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PropertiesRe: new pictures:2plots With 4-bedroom Bungalow @ N2.1m. get a Buyer & Get N100,000 by maxproxl(op): 12:26pm On May 23, 2013
STILL AVAILABLE smiley
PropertiesRe: new pictures:2plots With 4-bedroom Bungalow @ N2.1m. get a Buyer & Get N100,000 by maxproxl(op): 11:32am On May 23, 2013
still available. keep calling
PropertiesRe: new pictures:2plots With 4-bedroom Bungalow @ N2.1m. get a Buyer & Get N100,000 by maxproxl(op): 11:31am On May 23, 2013
still available
PropertiesRe: new pictures:2plots With 4-bedroom Bungalow @ N2.1m. get a Buyer & Get N100,000 by maxproxl(op): 11:27am On May 23, 2013
STILL AVAILABLE

@ ROYALMAN, CHECK YOUR EMAIL

@KOPELL, PLEASE SEND YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS
PropertiesRe: new pictures:2plots With 4-bedroom Bungalow @ N2.1m. get a Buyer & Get N100,000 by maxproxl(op): 11:25am On May 23, 2013
STILL AVAILABLE... KEEP CALLING. LAST PRICE IS N1.95M

FOR PICTURES, SEND YOUR EMAIL TO 0803-629-4184

GET A BUYER AND RECEIVE N100,000 COMMISSION (NO STORIES)

PLEASE DONT INFLATE THE PRICE smiley wink
PropertiesRe: new pictures:2plots With 4-bedroom Bungalow @ N2.1m. get a Buyer & Get N100,000 by maxproxl(op): 6:13pm On May 22, 2013
still available smiley
PropertiesRe: new pictures:2plots With 4-bedroom Bungalow @ N2.1m. get a Buyer & Get N100,000 by maxproxl(op): 3:38pm On May 22, 2013
STILL AVAILABLE
PropertiesRe: new pictures:2plots With 4-bedroom Bungalow @ N2.1m. get a Buyer & Get N100,000 by maxproxl(op): 3:01pm On May 22, 2013
dont miss it. still available...
PropertiesRe: new pictures:2plots With 4-bedroom Bungalow @ N2.1m. get a Buyer & Get N100,000 by maxproxl(op): 2:57pm On May 22, 2013
still available smiley smiley
Propertiesnew pictures:2plots With 4-bedroom Bungalow @ N2.1m. get a Buyer & Get N100,000 by maxproxl(op):
[b]get a buyer and get N100,000 commission(no stories)
if you know a politician from kwara state resident in lagos or abuja
or an investor looking for cheap real estate, then this
could be an opportunity for you to make cool cash.

wonderful piece of real estate at an affordable rate at BASIN ROAD ilorin, kwara state capital.
0ver 2plots of land with "government receipt" & "survey".
with 4-bedroom bungalow(uncompleted)
just N2.1million(not negotiable)

soak-away and well already constructed
cleared land, no trees, no gravels, no stones
surveyed land with good access road
school and guest house in neighborhood
property close to winners chapel(oyedepo's church)
not far from SHOPRITE ilorin

suitable for guest house, student hostel, church, factory or residential.
very affordable as one plot of land sells for about N900,000 in the area.
owners needs cash urgently.


Call: 0803-629-4184. please dont flash. its better to send sms. good luck
PICTURES TOO LARGE TO UPLOAD. SEND YOUR EMAIL TO GET PIX.
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AutosRe: Nigerian Used Nissan Maxima (1995 Model) For Sale -n450k With Pictures by maxproxl: 11:44am On May 20, 2013
hello. pls whats the engine condition. am offering 350k because am reselling. let me know your decision. will call u soon. tnx
AutosRe: Used Toyota Avensis 1998 Model For Sale N300k- In Good Condition by maxproxl: 11:33am On May 20, 2013
how much is the last price. and whats the engine condition. where is the car located presently. pls post a naija number asap. very urgent.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From 2face And Annie's Traditional Wedding by maxproxl: 9:42am On Mar 09, 2013
Symphony007: Where is 2face from? does'nt he have a culture that he will go and put on the traditional atire of his prospective wife's tribe! it's wrong,shamefull and disgracefull.
Na wa for u o. Its so amazing that u don't know that's the way it is done. A groom is to wear the traditional attire of his bride's tribe. Pls let's stop being tribalistic. For your info, tuface is from benue and annie is from akwa-ibom

