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yusaze:
This 2016 is going to be steamy! Actress Uche Ogbodo went on a f.k you rant which she blames on her alter-ego goddes..She wrote

will take my Crown to the Grave! Fu*k your Opinion! An Ex taught me Never to Use the word #Fu*k but you know what? Fu*k him too! I am too good for you.. My Dad told Me, not everyone will like me, Likers are gonna like, Haters are gonna hate! but F*ck you too Haters! i ve got my life to live. Done playing by your godforsaken rules. Abt now, We play it by Me or F*ck you too! Like i said #Goddess did it! �� it wasnt Uche

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAGC7W6NjF4/?taken-by=ucheogbodo

superior494:
From the photo below, who do you think is Danger

jonhemma11:
This man's "uncommon" thinking has earned him a top spot in the heart of many Nigerians. He posted the above pictures few days back on his Facebook page with the caption; If she can hold and back my child why can't I hold her bag? These photos have gotten so many shares and likes since it was posted. See reactions of Nigerians below

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/photo-of-alhaji-holding-his-girlfriends.html?m=1

horpeelo:
Ingenious Designs

ibkgab001:
In other words that shows the statistics of jobless youths

ZeeBab:
This is the text my wife sent to her ex;

Hey, seeing u 2day gave me immeasurable joy. I was overwelmed with emotions n I fought tears as soon as I set my eyes on u. What really happened dt we cudnt fix? Am very happy in my marriage n am sure u r happy in urs too. Yet, I really can't 4get d genuine love u had for me.That love dt made u keep ur hands off me. Am very proud of u my Special sweetheart. Dts y i simply can't 4get u. U r indeed special to me.

torule:
Thanks Boss, I Will Go And Check It In The Cyber Cafe, But Is It A 3d Cover?
And Pls Send Ur Phone Number To My Email You Act In A Trustworthy Manner, And I Think U Have A Marketing Strategy.. By Not Charging 4 The 1st Timers , If I'm Well Pleased With The Job. I Will Partner With U. And Maybe Learn 4rm U. #thumbs Up.

torule:
Message Replied

torule:
Sent U A Mail

maysdrays:
Is this a joke , how can the Blackberry priv be sold at ₦225,000 in Slot, or was it a mistake by the Admin on their website..

Can you buy it at that price

GoldenDominic:
Nice one... U said 1 free logo for me? Please help me design a logo for my website. It's TertiarylifeNG. Please use whatever color u want. Its an admission discussion forum. Thanks

YourMain:
LOL. I'm dead

bronzegoddess:
Lol...hope there'll be tazos inside sha

GoldenDominic:
Nice one... U said 1 free logo for me? Please help me design a logo for my website. It's TertiarylifeNG. Please use whatever color u want. Its an admission discussion forum. Thanks

torule:
Pls Any Graphic Designer In The House, To Help Me Desing An Ebook E Cover, My Email oladapookusanya@gmail

pls i need ur help. urgently

gistmeloveblog:
The actress is celebrating the New Year with a stunning photo with her youngest son..

https://twitter.com/Realomosexy?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Tolexander:
very diplomatic prophecy!

KimBerlyie:
Meeting a new guy can be as exhilarating as it is daunting. For him to be bae, he has to meet the approval of your mates, your family and more importantly and first on the list- you! So if you are wondering if the little things you just have to tick off your list after he says hello are important then compare your list to ours!

1) His appearance.

We are finicky about the way he looks. We want a man who breathes swag! He doesn't have to wear very expensive clothes but his clothes should fit him and be a good match and his sense of style should be good enough to keep us interested.

2) His time piece!

A good wristwatch speaks volumes. It says he is classy, he has good taste and he can afford to splurge so our eyes never miss the sparkle beneath his sleeve!

3) His breath!

Fresh breath is a must-have. Bad breath is a deal breaker any day and any man who is oblivious to the smell emanating from his mouth will be oblivious to other things that are very important to us besides how can we even bear to respond to his hello when his breath is hostile?


4) His diction!

Good English is a must. A man who can't construct a proper sentence without burning our ears will never be bae! Where would we even start from? How on earth would we communicate or introduce him to other sapiosexuals?

4.5) Her Diction
You see a very pretty lady and for the first 10seconds you would have quickly rehearsed like 10 lines of scopings. Only for her to be like, why har you hacting (acting) too confideunce (confident) they annoy me with that irritating "H" factor. Hask, hages, haccept etc, the most annoying is when they remove the H from their words, like Aouse, Apply, there horse is ox.

So when you talk about us, watch yourself. If you want to paint your nails, paint it and stop leaving them half peeled, it's irritatingly annoying.

5) His manners!

We want prince charming and not an ogre in a nice suit! If he can't be decent to the strangers around him and acts rude, brash or entitled or less than the gentleman he ought to be then he definitely won't make the cut! Chivalry isn't dead!

6) His scent

There's nothing quite as heavenly as a man who smells good. The scent of his cologne mixing with his manly scent just makes our pheromones gush! On the other hand a man who smells sweaty, icky or pungent is an immediate turn off.

So which of these have you crossed off your list today? If he doesn't make first cut, there's no point probing deeper!

By Anita Benson
http://www.cosmopolitan.ng/author/14972/anita-benson/

abbayrex:
This to me will be the best piece I have read this year. I hope our people are cured again the spell cast upon them by these charlatans who disguise as men of God. Most of them are senior occultic ifa priest.

midolian:
Credit : Ijabla Raymond

http://saharareporters.com/2015/12/30/miracles-faith-healing-and-prophecies-tools-exploiting-gullible-christians-ijabla-raymond

lalaboi:
1. Just because someone says i am something that didnt come out of my keyboard does not mean i should be persecuted for it. Giyazz no doubt over exaggerated what i do now and used to do on here.

2. I saw this thread late before my closing time i work and decided to do a quick run through of all the voice notes and give a quick rating. if you check the times of my posts you would notice they were between 4:30 - 5:30pm. Who wants to stay at work on the 29th December to be on nairaland? I was only supporting the nice initiative of a thread by downloading all the voice Notes and rating.
The fact that i didn't give an 'expert' view on the voice notes means i should not rate how i wish to? If you go to auditions, you will get a yes or a no in most cases so why is me giving a rating to cut things short a problem or should be disregarded? Its like choosing which votes to accept and which to reject in a poll because its convenient.

3. I believe none of you is getting paid for this and most of you just want to have fun and see what comes out of it. Keep that mindset and don't expect much, see it as a stepping stone to bigger and better things.

4. Unless i read the rules of the thread wrongly, it said "Upload a VN of yourself singing, and let us rate, (it didnt say give an expert opinion). Lets have Fun Fun Fun". .So why so serious?

lalaboi:
Damaging criticism? If someone cannot sing, tell it to their face. it is being honest. I am sorry i will not encourage mediocrity. I used to think i was a rapper, i did rap battles, i did tracks. . fact is, i was whack and my family members thought i was the next best thing since agege bread. If i had listened to them i would have been a failed artiste (Fact) by now chasing a lost dream.

I told you it was not special because you already told us you we would not regret downloading your VN. i am sorry but i expected more from such boastful person. YOUR VN was not SPECIAL. deal with it.

lalaboi:
Guy. . . Abeg dont sing again.



Its not special. You gottabe be humble even if you got talent. 5/10



We can barely hear what you're singing about. . . Get well soon. . . you have a nice voice tho 6/10

horpeelo:
Ingenious Designs