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RomanceRe: What Your Blood Group Says About You by Maxi112: 3:53pm On Mar 04, 2016
shumuel:
kikiki Lwkm ooo, its maxi112 blood group also AB+/- ?
sir! which kind of blood group be that one?
RomanceRe: What Your Blood Group Says About You by Maxi112: 3:51pm On Mar 04, 2016
halfricanadian:
Me wey wan suck maxi112 blood dis nyt shocked shocked shocked shocked

U wan kan suck my blood? No problem o lets join hands and suck maxi112 blood dis nyt wink
u always give me nightmare...

after everything I beg u, u still do ur wish!

u even went as far to invite ur partners in crime, cause of my fresh blood,

come to night.... no sleeping to night
PoliticsRe: Hausas Backed By Security Agents Unleash Terror In Lagos - Punch by Maxi112: 1:35pm On Mar 04, 2016
Hausa-fulani...


them done finish my people..

noting is left for us right now
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Guys Leave Their Collar Upwards Instead Of Folding It? by Maxi112: 10:41am On Mar 04, 2016
I don't do that poo...
the last tym I did that was my secondary school days..
raising collar and sagging trouser... is no go area to me oh
RomanceRe: Finally Back From Ban!....hope Am Nt Late.... by Maxi112: 8:16am On Mar 04, 2016
refiner:
my dear I did nofin to dem ooo....dey accused me of asking contact from somebody!...undecided

dey may av mistook me to someone else!
sorry for that

nice to have u back!
RomanceRe: Finally Back From Ban!....hope Am Nt Late.... by Maxi112: 8:58pm On Mar 03, 2016
same to u..
welcome back... waiting u do make them ban u?
RomanceRe: How To Care For Your Woman And Make Her Happy. by Maxi112: 5:50pm On Mar 03, 2016
Sempumping:
Too bad.....God help you
nah! ladies like the hard way

just act as if u are not interested in them... relax and watch her fight to win ur heart...

that is ladies for u
RomanceRe: How To Care For Your Woman And Make Her Happy. by Maxi112: 5:39pm On Mar 03, 2016
u just listed easy way to be friendzooned..

hit them hard and watch them behave well... nonsense
tho some of ur point are cool, but not all of them... but I'll find it difficult to hid to it.. I get result when I hit it hard on them.... no offence plz
RomanceRe: Please Will A Girl Be Pregnant If I Use Nylon To Cover ? by Maxi112: 5:00pm On Mar 03, 2016
Keketu:
she had call back , she miss me that why.
bro do u weed?
RomanceRe: It Will Be Nairaland Fault If I Loose Her by Maxi112: 4:28pm On Mar 03, 2016
so if d girl no leave u, u no go look for job?..

ur own done finish be that my guy

(1) no more oshofree

(2) even to see moni buy data come NL to threaten us no go dey again

(3) that babe u won die for, go dey jolly with one of ur nigger for ur hood.. u no go do anything

final advic to u my guy... quite her b4 she quites u... tell her to go u don't want her again, move on and look for beta job to do.. leave women alone... according to my friend Frank... person way no get money no suppose to dey keep gf na side chic u suppose to dey do.. I rest my case
RomanceRe: 100 Women Reveal What Actually Makes A Guy Good In Bed by Maxi112: 4:25pm On Mar 03, 2016
story for the gods
EntertainmentRe: Drop Your Name Here And I"ll Help You Find Your Coke Bottle (pictures) by Maxi112: 1:44pm On Mar 03, 2016
Max.. waiting for my own
RomanceRe: Please Will A Girl Be Pregnant If I Use Nylon To Cover ? by Maxi112: 1:22pm On Mar 03, 2016
noting way hungry no dey cause for this country..

hungry+heat÷ wet dream=OP
RomanceRe: The NLANDER With The Smallest... by Maxi112: 11:44am On Mar 03, 2016
HateU2:
Twas gbaski wink. All night long sex it was. I have to beg him to stop, he's a strong guy. Introduce ur gf to him, trust me u won't regret it cheesy wink
do u want cruzita to chop of my head?
RomanceRe: The NLANDER With The Smallest... by Maxi112: 11:14am On Mar 03, 2016
HateU2:
My Nl boo is busy sleeping cox we had awesome 9te wink. We finally had our bomb sex last 9t wink
shocked I don't blv it...

when are u going to tell us his performance last nitewink.
cause i cant wait to collect the microphone from u

