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Chatflick:
You're only pained. I bet you have no Father. Go and look for your mom... She might me getting dicked.

Your own mother gives it for free. Mrs lofelofe. Omo werey.

Chatflick:
Hasn't he played more games than Messi? Even at that his stats is not as good. Stop the comparison, it only makes you look stupid.

Makes your father look stupid.

Stop forcing your dwarf on us.

CR7 has more than 800 career goals.

akanbiaa:
Your 5pm last transaction was it with POS machine ?

Go back there and break bottles. Your money will come out

lordprogress:
I need help guys, somebody just withdrew 45000 thousand from account with Pos with out my consent on the 29th of November.
I have gone to the bank they only gave me statement and blocked the card.

I want to know if there is any way I can get the name or the account number of the culprit if I could recognise, cause my last transaction was that evening with my card around 5 pm while the 45k was removed around 11 pm that night
Note: my card was with me not that I misplaced it.

Go back there with broken bottles

... They snapped your card front and back.

He doesn't need your useless respect. He doesn't even know you exist.

Fool. Which man love you? That oyinbo wey you don tie hin destiny?

Direct from factory N120

Newsmic:
Former Nigerian Aviation minister, Femi Fani-Kayode has stated that he was not arrested by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) after he was reportedly arrested again by the commission, on Tuesday 30th November, IgbereTV reports.

Fani-Kayode was reportedly arrested by the anti-graft agency on November 23, 2021 for alleged forgetting and manipulation of documents. He swiftly denied being arrested by the commission, stating that he was merely invited by the commission.

On November 30, he was reportedly arrested again by the commission. Reacting to the latest report of his re-arrest by the commission, Fani-Kayode stated that he wasn't arrested but was invited again to the commission.

Taking to his Instagram handle, he wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CW6a0nzhpeN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

If it was just an invitation why thanking God? 11am to 9pm? 10hours of invitation or interrogation?

Yeye dey smell.

Kundagarten:
https://gazettengr.com/sanwo-olu-to-lead-statewide-protest-for-better-lagos/

Can someone explain this to me in simpler terms?

ThierryJay:
Ronaldo's babe (tomorrow) - wake up Ronaldo its eight already.

Ronaldo (jumps up from bed) - Why nau, the midget won another one again?

Messi is the GOAT undisputable. Ronaldo is just a great goalscorer who offers nothing else on the pitch.

Pendorables in the mud.

They even gave my Messi the golden buzzer from the Eiffel tower: First in history!

Truth is, you've said nothing.

Must it be cash?

freeborn02:
Of course, you can go back to sin and if you do, you will become a sinner again. It is like a dog going back to its vomit. If death meets sin in your life, then you stand a good chance of going to hell.

Chai... If death meets sin in your life... Like you know when you are going to die?

Didn't the Bible say the wages of sin is death? That when you die, you've paid for your sins? Do you understand the Bible?

Solofresh2:
Hello Nairaland Christians, have you for once wondered why you christains worship on Sundays and not the Sabbath day.

If you study your Bible well, you will realize that when GOD was done with his creations,he rested on the Seventh day and blessed it saying we should keep it holy.

Now, looking at the days of the week, the seventh day of the week is Saturday and not Sunday.Sunday is the first day of a new week.
So,why do we worship on Sundays and not the seventh day of the week?
Are we really following God's commandments at all or we are just deceiving ourselves?

Time changed. People rest on Sunday. Saturdays come with more activities even more than Monday to Friday.

Sunday is a day people are less distracted for spiritual activities. And note, we worship God daily. Picking one day of week week to worship him more is not a cause for confusion. Some people chose Thursday, some Friday, some still do on Saturday.

The day of worship is not the issue, the worship gangan and how we do it is far more important.

freeborn02:
Yes, your sins are washed away after confessing Jesus as your personal saviour.

So after the confession, you can't or won't sin again?

Funny people, even apostle Paul after confessing his sins and even encountering Jesus on his way to Damascus, he still referred to himself as a sinner. And he said anyone who says he's not a sinner is a liar.
Ask me for the scripture that confirms this.

You people are being fed trash.

Open your minds and see if you can answer these questions.

1. If there is hellfire, where is the location?

2. God is a God of justice would he punish people forever for sins they inherited in the duration of a period not up to 100years

3. Why did the Bible say that death and hades will be thrown into the safe fire? How can death be thrown to burn in fire?

4. Who will be in charge of punishment in hell?

5. Why did Jesus go to hell?

6. Why did righteous Job prayed to go to hell?

7. What is the original meaning of the word HELL?

8. Why didn't God send Adam and Eve who committed the original sin to hell, why people who inherited the sin are being sent to the hell?

9. Why did the Bible refer to the lake of fire as the second death?


Answers pls

Viraltrends123:
LOL, better stop deceiving yourself sir.

Answer the questions. Stop following your clueless pastors blindly. Don't forget that you have your own sense to reason. Use the mind well abeg.

If you can't answer those questions, just shut up.

freeborn02:
He has told you, but you are too blind to reason it out.

In case your brain is too lazy to reason, the conclusion of that post is that everyone in the world is a sinner, including babies, until the person confesses Jesus Christ as his saviour.

LOL. See who is not lazy.

