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Blackett:
[color=#150000]Are we supposed to cram all this, or. . .? [/color]

You are meant to know them.

Understand the various types of kisses and know how to apply the adequately. This has helped a whole lot of married couples.

(1) A wife feels adored when her husband plants a kiss on her hand. To her, it means ‘I adore you.’

(2) Wife, each time you kiss your husband’s neck, you are saying ‘we belong together and you are my everything.’

(3) When a husband wants his wife to know he is caring and he places a kiss on her forehead, he is saying ‘I want you to know I am with you and we’re together forever.’

For either spouse, kisses can also explain your sexual intention without saying a word. For instance,

(4) when you kiss your spouse’s shoulder, you are simply saying ‘I want to have sex with you as soon as possible.’

(5) A kiss on the stomach means I am ready for sex.

(6) A kiss on the breast or a peck on the nipples means I feel like going on and on from the first round to the second to the third, can you roll with me?’

(7) A kiss on the navel actually means ‘I want to give you a good Mouth Gig and send your clitoris on a treat.’

( A kiss on the tip of the pubic hair means ‘I want different varieties of dog style.’

(9) A kiss on the palm of the hands means ‘I love to finger you very deep in-between sex.’

(10) A kiss at the back of the hand means ‘I will be very gentle, patient and understanding with you,’ ‘tonight I am at your service.’

(11) A kiss all over the body is an indication that you want to have a marathon sex for days, and it’s time you both have a holiday.

Funmi Akingbade

Lordave:
The state of Texas congress, OP.

Read the last sentence on the certificate.I believe you can also see that UNITED STATES CONGRESS emblem on other card beside the certificate.A quick google search also reveals that Sheila Jackson Lee,the member who signed the certificate is the U.S. Representative for Texas's 18th congressional district.

Proffdada:
the end justifies the means
he died a sinner

And you are living like?

I got the information from his son's(Seun) facebook page.

https://www.facebook.com/seun.kuti1?fref=photo

Beremx:
I swear if this story gets to front page, those ladies are finished. Do not underestimate the wide outreach if NL.

Just to buttress your point.Sometimes last year,I opened a thread about the gaping holes in the walls of Ikeja police college.Could you believe that a couple of days thereafter the walls were repaired?

https://www.nairaland.com/1883453/pictures-short-cut-into-ikeja-police

The 24 storey high-rise building, stands at a height of 105 metres and was once the tallest building in tropical Africa. It is located in the city of Ibadan in Nigeria. And was built from proceeds from commodities (e.g., Cocoa, Rubber, Timber and so on, of the then Western State of Nigeria), it was formerly called "Ile Awon Agbe" (i.e. "House of Farmers"). It was commissioned for use in August 1965, on January 9, 1985 it was gutted and was rehabilitated for use in August 1992.

winniz:
Most Igbos only move to Lagos cos of the Seaport and nothing else.

Portharcourt has a seaport as well.Don't don't move their in "battalions"

I believe this is a soft landing for him.He must have been compelled to do so.

Union newspaper ,the source of the outlandish story about El-Rufai is owned by Diezani Alison-Madueke.

I don't know how Nigerians process information and how they react to such.

I am not defending Governor El-Rufai on this alleged asset declaration of a thing.

His media handlers have to come in quickly and provide answers to the inquiries that have gone viral concerning his over 40houses and ‪#‎90billion‬ naira whatever.

That said, a reporter wrote El-Rufai was ALLEGED to have had over 40 houses and worth ‪#‎90b‬ and Nigerians have started taking him to cleaners! Is it not ridiculous to believe such when there's no empirical nor documentary evidence to buttress such? Only ALLEGATION!

Funny enough, the reporter said he did not get any confirmation from the Code of Conduct Bureau to authenticate his ALLEGATION nor any official response from Kaduna State Government.

This is serious!

huangcheng:
I've read El Rufai's book "The Accidental Public Servant", truly he was rich but he lost everything during IBB regime before venturing into public office. As much as he tried to cover his corrupt tendencies in his book, he couldn't cover his tracks properly from discerning minds. El-Rufai is as corrupt as they come.

Stop trying to defend politicians, they are all one and the same.

I question your assertion that he lost everything during IBB's regime..I have read the book as well.You have misinterpreted El-Rufai's statement.See below a relevant excerpt from the book:

[b]"The Early Days of Private Practice
In short order, we had a lot of new business rolling in and with that, came a lot of money at a very young age. The first time we made our first million naira - the equivalent of more than a million dollars then - was around 1986, in our mid-twenties. What having money early showed me was that money was not particularly important to one's happiness. In the beginning we partied, bought things we have always wanted and gifts for relations and friends and it was fun, no doubt. During that period, many close friends began to change the way they interacted with us. They became more respectful and started deferring to me and Abba. Personally, after the initial euphoria, the deference got me worried and in one or two instances scared me. I began to feel increasingly isolated, lonely and unhappy. Suddenly, government economic policy changed that state of affairs.

