Mattkelly's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Mattkelly's Profile › Mattkelly's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 (of 12 pages)
I am not a Fan of MOET,But i only have one wish for her,I want to Bleep her..She is damm too sexy.And i mean Sexy..Only if my wish would be granted..I would suck her for hours on end..I swear |
Abeg,Who dey Bleep this Girl? |
egariyi:.. Yes ohh..You nailed the nail on the head..Yes on the head |
Hmmmm..This isnt for Nigerians living abroad alone..Even here in Naija when you have small money,everybody brings their Bills and wahala to you..Your House would become a mecca of sorts..I had to leave my former apartment where i still had about 7months rent to another apartment cos i lost my privacy..Those that where never your friends before now became your friend..It's a Nigerian thing my people..When they see a little success,they start bringing their bills and everything for your to solve..It's a Pity my people..It's a Shame on our part |
Lol...Do you all know what causes it?It's cause the woman does something which is over-feeding the Guy..Women have this Gift of being stars when it comes to feeding or taking care of the Man..I once lived in a house where i was surrounded by women,Geez,I was over-fed..I wont get into the kitchen for months..I had ladies around me that fed me like craze..I was more of less living like a Married Man and put on weight massively...Na so he be |
Donkaz:Good analysis,Perfect one..People just believe anything sha..Just like i was arguing with some friends today about skales where he claim skales was signed for 200million naira..sign koo,sign nii |
The Pastor is an Ass-hole and a Murdafucker..Imagine the embarrasement |
Ghen Ghen..Oya make them answer the question ohhh..Them no fit jare cos na Jamb question..confusedreligiouspeople |
Religious people would keep on confusing themselves..Marry the person you both understand each other and you are good to go..Na so one pastor would be telling some people not to marry somebody and they would not marry the person cos na my pastor talk am..Abegi,Make i dey watch CNN dey go jare.. |
Why would you use "IT" for your Grandfathers?Dont you know a masquerade is one of your dead relatives?OP,Dont ever do that in your life again..Okay? |
reekadohbanks:Lol..This got me laughing...Cant stop laughing |
The effect of having unprotected Sex..The Boy is cute though..Whayasay!! |
The bride is beautiful..Natural beauty at it's peak..But common,Most Yoruba ladies aint so pretty like this,Am Yoruba and i know what am saying,And yet na yanga them go dey do all about..HML to the couple jare |
Second to comment..Getting there little by little..One step at a time |
Femicrux:Bros,Abeg which school be that?Thanks |
toy1980:Exactly bro..Thats what am still to change about her..If she does not change,I'll do away with her..I don tell her times without number |
My very own Funmilola has all these Qualities and more..The only problem i have with her is that she Naggs at times and transfers aggression..when she does,You will be frustrated,but apart from that she an epitome of a Good and well-brought up girl..I can only hope and pray she changes for the better..Trying my best for her though |
Seun:Now i see why our oga seun does not want to come out in the Public for everybody to see him..He is Damm Shy..really shy.. Now i get questions for you..Bros,shey una get girlfriend sha?Shey una dey sleep with woman sha?Abi how una take dey protect unaself?Abi na raw una dey do?Abi una just dey soappy nii? Oya Confess now... |
imperiouxx:And another one sef dey Ilorin and Ibadan..lol |
Hissssssssss...She is pushing it too far..A mistake these Celebs make is that,You dont need to dress provocatively before you are Loved..I love tiwa savage,but she does not need all these..Chidinma is a good example of a celeb that dresses well,keeps her low cut and she still maintains her beauty,ask me the name of a celeb i would like to marry and chidinma comes to mind asap..I dont think Beyonce even dresses this way..Does she?;Tiwa is going the way of cynthia Morgan i swear |
Soloter:Abi ohh..Wonder the type of stupid people that even liked he's comment..It's so funny that Nigerians that blame the Government are even worst than those in Government..What a Pity..What a Shame..Despite the Fact that i do not like Mr president's style of Leadership,this thread has totally nothing to do with him,even going as far as abusing him..Too Bad..Common Lets celebrate the achievements of the Daughter of an Amazon for once.. |
Idazbawz:State kee?Na Naija i dey ohh..But i have American clients i dey with..Hoping to enter yankee next year sha..God willing |