₦airaland Forum

slimmy05:
That's why the Oyibo guys dey treat them like shit. But you know naw, it's all for the hustle, you sef no go come here come dey find naija chics naw, they got nothing to offer, except the ones that has been here for several years with dual nations.

Fact my broda..Fact..

I like the Guy sha..He don am very well..He even did Introduction sef,sew traditional attires..Thumbs up dude.

Front page Material..Booked

Airforce1:
every nairalander should go run these test and post results here

So that your Album would be released asap..lol

boofydon:
NL babes ke? na oyinbo dem dey find o

Abi bro..u don see say i end am with say them too dey look for oyinbo guys..all na hustle,all na for Paali..lol

slimmy05:
Tennessee. I'm celebate for two years

Lol..Guess you forgot your "weapon of mass destruction" in naija?Abegi go find one chick jare to warm your bed..Abi u go call on those NL babes..shey make i mention names?Make i no mention names jare..them too dey look for Oyinbo Guys sef

slimmy05:
Just stepped out now.

chai..see cold,see snow..slimmy,u suppose get one chick wey go dey give you good body warm ohh..This Cold bad gann..na which state be this?Minnesota or where?

Religion and Nigerians..There is no difference at all..No not one

Mighty people above,

Please these people above should please send me PM's..I would really like to ask you some questions and know some things..Na your boy they hail you ohh..

Thanks and God bless

Even the girls wey no get boyfriends sef go dey shout..my guy is this and that..those ones wey them no see person help them fill their congo sef..nonesense tingss

FredHandsome:
So you wan bleep ur landlord daughter? Ok, welldone! I hope you don dey begin look for another house?

Bros,Na former landlord daughter..I don park comot thier house..She dey give me eye for the house before but i no look her side cos babe sef plenty for me that time..But now,I don get her time gann..Yes,I want to fuk her..So help me God

Hmmm,I wonder hes relationship with Tinubu for him to have made him the Gubernatorial Candidate of APC in Lagos state.And the next coming Governor of Lagos state..The Governor of Lagos state is just like the President of country..Am wondering the type of trust he has on him to have made him the next dude after Fashola..No be today he start ohh.However,After the Elections,My brodas and sisters you no go see am again outside ohh.All of these na to win Elections ohh..

Na so my former landlord's daughter dey tell me one day say she be Virgin..She knew i never believed her.Anyway sha,We don dey talk dating now even after i had left the house..she dey come my side soonest so i go confirm if na true even though i don know for my mind say na lie she dey lie..

babyosisi:
Georgia has worse rural areas and worse poverty

Tell them ohh,I no know wetin them dey go do for Georgia ohh..Na so a younger broda of mine,he's girlfriend left for Yankee late last year,The Guy wan kill himself..They are not engaged ohh,just normal boyfriend and girlfriend..come imagine na Georgia of all places the babe dey live..He taggs the girl in all hes FB posts,I just dey laugh..She no go beta State na Georgia she dey live..You come carry her for head think say the Babe dey come naija come marry una..sorry,Story for the gods..real story..I pity the dude..Babe sef dey there they work for palli,you dey naija dey salivate..Stupid were boy

I stopped following the case last december or so when my PC started acting up..Days back i wanted to ask babyosisi about the update about the case but just kept on forgetting..Eyahh..Too bad..May he Rest in Peace

That my uncle sef fit dey among..Nonesense Man campaigning for Buhari on hes FB page..I don tell am say,both Buhari and Jonathan are not the change we want..You want to replace a Bad Man with another Bad Man..Too Bad

Airforce1:
sweet

Enjoy your marriage mercy johnson

Noo Album coming soon?Abi na Video we go first see?lol

Adedayo516:
Saw this girl at ventura mall.. Hahhahha.. So this could get to NL

Bro,so na Ibadan u dey?Make we hook up..Me sef dey rock and represent Ibadan

tpiah99:
you saw an arm and leg and concluded she looks cute?

you must have super power vision.

America needs people like you for sure, make sure you let nl know when you receive your visa.

Lol..Of course naa,her mum is cute too..beauty plus brain,so tell me how daughter wont be too..

babyosisi:
My battery died

I am home now and just finished eating rice and stew
See as I scrape the bone sef
God will give you this desire of your heart,those of us here don't have two heads

I say a Big Amen to that.God bless you..You must be really tired..Keep up the good work

babyosisi:
Lol
I hope you can afford Mbaise bride price

Of course Ma,I can..As long as she is a good girl and well-brought up like her Mum..Abegi,are those pictures finish nii?if they are,give us another Amerika thread make we dey salivate ahead.My regards to the Family

Sile12:
God saved you, few more minutes without calling the sheriffs will lead to something that will force her to bring out the gun and

BTW, those legs looks like that of Kate Winslet in Titanic. Cute

Stop that!!!Stop looking at another Man's Wife Legs..They belongs only to Mr Osisi....

babyosisi:
Back to base


Heading home now
My daughter driving me in her student car
Ojigbijigbi

Girl you berra drive carefully or mama will take da wheel!!

