Hey Ladies, if you think you know MEN well enough, then think again. Below are a list of rules you women out there should know about the male folk and maybe, JUST MAYBE you would not fall out with us all the time.

[b]1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us; we refuse to answer.

2. Birthdays, Valentines and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find another perfect gift for you again!

3. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.

4. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you, "LIVE WITH IT".

5. Shopping is not mandatory, and NO!, we refuse to think of it that way.

6. Crying is "Blackmail"!

7. If you believe in gender equality, be ready to carry the same burden and responsibilities as we do.

8. Ask for what you want, let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work, strong hints do not work, obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY IT!

9. No! We do not know what today is, we will never mark anniversaries on the calendar.

10. "YES" and "NO" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

11. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

12. Don't fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.

13. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

14. If you won't treat us like "JULIET", don't expect us to behave like "ROMEO".

15. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of them makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

16. Allow us to look at other women. It is Genetic.

17. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

18. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH!

19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

20. The relationship is never going to be like the way it was the first two months we were going out.

21. All Men see in only 16 color resolution, like Microsoft Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.

22. Beer and Soccer are as exciting for us as Handbags and Perfumes are for you.

23. We are not mind readers and never will be. Our lack of mind reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

24. When we ask what is wrong with you and you say, “Nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong, we know you are lying but it's just not worth the stress and hassle.

25. Finally, always remember "IT'S A MAN'S WORLD!"[/b]

culled from www.about.com/reality/daily-en/430097550.php

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lawanson44:

Hey Ladies, if you think you know MEN well enough, then think again. Below are a list of rules you women out there should know about the male folk and maybe, JUST MAYBE you would not fall out with us all the time.

[b]1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us; we refuse to answer.

2. Birthdays, Valentines and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find another perfect gift for you again!

3. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.

4. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you, "LIVE WITH IT".

5. Shopping is not mandatory, and NO!, we refuse to think of it that way.

6. Crying is "Blackmail"!

7. If you believe in gender equality, be ready to carry the same burden and responsibilities as we do.

8. Ask for what you want, let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work, strong hints do not work, obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY IT!

9. No! We do not know what today is, we will never mark anniversaries on the calendar.

10. "YES" and "NO" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

11. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

12. Don't fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.

13. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

14. If you won't treat us like "JULIET", don't expect us to behave like "ROMEO".

15. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of them makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

16. Allow us to look at other women. It is Genetic.

17. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

18. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH!

19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

20. The relationship is never going to be like the way it was the first two months we were going out.

21. All Men see in only 16 color resolution, like Microsoft Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.

22. Beer and Soccer are as exciting for us as Handbags and Perfumes are for you.

23. We are not mind readers and never will be. Our lack of mind reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

24. When we ask what is wrong with you and you say, “Nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong, we know you are lying but it's just not worth the stress and hassle.

25. Finally, always remember "IT'S A MAN'S WORLD!"[/b]

culled from www.about.com/reality/daily-en/430097550.php

Spot on