Though tuface is guilty of havin kids out of wedlock from different women, am so happy that he made the right choice to marry annie because they av been datin way back b4 tuface became a star when he was still strugln. His other baby mamas just got attracted due to his fame and fortune. Congrats to both of them. Happy married life
CelebritiesRe: Photos From 2face And Annie's Traditional Wedding by maxproxl: 9:26am On Mar 09, 2013
semochendo1: I don't believe this pics jor.. It might be just an ocassion... How on earth won't u snap them together if truely its their traditional wedding?? Besides,they r wearing entirely different attire.. Chai!! I can't believe nairalanders can b this cheaply fooled!
Oga what planet are u from. Sorry ehn am just curious
AutosRe: Sold. Sold. Sold. Honda Accord Baby Boy . Price Reduced, 300k.{pics} by maxproxl: 4:30am On Feb 24, 2013
Its amazing this car is still available since october. I called mr oyewale when the car was at osogbo but didn't get a good response. Now u said the engine and gear needs to be changed which is a huge amount. Considerin all this with some other unseen expenses, kindly sell it for 250k. Will call funmi soon. Thank you
AutosRe: Reg 2000 Model Nissan Altima(450k) by maxproxl: 4:01am On Feb 24, 2013
What's the engine and gear condition. 350k serious buyer. Cash is available. Av been callin your lines
Business To BusinessRe: I Need 50k Loan by maxproxl: 9:23am On Feb 11, 2013
I can help you with the loan if you can meet all my requirements. 100% interest is not realistic so don't deceive yourself. Since you don't have any collateral, these are my requirements.

1. Your PHCN bill(of where you live)
2. Valid ID Card(national I'd or drivers license)
3. Your international passport
4. Your bank statement(last 3months)
5. Two witnesses(that can guarantee that you will pay back)
6. You will pay back N75,000 at an agreed date

If you have integrity, the list above is not difficult to get. The choice is yours. you will succeed.
AdvertsValentine Discount: Get Your Business Website At A Cheap Rate. by maxproxl(op): 2:52pm On Feb 07, 2013
Dear friend
Its time to project the image of your company and promote your business. Its time to give your business a global platform and make more money.

Stop wasting money on adverts that don't work. Stop waiting, stop wishing, stop hoping and start acting. Get your personal website now.

Are you a consultant, events manager, wedding planner, make-up artist, photographer, banker with personal business, food products dealer, model scout, aspiring model, dry-cleaner, laundry operator, satchet water producer, medical doctor, Private lawyer, Site engineer, accountant, fashion designer, automobile dealer, caterer, cake baker, property agent, real estate manager, commodities trader, journalist,
magazine publisher, freelance writer, book author, public speaker,
printing press owner, boutique owner, cybercafe operator, hotel owner, politician, personal assistant, project manager etc,
a website will surely boost your business profile and bring more profit.

Its the cheapest means to announce your business to corporate business men & people living abroad. Its the ultimate business card.

Just N17,500 for a functional and dynamic website plus free management. However you can pay N12,500 before February 28th. Its our valentine special discount. Don't miss it.

Act fast and don't procrastinate.
Think BIG and start small, grow gradually and keep improving your business.

