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TV/MoviesRe: Top 15 Sexiest Female Nigerian Television Personalities (Photos) by mattkelly: 6:05pm On Jan 23, 2015
I am not a Fan of MOET,But i only have one wish for her,I want to Bleep her..She is damm too sexy.And i mean Sexy..Only if my wish would be granted..I would suck her for hours on end..I swear
CelebritiesRe: Singer Asa Shows Off Her Thighs For The First Time! by mattkelly: 9:26pm On Jan 22, 2015
Abeg,Who dey Bleep this Girl?
FamilyRe: Common Problems Nigerians Living Abroad Face From Relatives by mattkelly: 3:26pm On Jan 22, 2015
egariyi:
Well said. I think its more of a habit for some people to always beg. Some of these people may have made so much than you but will not save for the rainy day. At the slightest pressure, they result to begging and if you say you dont have, you are termed 'wicked' and 'stingy'. I have a friend that begged me money to add up to buy a plot whom I turned down due to a recent major expenditures at that time, she termed me 'wicked friend' and stopped calling. She said that of all her rich friends, am the only one that refused to help her even though shes been helped before. cry see me see gbege ooo
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Yes ohh..You nailed the nail on the head..Yes on the head
FamilyRe: Common Problems Nigerians Living Abroad Face From Relatives by mattkelly: 1:37pm On Jan 22, 2015
Hmmmm..This isnt for Nigerians living abroad alone..Even here in Naija when you have small money,everybody brings their Bills and wahala to you..Your House would become a mecca of sorts..I had to leave my former apartment where i still had about 7months rent to another apartment cos i lost my privacy..Those that where never your friends before now became your friend..It's a Nigerian thing my people..When they see a little success,they start bringing their bills and everything for your to solve..It's a Pity my people..It's a Shame on our part
FamilyRe: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by mattkelly: 8:19pm On Jan 06, 2015
Lol...Do you all know what causes it?It's cause the woman does something which is over-feeding the Guy..Women have this Gift of being stars when it comes to feeding or taking care of the Man..I once lived in a house where i was surrounded by women,Geez,I was over-fed..I wont get into the kitchen for months..I had ladies around me that fed me like craze..I was more of less living like a Married Man and put on weight massively...Na so he be
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by mattkelly: 5:11pm On Jan 05, 2015
Donkaz:
This news smells fishy and 'frogy' at the same time

1.So the man just stood there watching the woman bend down and cut off his thing? Abi na Mouth Action hin dey expect

2.Was the man naked? Cos I wonder how she was able to spit out the man's p.enis. Abi she bite plus the trouser comot?

