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Has anyone heard "Leave Slow" by Tiwa Savage? If you have, then you will know and understand what the OP is talking about. Tiwas sounds good for the naija music listeners but compared to what she used to sound like...... She is now wack.

To all our esteemed clients and prospects, we at Sepsotech Construction Services have received notifications from our material suppliers that the raging exchange rates would soon be reflecting on the prices of materials.
We want to serve you best and make our Quality and Durable Bakery and Kitchen equipment very affordable. Therefore we are admonishing our clients to decide quick on proposed projects before the increase in price.
Thanks for your patronage, without you, there's no us. We promise to remain loyal to you.
Thanks.

To all our esteemed clients and prospects, we at Sepsotech Construction Services have received notifications from our material suppliers that the raging exchange rates would soon be reflecting on the prices of materials.
We want to serve you best and make our Quality and Durable Bakery and Kitchen equipment very affordable. Therefore we are admonishing our clients to decide quick on proposed projects before the increase in price.
Thanks for your patronage, without you, there's no us. We promise to remain loyal to you.
Thanks.

Please what's the name of this movie?

TunezMedia:
Pop star, Davido in his feature on American publication, Fader revealed that his collabo with popular American rapper Meek Mill for his hit track, Fans Mi cost him a whooping $200,000, that's like N80million now...




While some may consider the amount too much for a feature it didn't bother the O.B.O star, whose father, Chief Adeleke is worth $300million.



http://hoelofofo.com/i-paid-200000n80mn-to-feature-meek-mill-davido/

Hmmm. When all I need to change my life around is just N400,000 to start up my oven dried catfish business.

Yorllywood

Hmmm. I rest my case.

Even a hegoat knows better.

lordoseji:
Nigeria’s minister of finance, Kemi Adeosun, has failed a simple arithmetic after saying that 16 + 6 = 24. While addressing a press briefing recently, the
finance minister goofed while doing simple arithmetic and said that the addition of 16 billion and 6 billion would amount to N24billion. Her speech was made during an address as she exposed some anomalies in the examination body where a declaration of N3
million is being made out of N 16 billion generated.
watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTttgPoRulg

Source https://www.naij.com/738389-unbelievable-nigerias-finance-minister-says-166-24-watch-video.html

It is a simple mistake. No one is perfect.

Why am I seeing more girls standing outside?

Confusion all the way

I got lost here. This business is not running yet, how do I mention amount spent as capital and daily expensed? Please enlighten me.
Thanks

What of baba dudu and sisi pelebe?

Publicity stunt. Enlighten me if I'm wrong. How did this make the news. Was a nairalander coincidentally there. I can see a professional digital camera in one of the pictures. Was that a coincidence also.

It's just like when pastor spray holy ghost and everyone in the church would fall on the ground except for the cameramen. Coincidence abi?

E ma lo wa ooooo.
Woooooooooos

Oooooo my God. These animals lost again? To ordinary midtjyland? Jesus wept oooooo

This beef is so useless. All I can say is.... Sometimes success has a dangerous side effect. When you have too much wealth.... This is what follows.

Eni ti o ba ti yo... Ni o ma maa se eree bekun bekun. Meaning na pesin wey don chop bele full dey play rough.

We never get light for Ipaja Ayobo for close to 2 weeks now. Na me go come get chance dey beef my brothers. When I never know wetin I go chop today.

Rubbish. They should just thank God for their lives and move on from this childish beef.

Ahhh baba God ooo. Emi naa fe di celebrity..... Omo oni buredi o l'ori meji. Na beg I dey beg ooo

Mologi:
My crush of life....

Guy, if na joke or play... Just stop am. You know since when I don dey pursue this ghel? Abeg abeg..... Stop am.

Lstar4real:
see the lady look like transgender. ..Reason why some pple feel he's a g*y

Like seriously, go get a life.

davidoconell:
Well the graphic work is still kinda low qualities, keep working on that.