For more details visit www.maxproconne­ct.com and
click on "website info".
Call: 0803-629-4184. BBpin:30f7cea4.
You will excel and succeed.
TV/MoviesRe: 20 Nollywood Movies We Will Never Forget by maxproxl: 7:54am On Dec 27, 2012
Nice list but "Keeping faith": RMD, ego boyo, genevieve and funmi aofiyebi,
"out of bounds": RMD and bimbo akintola and "flesh and blood": RMD and Amaeze should be on the list
NYSCRe: Picture Of Corpers Being Punished By Soldiers In Camp by maxproxl:
No big deal. Durin my days at iyana ipaja camp in lagos, we were forced to sit on bare floor for long hours under the hot sun. Soldiers flogged some corpers eating at the mammy market while parade was on.
I only used ten days on camp due to my business but that period was very unpleasant, l saw soldiers tearin trousers of female corpers with scissors on their body just because its a customised type. Some soldiers busted female hostels while they were bathing rushin them out for the mornin parade.

To me nysc is crap and shld be scrapd. Its just a means for the govt to embezzle funds. Do u know that the budget for each corpers uniform is 75,000 and all u get is a set of poor quality clothes. Not to mention the food and hostel condition. A soldier flogged a corper in one of the south eastern states few years ago and she later died. Its so sad and painful
AutosRe: Honda Accord Baby Boy,For sale 4000k. Extremely Cheap(pics inside) by maxproxl: 5:52pm On Nov 17, 2012
My ayoflyn. Av been caln the naija number u posted and no response. Av a friend at osogbo. I av 350k cash. Please kindly accept it. Can u post interior pictures. Pls respond
AutosRe: HONDA Bullet (Giveaway price)-sold by maxproxl: 5:21pm On Nov 17, 2012
Am offerin 330k. Cash is available. We spoke on phone today. Your 380k offer is too much. Can pay more if it was a lagos number plate. 330k and its a deal
PoliticsRe: Dr. Sola Saraki Is DEAD by maxproxl: 10:54am On Nov 14, 2012
eikeem: I think Baba Oloye saw this coming long before now. He also knew that announcing his son as the next godfather would generate rancour, so he staged a fight with Bukola and chose to belong to the losing side.
He wrote the script too well, and intelligently delivered Kwara to his son.
Well said sir. U spoke my mind. Saraki is a strategic politian. It was all in his plan.
FashionRe: Nigerian Makeup Artists And Their Exorbitant Prices by maxproxl: 8:39am On Nov 10, 2012
quin9: They won't be in business if people aren't paying,neither wld they charge that much if their clients av not been up to it,most of these peeps go abroad to get certified,and diz is Naija where there is a lot of money to throw around,where we spend heavily on parties,its not only makeup that is expensive EVERYTHING is.
As for being rude,YES most of them are,but sometimes people are really annoying,the bride has made her specification,had a trial nd all nd on that day d SU anty comes in saying"u don't need diz,d lips it too red,clean it nd use only gloss don't let d eyeshadow show(d bride is like don't mind her,till an arguement ensues or som1 cries),d church will diz d elders will dat blah bla bla...anoda 1 comes saying am d elder sis so"u'll makeup nd tye my gele shogbo?(Free oh!),jus then anoda 1 comes picks ur lipstick and apply straight on her lip!(No permission).In diz trade u need REAL patience,which a lot of people don't av.
I must confess, comments on this thread got me laughin to tears. This one above is the funniest sha. Can't stop laughin oo. I don't know why people spend so much on bridal makeup. 200k is too much o. Wtf. In as much as l agree that celebrations is an integral part of our life, we should be modest in spendin. My cousin did her wedn makeup herself and it looked so cool that people asked to know the makeup artist. From there she started getn jobs chargin as low as 50k per wedn(for 5people). She turned her hubby into a business(without formal training). Av told my fiance, am not spendn a dime on make up artist. She can do it herself or tell her sisters. Na wa for naija
AutosRe: Volkswagen Jetta Toks For Sale 550k Very Clean by maxproxl: 10:58am On Nov 09, 2012
You're a big joker oga. Cars like this don't sell on this forum for that price. I advice u meet danfo drivers to link u with cab men that operate charter services around lagos. Or u can go to sango ota. So so funny. Good luck
AutosRe: Clean Toyota Camry Aka Orobo 93/94model Forsale: N450k SOLD by maxproxl: 10:41am On Nov 09, 2012
Pls post interior pix. What's the engine condition. can it go for 380k. Av been caln your line since
CrimeAnother Jungle Justice: 2men, One Teenager And One Woman Burnt Alive by maxproxl(op): 9:36am On Nov 09, 2012
Viewers Discretion is Advised on link below.
So Pathetic.
Humans have become beast.
No Questions Please after watching!
I received it via bbm. Its so sad and painful

