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Romance / How Will You Know If Your Girlfriend Is A Virgin ? by Maximiller(m): 7:38pm On Nov 12, 2015
Hello Nairalanders
There is this girl am dating for about 3months now, we normal chat kiss and hug but when we want to do the main thing she will tell me that she is still a virgin and i ask for her a proof and she refuse.
Now my question is how will i know that this girl is a virgin as she claims please nairalanders i need your advice Thanks.
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Bans Street Protests, Condemns Biafra Protest by Maximiller(m): 7:36am On Nov 11, 2015
Read the press statement below..
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo
Wike has banned all forms of street
protests in the state, condemning the
street protests by the Indigenous People of
Biafra which have crippled commercial
activities in the state. The governor
declared : "let no one be in doubt of the
resolve of the Rivers State Government
and the security agencies to maintain law
and order at all cost within the State and
preserve the unity of the Federal Republic
of Nigeria." In a state-wide broadcast on
Tuesday night, Governor Wike decried the
movement of protesters from
neighbouring States into Rivers State,
noting that they have inflicted injuries on
other citizens going about their lawful
businesses.
He said: "Majority of these individuals have come
from neighbouring States and in the course of
these protests, disrupted social and economic
activities, damaged properties, assaulted and
inflicted injuries on other citizens going about
their lawful endeavours." "While individuals and
groups are free to exercise their freedom of
expression, they must do so peacefully and
strictly within the bounds of the Constitution of
the Federal Republic of Nigeria. No individual or
group has the right, whatsoever, to disturb
public peace and order, threaten the safety of
the public and create fear and an atmosphere of
insecurity in the State or any part thereof."
"The right of any group of persons to agitate for
their perceived rights cannot be allowed to
infringed on the rights of other Nigerians,
especially the people of Rivers State to remain an
integral component of the Federal Republic of
Nigeria." Banning all forms of street protests,
Governor Wike : "Consequently, after due
consultations with the members of the State
Security Council, and in exercise of my
constitutional responsibility to preserve the
safety, security and corporate integrity of the
Federal Republic of Nigeria, it is hereby ordered
that all forms of street protests, demonstrations,
rallies or unlawful gatherings associated with the
agitations for the secession of any group from
the Federal Republic of Nigeria are banned in
Rivers State.
" Any person or group who violates this ban or
acts in any manner prejudicial to the interest of
peace and security would be arrested and
prosecuted. " The governor commended security
agencies for their mature handling of the the
protests so far, urging them to continue to work
in the right direction.
Simeon Nwakaudu,
Special Assistant to the Rivers State Governor,
Electronic Media.
Source:www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/11/governor-wike-bans-street-protests.html?m=1

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Politics / Governor Wike Bans Street Protests, Condemns Biafra Protest by Maximiller(m): 7:34am On Nov 11, 2015
Governor Wike bans street protests, condemns Biafra protest

Jokes Etc / Re: Who Remembers Drawing Boss Like This by Maximiller(m): 2:44am On Nov 10, 2015
Lollllz those days
Romance / We Can't Date But We Do Have Sex by Maximiller(m): 12:52pm On Nov 08, 2015
This all started when my cousin visited me along her when they came we started discussing about some many things then we started talking about sex and relationship because my cousin just broke up with her guy and her friend she came along with is still dating a guy in her hostel but she says she came sex another guy but won't go date with who she had sex with then she ask me can I give satisfaction then we had sex that same day after that day if she comes around anytime we sex but can't go on date nothing in common only sex.but guys should I continue with her like that or stop because and tell her how much we can go apart from having sex because I am growing this love for her.

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Culture / Re: Agulu:nigerian Village Where Man And Crocodiles Live In Harmony by Maximiller(m): 1:35am On Nov 02, 2015
menix:
So this very lake still exist..

Popsi nd some of his fellow soldiers stormed that River during the Civil war nd killed one of its crocodile, packaged the thing into the barrack nd they had a feast thou they cooked nd cooked the meat yet e no gree soft.

The next day, Villagers stormed the barrack asking the barrack Commander to hand over the soldiers involved to them, all men bail fence discharge until they settled with the community head.

