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Family / Re: What Is The Right Age For A Child To Start School? by maureeno(m): 2:15pm On Jan 08, 2014
My daughter started PG 1 @ 1year.Śĥë is 3yrs now and in Nur 1,u wont even knw she is 3.it depends on you.ur kid can skip PG and start Nursery by 3yrs
Family / Re: Is It Okay For A Couple To Watch Pornography by maureeno(m): 5:55am On Jan 08, 2014
kulyie: is that a question you are expecting me to answer lipsrsealed
dats why there's sometin called CHOICE

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Family / Re: Is It Okay For A Couple To Watch Pornography by maureeno(m): 5:53am On Jan 08, 2014
kulyie: I hope so.and I hope you are not deceiving yourself either
wot will i gain in deceit
Family / Re: Is It Okay For A Couple To Watch Pornography by maureeno(m): 6:58am On Jan 07, 2014
uboma:

If your hubby is addicted to watching porn movies, then there is serious problem lurking in your marriage. With time he will wanna try out exactly what he views on the porn movies with you and if you are not good enough (that is, if you don't act out the exact plays as depicted in the porn movies) chances are high that he'll start keeping extra-marital affairs.

But if your hubby isn't addicted to it but views it once in a while with you by his side, it could be a source of educating tool for spicing up your love life.

So watch it because too much of anything can be detrimental... All the best
thanks Ƅŭţ anyway,he is nt addicted to it
Family / Re: Is It Okay For A Couple To Watch Pornography by maureeno(m): 6:55am On Jan 07, 2014
kulyie: As long as you are comfortable with him sticking his preek into your anus and afta all the releasing,putting into your mouth again
are u talkin frm experience?
Family / Re: Is It Okay For A Couple To Watch Pornography by maureeno(m): 10:59pm On Jan 06, 2014
uboma: ^^^ if its out of a mutual consent by the couple, then why not?
really,my hubby likes watchin and invites me to watch also but i feel so uncomfortable while watchin
Family / Is It Okay For A Couple To Watch Pornography by maureeno(m): 10:53pm On Jan 06, 2014
Jst thinking aloud*
Family / Re: Girls night out discussions by maureeno(m): 9:47pm On Jan 06, 2014
dayokanu:

Change your diapers na
 dont av an extra diaper
Family / Re: Girls night out discussions by maureeno(m): 9:11pm On Jan 06, 2014
See something.im wet already and hubby is on call

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Family / Re: Banker Who "Sliced" Husband’s joystick & Husband Reconcile[photos] by maureeno(m): 5:06pm On Jan 06, 2014
Hmmmmmm.the woman shuld alwaz sleep with one of her eyes open cos the man may decide to cut off her breasts and vagina grin grin

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Family / Re: Wives: Do You Feel Comfortable Initiating Sex In Your Marriage? by maureeno(m): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2014
@ OP U̶̲̥̅̊ can initiate sex with style,either by caressing or kissin him,touchin his dick.ĥȇ'll understand u want ɪ̣̝̇τ̣̣.i do då̝̅† weneva i want it .no dulling grin provided u are legally married
Forum Games / Re: Let Us Set World Record For Counting 1-100,000,000,000 by maureeno(m): 10:59am On Jan 02, 2014
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Forum Games / Re: Let Us Set World Record For Counting 1-100,000,000,000 by maureeno(m): 10:55am On Jan 02, 2014
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Jokes Etc / Re: Feeling Proud by maureeno(m): 11:15am On Dec 19, 2013
bhaliz44: dry jokes shaangry
A gun wasn't placed on ur head to comment.mtcheew
Jokes Etc / Feeling Proud by maureeno(m): 6:36am On Dec 19, 2013
A Nigerian, an American and a German boarded a plane.As the plane was flying over the sea,satan came out and said to them " I want you to drop something into the sea.If I find it you die but if I don't you live"The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw it into the sea,satan dived into the sea and came up with the button "see"he said and killed the American. The German threw a pin into the sea,satan dived and came out with the pin "see" he said and killed the German. The Nigerian brought out a pure water sachet,open it and poured the content into the sea holding back the sachet.He said to satan, "oya begin find water inside water....Idiot".....Proud to be a Nigerian jare.....Even the devil dey bow for us
Fashion / Re: Pela Tonye - Delta-Born Beautician Before And After Pictures by maureeno(m): 6:32am On Dec 18, 2013
Skin cancer is real oh wink
Nairaland / General / Gov Amaechi Is An Expectant Father by maureeno(m): 8:50pm On Dec 17, 2013
[color=#000099][/color]BREAKING NEWS
Gov Amaechi Expecting A Baby From Soyinka's Daughter.

**Prof Soyinka's Daughter moves finally to Port Harcourt.

Some weeks ago, Jagajaga reported that he is Investigating a certain South South governor after he was tipped off by his sources about some extra marital affairs going on in the governor's household.
Jagajaga can now tell you that the governor of Rivers state, Chibuike Amaechi is expecting a baby .
The expectant mother is the daughter of Professor Wole Soyinka who has been living in the Government House for sometime now.