http://video.ak.fbcdn.net/cfs-ak-prn1/v/608710/278/10151253873252463_31213.mp4?oh=335de32326a8560e183686a5a542727b&oe=509E0DFB&__gda__=1352526026_9fe4e62709102de3d946dabe879e90a3
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Freaks Out On Twitter After Obama Wins Election by maxproxl: 11:19pm On Nov 07, 2012
Now av lost all my respect for trump. Its obvious he hates obama so much. I wonder if its due to being democratic or obama being black. Trump has become an attention freak. If it bothers him that much, why not contest too. Its better u focus on your real estate empire, casinos, pageants and other businesses. What revolution is he talkin about. An election won with integrity that even romney accepted defeat without conflict. Quoting his popular line on "the apprentice". Trump you're fired.
EventsRe: Wedding Mistakes ~ What Would You Have Done Differently? by maxproxl: 11:48am On Nov 07, 2012
Am feelin this thread and av learnt quite a lot. My wedn is in 5weeks time so its a good platform to share my ideas.

Its so sad that couples can't be in control in Nigeria as parents always have different ideas and want to have their way. The only thing u can control is groom and bride apparel.

For me, I want a low key wedn of 200guests. 100each from both families. See both parents sayin it will be up to 500guests. I don't want to print IV just to reduce guests, see my own parents objectn to it. I told them bulk sms, bbm and verbally is better, they said no.

I want my own digital photographer(a close friend), my parent said they will use the family photographer. The guy is so old school but to them he's classic and more experienced.

The bride's parent church is very small and shabby. With old wooden chairs, broken walls and little space. Can only accommodate about 75people. I told both parents its better we use the reception hall for the service, they said no that plastic chairs will be rented and canopies can be errected outside the church. My plan is to paint the church and buy 75plastic chairs and give the pastor as my own special gift.

Av gotn a Dj, both parents said live band is better. I said aso ebi isn't compulsory, they said no. Infact there are about 3ypes of aso ebi. So in Nigeria, there is little couples can do to be in charge of the wedn. Even when u hire a wedn planner, parents still av their own plans.

I must confess, l don tire for all this wahala. Arguements and disagreement just for an event of few hours. Its so sad sha. Na wa for naija parents.

Basic things for any wedn are:

1.Couple Apparel(as u can afford)

2. Good venue(easily accessible)

3. Quality food not quantity alone(use family members u can trust that are committed)

4. Control number of guests(circulate only few IVs)

5. Don't impress people to depress yourself. You will regret it after the wedn

6. Stick to your budget(never ever borrow to fund a wedn)

7. Aso ebi is not compulsory. If u av to do it, both parents, couple siblings and close relatives are okay so there won't be any issue of gift or debt

8. Reception isn't compulsory if u can't afford it(u can package take away food for people after the church service or nikkah)

9. Good music and sound balance

10. Uninterrupted power supply(use a generator and have a back up incase it fails)

In a nutshell, wedn is for a day and marriage is for a life time. We should focus more on the marriage. Am just happy that my wife to be is on the same page with me. I luv her so much. May all nairalanders heart desires for their wedn be fulfilled and may we all experience all the blessings of matrimony in jesus name.
CelebritiesRe: Who's The Prettiest African Actress? by maxproxl:
For me its omotola. After four kids, she still looks so pretty and sexy. Av seen omotola with and without make up and she looked so cool.l don't know why people are sayin yvonne nelson is pretty. She's just okay abeg. Genevieve used to be so pretty, don't know what happened to her. Its so sad she's agein fast even at her young age.

