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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: It's Jimmyfix (Graphics Design & Print) Logos | Letterheads | Business Cards by Maximus85(op): 10:15pm On Feb 03, 2016

cowleg:
Hello sir please help me with free logo

Sorry sir. The free logo era has ended. So sorry.

Business To Business › Re: Bakers Quest Equipment: Start Your Own Small, Medium Or Large Scale Bakery. by Maximus85(op): 8:07am On Feb 02, 2016

cunleo:
Good day,

I am interested in your bakery equipment.

I want to start a medium bakery just for bread, I just secured a place and am looking for equipments especially Ovens with a 2bag capacity.

Pls. kindly send me your quotation with equipment specifications, on my email cunleo@yahoo.com

Sent ever since.

Investment › Re: Help: I Bought Zenith Shares In 2004 But I Lost My Documents. by Maximus85(op): 8:04am On Feb 02, 2016

sentoms:
Had similar experience,my certificate was missing.
I visted Veritas registrar(former Zenith reg), with a valid ID card, and after signing sample of my signature , I was given a form listing my different unit of zenith bank shares.
was told to give to my broker . who will stamp and sign and return to the registrar. I was given a dematerialisation / transfer form by my broker to sign too with my valid ID (govt issued id card).

Wow. I didn't have a regular signature when my parents bought the shares for me ooo. Chai.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: It's Jimmyfix (Graphics Design & Print) Logos | Letterheads | Business Cards by Maximus85(op): 12:54am On Feb 02, 2016

Ebook Cover

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dressing to a Job Interview (Pics) - Hit Or Miss? by Maximus85(m): 1:56pm On Feb 01, 2016

Kizmilz:
One word for my dressing to a Job interview...

I hope you won't be intimidating the interviewers.

Nairaland General › Re: Graphic Photos From The Boat Mishap In Lagos This Morning by Maximus85(m): 8:27pm On Jan 30, 2016

Metropilla:
A 20-passenger capacity boat capsized at Ijede area of Ikorodu, Lagos, this morning, leaving 7 people confirmed and 8 others still missing. The boat was said to be conveying 17 passengers and 2 crew members from Ijede en route Badore when it capsized at about 10.20am.

http://www.metropillar.com/2016/01/graphic-photos-from-boat-mishap-in.html

No life jacket?

Investment › Re: Help: I Bought Zenith Shares In 2004 But I Lost My Documents. by Maximus85(op): 8:24pm On Jan 30, 2016

OlaRB:
You will need

1. A Sworn Affidavit for loss of share certificate from a high court.

2. Letter of Indemnity form from your Registrars.

The letter of indemnity will be signed by an Insurance company.

I can help you out with the signing of letter of indemnity.
I work in an Insurance company and that is one of the things I do.

Keep me unformed. I will be willing to be of help.

Thanks, can I have your email address or a form of contact?

Investment › Help: I Bought Zenith Shares In 2004 But I Lost My Documents. by Maximus85(op): 4:06pm On Jan 30, 2016

To whom it may concern. What do I do? I need help.

Business › Re: If U Do Printing, I Want To Print Receipt Pls, Drop Ur Email by Maximus85(m): 3:58pm On Jan 30, 2016

divineappo:
I want to do receipt. I need a printer that can handle it. Drop ur email.

jimmy.sdcf@gmail.com

Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by Maximus85(m): 3:06pm On Jan 30, 2016

Helloflife:
We started dating last year november.
We haven't gone intimate yet and he doesn't even pressurize me.
Truth is, i don't love him, and i think i made a mistake accepting to date him.
I've found out we have literally nothing in common.

Throughout our relationship, i've never said the word "i love you" to him.
He called last night and asked me if i love him and i couldn't give a direct answer cause i didn't want him to get hurt.

Dear romancelanders, whats the best way i could tell him how i really feel?

Modern marriages don't last because the two parties have their different meanings to what love it. They tend to compare others to their partners. They haven't grown together in love. Therefore, they hardly agree.

But let's consider the oooooold school marriage process. Bode and Bose doesn't know each other. Baba and Mama Bode goes out in search of a good woman for Bode. They finds Bose after rigorous research.

Bode might never have seen Bose before. They prolly would meet close to the wedding day or even on the wedding day. This will be sounding like poo in some people's hears. But history says that divorce is a very hard thing to happen back then. Marriage lasts.

Bode and Bose naturally wouldn't love each other just like that. But they both respects the opinion and decisions of their parents. Each knows their responsibilities and carry them out. Love is not the primary basis for this strong union but being responsible. Bode and Bose will start to cultivate love together, love will mean the something to both of them. They are cemented. They become one soul.
Many will say this is barbaric but it works. Cos they follow the first process of marriage. God brought Eve to Adam.

Today the story is different and the next thing you hear is divorce.

OP, no one will force you to love this dude. But you have a golden chance to own a relationship / marriage that will last forever. Love isn't the major basis for marriage. Think about it.