We woke up one morning to learn that the naira had lost half of its value overnight. Nigeria was going through an IMF-type structural adjustment programme at the time that involved devaluing the currency every week in an auction and within a year we were nearly broke. In 1986, we had a million dollars or so each to our names; by the end of 1987, we were down to almost nothing, thanks to Babangida's economic programme – the structural adjustment programme (appropriately called SAP), and Nigeria has never been the same since then, and in the view of many people, mostly not for the better."
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Thereafter in 1988,during IBB's regime as well he got the contract to provide quantity surveying services for all offices of NRC and SDP built ie every local government.

"In 1988, we landed a huge construction consulting job to provide QS services that would entail building six hundred and fifty political party offices covering every part of the country. We were about to be a national brand and we were going to get into a lot more money than we ever dreamt of. "

acenazt:
Well el rufai was filthy rich by the time he was 28. He graduated from A.B.U zaria with first-class honours in Quantity Survey and went ahead to set himself up by creating a construction company with a friend. This man is a self Made Billionaire.

El-Rufai & Partners provided the 'Quantity Surveying' consultancy services for the construction of the defunct SDP and NRC party secretariat built by the Babangida administration in 1988. If I could remember, those buildings were constructed in every local govt area in Nigeria.

The US and Cuba will on Wednesday announce the opening of embassies in each other's capitals, a major step in re-establishing diplomatic ties severed in 1961, a senior US official has said.

Relations had been frozen since the early 1960s when the US broke links and imposed a trade embargo.

This was in response to the revolution in 1961 which brought Fidel Castro's Communist government to power.

The US and Cuba agreed to normalise relations at the end of 2014.

A US official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the announcement on opening embassies was scheduled for Wednesday morning, Washington time.

It is not yet known if US President Barack Obama will make the announcement himself or through a press release.

In May, the US removed Cuba from its list of state sponsors of terrorism.

Plans to resume ferry and flight services between the US and Cuba were also announced.

Despite the new transport links, a Cuba travel ban is still in place for US citizens.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-33335342?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

lol

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..........Hadiza, served her NYSC year in BPE, and subsequently got permanently employed. She was found to be such a competent and loyal staff that I ended up appointing her as one of my special assistants and close confidants when I moved to administer the FCT in 2003...Nasir El-Rufai in his book The Accidental Public Servant.

The professional relationship between El-Rufai and Hadiza predates BBOG.Don't wallow in ignorance.

Of the many dysfunctions associated with the NNPC, perhaps none is more alarming than the fact that the organisation is simultaneously a regulator, policy-maker and an operator. This has to change immediately. The dissolution of the NNPC board on Friday should not have come as a surprise to anyone; what’s surprising is that the measures taken so far haven’t been more far-reaching. One interesting argument is that the DPR, statutorily the industry regulator, should immediately be freed from the oppressive grip of the Ministry of Petroleum Resources. As one industry insider remarked, considering that industry regulators in the power sector (Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission), capital and bond markets Securities and Exchange Commission) and telecommunications (Nigerian Communications Commission) do not report to the sector ministries, there is no justification for having the DPR embedded within a ministerial structure. That reform can and should be made immediately, and everything should be done to create a strong and efficient and independent petroleum industry regulator. I’ve also heard an argument for the National Petroleum Investment Management Services, the investment arm of the NNPC, to similarly be immediately freed from a regime of obstructive government control.

We have our home grown issues in Nigeria like child bride marriage, institutionalized pedophiles, bestiality and rape of minors that is assumung a dangerous dimension to worry about Gays in America but looking at it from the angle of a humour merchant Obama should get ready to welcome hungry and shameless hustlers from Nigeria who after today will turn to emergency Gays and Lesbians in order to migrate to Uncle Sam country

We will start hearing strange stories like, "Obama please help me, Im a lesbian and in love with my partner for years but we cant get married in Nigeria, because of their homophobic laws , please I want to come to US for asylum so I can marry the love of my life. I even have a sex video to prove that Im a lesbian"

The guys will present their case this way: "I was born a gay, all my life, I have been struggling with this unique identity, struggling to be what Im not, I have been hiding my sexuality from my friends, family and society because of fear of the unknown. Uncle Obama, biko can you allow me come over and exercise the franchise that your country offers and live my life happily ever as a Gay couple "

My dear American Ambassdor to Nigeria, be ready to receive bizzare, crazy and strange assylum request from folks who are desperate to migrate to US from Monday next week

Nigerians are peculiar like that

We no dey carry last

This is no longer make up. This is a criminal offence punishable by jail time. This is a disguise. These ladies can rob a bank and no one will know who they are. Wait till you get to the airport and they turn you back because you don't look like your passport picture.