Other pretty ones are(in no particualr order):judgin by facial looks only.

Stella damascus
Damilola(tinsel)
Stephanie okereke
In edo
Jackie appiah
Nadia buhari
And among the oldies, its Joke silva(for real, she's still fine)

RomanceRe: Being With A Man As He Builds Himself Up From Scratch by maxproxl:
My sister, am going to be very practical with you. If u really love this guy, your parents opinion dont count. You're ghanian and he's nigerian(both west african). you've lived all your life in the US so l expect u to think like an american not like the average african. He's hardworkin and progressin gradually. He loves you and you love him too. My question is, do u love him more to see him blossom and become like the "so called status your parents desire". If your parent are self made and didn't inherit wealth, they will value this young man.

He's a graduate, also workin on his masters, an immigrant that now has his own apartment. Haha, The best your can do for this young man is to persuade your dad to help him get a "real job" as u noted. He doesn't av a car. So what. Don't marry a man because of what he drives but be sensitive to what drives him. In this case, your man is driven by a strong passion to succeed and a desire to make you happy. True love is about taking away all those material things and still have that strong feelin for that special person.

LOVE is about TALKING. When you call someone your "soulmate", there should be no limit to communication. Nothing should be hidden. True love should be 100%. Women are emotional and men are logical. Women thrive on communication and men thrive on information. If you really love him, you will talk to him; you will also listen to him. As u said he's patient, calm and very loving. All you can do is to help him grow.

Where there is no communication, there is no information and where there is no information, there is no understanding. To understand your partner, you need to constantly communicate and inform that person. So tell me how can you do both if you don't talk.

Its so sad that we're all engulfed in what l call the "burden of culture and tradition". please learn to talk more to boost your relationship. improve your communication skills to rekindle your love life.

In a nutshell, never ever compare your man with other guys and always motivate and inspire him with good words on a daily basis. as a christian, commit your ways to God in prayer and he will direct you.

don't get discouraged by some response on nairaland. You're not too young at 22. The problem with most nigerians is that most of your age mates are still undergraduates so they cant comprehend why you're plannin ahead now. wedding is for a day and marriage is for a lifetime so focus on your future and prepare for this lifelong adventure. Every building began from the foundation and the depth of the foundation determines the height of the building. My question for you today, what kind of structure are you building. You will excel and succeed.

PhonesRe: MTN Subscriber Base Hits 183m, Creates 350,000 Jobs In Nigeria by maxproxl:
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Instead of posting above lousy comments, why don't you think a little deeper and look around to see the ripple effect of such company on Nigerian economy:
- Huawei, Ericsson, ZTE, CNSSL, etc are big companies that maintain various network infrastructures for MTN, who do you think indirectly gives employment to the staff of these companies?
- With over 9,000 base stations, who pays some of your cronies, relatives and uncles who supply diesel to fuel these generators and do maintenance on the ACs, masts, generators, etc
- Do you know how many mouths that walk-in centres, connect stores, recharge cards sales outlets, feed daily because they do business directly with MTN?
- What of security guards in all the base stations and offices, drivers, cleaners, facility maintenance guys, the IT companies that maintain systems and network stuff for the company added staff because a company like MTN demand their services.
- need I tell you about MTN Foundation that are staffed by ordinary Nigerians like you and me, but are solely involved in providing Corporate Social Responsibilities to support government efforts in health-care, education, entertainment, social rehabilitation.
Guys, let's appreciate good things. MTN has done far far good things for this nation than even many of our government parastatals have done for their constituencies. If MTN disappears from naija today. Omo, na chaos be that oh. Pls appreciate what is good.
Well said bro. You're well informed. Keep educating the bunch of naïve nairalanders. Mtn despite their shortcomings, still plays a major role in our economy. Despite the high level of insecurity and vandalisation of base stations, mtn has always strived to improve. However they can do better.

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