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I bought my dad a Samsung s4 I was surprised when I came back one year later to see the phone looking so new with no app installed mehn am thinking of taking back the phone and giving him the one he can handle maybe I will get this Nokia for him


The problem is how do I convince him

Nma27:
Yea... Your future wife is probably spread out "eagle style" in a dude's room

na so that's why I said na pass me I pass you shikena

OldBeer:
I agree totally.
Just the way your mother was passed around before settling for your poor father.

those days world never spoil like it is now

Women na really pass me and pass you


Chop chop make the owner come carry pot



Recycled bitches

When will NOUN change their style that school is dead as in dead


Make refund me of all my money I no dey do again

E no concern me



I no chop their owambe rice when dem do marriage




Where Liar Mohammed he has something to say

DSS and their robbery

Ever wey this APC government enter power na correct lie missile we dey see oo


Lie this days don plenty

Amarabae:
He should go to owerri and enjoy his money.

which side for owerri he won go enjoy the money make boys kidnap him anytime I enter owerri na Las Vagas I dey chill Hmmmmmmm here in abuja na expensive flexing

They way ladies push for marriage this days eee tire me
I just met a lady she started dating for 1month she is talking about how this year will not pass her by that she must get married Hmmmmmmm I quickly gave her a big Amen God will do it for you


Right now we dey quarrel

Marriage scare


Getting married is indeed a cage



Even this my bae wey be just my girlfriend just dey over power me if I come wife am now I don finish be that

Still boycotting marriage for now

I came here to learn

Car gurus Oya oooo


Make I learn one thing this morning in case I buy my keke



Do keke also have overdrive

missyadorable:
At her age,married with kids.successful,financially bouyant

of what use is her father to her?
what does she need him for?

next story pls

God is watching you

shadrach77:
The baby is overweight

which one you don born abeg you think sey e easy to vomit akamu wey fit form pikin. Always learn to appreciate something good do that you can have yours

See as the lady compliment sheyi



Imagine sey sheyi married person wey look like am I wonder wetin their children go look like




Look for a lady that will compliment you

Ikorodu.

What's the meaning in yoruba

When are you thieves going to amend the constitution that enriched you people's pocket



Nonsense

Common DSTV una never handle

IpobExposed:
after the liepods will begin to say nobody is fighting against the Fulani herdsmen

oga they where sentence for stealing cattles not killing people




You rushed to comment
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Turbocharged zombie

davodyguy:
As a Nigerian, you can never be stranded in Nigeria

I mean with the way things are going in this country
Sick president
Bad economy
Insecurity
Hunger
The list is endless

Yes you can be stranded in Nigeria

So someone can be stranded in the US of all places


What about in Nigeria our own don pass stranded


Rip to the husband

Na so political parties


Na so dem form what we are suffering from today APC

Losing job for this buhari infected recession


Chai I pity the teacher


If na in those days wey school dey sweet your teacher go flog you scatter your parent will give him a high5 a job weldone

I key into the grace that was available for them

U can't serve God wholeheartedly and he wouldn't bless you

Abraham blessing are mine no be for mouth

God answer my prayers ooo

Little beginning






God bless them

Like play like play

Linda ikeji is like yes yes yes yes


Don baba j


Gift put off the light

gadgetsngs:
want this thing to go back to 500 ,cos there is still no diffrence in Market price

your head dey there totally no difference ordinary sniper na 500 imagine wetin I dey buy for 200 before

No wonder people dry jump enter lagoon cus even sniper now is on the high side expensive

Naira just be like Lazarus

Today e go raise knowing fully well that it will crash



Our president is in aso rock drink fura through pipe

God is always alife

Make I fry weed



I dey come

adaksbullet:
Am do mine copper service their too


They are no no how too taked good care off ppl down hear


Am only used mine ear too ear alawi, am no seen it collet


Am tanked God that am serve finish today!!! No sense state too serve!!



Mtcheeeeeeeeee

ogini what is this

See mama my

How I do apply am a well trained pilot

My grandmother is from Edo bet me I learnt a lot from her


Jokes apart I dey find work ooo

May God protect them


Borno case is like a bush meat catching the hunter


Don't devise evil against anyone no matter how much you hate them