Seriously, the villagers mourned nd had funeral service for their god.
u popsi de alive reach now ?:,
Romance / Re: GUYS How Do You Cope Knowing You Are Not The Only One Sleeping/dating With Her? by Maximiller(m): 1:33am On Nov 02, 2015
pinceprinz:
I don't ever forget to use my condom.

I fear gono no be small grin
lolllllllz u still de bleep
Romance / Re: She Became Unattractive To Me Because She Is Fat by Maximiller(m): 1:29am On Nov 02, 2015
jabojafa:
you hv to tell her d truth. Jst tell her to she can move on to anoda guy dt luvs fat gals. And remember to tell ur reason, if she rili luv u she may try workin on her sef to slim down. Bt Op sef are u sayin if u marry a slim lady and she becomes fat after childbirth u wud no luv her?
dat one na oat you accept in front of everybody
Romance / She Became Unattractive To Me Because She Is Fat by Maximiller(m): 1:12am On Nov 02, 2015
We were friends before she went on a long vacation which lasted for three years then she came back and she became so fat and unattractive to me.she said she loves me so much but I don't love her anymore I don't want to tell her why she will ask for a date but I tell her that am busy some other time that's how I will shift dates and lie to her. She started asking me what's the problem that since she came back that am always unhappy anytime she is around. She is asking me if I don't like her anymore that I should tell her she will leave but I don't have the mind to say it out because I don't want to make her sad through my reasons please advice me what to do Am confused if I should tell her its over or still act like I still care?
Celebrities / Re: Stunning Make-up Photo Of Tiwa Savage by Maximiller(m): 12:18am On Nov 02, 2015
Shared by MUA, Joyce Jacob. Tiwa's look to Ubi Franklin & Lilian Esoro's wedding today...Another pic after the cut...

Celebrities / Stunning Make-up Photo Of Tiwa Savage by Maximiller(m): 12:16am On Nov 02, 2015
Mavin first lady

