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Family / Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by maxtop(m): 5:25pm On Aug 13, 2017
Yes, there is one we called Mourinho in my hood.
Crime / Re: Cultist Buried With Hot Drink, Marijuana And Cigarette (Graphic Photo) by maxtop(m): 6:58pm On Aug 08, 2017
Stupid mofos with low life. They should have buried him with guns and matchets.
Politics / Re: Wedding Invitation Card Of Ibrahim Babangida & Maryam In 1969 (Photo) by maxtop(m): 6:54pm On Aug 08, 2017
Hmmm ... how time flies.
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Shocked As Fans Who Attacked Tekno Beg Him For Help by maxtop(m): 5:21pm On Jul 08, 2017
Bunch of corporate beggars ....SMH
Celebrities / Re: Harrysong: "Kcee Wants To Kill Me, Sent Hired Killers To Me" by maxtop(m): 5:17pm On Jul 08, 2017
Stop complaining bros. Send hired killer back to him. Men don't get scared of that, you only die once. If you need help I can render one.

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Celebrities / Re: Rosaline Meurer Writes Open Letter To Her Future Husband by maxtop(m): 11:01am On Jun 22, 2017
nell4:
This girl na over hyped. she no fine self. prefer her makeup free self than the text coat own.Tonto fine pass her anyday anytime.

Oga Churchill go vex ooo. grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Rosaline Meurer Writes Open Letter To Her Future Husband by maxtop(m): 10:48am On Jun 22, 2017
I wonder how this piece will make Buhari come home and sign the budgets.

IMO Sister Tonto just ruin her marriage with 'strong head '. She can only have my sympathy if Mr. Churchrat[s][/s] sorry, Churchill met her a virgin. grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by maxtop(m): 7:19am On Jun 22, 2017
You better do it now before I loose my temper. grin
Car Talk / Re: Common Toyota Problems by maxtop(m): 7:18am On Jun 22, 2017
lonelydora:
You forgot

1. Shock Absorber failures

2. Dashboard cracking

3. Transmission issues

4. And una go dey follow Honda drag space when una know say Honda pass una.

It's a matter of choice nah. You dey vex ? grin
Economically, Toyota is the best.

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Politics / Re: Ademola Adeleke Prostrates For Oba Rasheed Akanbi (Photos) by maxtop(m): 4:38pm On Jun 20, 2017
Is my eyes deceiving me ? Is that not Iyiola Omisore? I comment my reserve then
Crime / Re: Lagos State Police Arrests 6 Armed Robbers In Agbara (photo) by maxtop(m): 2:56pm On Jun 14, 2017
In other news , PMB is now fit to continue with his presidency grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Advises Women To Stop Fighting Over Men, Fans React by maxtop(m): 2:53pm On Jun 14, 2017
When an outdated olosho talks, they are surely talking from experience. They forgot that women should be submissive to their husbands. Well, they now have a league in Nigeria now building their empire without men in their lives. They can continue building the empire but guys are there to sample punanis.

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Celebrities / Re: I Have A Problem With Thieves - Dammy Krane (throwback Tweet ) by maxtop(m): 8:28am On Jun 03, 2017
Chai !!! People wicked ooo. See as dem go dig grave comot dead body.
Health / Re: Snake Invades Ilorin Teaching Hospital, May Allah Save The Patients. by maxtop(m): 2:51pm On May 31, 2017
All I see is just one snake nah. I hope to see like 50 snakes then I will with that word "invasion" ...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 'covfefe' Trends On Social Media After Trump Shares Unfinished Tweet With Typo by maxtop(m): 2:48pm On May 31, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Jealous , sick libtards looking for every means to bring a good man down

One of the few retarded brains we have around. If you are in America and you know what his policies has brought upon people you will have to say otherwise. He is mean and clueless, am sure by now many people are beginning to see his ineffectiveness to be the C-In-C. He preaches hate, terror and war.
Sports / Re: List Of Invited Super Eagles Player For South Africa Match by maxtop(m): 2:31pm On May 31, 2017
The list is not complete without Samuel Eto o grin

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Celebrities / Re: Hannah Turay, Kanu Ogbonna's Baby Mama Reacts: 'Leave Me And My Kids' by maxtop(m): 7:36pm On May 30, 2017
Shameless folks ...
Celebrities / Re: Efe Visits Solomon Dalung, Minister Of Sports (Photos) by maxtop(m): 7:28pm On May 30, 2017
So this man is a Barrister? Na wha for naija