Babyosisi,Your Daughter looks cute even without seeing the Face..I hope she is Single sha..Maybe i can be your In-law when i come Amerika

Having pressured INEC to postpone Nigeria’s general elections by six weeks, President Goodluck Jonathan and his inner circle of political operatives are focusing on new strategies to counter the groundswell of opposition to the incumbent president and to snatch the elections, a few high-profile sources have disclosed. One such strategy is to use huge funds put aside by Petroleum Minister Diezani Alison Madueke as well as donations from refined fuel importers and private operators of power distribution companies to buy up permanent voter cards in the states where Mr. Jonathan and the ruling PDP are most unpopular.

One of the sources stated that increasing public backlash and fear of the unknown had pushed Mr. Jonathan to accept that Nigerians are determined to have elections. Consequently, said the source, the incumbent president has abandoned original plans to scuttle elections altogether in order to form a so-called government of national unity presided over by him. “He [Jonathan] knows that there is no option now than to allow elections to hold,” said the source. He added that the president would assure Nigerians of his preparedness for election at a choreographed media parley scheduled for later today in Abuja.

Other sources revealed that Mr. Jonathan and his handlers would focus on healing rifts within the ruling party in order to present a united front that would make rigging more possible. For example, the president’s associates are expected to push to resolve the internal crises bedeviling the PDP in Adamawa and Taraba States. In addition, the president is planning to reach out to the governors of Enugu and Bayelsa to mend fences with them.

One source said the six-week postponement of elections has helped Mr. Jonathan to “soften the chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Professor Attahiru Jega.” He said the president’s team now feels confident that they can have their way with some INEC officials, including Mr. Jega, as the PDP fine tunes its rigging strategy in some key states.

One INEC source said that, despite postponing the elections to serve Mr. Jonathan’s wishes, Mr. Jega had so far received little or no cooperation from the military high command. “They [the military] are not giving Professor Attahiru Jega the necessary assurance of security support to hold the election. We think that the powers-that-be have ordered the military to withhold the support until much later,” the source said.

Meanwhile, one of our sources said operatives of the People’s Democratic Party intend to use the current lull to mop up permanent voter cards across Nigeria as part of a broad mechanism to rig the polls.

The source claimed that agents of the ruling party were sending fronts to buy unclaimed voter cards. The cards would then be handed to ghost voters expected to help rig the election. The party has publicly stated that it is now opposed to the use of card readers for the purpose of validating legitimate voter card holders

In addition, President Jonathan’s confidants were strategizing about the use of security agents to arrest, detain and intimidate major opposition figures as the elections near. One source disclosed that the arrest last week of former Governor Timipre Sylva of Bayelsa was supposed to inaugurate a wider clampdown on political opposition figures. However, the security agents were forced to jettison the plan to pick other opposition officials after SaharaReporters released an audiotape of a similar strategy used in rigging of elections in Ekiti State. The tape exposed a meeting between several PDP officials close to Mr. Jonathan, including former Minister of State for Defense, Musiliu Obanikoro, Senator Iyiola Omisore, and current Governor Ayo Fayose, and Brigadier General Aliyu Momoh. In the tape, PDP officials can be heard instructing the army officer on the arrest of APC officials and supporters.

Mr. Sylva told a correspondent last Friday that he had prepared to spend the weekend at the offices of the Department of State Services (DSS) only to be told to leave a few hours after his arrest.

Our sources said the logic behind the planned detention and intimidation of APC members was to keep the opposition party sufficiently distracted to enable Mr. Jonathan’s team to finalize a broad rigging plan.

Part of Mr. Jonathan’s strategies, to be unveiled over the coming weeks, includes the announcement of “job creation” initiatives aimed at luring back youth voters, many of whom are vehemently opposed to Mr. Jonathan’s re-election. Our source said the president’s other deft moves over the next weeks before the elections would feature a barrage of lawsuits against some opposition figures, including Muhammadu Buhari, the APC’s presidential candidate, the release of economic palliatives, and the harassment of INEC chairman Jega by government-sponsored groups. In addition, the Nigerian military would engage in a series of military operations against Boko Haram insurgents in Nigeria’s northeast to enable Mr. Jonathan to claim that the Islamist terrorist group was on the cusp of defeat.

