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HealthRe: Shocking Dangers Of Consuming Catfish by maxti: 1:18am On Jan 21, 2016
this isn't making any sense!
TravelRe: Food Aero Airline Served A Passenger While Travelling From Lagos-Port Harcourt by maxti: 12:45pm On Jan 18, 2016
alatbaba1:
So. U expect make dem give u rice n pounded yam together Or a pack of big chivita? Do u knw dat most ppl will nt finish da stuff u r complaining about. It's for refreshment not foood. Next time when u r hungry, get garri and water with kulikuli aboard d aircraft.


Naija mentality.
Am surprised. and this made fp?
probably his first time flying and he expects so much.
he even for a good fare
FamilyRe: Why I Don't Want My Brother To Get Married To Her by maxti: 9:50am On Jan 18, 2016
SSpeter:
I am can never be God. I don't want any of those memories......My brother should know the truth. He deserves the truth!.....i can't be part of a family with a man that nearly ruined my family
The best you can do is let him know the truth and then respect and agree to whatever decisions he decides to take [color=#000099][/color]
CrimeRe: Man Who Wants To Commit Suicide In Ibadan Nigeria Today - Photos by maxti: 9:33am On Jan 18, 2016
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Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day! Must Read by maxti: 9:28am On Jan 18, 2016
SexyKaycee:
i collected it and havent gone to see her again grin
Good one! Thumbs up.
If she had asked u to leave it I.e give the waiter, it's understandable but to say you are disgracing her, not acceptable .
BusinessRe: Why Do Our Bank Charges Us N301 While Cbn Sell For Them At N199 Per Dollar by maxti: 9:22am On Jan 18, 2016
It so annoying.
This singular action from my bank almost ruined my shopping experience at DSF
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Turned CBN Into Atm~former CBN Governor, Charles Soludo by maxti: 9:16am On Jan 18, 2016
It is well!
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day! Must Read by maxti: 9:09am On Jan 18, 2016
I hope u collected it?
PoliticsRe: The Economy Of The World Explained With Just Two Cows by maxti: 9:04am On Jan 18, 2016
Nice one.
I hope this made front page?
Jokes EtcRe: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by maxti: 6:02pm On Jan 17, 2016
Rapmoney:
Bro, without rice, there's no jollof! wink
we have joll of beans, jolly of plantain, joll of yam. a.k.a asaro. looòl
Christianity EtcRe: Checkout This Giant Glass Slipper Church Built To Attract Women (photos) by maxti: 10:34am On Jan 16, 2016
beautiful. let's see inside
HealthRe: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by maxti: 3:23pm On Jan 15, 2016
suwalee:
u sure wat of practising kegal exercise for awhile
Kegel makes u able to control it and make it tighter.
BusinessRe: CBN To Replace Local Bureau-De-Changes With Travelex by maxti: 12:50pm On Jan 15, 2016
lifestyle1:
Why can't we buy directly from banks ?
banks are worse. even transact higher than black market
HealthRe: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by maxti: 10:08pm On Jan 14, 2016
Sorry, medically. Not possible.
Just story
BusinessRe: Help!!! UBA Is Defrauding Me! by maxti: 9:35pm On Jan 14, 2016
Virtually all banks in Nigeria are Guilty of this. " had same issues. They call it DCC transaction.
In my case, it was GTB. When I contacted them, I was told that it is the dollar equivalent that is being charged. And funny enough, it also charged at 270 Naira to a dollar.
TravelRe: I'm Thinking Of Relocating To Dubai For Greener Pasture by maxti: 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2016
Let me do my bit.
With 400k, you first convert to dollars. Let's use black market rate of 280. That leaves you with $1,429 dollars.
Also an assumption that you already purchased your return ticket and visa.
Let's say return ticket at 120,000k and visa at 30,000k.(assumed not part of the 400k)
With your $1,429 dollars, you get 5,144 Dirhams.
Before you get your footing, accommodation + breakfast is 200 Dirhams per night. With no job yet, you will keep spending n not generate any income. How long do u think this will go on before your visa expires, before you get a job?
Mind you. The fine for overstay is $3,000......
To cut the long analysis short.
Invest your 400k in Nigeria. Trust me. It will be better.
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by maxti: 5:14pm On Jan 14, 2016
MhizTessy:
My curiousity led me to talk to a doctor, he said he would check with his fingers to see if there is a wide entrance.

