₦airaland Forum

LordLicifer:
De woman be tiff! $45k a month for just having a baby.


Anyway, na Chris wahala be dat. He should keep paying until the children turn 18 na de luck wey him get.

My 3 baby mamas wey born 6 children for me no say i no be millionaire dem no dey even ask for money. Na govament de pay.

lol. For where be this?

AndroBlaze:
The OP should have taken MJ out, it is too easy.

I won't be surprised if even animals recognise MJ

My 8 yr old did so many wacko Jack dance steps for me. I was amazed. Michael Jackson is a deity. Then we asked a 4 yr old and he said the moon walker. I died!

Fiscus105:
Please endeavor to assist them in money they will require in getting lawyers, make sure they hire up to 7 SANs ok.


Human being would marry someone like you now, and innocent kids would come out under you for mentorship.

May God help such individuals!

Hahaha. Wetin concern wife concern this matter now. Nigerians will leave issue facing them and go for personal attacks. I give up

Vinnie2000:
Everything is WRONG with dier Foolish act.😏

You think Nursing profession is Teaching profession or theatre arts?

This Low-brained Girls will endanger the lives of patients in Hospitalst and Kill dem mistakenly.

Tell me specifically what is wrong? We need to drill down to specifics. This was a general statement that young people are in the hospital. There was no privacy violation. No video of hospitals or patients. How do you think law work? How does their dancing relate to their competence. I can show you many videos of nurses dancing all over the world.

They did nothing wrong. They should go to court immediately. They didn't expose any identifiable data. They are involved in public health by dancing and exercising! Their principal is unreasonable and need to be dragged to court. I can't believe many people are supporting the school. Can you tell me what their offense is?

dominique:
Such a hideous, dress. The designer will be feeling like prime Veekee James while putting the monstrosity of a dress together

That is a stupid dress really

I hope you are really a financial adviser otherwise you would have known only about 4% of the total dangote refinery share is offered for sales and institutional buyers may have snapped more than half of that. Many people won't be alloted requested shared when is oversubscribed. Also, Dangote alone can not fixed the share worth for his company. There are independent valuation experts and Government (SEC) that value the comapany and create a range of share price. Dangote may have gun for the high end of this range. There is something called goodwill tool. Dangote has a lot of it and you pay premium for that.

Bottomline, if you feel the company is going down, Dangote and his big investors would be 96% under water too and slip badly from the forbes billionaire club. The public will only suffer 4% of bad market.

dmexy33:
I have been a broker, a financial adviser and a Financial technology expert for more than a decade, I was very disappointed to see everyone buying DANGOTE REFINERY IPO and nobody, not even one expert in the field spoke on the implications of owning a share in the IPO.

DANGOTE has read the handwriting on the wall so the decided to go public with his refinery IPO. Now let's look at the reality on ground:

1. Why is DANGOTE going public with the IPO?
I know it is hard to believe but you must understand that after the second world War and the formation of OPEC, The global CRUDE OIL supply became an international product i.e the price of a barrel of crude oil in Saudi or Iran or Venezuela will be the same with the Price of a Barrel of CRUDE OIL in Nigeria. Sometimes there are slight differentials in price but the difference is never more or less above or below $20. So with the war raging in the middle east and has driven the price of CRUDE OIL to over $120/barrel, Fuel at the pump has become more expensive and the war will not stop anytime soon and there is a possibility that we will experience an energy crisis due to fuel being very expensive and unaffordable. There is a possibility that a barrel of CRUDE OIL will hit $500/barrel in 3-4yrs. This is part of the process of phrasing out fossil fuel i.e petrol from being used globally like was done in China and being implemented in the UK. So DANGOTE has read the handwriting on the wall and decided to sell the Petrol refinery to the Nigeria people who ignorantly and blindly rushed it without thinking. Olodo uprising indeed.

2. Will you make profit from the buying into the DANGOTE IPO?
Yes, of course you will. But this is how it will happen; Due to exchange rate differentials, since the war in the middle east and Ukraine_Russia isn't ending anytime soon, it is projected that oil price will continue to go up hence, as oil prices skyrocket and the price of refined oil i.e Fuel at the pumps also continues to rise, you can expect you shares in DANGOTE REFINERY to continue to go up. Basically, as DANGOTE REFINERY SHARES PRICE goes up, cost of living for NIGERIANS WILL GO UP.