Is he responsible, patience, self sacrificing, honest, loyal, forgiving, trustworthy, decent, kind, enduring? If he has all these and you don't love him..... Then I'm sorry, you don't know what you want.
See 1 Corinthians 13:4-8

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Romance › Re: My Besty Gives Me Attitude When I Use My Fiance Pix As Dp by Maximus85(m): 1:43pm On Jan 30, 2016

prico32:
Hi NLders, I & my Besty has been close friends for years now. She has been single all the years busy working, always told her she needed a man in her life but she didn't border letting any guy in, she always said she has me she doesnt need another man. Told her i'm her best friend but she needs someone that will treat her like a lover.

Most times when I use I & my fiance pix as my dp she starts giving me attitude & all that...

Recently she finally started dating someone & kept it away from me, I even asked her when I noticed, she denied at first & later admitted she was dating someone, I was angry with her for keeping such good news away from me & even lied when I asked.

I scolded her for it but later told her how happy I am. Since then she stopped talking to me or replying my chats. what should I do?

When you mix fakeness plus Inferiority complex plus jealousy that's the kind of friend your friend is. You should be happy she got herself disassociated from you.

Family › Re: I Made A Horrible Mistake With My Lovely Wife by Maximus85(m): 9:48am On Jan 30, 2016

draftmaster:
Save a husband's marriage by advising him maturely

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2016/01/i-made-a-horrible-mistake-with-my-lovely-wife/

You made a very big mistake. Next time take a walk when the argument is getting heated. We are all human and as a man there's a tendency that you will heat a woman talking back at you. It's a very sad thing but we can overcome this tendency. Walking away is the way out.

Now that you've acted cowardly by hitting your lovely wife, she won't leave you. You need to show her that you are sober. Give her space but let her know everyday that you're sorry and love her sooo much. Buy her gifts but don't give it to her. Drop them somewhere she's to see them. Don't buy very expensive gift, she'll see you as desperate and that you can feel you can always assault her and buy her gifts.

Be sober. Say few words but with depth. You'll be fine.

The easiest if these won't work is just form sick. If she dey form, the form do disappear sharp sharp.

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Celebrities › Re: Funmi Iyanda Raises Her Skirts To Prove That She Is Not Bleaching (pics) by Maximus85(m): 10:55pm On Jan 29, 2016

How old is she again? Fifty what? So that we can ascertain the reason for this desperate move?

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Nairaland General › Re: A Word For This Nollywood Picture by Maximus85(op): 8:11pm On Jan 29, 2016

But Nairalanders can be funny a times oooo. Soooo since morning, nobody see this funny picture? Chai

Business To Business › Re: Quality Nigerian Made Kitchen And Bakery Equipment by Maximus85(op): 1:52pm On Jan 29, 2016

Sunnypar:
Do you need your equipments deliver to you? Call us 080929953228

Mr man, what sort of behaviour is this? May God forgive you.

Nairaland General › A Word For This Nollywood Picture by Maximus85(op): 1:47pm On Jan 29, 2016

I saw this and couldn't help but snap it.

A word for this photo abeg.

Business › Re: Where Can I Print Quality Business Cards In Nigeria At An Afforadable Cost? by Maximus85(m): 1:41pm On Jan 29, 2016

dayop:
DO NOT CALL THIS PERSON FOR BUSINESS CARDS!!! THEY MUST LINE THE CARDS WITH GOLD OR SOMETHING BECAUSE WHEN I CALLED FOR A PRICE HE WANTED 150 NAIRA PER CARD, SO 100 CARDS WOULD COST 15000 NAIRA! I DON'T KNOW WHAT CRACK HE WAS SMOKING WHEN HE CAME UP WITH THAT QUOTE !!!!

Sir, we have business cards that cost N1,000 for just one copy just as we have those that cost N6000 for 200copies in full colours, direct imaging print

Forum Games › Re: Who Would You Save? (See funny Photo) by Maximus85(m): 1:33pm On Jan 29, 2016

danieloy4:
Saw this pix on someone dp,got me laughing and had to think long also and its kinda difficult for me to be sincere with myself cos 100m no b small thing o

So if it were you, who would you save?

My mum is sharp. So is my wife. They would have grabbed the money before I get there and save themselves. They are both very good swimmers. Na for me to negotiate my share if the money.

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Forum Games › Re: Who Would You Save? (See funny Photo) by Maximus85(m): 1:33pm On Jan 29, 2016

danieloy4:
Saw this pix on someone dp,got me laughing and had to think long also and its kinda difficult for me to be sincere with myself cos 100m no b small thing o

So if it were you, who would you save?

My mum is sharp. So is my wife. They would have grabbed the money before I get there and save themselves. They are both very good swimmers. Na for me to negotiate my share of the money.