Make up is supposed to enhance what you really look like and not turn you into another person. Haba! In fact this is fraud.

Make up artists have become masters of disguise! Aiding and abetting counterfeiting.

Radio Biafra is an avenue for those with a siege mentality to vent, it must not be banned or sabotaged. -

The call for a ban on Radio Biafra is an irritating distraction for the following reasons.

1. Biafra Radio operators are guaranteed free speech and do not operate on Nigerian airwaves, they are free to agitate for the State of Biafra so long as they do it without violence, call to violence or promote violence against persons, or promote ethnic war against others.

2. Agitation for the State of Biafra is not a crime as individuals/groups can advocate for a right to self determination, what would be wrong is for them to dismember themselves from the territory of the Federal Republic of Nigeria without the consent and agreement of the other federating units. Biafra agitators would have to wage a war against the Federal Republic of Nigeria to do that and would have to be prepared for the consequences (Positive or Negative) of such action.

3. Banning Radio Biafra would just be playing into the agenda of the operators who are making a kill financially from those who buy into whatever agenda they promote, a ban will increase the funding and drive sympathy to the platform.

4. Radio Biafra and other voices should be encouraged to speak openly rather than drive agitators underground.

5. MASSOB (Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra ) is a good example of how lame the power base of Biafra agitators are, like most other pretentious platforms, Radio Biafra will end up like MASSOB and should be left to be.

6. Best way to counter the narrative of those who operate Radio Biafra is to treat ALL Nigerians equally irrespective of region, religion, tribe, sex or political affiliation, if that is done, platforms such as Radio Biafra would remain an avenue for those with a siege mentality to vent and let the steam out and they must be allowed to let it out in a peaceful way.

Radio Biafra is an avenue for those with a siege mentality to vent, it must not be banned or sabotaged. -

The call for a ban on Radio Biafra is an irritating distraction for the following reasons.

1. Biafra Radio operators are guaranteed free speech and do not operate on Nigerian airwaves, they are free to agitate for the State of Biafra so long as they do it without violence, call to violence or promote violence against persons, or promote ethnic war against others.

2. Agitation for the State of Biafra is not a crime as individuals/groups can advocate for a right to self determination, what would be wrong is for them to dismember themselves from the territory of the Federal Republic of Nigeria without the consent and agreement of the other federating units. Biafra agitators would have to wage a war against the Federal Republic of Nigeria to do that and would have to be prepared for the consequences (Positive or Negative) of such action.

3. Banning Radio Biafra would just be playing into the agenda of the operators who are making a kill financially from those who buy into whatever agenda they promote, a ban will increase the funding and drive sympathy to the platform.

4. Radio Biafra and other voices should be encouraged to speak openly rather than drive agitators underground.

5. MASSOB (Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra ) is a good example of how lame the power base of Biafra agitators are, like most other pretentious platforms, Radio Biafra will end up like MASSOB and should be left to be.

6. Best way to counter the narrative of those who operate Radio Biafra is to treat ALL Nigerians equally irrespective of region, religion, tribe, sex or political affiliation, if that is done, platforms such as Radio Biafra would remain an avenue for those with a siege mentality to vent and let the steam out and they must be allowed to let it out in a peaceful way.

susanwilliams:
Me and my husband have been trying for a baby for over three years now, We were going to a fertility clinic for about 8 months before somebody told us to contact this spell caster who is so powerful, We contacted him at this email arewaspecialistttemple@gmail.com I copied the email and I sent him a mail he replied me and I told me all my sorrow is over, but after three years of trying we were at a point where we were willing to try anything. And I'm glad we came to Dr Dahiru, Because his pregnancy spell cast put us at ease, and I honestly believe him, and his gods really helped us as well, I am thankful for all he has done, he then told me that I should wipe my tears with such comforting words he told me to buy some items that his going to use to cast the pregnancy spell I did and he made the spell for me and told me when next I meet with my husband I we conceive,at first I thought it was a scam but I just followed my inner mind and I sent the money for him to buy all the items after some months I went to check with my doctor and I was 4weeks pregnant, thanks to Dr Dahiru spell temple,I want to use this medium to tell everyone having similar problem. contact him via email: arewaspecialistttemple@gmail.com if you are trying to get a baby or want your lover back. he has powers to do it, he has done mine,

Go and open a new thread.Hopefully you will make frontpage that will impress mugus like you.

Ezenwammadu:
Waiting for fashola to blame GEJ for this

#FasholaJoker

Nairaland nincompoop.

Please assist the prophet in completing the task by listing the names of senators.(SARCASM)

Maxymilliano:
Buharo to appoint spokesperson for Prof ?


Any wonder he's regarded as a 'mere commisioner' ...