Culture / Agulu:nigerian Village Where Man And Crocodiles Live In Harmony by Maximiller(m): 11:52pm On Nov 01, 2015
The crocodiles at Aguku Lake in Aniocha Local Government Area of Anambra State are different in many ways. Numbering about three hundred,
the crocodiles are human friendly. Indeed, they are gatekeepers of the community, so to say.
Hence they do not kill but rather protect the people. They also hear human voices and hearken to them. So, the crocodiles are regarded as sacred beings and cannot be killed. At noon, they
appear at the bank of the lake basking in the sun to get the temperatures they desire.
According to Mr Sunday Ogu alias Ayaka, a traditionalist, it is sacrilegious to kill a crocodile at Agulu Lake. He volunteered that anyone who
does that even in secret will be beset with problems of unimaginable proportion.
“Anybody who kills a crocodile at the lake will suffer in several ways whether he was seen or not. For instance, if the person is a billionaire, he can become a beggar within a short time. In fact,
anything can happen to the person.
So, nobody dares to do that,” he stated. Ayaka explained that anybody who kills a crocodile must atone for the sacrilege before he can be set free.
The nature of penance, according to him, will depend on the demands of the deity. Myths and mysteries Indeed, there are many myths and mysteries swirling about the lake.
For instance, it is a taboo to go fishing in the lake so as not to disturb the peace of the crocodiles that are revered by the locals. It was gathered that in the past, the crocodiles had saved the
town from foreign invaders hence they are highly regarded.
A local source said: “We learnt from our forbearers that the crocodiles saved Agulu people from powerful enemies who came to eliminate them. During wars, the crocodiles transformed into
beautiful ladies and lured the enemies into the lake where they drowned. Another side of the story had it that the enemies disappeared without
trace”. Even today, Agulu Lake remains an uncommon development. It is home to traditional worshippers who use it for various spiritual exercises such as making sacrifices and exorcising evil spirits from people.
The water is also believed to contain healing property for all manner of ailments. It is also the source of Idemili River, which serves different
communities in Anambra State. Inside crocodiles’ conclave Daily Sun was at the rare and extraordinary location recently and got a special welcome from the sacred reptiles.
It was like a fairytale, like a stranger than fiction kind of tale. On arrival in Ogidi this Thurday morning, the reporter and his guide were directed to a priest, Mr Chukwudi Nwanweke Nkwalu whose shrine is located close to the lake.
By way of introduction, he described himself as “the Akajiofo Idemili Diodo Umuowele, Agulu. I am the head of Idemili, the person looking after the
lake.
I met some of our forbearers such as Obi
Echenya, Nkenke Enyi, Nwankwo and others.
They were the people who handed over the ofo (mantle) to me. They were the people who said that I should forge ahead; that I would neither
stumble nor fall. Whatever that is been done in Agulu Idemili Umuowele, I must be the head or leader.
No one can come out and challenge my headship. Even all those who employ it into one use or another, they still come to me and I will say how things will be. I am addressed as Akajiofo and
Ewelata Ozo in Umuowele”.
When told that my mission was to see the mystery crocodiles that hear and hearken to human voices, the youthful priest said that certain items should be provided before one could be taken to the lake.
The items were kolanuts, few days old chick, nzu (clay) and white fowl. After these items were presented, the priest took the small group to the bank of the river. Time was about 3.00pm. On
getting there, the priest stepped into the lake and began to speak to the crocodiles. No crocodile was in sight and the river was placid.
He told the crocodiles that some dignitaries were around to see them, urging them to come out
and welcome the guests. Telling them that the guests brought gifts for them, he broke the
kolanuts and threw the portions into the lake.
He also broke the native clay and the pieces into the river. Suddenly, a crocodile appeared from the distance and started coming towards the priest. After a while, it went under the water, out of sight. The priest went to another side of the lake and called out to the crocodiles, telling them that they had an important visitor.
Yet another crocodile came out and moved toward the priest. When it moved close enough, the priest threw the fowl, with its head wrapped with the feathers, into the lake. The crocodile picked the fowl, lifted its head perhaps in salutation and drifted to a corner to have its meal.
Indeed, it was a spectacular scene: Crocodiles hearing and obeying the voices of human beings was beyond the ken of men.
“This is unbelievable. I’ve heard about this before but I thought it was one of those unsubstantiable tales created by people. Now I’ve seen this wonder with my own eyes,” Mr Onyeka Njoku said, with a glint in his eyes and excitement in his voice.
Interestingly, shortly before the crocodiles emerged, a woman was seen coming out of the lake in a relaxed manner. She showed no sign of apprehension whatsoever. In fact, she could be said to be at home in that environment. There was also a dead goat floating in the corner of the lake but the crocodiles did not touch it. Perhaps they do not touch such‘unclean’ things.

Crime / Photos:we Sell Adulterated Water To Banks-suspects Confess by Maximiller(m): 12:35pm On Nov 01, 2015
A five-man syndicate that specialize in selling
adulterated water to banks and other companies
in Lagos have been arrested by men of the Lagos
State Rapid Response Squad. A statement by the
police states that the suspects identified as
Chukwuma Uzor, (48) and Ofonime Ikpe (44)
and three of their accomplices were arrested at
3, Adesola Street, Ago-Palace Way, Okota in
Lagos on Thursday October 22nd following a tip-
off.
One of the suspects, Chukwuma Uzor, had
worked with a registered water dispensing
company but stopped working and decided to
connive with some other men to start up a quack
water bottling company using his former boss's
brand name. His former boss, Sunday Nnaduaga,
who gave the police the tip-off said:
"I just noticed that he just stopped
coming to office and efforts to reach him
via his mobile phones proved abortive as
all his lines were switched off. Sometime
ago, a friend of mine hinted me that he
saw him distributing dispensable water to
our customers mostly banks and other big
companies in Lagos. Since that day I
started to keep tab on him until I caught
him red-handed selling produced water
with several registered names in an
unkempt environment. Afterwards, I
hinted RRS team on patrol which led to
the arrest of the two suspects".
He added that this criminal act has greatly
affected his water business because customers
have seized to come. While confessing to the
crime, one of the prime suspects, Chukwuma,
who hailed from Mbaise Local Government in Imo
State, said
“I decided to use the brand name because
it has a ready-made market. We had many
customers particularly new generation
banks that patronize us. Before now, I had
worked as a marketer for him but he was
paying me poorly despite all the huge
sales I made for him. And, the only way to
make my own sales was to use his brand
name which is acceptable to many
people". he stated.
His accomplice, Ofonime Ikpe, who also
adulterated another brand of table water, said
that he only accommodated him to produce the
water in his factory.
"I made a big mistake for allowing him to
be producing the water in my factory. I
regret aiding and abetting him in
committing this heinous crime. He paid
me just token from profit he made from
the sales".
The Commander of RRS, ACP Olatunji Disu
revealed that the suspects were not only
adulterating popular brands, they were also
pouring untreated water in jars and sachets in an
unwholesome manner as well as selling them to
various companies such as banks and
unsuspecting members of the public.
Hundreds of assorted brands of empty
dispensable jars were among the items recovered
from them.
The two suspects and other co-workers have
been transferred to the State Investigation and
Intelligent Bureau in Ikeja for further questioning
and investigation.
Source:www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/11/photos-we-sell-adulterated-water-to.html?m=1