3. I see all these content creators and even other Nigerians talking about how they are monitoring DANGOTE trucks and calling DANGOTE, etc
All I have to say is that 99% of Nigerians are olodos. Go and read the agreement, find out what kind of share holder you are and stop disgracing yourselves. When you buy shares in the Dangote Refinery IPO, you become a part-owner of the company, but your role is strictly hands-off. You have no say in the day to day running of the company. #olodouprising.

Thundafireseun:
Rufai if you are in Desmond's shoes you will probably be kneeling and rolling on the floor. .

I'm sure if Giving the chance El Rufai your name sake will be kneeling too

There are journalists that are kneeling down and holding umbrellas for politicians, not Rufai. In his own little, even big, way, he has held his up high. U know who someone will be with the little given to him.

OZIOGU1:
Thats good, however He should diversify pls, real estate, Tech, Education

You’re telling Dangote to diversify! That is like telling God to be good. lol. Dangote is the king of diversity and has held top 1 spot in so many years.

Luckysbab:
The construction of this article leaves the reader confused.

How many finals took place exactly?

Did she compete in separate finals with the American and Bahamian?

There was a semifinal in which the Bahamian won the race and she was 2nd. Two people from the semifinals qualify to final race. As you guessed, there will be like 4 or 5 semifinals final races. When Amusan ran in final, she took 2nd too while an American that qualified from another semifinal final race took first position. However, the Bahamian that won Amusan previously in the semifinal race happen to come fourth position in the final race. Do you get now?

Corrections:
Nigerians too will soon start screaming like South Africans did especially if these Chinese don’t have the legal papers to open small shops in Nigeria.


Reality...

Tourist cannot open shop. They have to have resident permit to do so

Iceberg3:
The bolded is the reason.
Happens to me too cos I'm equally tall.
At 28 you are still young..just make sure you ,very sure that your life is in good motion and that's it.
If you're still in school,strive to be outstanding...equip yourself with skills on and out of your field. If you attend church, belong to a group that suits you and be devoted. Don't ever do anything for show up as a tall person.
As they look at you,it's the same way they will look up to ya so be up and going and don't waste time again with things like this.


Plus don't be naming yourself names like "elena" sounds feminine!

28 is still young!!! Wow! There were times you couldn’t even get into access bank entry employment after 24. 28 is a grandpa! Some people were already leading their country or army at 28! That is where my problem lies. How can he not have figure out himself out by 28? He would have had the height lot whatever since 18. He is not self aware and it’s sad.

victorazyvictor:
The babe no get brain at all

But this is allowing us and everyone to know the extend of inhumanity an ordinary SA can go

Stephen0mozzy:
She should be honest, if she didn't use filters in the other pictures na so she for still resemble in 2018, 2020 and 2025.

Meanwhile, it doesn't say anything about the UK o. It only shows that her progression through those countries was not driven by Value/Skill. But lemme not throw stones from my glass house.

Lastly, you sent pictures of your best day in 2018, your best day in 2020 and your worst day in 2025.... Shey you well ni.

Come back home na, atleast you fit join these people dey stand on flaccid mandate.

There are just some people UK air is not good for. I saw many people like that while schooling in the UK. Their skin were cracking badly. It's probably due to the water for drinking and bathing. Nigeria water is very good to start with! Also some degeneration comes fast for some childbearing women. We don't know if she is bearing children though.

Stephen0mozzy:
How is the mopping stick still long?
Something wey them for don use break him leg, and use the pieces do splint for him broken arms and legs ni.

This is your final judgement. You don’t know if the girl lied on him in the first place. The still is still long because may have never used it on the girl.
He has more evidence to provide for the arrest of the brothers!

ReluctantAdult:
Six years for murder? Five-year probation out of that? So she gets to spend just a year incarcerated? What a f*** joke!

