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I bet you find watching 2 lesbians make out appealing. . . I know i do!

In that case just call her an ass licking uncle f**ker!

It means someone who rapes donkeys and eat sh*t.

Just call him a donkey rapping sh*t eater!

Huh? Generalize? Dude you were just going on about having sex listening to black metal and Rhoda kept telling you she had no idea what black metal was but you insisted it was fun and that went on and on to page 2 and thats what i was reffering to as retarded gist.

Win 32 is a system fold which is irrelivant at this case coz the joke was pointing out the storage capabilities of hard drives and not the way computers work. So if you delete you system 32 folder your info saved in that hard drive is still very much safe all you have to do is slave it in another PC and copy your files off. I partitioned my hard drive and left one partition for my OS and the other for my files if the OS crashes at any time i'm rest assured my files are still safe. This is supposed to be a joke but now i've turned it to a geeky conversation.

I'm not talking about cradle of filth being retarded, i'm reffering to the way the thread goes.

Its the quantity that varies.

Sniff sniff** you smell that?

Sorry to say but this thread sounds retarded. Dude i listen to more subtle rock called soft rock, also like alternative rock, listen to black/heavey/death metal once in a long while only when i want to get the urge ti kill when a client pisses me off!

whitelexi:
Cant be bothered about getting married

High five bro!

I dislike you lot, you'all kiss too much a** your mouths should be smelling like s**t!

OMG he has very beatiful typed writing! Girls come on! don't you feel the attraction alredy?

Erm alot of those stuff are inaccurate. Hard drives don't store info forever coz will be a time it develops bad sectors and you loose some stored info. Windows operating system has flaws so does other OS's and if it can't do anything right how come you can't live without it? i can't be arsed to point out the rest.

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Not that funny.

Free:
Yea this was almost funny

Now that was funny!

Hey dudes and dudettes, 3d animation is something that requires total dedication and lots of hard work. New methods are being discovered daily to make this par of the media industry very volatile in the sense that you always have to update your knowledge of it. Gone are the ages where you can get called up by Pixar of disney just by seeing your short, if at all they do it has to be hollywood standard coz the competition is quite high. Nigeria is still new to 3d animation in a way but that doesn't mean its a fast money spinner coz the mentality the people who have the money to sponsor such projects have are terrible. 3d animation takes time and skill but they want you to shove it out in thesame timeframe they shove out nigerian home videos. Incase you think i'm all talk here's my online portfolio http://maxflame.cgsociety.org/gallery/ which is just average compared to the works you'll see by other members of the forum here www.cgsociety.org Good luck.

pojutime:
microsoft paint

I was happy.

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.

So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door, I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Here is a better result. Inspired by the pretty face of Lizzy. Thanks Lizzy for being a good model.

Dudes you're all using cracked version of photoshop! Mega whatever cd is a compilation of cracked softwares and you've all been patronizing software pirates. The real price of the latest Adobe photoshop 9 is US$649.00

http://store.adobe.com/store/products/master.jhtml;storesessionid=JCFCYG4N4ILZNQFI0IKBT44AVDJBKIV2?id=catPhotoshop&ref=Secondary

I'm not in support of what she does i'm simply saying from the way the post was started it made it seem like she actually typed that she had sex with her dad while she did. With people turning gay and stuff its a total waste to time for you to scream about it without taking action and thats what i am complaining about.

Coz we weren't built that way.

bettyboop:
The diary has one aim and that is gratuitous incest, pedophilia. The Best way i can describe this is , you know when they show some programmes or films on telly and it has an under tone of something more extreme,e.g the film crash, well thats how i can describe it if it makes sense. Some people are saying they never had sex, but read between the lines, believe me i tried so hard to find something Innocent about it but fund nothing. I see it for what it is, gratuitous incest and pedophilia.

Here i guess you meant the dairy has a subliminal message urging gratuitous incest right? I saw it as some written message from someone who has time and craving attention so the decision is totally up to you if you choose to abuse yourself with it. My point is there are loads of stuff worse that this out there and you choose to make so much fuss outta this when you could have simply ignored the post or report it an containing abusing content but you choose to state the obvious of the dairy being influential and now insulting me. Thanks for that.

PS my name is maxflame not maxfactor. Brightest of the bunch you say?

Wow! whats up with you? There are loads of porn site which are worse than that, you might want to ralley up people and put a stop to all these immorality the media is spreading. When you're done and have found out it can't be stopped then you'll listen to peoples warnings and stay away from such links.

Coz its an open source linux freeeware which has a windows version not really common.

Mos def! and i'm actually online

Tpbm should be thinking why haven't whe got our pm's fixed!

No i didn't.

Erm did you ever think it was all fake?

Correct!

Tpbm is gonna get it!https://www.curevents.com/vb/images/smilies/stirthepot.gif