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Sports / Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United- 4:00pm by Maximiller(m): 1:21pm On Oct 31, 2015
Predict guys before match start mine crystal palace 3-1 man utd
Celebrities / How I Was Robbed – Mercy Aigbe-gentry by Maximiller(m): 11:09am On Oct 31, 2015
Lat week,it was revealed Mercy Aigbe lost her expensive phones after a robber disguised as an electrician had access to her shop and stole some of her belongings. She told Saturday Beats “I normally would not want to dwell on the matter because I cannot regain what they stole from me but I want people to learn from what happened to me. I was doing some repairs in my shop and I asked one of the workers who fixed the aluminum to help me get an electrician because I did not know any. He agreed and shortly after, someone claiming to be an electrician arrived. I showed him where to work and I left the shop for about 20 minutes. “I don’t know how the guy broke into my office but he stole my two phones, a blackberry passport and iPhone 6plus. I thank God he did not cart away my money. He ran away immediately he took my phones and before we knew what was happening, he had disappeared. The aluminum guy claimed that was not the electrician he sent to me and till date, I have not seen the guy. Investigation is still ongoing but I am devastated because of all the contacts I have lost. Unfortunately, I did not back up my contacts,” she said. The actress said that the thief broke into her office at a wrong time because this is a time when she really needs her contacts. She said, “I have a private screening of my movie, Victims, tomorrow and as I have lost my contacts, I don’t know how I would follow up on my guests. It has been a major setback for me but I thank God for the strength to cross the hurdle. I have learnt my lesson and anytime I buy a new phone, the first thing I would do is to back it up.” timeline.ng/2015/10/how-i-was-robbed-mercy-aigbe-gentry/
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Politics / Re: Fayose: Lecturers Contribute To Bastardisation Of Nigeria’s Education by Maximiller(m): 9:22am On Oct 31, 2015
Politics / Fayose: Lecturers Contribute To Bastardisation Of Nigeria’s Education by Maximiller(m): 9:21am On Oct 31, 2015
Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State said on Thursday that increasing sexual harassment and sponsorship of cultism by lecturers in some higher institutions contributed to the decadence in the country’s education sector. Fayose regretted that apart from perpetrating sexual harassment against young ladies and victimizing the male students, some lecturers also engage in Indian hemp smoking and sponsorship of cultism, describing these as dangerous to the development of education in Nigeria. The Governor said this during the 22nd convocation ceremony of the College of Education, Ikere Ekiti, where over 2,000 graduates were churned out. The College through its Provost, Prof Francisca Aladejana also conferred on Senator representing Ekiti South senatorial district, Mrs Biodun Olujimi and the Chairman, Capitol Oil, Mr Ifeanyi Ubah with the Fellowship of the College in view of their immense contributions to the growth of education. Fayose while lamenting the dwindling fortunes of education in Nigeria appealed to the graduates to go out and multiply in the most positive manners.