Not like that. 5 years of parole following the six year jail of which she already spend 4 years

Do not hold on to a survival job! Do not let an employer deceive you that the future will be better. I have seen a private employer not paying their staff for 8 months and the employees kept staying and impoverished their lives. Learn to count your losses and move! Walk like Jonny walker!

meobizy:
How was it measured? Nobody I know was tested.

Statistics!
You take a few representative sample and apply it to all population

The youtube girl- is she talking or trying to lipsync? I nor just understand

sagitariusbaby:
May his soul rest in peace.

But how is the man on this picture 62yrs? I'm sure there is a mistake somewhere. He practically looks way older than 62.

I thought so. It looks more like 72. 60 should still look boyish with money. This is Ramsey Noah at 55

jojo1415:
When u don't have control over ur libido...this is what u get. 10minutes of enjoyment has caused u ur visa stay in abroad....with the current state of Nigeria how r they going to cope? Foolishness in display

They are not Nigerians. It was not the 10 mins of fun that sent them to Africa. It was their lack of regrets and collusion to pain their benefactor. They wanted to be married with no fear.

smileyoo:
the answer is simply unchecked corruption by your unpatriotic and criminal leaders ruling your country.

It is so sad. I just check the cost of the 750Km coaster road in Lagos-Calabar. The total budget is upward of $11B! That money can build many quality roads all over Nigeria. Someone is stealing monies in Billions of Dollars! Not Billions of Naira. Or are we just so foolish in costing/bargaining projects for contractors?

franchasng:
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3r0vg88zr2o

What I don't understand is that this beautiful quality painted road of more than 1000 Km cost nearly $1B to build but in Nigeria less than half of this road cost more than $7B to build. Whyyyy

NaijaNaWaa:
I tend to agree with you. The moment people start flaunting wealth on-line, the red flag begins to flash.

Come to think of it, why is it necessary to broadcast your wealth when you're neither a public office holder with a duty to declare your assets nor running a publicly quoted entity?

This childish show off is even more unnecessary because as Otedola's inlaw, he's rightly or wrongly regarded as wealthy (at least, by association).

So, again, why the public show off?

That’s Temi’s money. That’s why it excites him so much

CodeTemplar:
Hmmm. Caught. Thee is no law prohibiting such and thus no offense here.

No law indicting attempted poisoning? Once you lace someone food with anything. That is poisoning and attempted murder case

It seems he is trying to takeover first bank completely!

Kelvinnchucks:
Isn't that the point of a comment section?.. I can edit it to your taste your highness. What would you rather have me type?.

Hahaha. You’re right. This is a place to say something. I do not mean to attack you. I just wanted you to make a good point. How can you compare a phone to a laptop? Are you going to be writing a code on a phone. You can but that is so inefficient and not for learners. Good phones are far more expensive than average laptops to start with! The point about 3 founders is good. You see what I mean

Kelvinnchucks:
I noticed there are 3 founders, but the scholarship was credited to just one person.

Also, I don’t understand why many scholarship programs assume giving teaching tech and giving a laptop will automatically make recipients more successful. Most the same work that can be done on a laptop can now be done on our phones. Success comes from opportunity, mentorship, and access, not just tech and laptops.

Do you just want to say something

2special:
But you rejected the blood covenant cuz it's likely you will cheat on him and soon dump him

There're something you shouldn't do. Don't swear in the name of anything! Give your trust and let it be!

Kaczynski:
That's equivalent of graduating in gender studies or acapella with honours .


You just wasted time and resources acquiring a toilet paper when you could have gotten skills.

Don’t ever say that! A first class is a first class. It is an easy gateway to prestigious international masters with full scholarship. He can decide to do a JD (Law) or Medicine in US with full scholarship or just anything. US universities don’t limit you to a particular discipline if you want to venture out.

In fact, I am adding N100k for this excellent feat. Send me your account

Queengee:
[b][/b]If she truly isn't wanted there and the law doesn't support her staying, then it's better to relocate than spend years in legal battles. Home is where you can live peacefully. If the court decides she has the legal right to stay, that's a different matter. But if not, it's wiser to move on than continue fighting a battle that's already been decided.

If the government suddenly say you are not welcome in Nigeria and would be arrested anything you step foot here, won’t you fight it?