your macmillian textbook.

Ade our naughty little brother
Ralia the sugar girl
Without a silver spoon
English without tears
Lacombs
The second chance
Chike and the river
Trouble in form six
Queens primer
The list is endless ooo

My husband has been a banker for the past eight years and what I can say about bank job is that you take one day at a time, you don't know what might happen tomorrow. They give unachievable targets and threaten workers with termination, there's nothing to do except to pray not to get sacked and if that happens, it's still prayer for a better job.

EvilBrain1:
The reactions from these right wing american Christians are pure comedy gold. People are threatening everything from secession to a Russian invasion to earthquakes and other disasters to a full-on apocalypse. One pastor is apparently threatening to set himself on fire, and a whole presidential candidate (Bobby Jindal) wants to scrap the supreme court.

Just go to any Christian or right wing website and read the comments, they're hilarious. The Christians are going full retàrd over this and its so glorious!

Today is a good day.

BASTARD

* shudders in rage*
This is demonic. Can't imagine any beast doing that with my baby.
Death penalty to the mad dog.

Whizzcute:
visit the blog on my signature, then go to its REMEDIES category ,you will see where i posted remedies to get rid of stained teeth



Or

I can give you a link to purchase a teeth whitening cream that worked for me

Pls send the link to my email
toyinmatingo@yahoo.com

Teeboy15:
So sry for ur loss. Such a heart troubling story. Actually if only d wife knew of CPR sh culd av applied it on him n also d mouth-mouth action, if I would av worked. Bt I guess sh was confused n probably dnt kw abt it. Let's try n get well informed abt simple first aid @ home to avoid such occurrences. May God continue to protect us n our families

Amen thanks.

dulux07:
Yes, CPR may have saved his life, probably he was choked by d food he jst ate or somethin else. Learnin of first aid as individuals is very important.
On the other hand, y did d family say they dont want autopsy, it would reveal more abt what killed him.
Anyways, God knows better.

They did not want autopsy because of the amount they were told to pay at the hospital. The doctor told them to drop 50k instant and 1k daily till they have the result.
The family concluded he was dead already and not to waste more money.

I lost a very dear person on Saturday the 20th of June around 12.30am. His name was tunde osinaike and he was the husband to my sister in law, they have been married for six years with two sons.
The circumstances surrounding his death has left me perplexed and afraid. He was healthy until the time of his death, according to his wife, he did not complain of any ailment and that day he worked in his shop(he was a barber at baale animasaun Rd at dalemo/alakuko) till very late. The Napep guy that took him home remembered that they gisted till he got home, he was perfectly ok.
His wife gave him his food when he got home, they ate together, and they took the kids inside.
They switched off the generator at ten minutes to 12 midnight like they normally do.
They were gisting while tempo( as he was fondly called) was scrolling through his phone when suddenly he started gasping for breath, initially the wife thought he was joking but when she put on the torch, she realised that it was real, she shouted for help and the couple living beside them came and they tried all they could but he gave up within seconds.
The family insisted they don't want any autopsy performed on him so he was buried around 10am at a cemetery in itele-ota.
My question is, is it possible for an otherwise healthy man to just gasp for breath and die just like that without being sick before and without being asthmatic or something.
A woman was saying this morning to the wife of the deceased that she should have punched his chest with her fist and do a mouth to mouth resuscitation technique but I told her to keep quiet so that the poor lady will not start blaming herself.
I've been thinking to myself if he could have been saved, this could happen to anybody, can someone in that condition be revived before being rushed to the hospital?
RIP Mr tunde osinaike (a.k.a Tempo).

Jungle justice, na police do am pass.
Serves him right.

This is so barbaric. Albinos also have rights.

Good move PMB.
Next is the ridiculous salaries of
Senators, that could also feed a whole state.
Look into that too.

If the housemaid sleeps with her legs on the wall, she be witch . You must not stay beside mirror when it's raining lest the thunder strikes you dead

The baby is definitely too innocent to know the implication of what she's doing. Somebody is molesting the baby and you need to report it ASAP