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@Topic, Not in this life unless you want me to have swollen cod all the time just like the wussy in this video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnh7FvcWOWs&feature=related

fecon:
i need a girl frd pls you can hepo me you me wet you sister

Odiegwu. This your English dey do somersault oooo. Well my sister is not available but my grandmother is.

Deal or no deal?

Please enough of this I NEED A GIRL topics. If you dey find woman, why not hit the streets of which ever planet you belong to. Na really wa oo!

Chikendo:
Hi everyone, pls i need your advice on this one. Want to get a val present for my spouse bt im confused on wat to get. I have an option to get a toothbrush and maclean toothpaste. Wat do u tink! Pls i nid your advice

Your personality score will reduce to -80 if you dare buy her that or does her breath stinks that much and you are not bold enough to tell her verbally? Buy something like customized mirror for her if you can’t afford something classier.

@Poster

Six roaring E-slaps for you sorry excuse of a man because I just lost another 57.80 seconds due to this crap. Kaaaaai

lawanson44:
Hey Ladies, if you think you know MEN well enough, then think again. Below are a list of rules you women out there should know about the male folk and maybe, JUST MAYBE you would not fall out with us all the time.

[b]1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us; we refuse to answer.

2. Birthdays, Valentines and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find another perfect gift for you again!

3. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.

4. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you, "LIVE WITH IT".

5. Shopping is not mandatory, and NO!, we refuse to think of it that way.

6. Crying is "Blackmail"!

7. If you believe in gender equality, be ready to carry the same burden and responsibilities as we do.

8. Ask for what you want, let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work, strong hints do not work, obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY IT!

9. No! We do not know what today is, we will never mark anniversaries on the calendar.

10. "YES" and "NO" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

11. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

12. Don't fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.

13. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

14. If you won't treat us like "JULIET", don't expect us to behave like "ROMEO".

15. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of them makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

16. Allow us to look at other women. It is Genetic.

17. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

18. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH!

19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

20. The relationship is never going to be like the way it was the first two months we were going out.

21. All Men see in only 16 color resolution, like Microsoft Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.

22. Beer and Soccer are as exciting for us as Handbags and Perfumes are for you.

23. We are not mind readers and never will be. Our lack of mind reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

24. When we ask what is wrong with you and you say, “Nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong, we know you are lying but it's just not worth the stress and hassle.

25. Finally, always remember "IT'S A MAN'S WORLD!"[/b]

culled from www.about.com/reality/daily-en/430097550.php

Spot on

I have pink colour phobia due to childhood experience.

iz2much:
I was Asking Her What she will love to have on Val and she said

Anything U Think Will Make Me happy, Including a very HOT S. E. X!!!, becuase i cant imagine spreading my legs 4 some1 else. it u my (FIANCEE) i want to make sweet love 2.
i hope say i save?

Kini big deal? Or is the topic an awareness campaign to tell all Nairalanders that you will get laid on 14th.

@OP, Na so your profound mental retardation wan take start. Stop sniffing those biscuit dust.

Wow, I have done couple of crazy things for a girl to the point that I was no longer me, at the expense of friends and personal interests. Bad. It was like a fantasy life that was not mine, deep, passionate, lusty and isolated, It would have been a terrible marriage and now, glad the relationship ended.

Wore a pink shirt just to please her.

Begged her brother, who is 10 years younger than I, if I could take her out on a date (A male dominated household).

Shaved off mustache to make her happy.

Paid her school fees several times.

Opened up fully with pure trust, confidence and love, only to have it betrayed.

Am smarter now.

I no click am ooo. Am just on transit here.

@alleged Governor pikin, As a good Samaritan, I am offering you my service free of charge YES free of charge. A lubricant costs less than 20£ and it will do the job perfectly. Apply the lube on your kini, hold with a loose fist and move your hand up and down your shaft. This type of stimulation is typically all that is required to get disvirgined and your one eye snake will start vomiting. Speed of the hand can be increased or decreased at will. Repeat same procedure if not satisfied until full satisfaction is achieved.

Warning: Apply enough lube to avoid soreness. No talk say i no warn you ooo.

And do all of us a huge favour, make sure you come back here to give us your testimony.

Enjoy.

Nein. I no fit do that kind job now.

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Hmmmmm Not yet, maybe on our wedding day because that will be a dream come true. She is the bestest!  

nich:
maximized, so wetin do nigeria now?

Comot the first (1) from you total posts then u go understand. Vale?

MRbrownJAY:
@post
this is what happens when fanatics listen to these charlatans that claims to be hollier than thou in their backyard churches.
this boy should have killed that goddam priest for saying such evil thing about his mother. . . . . . . . . . .
this is what happens when people are putting priest above god and the VERY bible they are preaching from. where does it say in the bible that you should kill witches?! i hope he rot in jail for this crime.

I agree with you.

And the so-called Pastor should not go scot-free. Jeez, that picture is too emotive.

We have agreed to visit her chosen Orphanage home and spend time with those kids.

@OP, My Grand Mum is single and yes she is pretty too, kindly upload your Pics here so I can forward it to her for consideration and if you are not below her set standards, she’s all yours to disvirgin.

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Akuko Uwa!

I thought LOVE IS BLIND or am I conservative?

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We had a house warming party last Xmas, during the feasting phase, my Mum asked my 4 years old nephew that came back from the States with her Dad (my elder brother) to pray for us before the meal and she was like:

Dear God, thank you for this food and please send clothes to all those poor girls in Daddy’s computer. Amen!

We couldn’t stop laughing for days and my bro was so embarrassed.

Eso es bueno reinas negro.

Is he the bread winner of the entire family and do you oppose his decisions to help his siblings? If your answer is NO, then something is not just right. Have a heart-to-heart discussion with him to know his reasons for this action. Don´t undermine what a man can do, he maybe getting ready to bring in another SHE. [img][/img]

noble_gas1:
D funny thang is, i still dont know d relevance or importance of valentine, 2 me, its just gonna be anoda day considering ma location, lol

Different strokes for different folks I guess. There is nothing wrong with celebrating Val with your BF or GF but try and be responsible about it, especially now that this age group have a misconception of what Val is all about. E.g., Ebonyeyes pointed out on how a lot of females get pregnant and their male counterparts on their heels and some uninformed Virgins loosing their virginity unduly under the notion of expressing how much they love their partner and all that. But if we can think rightly and celebrate it for what it really is, then there won´t be any problems at all.