Celebrities › Re: Foluke Daramola Never Looked This Beautiful (photos) by Maximus85(m): 11:02pm On Jan 28, 2016

yusaze2007:
Nollywood Actress, Foluke Daramola Salako has got everyone talking with these photos of herself looking different from the actress she is known for. See photos below...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAUluCmO3gl/?taken-by=folukedaramolasalako

2016 version of Wiliwili

Business › Re: Day Dangote Bargained EkoHotel Carpark Fee From N5,000 To N1,000-Friend Recounts by Maximus85(m): 1:47pm On Jan 28, 2016

Very old story

Celebrities › Re: Music Producer, Sarz Flaunts His Ripped Abs In New Shirtless Photos by Maximus85(m): 1:45pm On Jan 28, 2016

bustyhelen:
Cute? ya, sexy? ya hunk? ya... But his koboko looks rather tiny...

Wetin your eye find go dia? Baaaaadt gal

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: It's Jimmyfix (Graphics Design & Print) Logos | Letterheads | Business Cards by Maximus85(op): 7:28am On Jan 26, 2016

Another

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Celebrities › Re: Blackface Fires Back At Paul Okoye by Maximus85(m): 1:15am On Jan 26, 2016

passionate88:
how many people dey even follow this blackface for instagram sef. This dude know about milivanili?, him try o.

I don't blame you. You know nothing about music and you have never written a line all your life. So how on earth can you feel the pain of these poor guys. Psquare are the biggest photocopy in the world, they started stealing and photocopying since the very first day they came begging us in UNILAG to buy their N50 cd. People with ears for music can still hear the cheats. omoge mi etc.

So, when someone comes out to say his materials have been stolen, let's investigate and stop calling them names. We have video directors copying foreign videos 100%, cos they've made names, no one is talking.

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Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Posts On 'Stealing Of Songs' Complains . . Funny by Maximus85(m): 8:26pm On Jan 25, 2016

Ojestas:
Rudeboypsquare(Paul) posted this;

I sopos mind my business ohh but dis one na part of my business .... Abeg all dis people wey de shout "dem steal my song" Abeg were una the keep am wey dem dey steal am?.... 2016 the year of cheap publicity.... lmao

Cheap publicity indeed!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BA9xuezxvm5/

Master of song stealers. Alingo things

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Pastor's Children Nonchalant To The Gospel? by Maximus85(m): 12:05am On Jan 25, 2016

Because they are the closest to their parents and they know their pastor parents are fake. Thieves eating the sweat of innocent and poor gullible church goer.

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Family › Re: How Do I Stop Feeling Ashamed Of My Husband by Maximus85(m): 7:27am On Jan 23, 2016

scaredy:
I have been married for a year now to a man that is very unattractive. I married him for two reasons

1. My younger ones and friends were all married and I was desperate at 32.
2. He treats me well

He's a good husby but I sometimes get ashamed walking with him because he's very ugly. I'm a pretty girl and when we are in public he's all over me wanting people to know we are together and I see the looks they give us.

I don't mind sleeping with this man and being his wife, I just want the feeling of shame to stop.I know some men don't treat their wife well and I feel lucky mine own does that.

Ask yourself.
Do i want to see him loving another woman?
How will he feel when he finds out you feel this way about him?
What if he is handsome, you got married to him, he had an accident and got deformed, would you divorce him?
OK, he's ugly but would you rather have him handsome but crippled?

Woooooooooos woman, appreciate what you have. It will surprise you that a woman out there is wishing to be where you are.

If you are as pretty as you said you are, what tha phuck were you doing till 32 before getting married? I sense you yourself must have serious attitudinal issues.

You're welcome.

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Romance › Re: I Kissed A Friend Accidentally Now I Feel Guilty by Maximus85(m): 7:14pm On Jan 22, 2016

Hadez:
It has been a while since I had sex or anything romance.

Today I was with a very close friend of mine (male) who came visiting because we have no lectures. We have been friends for a year now and he totally understands the limit of our friendship. In fact he is my BFF

We were watching a movie and chatting when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing I push him away quickly and bring myself back to order and asked him to leave my apartment.

I feel so betrayed right now. He is just a friend and I have a boyfriend I love so much (distance relationship) please help me I don't feel right I am really feeling so guilty. What do I do?

Wooooooooss, if I slaaaap you ehnnnnn

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: It's Jimmyfix (Graphics Design & Print) Logos | Letterheads | Business Cards by Maximus85(op): 3:51pm On Jan 21, 2016

Latest Project

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: A Prophet Or An Imposter - Sahara Reporters by Maximus85(m): 2:33pm On Jan 21, 2016

Vannywealth:
But I have done it more than once. It's part of my detoxification ritual.

O Y O

Celebrities › Re: Dj Jimmy Jatt And Wizkid (photo) by Maximus85(m): 10:37pm On Jan 20, 2016

Driftingking:
Dj jimmy jatt posted this picture of wizkid running after the beat...he he
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.he captioned it "feeling the beat"
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But I no gree
I believe say nairalanders can caption it better...

Mortal Combat. Scorpion vs Kung Lao
Round1. Scorpion: Come over here

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