Celebrities / 6 Reasons Why Little Olivia Idibia Is A Star Already by Maximiller(m): 8:41am On Oct 31, 2015
See reasons here dasort.com/2015/10/30/6-reasons-why-little-olivia-idibia-is-a-star-already-2/
Romance / Re: What Would You Talk About On The Phone With Your Girlfriend? by Maximiller(m): 10:09pm On Oct 30, 2015
macaranta:
You're not asking open ended questions ,questions that have a yes / No answer is not ideal.Be creative.
enemy of process
Romance / What Would You Talk About On The Phone With Your Girlfriend? by Maximiller(m): 5:32pm On Oct 30, 2015
Yesterday we talked on the phone and i keep asking her to speak becoz i can't think of any topic..
and my girlfriend became angry coz she was like being ordered to talk.. and whenever i keep asking further questions such as 'why' to a topic, she said im in too deep to the matter..
and we ended up quarelling.. so guys.. am i wrong to keep asking her to talk?
and what would you guys talk about when you're on the phone with your girlfriend/boyfriend..?
Romance / At What Age Should A Boy Have A Girlfriend? by Maximiller(m): 11:09am On Oct 30, 2015
At what age should you able to have a girlfriend?
Romance / 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by Maximiller(m): 10:57am On Oct 30, 2015
Few days ago, I got numerous mentions from my peeps complaining I barely create threads cos I'm now short of ideas but they are far from it.. Hahaha Dudes let's get started It's no news that most ladies (if not all) were taught to always hide their intimate feelings even if they want it , only a few of them are bold enough to show that feeling Please don't get this write-up twisted cos I'm not trying to say that all ladies who exhibit these characters want to get laid, but most often than not, their action speaks volume 1. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate Sex When I Visit You Yes a lady once told me prior to her arrival that I should assure her I will not touch her when she comes. She actually wanted to know if I'm capable 2. I Feel So bored When you turn yourself into a clown just to put a smile on her face and she still tells you she's bored, oooooh boi, na you come sabi oooo 3. I'm feeling heat It's normal to feel heat inside a stuffy room condition, but it's abnormal to feel heat when the AC is at high frequency. She'd be like, please get me a hand fan, haba inside AC ? that's awkward 4. She Says No To Everything She says NO to movies, she says NO to checking of photo albums, she says NO to magazines, she says NO to everything. It's just one of those signs 5. She Stops Talking Someone who has been talking to you suddenly stopped responding to your chat, isn't that weird ? 6. She Says You Are Not Romantic When men were boys, a lady visited me and uttered that statement but I never understood what she meant until she stopped visiting. When you are both in the room and she tells it to straight to your face that you are not romantic, then she has indirectly signal to you to do the needful 7. Please Lock The Door In some cases, she will tell you to lock the door with the key cos she doesn't like the noise coming from outside 8. She Checks Her WristWatch At Intervals If she checks her watch by intervals and keeps reminding by intervals that she will soon be going, it's just one of those signs 9. She Keeps Silent When Her Boyfriend's Pals Are Present Yes many of them will keep mute so as to signal to his friends that she's not feeling their presence and that they should bleep off 10 She Rejects Your Permission Not every guy is way too forward to make moves. However, some might take permission before making moves. For example, the guy asks, "please can I kiss you ?", she replies " I don't know" ooooooh boi na you come know ooooo Guys feel free to add yours
Romance / Re: Oh My God I Have Never Seen This Before Oo Come And See Guys by Maximiller(m): 9:02am On Oct 30, 2015
Maxi112:
am not gonna gv u my vote, cause u dnt hv what it takes to be d miss LASU
is that an obituary post? is she dead? somebody talk to me?
Romance / Is There Anything Like Sex Mate In Relationship When She Becomes Jealous? by Maximiller(m): 8:32am On Oct 30, 2015
when the guy wooed the girl to be her friend and they become attracted to each other she becomes jealous if you are talking to another girl I don't understand if there is anything like sex mate please guys do understand that?
Romance / My Girlfriend Begs Me To Disvirgin Her On Her 18th Birthday. by Maximiller(m): 7:29am On Oct 30, 2015
Am scared to do it but she said I should do it but I try to make her understand that it might be a course for me to do it and not marrying her tomorrow am afraid please advice me wisely what to do because her birthday is fast approaching

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