So, after confessing your sins and accepting the Christ as your lord and personal savior, you're no longer a sinner abi?

You're funny. Your pastors are doing more damages to your minds.

There is nothing like hellfire

If there is, where is the location?
Why did the Bible say that death and hades will be thrown into the safe fire?

Who will be in charge of punishment in hell?

Why did Jesus go to hell?

Why did righteous Job prayed to go to hell?

What is the original meaning of the word HELL?

Why didn't God send Adam and Eve who committed the original sin to hell, why people who inherited the sin are being sent to the hell?

Why did the Bible refer to the lake of fire as the second death?

If you can't answer these questions from the Bible, stop talking about HELL because it's a lie.

I'm not saying sinners will not be punished, the Bible explained their punishment in full.

If you can't answer these questions, please don't even come for me. I go take scriptures scatter you and those your pastors.

yinkus6750:
Thats what happens, when an unserious government allows a foreign South African multichoice to monopolise the industry. .

It's a shame. They killed TSTV from birth. Haba!

And I can't even reach their customer care. Telling me my account has been suspended. For what?

My decoder suddenly stopped showing. Telling me channel blocked and I just subscribed my normal Compact. They even promised me a boost that I didn't get and all of a sudden.... All channels are blocked. No service available on my card.

I can't even log into the MyDstv app.

What's wrong pls?

And their customer care number is not going through.

I can't read this pls.

Davash222:
I can't still fathom why a sane guy should send 200K to a Nigerian girl for doing nothing.

I support the girl's actions. Whatever it takes to restore sanity to these SIMPle guys is totally acceptable.


The future is femail.

When be say dem sef nor dey hustle for the money.

Barims:
Please how can I permanently get rid of Hyperpigmentation/melasma on my face now it's spreading to my nose,, skin doctors/dermatologist please help me o brothers and sisters in the house

Get banana coats.... Rub the white inner part in an anti clockwise motion. Do continuously.... In time they will fall off.

amzee:
The real GOAT not the other sheep claiming to be GOAT

The real goat playing in the farmer's league you mean?

Mayeldah:
What on earth will be her reason for agreeing not to be giving her husband food daily? Even if the portion is small the whole family should manage it.

If she is working she should be augmenting what he can provide.

Op should channel this frustration into making more money to ease off the pressure.

OGA is yet to tell us what he actually did. No woman would stop giving her husband food for no reason.

SiggyNG:
Update from

The trial of Chidinma Ojukwu, the prime suspect in the murder case of Super TV boss, Usifo Ataga, continued today November 16, at the Lagos State High Court, Igbosere after the case adjourned yesterday.

This video shows her leaving the court house yesterday with her classy catwalk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFxPZ4P1JpE

Here are photos of Chidinma arriving the court this morning.

https:///chidinma-ojukwu-arrives-court-today-looking-all-fresh-photos/

LOL. She's always looking fresh. And why the handcuffs? Has she been in the prison? Who is deceiving who?

misterme:
And I am very very angry. Gas I used to buy 2800, then 3k, 4k, and 5k. Suddenly it jumped to 7500 and now (today) 9250 in Port Harcourt. I am very very angry. Let no one here disturb me with nonsense news about Buhari and his nonsense South Africa Trade fair and nonsense. No cross me today o. I fit beat person

The gas finished yesterday. I told my wife that yesterday that I will buy the gas today because I needed to get to work and somehow raise money to augment what I have to be able to buy the gas. I told her to use the kerosene stove that yesterday and this morning. Guess her reply? She said she can't use kerosene even for a day. That even her Mum in the village does not use kerosene stove. She said a few other unprintable things.
For the sake of my 3 children I still had to buy the gas today.

I had not eaten in my house for a month now. The reason is that she said that they money I gave her for upkeep in October was not enough (I give her 62.5% of my monthly salary every month for our home upkeep). As a result she refused to give me food from around the middle of the month when she said the money had finished. She cooked for herself and the children (possibly from her own salary). When I gave her upkeep money for this month I told her not bother keeping food for me so that the money will go far enough. That's where we are till now. I have no intention of ever eating her food until she acknowledges that she was wrong and apologizes.

Now I know this WON'T happen. She will rather die than admit she's wrong or apologize. This is why I know that the mistake of a marriage is heading for the rocks and I am ready for it. Nonsense and ingredients. I have endured this nonsense for 15 years. I am done. Anything whe won happen tomorrow, make e happen today.

We haven't heard from her even if we somehow believe you

OssyMalik:
Kemi Olunloyo dey craze I swear

#Kemitalksfamily



https://www.instagram.com/p/CWN17axg57F/?utm_medium=copy_link

Confirmed.... This woman tí yà were.

Themandator:
I wonder... I sell you buy.. How is it a fraud.. Is it not for them to do advisory and let the people involve make their decisions

It's just a mess. Clueless people.

Shey na one man talk say make dem give am N82b to take buy mosquitoes net? Dem no arrest am ooo

Mynd44:
Previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6844124/kuda-bank-called-efcc-friend


https://nairametrics.com/2021/11/11/kuda-bank-says-it-cant-facilitate-cryptocurrency-transaction/

Here is the full statement

So trading crypto is now FRAUD?