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Celebrities / Re: Efe Visits Solomon Dalung, Minister Of Sports (Photos) by maxtop(m): 7:27pm On May 30, 2017
Did he wants to play for Super Eagle ? Based on logistics
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Donates 5 Cars To 5 People In Surulere (pics) by maxtop(m): 9:44pm On Mar 10, 2017
Paid advert. OP, how much were you paid. From the caption, you will know them. Next news if there is any .
Religion / Re: "Apostle Suleman Likes Sex Too Much & Once Gave Me Proceeds Of Crusades" by maxtop(m): 9:30pm On Mar 10, 2017
Well, story for the gods. Buhari is back in the country and I fear the price of commodities will significantly jump up. My fear though.

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Travel / Re: "Ignore Call To Postpone US Trip" - Foreign Minister Tells Nigerians by maxtop(m): 3:54pm On Mar 07, 2017
Lolz ..."Trumphobia" is still affecting some people. Even those residing here are affected too. Something needs to be done about the disease.
Travel / Re: "Ignore Call To Postpone US Trip" - Foreign Minister Tells Nigerians by maxtop(m): 3:53pm On Mar 07, 2017
Lolz ..."Trumphobia" is still affecting some people. Even those residing here are affected too. Something needs to be done about the disease.

angry

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Romance / Re: Shock As Nigerian Lady Posts After-sex Photos With Her Boyfriend On Facebook by maxtop(m): 1:28pm On Feb 27, 2017
Her life, her problem ... grin
Events / Re: Kano Government Spends N200M On Mass Wedding For 1,520 Couples (Photos) by maxtop(m): 1:25pm On Feb 27, 2017
Share wasting of public funds. That money could well be spent on some vital projects in that state. Celebrating idiocy at the expenses of the masses.

If you look at the age of the so-called brides, majority of them are still minors while the bridegrooms will be 70 years and above.

I still wanted to know how marriage ceremony is the responsibilities of the state government?

Nigeria we hail thee .........
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: #istandwithnigeria Protest In Uyo by maxtop(m): 5:51pm On Feb 06, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
See Massive Crowd!! Buhari is now afraid!

He will soon Release Nnamdi Cownu!

What is "massive" about the crowd here ?

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Events / Re: Wedding Photos Of The 60-Year-Old Bride And Her Husband by maxtop(m): 2:05am On Feb 05, 2017
Came:
I want make this woman tell me why she no wan marry since all these years.I go like no oooooo!!!!

Ego .
Pride ..
Unrepentant ...
Politics / Re: Troops Recover Shilka And Gun Truck From Fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists (photos) by maxtop(m): 7:44am On Feb 02, 2017
Kudos to these gallant soldiers. May almighty God guide and protect them. BTW, I thought these sons of bitches don die finish ni ? Where are they emanating from if indeed they have defeated them in Sambisa Forest.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Army Recruitment; Kwara uncovers 67 fake citizens by maxtop(m): 7:37am On Feb 02, 2017
Hmmm ...don't blame those guys for changing state. When is it a crime to claim any state sef ? In as much as they are Nigerians let them serve there fatherland nah.

This is not new and moreover, one incubent governor who was widely believed to come from Ondo state contested and win an election in amother state. So what's the fuss about ?

Did you the governor am talking about ? I didn't mention name ooo grin

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Education / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Be A UNILAG Student(+gif) by maxtop(m): 7:27am On Feb 02, 2017
Very easy to know those kids who still run up to their parents for Pocket money. Guy, after all this epistle what next ?

Street ti fe take over .... grin

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Politics / Re: I'll Go House To House To Chase People Out For February 5th Protest' - Man Vows by maxtop(m): 4:56pm On Jan 31, 2017
Yeye dey smell. Just be careful cuz some people are still wondering where to get money to pay for their child's school fees and other expenses. If you go and meet that set of people, reverse will be the case ooo. The hunter will be the hunted.

To who brain is giving, sense is expected. wink

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Crime / Re: Lagos Beggar Pretends He Is Dying After He Was Caught Lying (Photos/Video) by maxtop(m): 4:44pm On Jan 31, 2017
No be today bros, e don tey. That's how they survive in this kingdom, only the gullible fall for there cheap and crap strategy anyway.

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