Happy Birthday Honorable

Beebah2000:
really?

Yeah, aren't you?

The most irritating of all they use is the eye lashes. Especially when they start to blink faster than normal

NOETHNICITY:
They can smell with all those artificial things
If you know how they disgust me

This is the reason I hardly get to see a girl this days
I'm sticking with the one I have currently, very natural sweet girl

DMerciful:
They want to look more beautiful than they actually are

And they eventually end up looking worse

Haykinx98:


How many years do Army and Navy usually use?
Is NDA a joke to you?

NDA is academy and you undergo full training and that's different from basic training regular recruit undergo. Basic training for Navy is 6 months. Customs is paramilitary and doesn't need up to that for their junior officers.

On a scale of 10.
I give you -5

Ladies will always create problem that is not there and cry for solution.
God gave you nails, you remove it, you add the nails of vulture.
God gave you eye lid, you remove it, you use 2B pencil to draw your own.
God gave you eye brow, you remove it, you use gum that can blind your eyes to add longer one.
God gave you beautiful natural hair, you.... Let me just stop here.
Ladies have problem oo

Hmm

Ok

NACE13:
Has anybody reported to camp or are they all waiting till new year or nobody wants to cut grass?

You guys should just go and help the IA3 clean their training school.

Haykinx98:

How's 6 month training too much for a job of life and death

Life and death? Then Army and Navy recruits should go for 1 year training.

6 months training for Junior officers is too long. What kind of training does custom wants to give them for that long period? Anyway, they have the resources. But 6 months is just a waste of time.

ibechris:



Do not forget to set aside some good amount of money for an emergency even if u work in a govt office.

Thanks for the piece of advice. Saving is one habit I want to develop next year. May God help me

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God bless you thanks

God blessed me with a good job. That's the greatest win I had this year. It will help me achieve almost all the goals I have set for next year.
I'm thankful

Dukio:


For this life, no put your 100% hope on human being.

Na who fall in love naim dey get heartbreak

Pls I need a blank copy of this.

You wrote 15 paragraphs of nonsense. I'm ashamed on your behalf

NwaAmaikpe:




I don't know which is easier to spot; a cum soaked panty, a person with a body odour or a child who has been brought up by an evil mom not to see any good in their father.

The fact that the first paragraph of your woe tale defends your mom and aims to minimize her influence on you betrays her.

I have seen plenty of your kind, fortunately for me, some of these scums are in my family, so that affords me the privilege of sniffing out the influence of long-time, manipulations momipulations once they start to complain.

The truth is,
No father is totally good, neither is there any who is totally bad. Some dads are write-offs no doubt, but it only takes a write-off of a child to write to the world of their own dad as a write-off even when pointers tell otherwise.

Some of our moms are horrible cooks, but how many times do we tell our friends that our mom's cooking was the reason most of us spent our growing years in hospitals?

It's one thing to have a brain and another to have a discerning brain.

From what I deduce,
Your dad is apparently an upright man, who would not side evil irrespective of who commits it so it's strange to your mom that he'd take sides with strangers rather than support the wrongs of his kids.

I also see you expect your dad to pick fights with people because your quarrelsome mom isn't cool with them. That's whack, infantile and shows how much you think like your mom.

The fact that he appreciates very little gifts from strangers shows he is appreciative too.

In my early twenties, I wasn't living in the family house playing referee while my parents fought, I already had a good job, a decent car and getting my preek wet most of the time in preparation for marriage.
So I relate to your dad's disappointment.

It is only unfortunate that his kids are not living up to his expectations and he is reminded of this each time he sees other kids who are and ends up voicing out his unfulfillment.

That's one of his flaws but the fact that you are alive is a testament that he was good enough to ejaculate into your mom's hollow chamber rather than allow her die childless.

I have now come to learn that the worst thing that can happen to a man is not to have a wife who spreads her legs for any Thumb, Preek and Harry but the worst thing that can happen to a man is to have a wife who spreads his flaws to not just any Tom, Dick and Harry but also to his kids.

But if you've concluded that your father is as useless as your mom has made you believe he is. Help her become a widow so you can marry her and make her taste what true love is or you can continue to hate him with every blood in your vein; but that won't stop him from being your father. Would it?

Till then, wait till you become a father with bunch of useless kids who have been completely turned against you by their troublesome mom and let's see if you won't make your dad look like a learner at cursing.

Mkpi Awada.

Ok

I'm sure she is sex starved

Gofwane:
I've always thought about that girl to be a Psycho. She'll definitely enjoy being chocked while receiving it in the axx.

Ok

Beebah2000:
Yes, I have.

I trust you...

Amotolongbo:
But what is this in the sculpture for goodness sake?

India and overdo!

Your excessive love for dicks will spoil your vj one day

Ok

Chevronstaff:
Power of Makeup!!!
The way makeup helps women to look younger than their age ehnnn..

The moment she removes that heavy make up, you will know her real age..

Men dey try sha.. Nothing like make up for us but yet, we dey always look fresh..

U don't know this woman. She is fresh and beautiful without the make up

Whether she is Toyin Tomato or Toyin Onion, she is beautiful even without the make up. Happy birthday to her.

No

Beebah2000:
Ahhh! Wetin dey happen na?
I just dey see different thread about virgins.
I no understand again ooo.
Abi, today na Virgins day?
Na only me dey notice am?

U aren't replying your messages

Maybe you are not invited

Marriage is a good thing when you are married to someone who genuinely loves you.

Ok

Harddiskng:


Lool I have already accepted that I am daft, say another one

I don’t work for a loan company. I am a Nigerian like you seeing what is going on. I have borrowed someone less than 30k for over 2years now. This person desperately needed this loan at that moment.

I kept asking for my money, up till when things got better for ‘em. This person has celebrated birthdays, bought new clothes, sew new clothes, painted his house, wedded etc. Till now hin no gree pay less than 30k wey hin borrow for over 2 years now.

If that is not wickedness, what is it. Is it because I decided not to embarrass him like these loan companies.

If it was a loan company he took the loan from, the embarrassment he gets is well deserved. Every right thinking person knows that when there are in a bad financial situation, taking a loan without any means of repayment is an equivalent of digging your own grave.

Still you intentionally took these loans, when your creditors comes calling what do you expect? “Well-done” and a pat on your back?

Now I get you. Sorry for the insult please.

Hi hi

Harddiskng:


I accept that I’m daft, You that is not daft. Did he tell you why he took the loan?

I can never be in a position like him, it is not even about confidence in myself; i have a higher reason never to be in such a position. I have passed through to real tough times I never ended in such a position. Right now it is already too late for me to be in such position.



Is it not your responsibility to ensure you pay your debt. The debt repayment culture of Nigerians is getting so poor thats is why you can’t borrow from the fellows around you.

The fellows you have around you won’t give you money, the organizations that have positioned themselves to meet your needs, you want to run them out of business by not paying up as at when due. Then you would say it is not wickedness.

Nigerians would be contemplating to pay their debt like they are doing their creditors a favor.

With this article, it is obvious you work for one of those companies because your judgement is one sided. People borrow, fine, there is no big deal in borrowing to meet your need. But it is bad when you borrow without the intention of paying back what you borrow or refusing to pay your debt. I don't even need to keep explaining anything to you because you have accepted the fact that you are daft.