in short op where is your source?
Good analysis,Perfect one..People just believe anything sha..Just like i was arguing with some friends today about skales where he claim skales was signed for 200million naira..sign koo,sign nii
Christianity EtcRe: What Right Does A Pastor Have Disgracing Someone Openly During Service? by mattkelly: 11:08am On Dec 28, 2014
The Pastor is an Ass-hole and a Murdafucker..Imagine the embarrasement
Christianity EtcRe: Vision Of Heaven And Hell: Few Questions that need answers. by mattkelly: 11:03am On Dec 28, 2014
Ghen Ghen..Oya make them answer the question ohhh..Them no fit jare cos na Jamb question..confusedreligiouspeople
Christianity EtcRe: Dangers In Lying About The "Will Of God" by mattkelly: 10:59am On Dec 28, 2014
Religious people would keep on confusing themselves..Marry the person you both understand each other and you are good to go..Na so one pastor would be telling some people not to marry somebody and they would not marry the person cos na my pastor talk am..Abegi,Make i dey watch CNN dey go jare..
CultureRe: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by mattkelly: 8:20pm On Dec 26, 2014
Why would you use "IT" for your Grandfathers?Dont you know a masquerade is one of your dead relatives?OP,Dont ever do that in your life again..Okay?
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by mattkelly: 8:16pm On Dec 26, 2014
reekadohbanks:
And before you children start asking if I am the Reekado banks of MAVIN, I am not!. He's one ugly MF, but the name is kinda catchy. thats all
Lol..This got me laughing...Cant stop laughing
CelebritiesRe: Adorable New Photos Of Patoranking & His Mini-me In Bed by mattkelly: 12:02pm On Dec 26, 2014
The effect of having unprotected Sex..The Boy is cute though..Whayasay!!
CelebritiesRe: Young Love: 23-year-old Super Eagle Star Gbolahan Weds Heartthrob Lolade..photos by mattkelly: 6:24am On Dec 25, 2014
The bride is beautiful..Natural beauty at it's peak..But common,Most Yoruba ladies aint so pretty like this,Am Yoruba and i know what am saying,And yet na yanga them go dey do all about..HML to the couple jare
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Reacts To Reports Claiming He Slept With A ‘Groupie’ by mattkelly: 7:30am On Dec 22, 2014
Second to comment..Getting there little by little..One step at a time
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by mattkelly: 8:50pm On Dec 11, 2014
Femicrux:
JakeHarris, i just sent you a pm. Are u located in the US? My institution just scanned me my I-20. Can you help me with the SEVIS fee payment today? Waiting to hear from you.
Bros,Abeg which school be that?Thanks
RomanceRe: How To Identify A Good Wife Material by mattkelly: 6:19pm On Dec 05, 2014
toy1980:
My brother your funmilayo has the worst of it all. NAGGING!!!!! and TRANSFER OF AGGRESSION!!!!!!!!.
Exactly bro..Thats what am still to change about her..If she does not change,I'll do away with her..I don tell her times without number
RomanceRe: How To Identify A Good Wife Material by mattkelly: 5:20pm On Dec 05, 2014
My very own Funmilola has all these Qualities and more..The only problem i have with her is that she Naggs at times and transfers aggression..when she does,You will be frustrated,but apart from that she an epitome of a Good and well-brought up girl..I can only hope and pray she changes for the better..Trying my best for her though
HealthRe: Are Nigerians Who Reject Free Condoms Hypocrites? by mattkelly: 10:40pm On Dec 03, 2014
Seun:
Everytime I visit the supermarket, I walk by the condoms on display. I would like to buy a pack but most of the cashiers are ladies, so I can't.
Now i see why our oga seun does not want to come out in the Public for everybody to see him..He is Damm Shy..really shy..

Now i get questions for you..Bros,shey una get girlfriend sha?Shey una dey sleep with woman sha?Abi how una take dey protect unaself?Abi na raw una dey do?Abi una just dey soappy nii?

Oya Confess now...
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by mattkelly: 5:04am On Dec 01, 2014
imperiouxx:
Only Lagos or Abuja.

Don't choose anywhere else.
And another one sef dey Ilorin and Ibadan..lol
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's fashion statement At Channel O Awards. (Pictures) by mattkelly: 5:04am On Dec 01, 2014
Hissssssssss...She is pushing it too far..A mistake these Celebs make is that,You dont need to dress provocatively before you are Loved..I love tiwa savage,but she does not need all these..Chidinma is a good example of a celeb that dresses well,keeps her low cut and she still maintains her beauty,ask me the name of a celeb i would like to marry and chidinma comes to mind asap..I dont think Beyonce even dresses this way..Does she?;Tiwa is going the way of cynthia Morgan i swear
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Dora Akunyili's Daughter, Njideka Akunyili Wins International Award. by mattkelly: 10:51pm On Nov 27, 2014
Soloter:
Why must you bring in the presidency in this issue? I staunchly oppose his policies not his person on this forum and else where but i see it unbecoming for you to castigate him here. It is needless.
Abi ohh..Wonder the type of stupid people that even liked he's comment..It's so funny that Nigerians that blame the Government are even worst than those in Government..What a Pity..What a Shame..Despite the Fact that i do not like Mr president's style of Leadership,this thread has totally nothing to do with him,even going as far as abusing him..Too Bad..Common Lets celebrate the achievements of the Daughter of an Amazon for once..
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by mattkelly: 5:17pm On Nov 24, 2014
Idazbawz:
Yea, I've been trying to pass this information.... Thanks for testifying.... BTW, which state are you?
State kee?Na Naija i dey ohh..But i have American clients i dey with..Hoping to enter yankee next year sha..God willing

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