Amaechi was reported nursing the intention of taking Soyinka's daughter as his second, at the height of the domestic problem with his wife Judith.
Mrs Judith Amaechi ran overseas to avoid his abusive husband and that may have been the opening for Soyinka's daughter to have a firm grip on the Rivers state governor.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2014 Aspirants by maureeno(m): 9:09pm On Dec 13, 2013
poundsmaker: Most people claim to be so but at least such person will have an insider. The fact is that if you're on merit or thru godfather it's by God's doing.
there was no insider @ all.i got the form for him myself online,ĥȇ went for the exams and then ĥȇ was shortlisted.we didn't believe it,i had to double-check.ђƺΩ̴̸̨̩̩̩̥ he even came back after the exams,he lost hope cos of what he heard @ the exam venue(pple were callin top rankin military officers)but God did it

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2014 Aspirants by maureeno(m): 8:23pm On Dec 13, 2013
lastmessenger: Not to discourage any one but those that gets the military officer jobs achieve that by strong connection.but if anyone knows anybody who have got into airforce by merit,please correct me
i strongly disagree with everything.i know someone who got into the navy by merit
Romance / Re: I Dreamt That I Found My Wife On Nairaland by maureeno(m): 6:35pm On Dec 12, 2013
Have u taken ur drugs cheesy
Romance / Re: Did I Beg You To Marry Me? by maureeno(m): 8:57am On Dec 12, 2013
Stop cookin and watch if in 2weeks anoda lady who likes cookin won't take over. grin if u are truthful to urself,u can alwaz cook n store in d freezer for microwavin weneva u Aя̲̅Ε̲̣̣̣̥ both hungry.I cook in bulk and store cos i dont lικǝ cookin everyday.Or u shud av come as a man instead cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye With His Fiancee And Son: What A Family! You Need To See This Pic by maureeno(m): 8:27am On Dec 12, 2013
Don't mind all these blog pple jor

Family / Re: Can A Fiancee Beater Change In A Marriage? by maureeno(m): 6:42pm On Dec 11, 2013
Hmmm.very obvious.A man då̝̅† beats up his fiancee,why won't he beat her up after payin her bride price.Ƅŭţ dere's nothin prayer can't do.if she goes ahead with the weddin,she shud be prepared to amend her ways so as not to offend the guy to warrant beating,then add prayers.he will even beat the pregnancy out

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Romance / Re: I Want To Get Married Soon But No Wife Material Out There,what Should I Do by maureeno(m): 1:36pm On Dec 11, 2013
fijiano202: maureeno is not like that joor, Even bible says seek and you shall find,am still seeking ooo
see ur face like still seeking.
Forum Games / Re: Let Us Set World Record For Counting 1-100,000,000,000 by maureeno(m): 11:05am On Dec 11, 2013
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Romance / Re: I Want To Get Married Soon But No Wife Material Out There,what Should I Do by maureeno(m): 8:06pm On Dec 10, 2013
After tryin diff colours,shapes and sizes in diff places u are sayin wife material.not only wife material,it is wife aso-oke
Romance / Re: Can I Sleep On The Same Bed With My Wife's Sister? by maureeno(m): 7:54pm On Dec 10, 2013
Pls let her sleep in the sitting room while u sleep in the bedroom.why are u askin if u are not tinkin odawise?
Romance / Re: He Doesnt Brush His Teeth In The Evening by maureeno(m): 4:10pm On Dec 10, 2013
Tell him politely,dats why he is your husband.
Health / Re: Talk About Labour; cs & delivery Experience by maureeno(m): 8:17am On Dec 09, 2013
Thefixer007:
Share ur experience if u don't mind so dat 1st time mothers cud learn cos not evrythng we read on d net is true.Like what they said abt 1st timers been in labour for 48hrs.I was in labour for just 5-6hrs as a 1st timer wit d help of God though.
i laboured for 3days without improvement so had to get a Caeserean section done.it was tough with labor pains truout the 3days and my cute girl wasn't big(3.1kg).didn't wait for labor to commence for the 2nd so i had an elective Ceaserean section(booked C/S)and a handsome boy to show for it

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Health / Re: Why The Fear Of Caesarean Section By Nigerian Women? by maureeno(m): 5:57am On Dec 09, 2013
shark2last:

Does that make you an Ogbanje since u delivered through CS twice. Abi why did you resort to CS?
help ♍ƺ ask her
Health / Re: Why The Fear Of Caesarean Section By Nigerian Women? by maureeno(m): 8:02pm On Dec 07, 2013
I have had 2 Caeserean section done and its no big deal-thanks to God.Sometimes a Caeserean is necessary to kip mother and baby alive.the only problem is the after pain smileyPeople didn't even know i had a Ceaserean durin the namin ceremony(7 days after)

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