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God help some people.

happy birthday picy!

advice her to go on sex strike

I don't bash people here, so this post is not ment for me

make I book space

FemaleSextapes:
She's Addicted to My F.ucking. I Want to Stop, But She Refused. Help!

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For lazy readers; please navigate to a p.orn site where you can watch an hour video without getting bored!
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Xup my fellow Nairalanders?

I'm in trouble. Please no harsh replies, but you may go ahead if it's part of your destiny! #NoLoveLost.

This crazy story has a lot of branches, but I won't delve into everything. I have written a book/movie about it already.

I'll probably delete this writeup, because the person(s) involved come(s) online every f.ucking day.

Some years ago when I was in school I sucked with women! When I see a girl I like I feel nervous and shaky.

My friend convinced a girl I was admiring for me. I felt bad because I couldn't do it myself. You know some guys always brag of the little things they do for others.

Parts missing

Luckily, my Chinese and Mongolian roommates were not in the room when she came; though, my Naija bunk mate was around — the guy who did the wooing. He was at the top bunk pretending to be asleep. Correct guy!

Note: I never knew much about women (then at age 18) and I was nervous again. I was so f.ucking in my head and she was so f.ucking h.orny.

She lied on my bed while I was acting all macho and strong as if I know my way around the womanliness.

- Parts missing

I mounted her and we started smooching. It only took me 69 seconds to c.um on my trousers. I couldn't hold back. I wanted to run to the shower to clean up, but she held like a found and had already seen the c.um on my pants. Damn! This is an international humiliation! She got mad and left.

I felt like I have betrayed and disgraced the entire black race, because most of them (whitties) think all black men are good in bed.

Omo! instead of dis girl to commot go clean up she tell all her friends including some fine oyibo girls wey I dey eye for our hostel cuz it's a mixed hostel.

After that day even a German girl who was teaching me how to use a rollerblade and skateboard stopped teaching me. She never gave me attention again, and I was wondering why!

With anger and humiliation I abandoned my programming project that was supposed to be submitted in weeks to come and went online to look for solutions to my premature ejaculation problem.

I made myself a promise to graduate with any grade but be the best lover any woman will ever have in her life.

Lesson: Until you get hurt or burnt you can never take things seriously. Pains bring success.

After 6 months of surfing the net (for information), buying and practicing how to please a woman and last as LONG as you like in bed.

- Part missing

Finally, I got to a point where girls could notice it just by the way I carry myself with confidence, calmness and with a laid back attitude. My strong eye contact and smiles with a pinch of naughty humor is a killer recipe. Everything started to work without even trying.

So, I used the combo to deal with all the girls that rejected me and many more from different countries.

Omo! I don land o!
Back to Naija after my studies I still carried on my new attitude and it was working on Naija babes.

To succeed in anything you must have something tangible or a weapon to hold onto.

My weapon is my MINDSET.

After acquiring my skills I always have the mindset that every girl wants to f.uck me and they want me badly. Even if this is just an imagination it works. I don't woo women I just look at them and they see it in my eyes. Before you know it I'm giving her the experience she has never had.

Listen kids! For those of you that'll think I'm hyping myself think again.

This is now my natural self — filled with self belief. Believe in yourself in anything you do, and watch the rest fall in place without trying.

Here is the Main Story Now.
My apologies to the lazy readers!

Make I yan dis one for our gorgeous pidgin wey my bae across the continent loves so much. She said pidgin is sexy!

The place I'm staying at moment while typing this story is owned by a rich NNPC man.

The daughter just returned from abroad waiting for her Youth Service this year. When she came back she got this huge ego like Beyoncé or whatever you guys call it.

(I was like that sha when I came back too, but now I dey even play with ants and lizard. We're all humans no need to feel too big!)

... I ignored her as usual. After some months she started opening up cuz I gave her my usual body language voodoo like Buhari she con soji to my government — not Tompolo's government o!

She gave her niece her Blackberry Passport so I may type my digit and I obliged.

She sms'ed me immediately and asked me what I was up to and I told her I'll be traveling to Imo state (the next day) for a job interview; she messaged me and was all caring and sh!t and said, "she can't wait to hold my arms when I return." Omo see wahala o!

"U no get arms wey u go hold? Na my own you wan hold? When that one start?" I was saying to myself.

Mind u, this girl set die. She got the ass, the face, the boobs, and brain. To me it seems she has dated Patoranking cuz I saw lots of pictures of both of them on her phone while on plane and in a concert. Though, she denied the allegation and said, "they're just ordinary friends."
(I don't trust these baby mama's musicians we have nowadays.)

Every time she keeps playing his songs and sending him msgs on twitter and Instagram. I just dey they watch.

Continuation:

When I returned she took me to her room while her dad and mom were around, didn't see me when I was trespassing.

When I got in she was wearing a short sexy skirt. As a badt guy like Falz I got 4 condoms in my pocket.

She looked at me nervously and I replied with a Baddo eye contact.
One thing led to another I tore her skirt and we f.ucked like crazy for some hours.

I hardly cum nowadays until I know the girl is exhausted and satisfied with clitoral/center of gravity orgasm and even squirting orgasm.

She was exhausted and couldn't handle it any longer, but I was no where near what I want. I'm accustom to marathon sex so, I wanted more and more but she couldn't bear it — mind you this girl is a total freak in bed. I loved it.

When everything was done; though, I wasn't satisfied, but I just pretended as if I was satisfied. She asked me if I took some drugs and I said no, but she didn't believe it. She thought I'm one of those tramadol fellas.

I don't take drugs or anything for sex I use my brain. Everything can be controlled with your mind if you know how to tap into the subconscious mind.