In addition, the president and the ruling party reportedly plan to use their hefty war chest to woo a few opposition politicians to defect to the PDP. The president’s team was currently searching for a few high profile endorsements from Northern politicians, one of our sources said.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/02/11/jonathan-changes-tactics-plans-mop-permanent-voters-cards

Geez,babyosisi..I think i deserve a thumbs up for this..Na me ask her to please give us some US travel story again and i think she heeded to my plea..Thank you Ma,God bless you..We sef dey come Amerika this Year by God's grace..I promise to PM you when i land..Would love to meet you,your lovely Mr Osisi and the Family..Shey any good babe dey wey u fit help a brother with,I fit marry her na,cos my First-Lady don give me Red-Card for here..Following

Is Okey Bakassi not tired of this joke?Na how many times he wan tell am sef..I heard the Joke the first time at Gbenga Adeyinka's Laffmattaz in Ibadan,I saw him on HIPTV cracking the same Joke..Shey Joke no dey again nii?Abegii

24 year old Nigerian dancehall ariste, Patoranking flew to New York weeks back for undisclosed reasons but we can finally reveal why.
The Happy Day singer was in Queens, New York to sign a distribution deal with world’s largest reggae company VP Associated Label Group (VPAL) which is owned by VP Records.
Patoranking’s music deal is attached to Foston Music but VPAL will now be in charge of his distribution network.
VPAL is home to the biggest reggae and dancehall artistes world wide such as Sean Paul, Beenie Man, Elephant Man, Lady Saw, Mavado, Busy Signal, Shaggy, Gyptian and many others.
Congrats to him.

http://9javibes.com/gist/patoranking-signs-distribution-deal-worlds-largest-reggae-company-vpal/

Kano (Nigeria) (AFP) - Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau vowed in a new video released on Monday that the group would defeat a regional force fighting the extremists in Nigeria's far northeast, Niger and Cameroon.

"Your alliance will not achieve anything. Amass all your weapons and face us. We welcome you," he said in a 28-minute speech, one of three videos posted by the Islamists on YouTube.

Troops from Nigeria have been backed by soldiers from Chad, Cameroon and Niger in recent weeks because of increased concerns about Boko Haram's threat to regional security.

In the second of the latest videos, images of the leader of the Islamic State group, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, are shown along with archive footage and a voiceover recalling a battle between British colonial soldiers and fighters from the Sokoto Caliphate in northern Nigeria.

Shekau has namechecked al-Baghdadi before but appears to be positioning Boko Haram in a wider jihadi context by showing the Sokoto Caliphate, which was dismantled by the British in the early 20th century.

"We never rose up to fight Africa. We rose up to fight the world," he said.

"We are going to fight the world on the principle that whoever doesn't obey Allah and the Prophet to either obey or die or become a slave."

On Sunday, Boko Haram militants waged twin attacks in the town of Diffa in southeast Niger, opening a new front in its offensive after repeated attacks in Cameroon's far northern region.

The six-year uprising has become a regional crisis and on Saturday, Nigeria, Chad, Niger, Cameroon and Benin agreed to muster 8,700 troops, police and civilians to fight the group.

But Shekau dismissed the size of the force, which had previously been set at about 7,500.

"You send 7,000 troops? Why don't you send 70 million? This is small. Only 7,000? By Allah, it is small. We can seize them one-by-one. We can seize them one-by-one," he said in Arabic.

Shekau also directly threatened Chad's President Idriss Deby, whose forces have attacked Boko Haram in the northeast Nigerian towns of Gamboru and Malam Fatori in recent days.

Shekau's challenge comes after the United States said on Friday that Boko Haram could face a stronger test against more capable regional forces.

Washington estimates that Boko Haram has a core of between 4,000 and 6,000 fighters but is well-equipped after raiding Nigerian Army positions.

http://news.yahoo.com/boko-haram-leader-vows-defeat-regional-force-video-102414879.html

fada54:
Ndi Igbo in DIaspora wrote:
WE LOST HIM BECAUSE OF BUHARI
When Buhari chose our brother Dr Chuba Okadibgo
as his running mate in the then 2003 presidential
elections, Yoruba people rejected him. They did not
see the good and the change they are preaching to
us about now in Buhari, because their brother
(Obasanjo) was the president then. They did not
give Buhari the chance to bring in the change then,
instead, they killed Dr Chuba Okadibgo our own
brother, they killed him in Kano and brought back his
lifeless body for us to bury.
Now Buhari has just chosen Osibanjo a Yoruba man
as his running mate, they have come to convince us
with their brooms.
Now after using us as their sacrificial lambs some of
my Igbo brothers and sisters are chanting 'CHANGE'
and singing praises to them. I can't do no such
thing. Never!

What the Hell is this one saying?It's not good to be a slow-poke and an Idiot..SMH for you..Too bad