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I don't subscribe to friend zone Pls is it a tariff plan ? Mtn Glo Airtel 9mobile Which code can I subscribe with Fried Ewedu Friendzone ko enemy zone ni I don't have time for drama I only fell inloved once and the bitch broke myheart since then am happily single bashing them girl free of charge |
In my kitchen hmmm who's paying the house rent Probably the husband wasn't sleeping at home That house was also empty for one week you travel ur husband also traveled That house was completely empty Finally if my wife do this then her father's house is her next bus top |
Kasala ooooo |
Who started this trend sef If she can bore you kids why can't you marry her MMM |
I was expecting him to wear Jersey |
NotNairalandi:Yea I do extract the water the mix with pure honey |
What about if that snake still have matured babies alive inside her belly This Is risky |
YahwehPenis:
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Hahahaha My father my father I sight you oooo That's my pastor Season of Hallelujah |
I wonder why sex is too cheap in our tertiary institutions Olosho are scared of those with Fresher boobs nd ogbono |
I blended ginger and garlic nd mixed with raw original honey left it to ferment for 4days I take it every morning Working wonder |
GirlOfTheWeek:you are fresh on nairaland I can see..but why is it that women are fast in calling a man shameless Till we hear from the wife |
Those days when I was small My sis go rob her cream commot then I go steal am rob my own Naso my skin dey yellow dey go till she come hide the cream I returned to normal color na then I receive correct beating of my life Some parent shares the same cream with their children Mama go rub cream go work Papa go rub the same cream Children wouldn't rub the vaseline na they will sneak inside mummy's room rub their own |
. Black Charlie will not like this Ghana go experience correct blackout Everywhere black |
Tolexander:tithe and offering is never by force so stop adding salt to ur injury |
Nice gesture Living faith I have a living faith My faith is not dead |
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Itel the product I can never buy with my money I remember when my boss dashed me an itel tab I swear that tablet made me a regular customer at phone repair shop From battery to charging port from there to panel from panel I sold it 5k |
Skull dust powder imported from the west Amos Eze you fall hand wella See your head you just cut short my jubilation now |
The man that is successfully Siting on tinubu's hard work The man relaxed folding his hands while tinubu was galavanting campaigning now where is tinubu Abba kayari the slayer of tinubu |
There was a man called buhari |
Clothes dey cover many things ooooo If baba remove his clothes Jesu Baba Adeboye extend the hands of Hallelujah to him Moses meets Pharoah |
This was a man after 30yrs he left the sit power did nothing to improve himself Buhari was never recorded of carry out any project rather he was wailing about crying nd threatening blood nd baboon if he isn't elected Is damn clear that this government is not sincere with those that voted them in power Buhari is an insult to all well learned Nigerians All the Zombie that voted this government of hardship may this locate you personally wherever you are
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All this benue girls sef Oone come and carry your sister oooo |
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I was looking one fat ass one day in garki market here in abuja through my side mirror didn't know how I jam a wheelbarrow pusher Car wey I borrow I was praying if anything should spoil let it be the wheelbarrow is better to injure the wheelbarrow boy than to face the onwer of the car that was my thoughts but thank God nothing really damaged Attention while drive is the best advice |
That was how buhari told us he was a saint |
Double wahala for person wey buy the pikin So anything is for sale Poverty hardens some people's minds sometimes |
This reminds of that song You can shine a little brighter shine for world to see Fair complexion girls are really beating off their dark skin counterpart Indeed light skin girls are irresistible I have never dated a dark skin girl before |
Make no mention Naira abuse ooo Dollar Pounds South African rand Even Ghana cedis they are all abusing and bullying Naira Naira is that one currency |
Fayose and food |
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