I'm willing and ready to learn and improve boss.

I did all. I guess I'm old ooo

Good day everyone, I'm sure some Nairalanders would have noticed me for my quest in establishing a profitable but low startup business.

I have gotten a supplier of the cat Fish.

I have started making moves to fabricate the gas/charcoal oven.

I'm designing a label.

I will look out for where to get the best and affordable packing materials (Plastic/Nylon)

I intend going to supermarkets to buy samples to guide me.

Please if you know any other things that could help me flourish in this venture pls don't hesitate.

I promise to keep you all posted as I progress.

Thanks.

na today?

This man need not apologise to nobody.

chachanga:
[size=14pt]Blog Reader Feels Molested by Male Doctor Who Squeezed Her Breasts[/size]

Hello Princess,
I dont know if I should tell my husband about this or just swallow it so as to avoid causing problems or a confrontation. I went to ****** hospital close at Alausa to check for chest lumps. A very young doctor came strolling in to the office where I was asked to wait. He looked so young that I was even tempted to ask him if he was really a doctor or was a student on houseman-ship but I decided to keep cool as he was wearing their white gown as was actually assigned to me by the admin at the general waiting area.
The hospital was actually recommended by my sister in-law who had her mammogram there. It was my first time and I was very uncomfortable when he asked me to remove my top and bra and then he started touching my breasts. I decided to close my eyes and wait for him to finish the examination. The touching soon turned to caressing and at a point he seen to concentrate on my nipple and to be honest, I have a very sensitive nipple and the always harden and jut out when touched (even breast feeding my babies felt that way)

This went on and on until I was almost shivering. I was embarrassed beyond words and wanted to ask if lumps form in the nipple area but i felt so violated to speak. I opened my eyes to tell him to stop only to discover that he was looking at me smiling sheepishly! All the while he’s been handling my breasts!


I felt so awful. I felt used and molested. He didn’t say a word, I removed his hands and dressed up while he continued smiling and then started saying some medical trash that didnt make no sense to me cos I wasnt listening anymore. When I finished dressing up, he even asked me to come back in 7 days time for another round of checks as I left his office.
This happened on Monday and up till now I have this heavy feeling of being violated by a kid. I still cannot calm down, as if I was defiled. I have been moody and unable to tell my husband. Please what should I do?



Your Thoughts?

http://fashionbuzz.tv/blog-reader-feels-molested-by-male-doctor-who-squeezed-her-breasts/#comment-4763

NB
Yeah, I know this was from an agony column on a 'blog' for Pete's sake but one can't be too careful these days as the #Endtimes chanters would wanna have you believe besides I'm yet to forget numerous tales of these pathetic souls who throw all caution to the winds on the path of destroying another's virtue and sanity (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=doctor%20caught%20molesting%20patients&gws_rd=ssl).

But why any self-respecting person would do this i just can't imagine! The woman should just take up the issue, abeg.

Hmm mm. Op, I'm so sorry you felt that way but please o naralanders help me finish this 24th century yoruba adage. Won ni ti oro ba ti di oro oyan.....

Mayfrank:
Showcase your talent on Nerdslot

What is Nerdslot pls?

davidoisamoje:
Boss Which 1 in particular?

Picture treatments sir

tunnex10:
when can i design like dis. Nice one bro graphics has always been wat i love doing. Wish u Will b a guide to me.

I'm still learning too Bro. It's all about passion, eye for colour, then practice practice practice.

I can learn from you. I'm specialised in Logo designs and a little of the general graphic designs. My issues I will picture treatments. How do you get this high quality transparent background pictures you work with?

Thanks

cowleg:
really ??

Yes sir. But we can do something for a little fee.

maneasy:
I want to start a large scale bakery just for bread, I need guidance and the feasibility studies with the type of equiment.
What do I need apart of this equipment

Pls. kindly send me your quotation with equipment specifications, on my email maneasy1968@yahoo.co.uk

OK sir