For the benefit of the ignorant, particularly those "misjiving" that the VP was being marginalised and treated as a "boy boy" to the extent that PMB appointed Laolu Akande as media spokesperson for him, the presidency is ONE. All such appointments are done by the president. Some other ignorant people also lampooned the president for "importing" Dr Akande from the US as if there were no other credible hands in Nigeria. Where were these same people when GEJ similarly "imported" Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala from the World Bank to head his economic team? And also for their information, when Obasanjo became president, all such appointments to the office of the VP were done directly from his office. That was how OBJ "imported" Dr Adinoyi Ojo Onukaba from the US and appointed him as the media aide to Vice president Atiku, along with Garba Shehu and Chris Mamah as Special Assistant. There is no doubt that a VP has inputs in the appointments to his office but they are done under the presidency because there is only one presidency.

Bennyzino:
The program is not for Nigerians joor.

No Nigeria in the selection box

You are right

Hi son,

I remember the indescribable joy in the labour ward on the day you were born, and it seems to me that almost overnight, you have grown into a strapping young man. I have so much to say to you as you navigate your path towards manhood: what it feels like to fall in love with the woman you will marry; what it feels like to earn your first paycheck; what it feels like to buy your first house…The list of my experiences are no doubt varied and numerous, but I want to share just a few thoughts with you this Father’s Day 2015.

Be responsible

Your Mum has told you this a thousand times, and she is right – you do need to be responsible. If you’re involved in a project or activity, take the lead and act responsibly. If you make a mess, clean it up. Do the right thing. Don’t wait for someone else to take responsibility; just do it. When you disappoint those close to you, resist the urge to make excuses or blame others; take responsibility for your actions and ask for forgiveness.

Your friends

I know you love to hang out with your friends, and that’s not a bad thing. Hang out with them as much as you want to, but if your friends are doing something you know is wrong, stand your ground and do not follow. Sometimes it’s tough finding yourself alone because of the values you’ve learned from home and church, but trust me on this one – never abandon your faith or your values to follow the crowd.

Your girlfriends

With your looks and physique, it’s clear you will meet loads of girls in your life. Treat them all with dignity and respect. Care more about their inner beauty than their outward appearance. Treat their bodies, and yours, like the temples of God and don’t give in to sinful behavior. Remember to do the right thing and save yourselves for marriage. Remember how to ‘Counter-Kulture’. The world may make a mockery of your faith and values but stand for God and you will be fine. And when you do find the right girl, if she’s anything like your mum, don’t let her go.

Be authentic

Don’t ever pretend to be who you’re not. You are who God created you to be. Don’t hide from your true self, and don’t hide your faith or your beliefs from others. Stand against popular opinion when you know you should and do it every time the opportunity arises. Be the man. God’s man!

Pray often

You may find it difficult to find a church you like. That’s fine. Just remember that you are the ‘church’. Church is not necessarily a building; God is with you at all times. One of Jesus’ names is Emmanuel, which in a sense is the ‘God who hangs out with us’. So talk to Him. You don’t always have to pray with your eyes closed, hands clasped and head bowed; thinking thoughts directed to God can be prayer. Do it often and consistently.

Don’t cut corners

Don’t cut corners or take short cuts in your work or studies. Don’t look for the easy way out of problems; do that which is hard. Working hard can seem futile sometimes but there is really no substitute for hard work. Persistence pays off in the long run. And by the way, sitting near the front of the class is likely to help you pay more attention. And remember – Read! Read! Read! The more you read, the more you will know.

Live on a budget

Put yourself on a budget and resist the urge to spend beyond your budget. Keep an account of the money you’ve spent and learn to save, save, save. Prioritize what you’re spending your money on. Don’t be influenced by your friends’ spending habits. Put your spare change in a jar; it adds up. Use Skype or emails to save money on phone calls. Ask for student discounts. Book your tickets in advance. If you are disciplined and prudent, your money will work for you.

Hurts

At one point or another, you will inevitably be hurt or disappointed by people you trust. When this happens, you may want to retreat into yourself or you may want to quit, but don’t! Do what a real man does – love anyway.

Temptations

You will be tempted like you’ve never been tempted before – alcohol, drugs, sex, porn…It takes character, a whole lot of character not to succumb to these temptations. We know that you have a large reservoir of character. Don’t forget it. Tap into it every time the need arises.

Communicate

Call Mum regularly, not just when you want something. Call her just to say hello and find out how she’s doing. Trust me, this will make her very happy. Email us both from time to time. It’s a good way of honoring your parents. Remember other people’s birthdays, especially your sisters and extended family. A surprise email from you will gladden their hearts greatly.


Finally, and most importantly, I want you to know your Mum and I love you very much and we are very proud of you.


Your Dad

http://pulse.ng/religion/pastor-tony-rapu-letter-from-a-father-id3892172.html