Am curios abt it
RomanceRe: Whats Your Most Favourite s!x Position by Maxi112: 10:41am On Mar 03, 2016
Adam and eve style..
RomanceRe: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by Maxi112(op): 10:38am On Mar 03, 2016
MrCork:
....have u beeein to london?? (((phuck no))).....do u have moiney ?? (phuck no)).....are u on ma level?? (phuck no)....can u eat were I eat?? (phuck no)....have u even beein outside that Nigeria (phuck no).....have u ever dated lightskin females in your life? (phuck no)

...I REST MY CASE... GOOD NITE SON!!
angry
kiss my ass
RomanceRe: The NLANDER With The Smallest... by Maxi112: 10:35am On Mar 03, 2016
HateU2:
It's indeed small very small. Ask naughynaughty . Meanwhile, where are u gf mi huh. I yam missing u here o cry
don't worry I will call smellymouth for u
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Spend On Breakfast Daily? by Maxi112: 10:33am On Mar 03, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
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You're certainly Yoruba. Eating out has been ingrained in you folks.

Why eat out when you can prepare your own more hygienic meals at home? Didn't you learn from mama how to put a pot on a stove?
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bro to cook tire me, some times after cooking at nite d next morning food done spoil or teastless infact to eat am go be wahala cause na me cook am.. so I have no other option than mama iyawo spot

I prefer to eat at a restaurant every morn, then prepare indomie at nite..
RomanceRe: ADVICE On The Best Gift To Give An EX On Her Wedding. by Maxi112: 9:43am On Mar 03, 2016
halfricanadian:
We coming like wolves cheesy we go see meat for ur body well
u sound like a professional in that dept..

I can't wait to cover my self with d blood of jesus
RomanceRe: ADVICE On The Best Gift To Give An EX On Her Wedding. by Maxi112: 9:33am On Mar 03, 2016
halfricanadian:
Dude ur blood is d sweetest of all biko we coming tonyt with gallons of kegs we go drill u like niger delta oil rig tongue
no wahala

let me go and service my catapult, pack more stone..

tonight... no sleeping to night e go hook... make i go buy pape soup spice come

abeg make una come like fawol not like cockroach or rat.. so that I go get meat to chop
RomanceRe: ADVICE On The Best Gift To Give An EX On Her Wedding. by Maxi112: 9:21am On Mar 03, 2016
halfricanadian:
grin no b for dream we come ur room true true
u done finish me
#bringbackmyblood
RomanceRe: How Much Do You Spend On Breakfast Daily? by Maxi112: 9:18am On Mar 03, 2016
rice #100
beans #50
plantain #50
2meat #100
small bottle water #50
total= #350
every mourning... jeez! I must get married this year, noting is stopping me
RomanceRe: The NLANDER With The Smallest... by Maxi112: 9:08am On Mar 03, 2016
HateU2:
habah! What I do undecided
for exposing my friend wiLdFLam...

now every body is now aware of his small johnthomos
RomanceRe: ADVICE On The Best Gift To Give An EX On Her Wedding. by Maxi112: 9:05am On Mar 03, 2016
halfricanadian:
Cool yours
I had a nightmare last nite...
I saw u and ur group last night
RomanceRe: A Simple Mind Game To Know how your Bae feels about you. by Maxi112: 9:04am On Mar 03, 2016
Toks2008:
WOW!...I will believe it she says it without hesitating at least thrice when called unexpectedly.

This game is not about the fact that people lie or tell the truth..ofcourse people lie a lot but imagine how it feels if you call your guy say during work hours and you may just make a 20secs call ending it with I love you...if a guy can respond sweetly to that at work then you know he has nothing to hide neither is he ashamed to express his love.

The botomline is that people who shy away from saying i love you usually in most cases,have something sinister up their sleeves.
u are right bro..
RomanceRe: ADVICE On The Best Gift To Give An EX On Her Wedding. by Maxi112: 8:25am On Mar 03, 2016
halfricanadian:
yes na we dey wait make u sleep before we extract ur blood take renew our powers *evil laugh*
how was ur nite?
RomanceRe: The NLANDER With The Smallest... by Maxi112: 8:24am On Mar 03, 2016
HateU2:
undecided How will I knw bro huh
am holding u responsible for that..
RomanceRe: ADVICE On The Best Gift To Give An EX On Her Wedding. by Maxi112: 12:09am On Mar 03, 2016
halfricanadian:
grin i slept in d afternoon jare wen i do to sleep for nyt go hard
abi u dey fine who u go witchcraft this nite....

(na joke oh)
RomanceRe: ADVICE On The Best Gift To Give An EX On Her Wedding. by Maxi112: 12:04am On Mar 03, 2016
halfricanadian:
Oga i sleep tire for afternoon i dey find sleep cry embarassed
see uhuh
u no won talk waiting dey keep awake..

Am investigate it right now

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