He was wearing his gloves when I told him, 'dont bother again, thank you sir' cry
search no further, you are still a Virgin. Relax.
PoliticsRe: Ex-NIMASA Boss, Patrick Akpobolokemi In Court Today - Pictured by maxti: 2:38pm On Jan 14, 2016
I won't be surprised to see any of them brought in coffin.
CultureRe: Woman Flees Nigeria To Canada To Escape FGM by maxti: 5:33am On Jan 14, 2016
Keneking:
Story ..visa things grin
Don't mind them. Very Annoying.
PetsRe: I Want To Have A Snake As A Pet by maxti: 8:41pm On Jan 13, 2016
When I told my friends I wanted a cub as a pet, they laughed at me.
I love lions so much. Had to visit Kenya to see some.
Op, I feel your passion.
Nairalanders, please contact me if anyone has a cub for sale.

Best of Luck op
FamilyRe: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by maxti: 2:06am On Jan 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
Guys actually care about Being virgins??lipsrsealed


Okay...this is weird.
Yes, more than you can imagine
EducationRe: Pics: What Should I Do To This Student? by maxti: 2:45pm On Jan 06, 2016
I don't waste time on such.
I do the needful
PoliticsRe: $2.1bn Arms Deal: Adesina Reacts To Collecting N50m by maxti: 2:44pm On Jan 06, 2016
Ok
PhonesRe: Mark Zuckerberg's Epic Response To Darlene Loretto, A Facebook User by maxti: 12:14pm On Jan 06, 2016
Decker:
So if we are to bring it home, what Mark Zuckerberg is actually saying is that; Instead of women to dream about marrying financially successful men, they should strive towards being financially successful.
NAILED IT
PoliticsRe: What's Happening To Warri? by maxti: 3:30am On Jan 06, 2016
obailala:
What happened to the city of Warri is a classical case of a vacuum of leadership. Delta state has had no leader since 2007.

The only reason we still have an NNPC (NPDC) office in Benin is because when they wanted to relocate, Gov Adams prevailed seriously on them not to. Similarly, I remember the case of Gov Amaechi of Rivers state prevailing and even blackmailing the management of NLNG to relocate their HQ from Lagos to PH. That is what leaders do for their states.

Few years back when Shell wanted to leave Warri, the first thing Gov Uduaghan did was to rush in with a consortium of his friends to buy off the shell estates, clinic and even the Warri airport from Shell. Anybody who has links with warri knows that Shell was basically the life blood of the city. If only Delta state had a leadership, Shell would never have left. I was in Warri 2 years ago and I wept at what was left of the town.

We really need to stop voting and re-electing imbeciles as leaders.
Too bad!
RomanceRe: He Is Too Shy by maxti: 2:05pm On Jan 05, 2016
Estharfabian:
Unconventional Nairaland folks would probably tell You to Ask him out...grin

please don't...If he's shy now? He'll probably be SHY in all Areas of his Life....cry

eg.intimacy??lipsrsealed
There are many reasons for been shy. It is either genuine or fake. If fake, it might be a ploy to eat his cake n have it.
In between. I Don't think you should rush or push it, cos whichever it is, I don't see him wanting to settle down soon. Except u just want to........
PoliticsRe: Biafran Passport: MASSOB Defrauded Us –victims by maxti: 11:29am On Jan 05, 2016
This is the same person who is supposed to lead BIAFRA?
#reset
RomanceRe: Pls SHARE To Increase My Chance Of Locating Her!! by maxti: 10:34pm On Jan 04, 2016
Sorry, her wedding is Coming up this sat.
U are invited.
PoliticsRe: Why Is Noone Talking About Lagarde's Visit To Nigeria by maxti: 10:25pm On Jan 04, 2016
It's in
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unbelievable! Come In Here Guys And See The Water Bus by maxti: 11:01pm On Jan 03, 2016
Laryne:
Please give Nigeria time...we are not where we want to be but we are not where we used to be. One step at a time.
A similar water bus was used in Bayelsa in 2004/5. The only difference was that it didn't drive on land.
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by maxti: 4:44pm On Jan 03, 2016
profeoo:
Only mad ppl will like this post

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