This sex marathon has been happening for months now. She even brings other girls to come join for party (she's a Baddo), but when I'm done f.ucking the second girl she starts getting mad at me for agreeing to the party offer. I no dey reject food o except the food is contaminated with Lassa fever or Ebola.

We do crazy sh!ts all the time. I don't spend on girls they do the spending I do the f.ucking. (The iPhone I'm using to type this message now was bought by a 23 years old girl as a gift.) All because of Tonga!

Lesson: Guys! Be so f.ucking good in bed and women will feed you and treat you like a king, even when you're a bad boy, an asshole or even a jerk like somebody I know. They just can't resist it as long as you mix it with some sweetness, humor and occasional romance.

Some of you spend your money training and pumping a woman with big phones and all that sh!t thinking she'll love you. Don't mind me she'll love but she'll definitely cheat on you with people like us who too almost a year out of our lives to Learn how to please a woman in bed.

(I dey laff una. When I lack card these girls with sweet and handsome boyfriends call their boyfriends for card and they send it straight to my phone without a thank you from me. Mind you, I'm not as tall as their boyfriends either Am I as good looking as their boyfriends.) All I got is a skill and a mindset!

Back on topic

My fear is I think the mom and dad are suspecting us. I don't want them to suspect us cuz the mom sees me as a good boy likewise the dad until he saw me in his grandson's room last week with a grown teenager I wanted to initiate into good loving.

My problem is; a lot of cute girls come to the compound, but she's always alerted by an invisible snitch to come monitor me before I commission another project.

Side note: I have boned all the unmarried girls in that house starting from 16 years without altering a word and they don't know about the sexcapade that has gone round.

Back to topic

She just whatsapped me now to come to her room to spend the night, but I have vowed to myself never to sleep in the elegant room again cuz I feel like I'm the one losing. I feel like she's using me as intimacy gadget. C'mon! She's planning for me to visit her when she travels back abroad.

I see her as my cousin, but she said we ain't cousins.
Yeah we f.ucked last night but I want it to be the last.

Whenever I f.uck her she'll be so happy the next day with all smiles and friendliness with everyone and if she's the one in the kitchen my food will be bigger than her dad's food, but if I don't comply she'll make mine very small and I'd have to go buy something else to cook.

One thing is if I don't service her the next day she won't talk to me and she'll extend the anger to her parents and everyone around. I feel like my d!ck holds her happiness and I want it to stop, but don't know how.

Your advice is highly needed
How should I go about it?
I don't know how to break a girl's heart. I only know how to get access into it!

Ad lib

No job yet and this Fantastically smart Buhari's regime has affected my plans. So, no money to go solo yet.

I'll soon be launching my blog, so you guys should try and show some support, because I'm thinking of joining NDA if I don't succeed the way I want this year. I'm tired of been fed by girls in exchange for sex.

C'mon I'm human too.

come delete am make i see

seen, next!

KINGinVALHALA3:
When a sea is rough, it affects everywhere.
o sera osara!

that means u are sailing on a dry land not sea, apply ur 99% as a king u are, allow peace to prevail. xo

KINGinVALHALA3:
I only stated what I felt is the obvious. lol

must u take the rough sea to NL

KINGinVALHALA3:
Ivvy and sinaj looks cool, but I don't know what the other is doing on your list.

Your choice and opinion though.

op u are right with ur number one

Greene66:
Mention names

I only stated my opinion

I don't wanna cause traffic with the names I have in mind, so I beg to stay mute abt it


btw. that babe know near top 10, yeah! I said so

proudly Rivers state

Greene66:
And op does not need to consult. It's visible na. She is the most beautiful. She even has flat stomach.

I smell conspiracy here, if na joke, baba stop am


I don't wanna mention names for u

Greene66:
He can't derail the thread.

he can't cause u have over powered him.

answer me jare

Greene66:
Baba, the nigga dey vex person. Always trying too hard to form what he is not on another person thread. I'm sure he has sent evegran over a million pms and now buttlicking because of likes

and u are smart enough to notice that, huh! he just wanna derail this thread.

beside did d op consult the elders b4 making it official

Greene66:
Shut up. You that is begging your gf to give you glasses for 12k. The day we said you are the most jobless this just proves it. Where in his post did he ask her to reply his pm? Or ask her to lay with him? Start applying sense before you apply vaseline. It's your type that masturbate on pix of females here

Egbon! be nice to a brother, too early for this

my Saturday can't be boring, either I hit d gym or I play basketball

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#FBB917]°•OK,but why [/color]

I don't want to open up here, u could have allow me to finish b4 taking that kind of decision u took

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#FBB917]°•I'm good. ...what'sup Maxi?[/color]

am not happy with u, honestly speaking!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#FBB917]Stop lien! ....It's as tiny a baby carrot an as thin as a stick .....no, I don't wanna see[/color]

cheezy! how u doing?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#FBB917]Stop lien! ....It's as tiny a baby carrot an as thin as a stick .....no, I don't wanna see[/color]

cheezy! how u doing?

op u try sha

cruzita:
senior man I hail!!!

I hail u pass, I never hear from u for long now, hope u r ok?

myguy01:
people like me? applaudise brother

just kidding bro

myguy01:
chief go easy on this babe na

who told u am against them??
I done go hard on any of them na cause of people like u make me stay mute.

Adaure4ever:
is that all you can say?

do u want them to call me an asslicker I beg to stay mute.. know strength for e-war today

hmmm! owtela mu (very sad indeed)

I beg to stay mute, cruzita! I spot u

AirSultan:
Spoil ursef then

I won't cause I know u need the me

AirSultan:
You now have a problem with me doing personal stuffs?

nope! not untill u attend to me