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Soon Nigerian women will use "Jega" to insult their husbands. "Didn't you see Jega so calm and collected, be shouting like grinding machine and ORUBEBE....Hmmm

lol

Dem don carry and go

Lead now 3m plus

Course Code: INEC 002
Course Title: ELECTORAL SYSTEM EDUCATION!!!

Course Summary:

1. Criterion 1: A presidential candidate must secure at least 25% of votes cast in each of at least 24 states of the Federation before he could have a chance of winning an election.

2. If a candidate has the highest number of cast votes nationwide but fails to satisfy Criterion 1, he won't be declared the winner. Instead, the candidate with a lower total votes but meets Criterion 1 will be declared the WINNER.

3. Where there is no winner, a RUN-OFF election between the two closest candidates will be conducted within 7 days of the first election.

4. Criterion 2: From the re-off election, winning is by simple MAJORITY i.e. the presidential candidate with the higher number of votes cast will be declared the WINNER even if it is just by one vote.

COPIED...

See FFK

Breaking news.. Pdp presidential Candidate have been declared Winner.. Dr.Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Vanguard news April 17 2011... i love reading old news

Very soon you will hear vigil prayers be like... pray that the Lord that turn the fortune of GMB round for good to turn your own now, pray that the Lord give you the calmness, patience and confidence of JEGA, and pray that the Lord not make you ONIRANU like Orubebe...prayyyyyy...fireee

AdimGreat:
And Fayose congratulates Buhari. What a world! The fear of kirikiri is truly the beginning of sense.
We are watching.

BTW, saiiii Buhari

He don dey use style beg GMB

VIEWING CENTRE

Nothing do us

Since Orubebe and co are not happy with the results from the North, and APC people are not happy with the results from SS and SE, let us all agree to use the most credible results from the SW. Anyway, which way, na Sai Buhari go still be the winner.

Abeg, let us announce the new-President elect jo. Orubebe and co are irrelevant.

But see, much as i love jega, I do not want to be his wife o. Imagine me raking, 'Eh, who was that chick i saw sitting in the front of your car? Ehn? You dis useless man, god wee punish you today, I will kill you today, no food for you today, no sex, no notin!!!' blablablablabla. The man go just dey look me, dey smile. After he will ask, 'So, did you succeed in paying Junior's school fees today?'. It is men like this that drive people to suicide o.

From a female friend on facebook

I heard football viewing centres are showing the election announcements and charging money for it....Nigerians took this very elections personal and I love that.

Rivers Collation Officer said: ''I wrote the results under special conditions,i can't see what i wrote well".

Wike and Mama Peace must have written the result sheet.

And from a reliable source, the two have terrible writing!

Don't blame the Professor. He did not rehearse before coming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf2fmQNTuos#t=21

Godswill Orubebe accuses Prof Attahiru Jega of bias: Causes National embarrassment

adebayor1490:
Naw... lets see INECs decision on Rivers state

Election in Rivers was held thus valid-Jega

Prof.Attahiru Jega-The "Most Valuable Player" of the Nigeria's 2015 Presidential Election.

What the Yorubas call "OKO ORO"-VERBAL MISSILES

Orubebe has a long standing negative reputation of being an errand boy for GEJ.I remember in 2010 he was the sent by GEJ to offer a bribe of 50,000 dollars to Pastor Tunde Bakare and his Save Nigeria Group.

Your allegations are not true Be careful about your public conduct-Jega tells Orubebe

Dr Bello Fadele started this according to Jega

Can someone pls bundle this tout out of the collation centre!

For the sake of Nigeria, we must ensure the PDP does not die after May 29. We need a virile opposition.

Fill in the gaps

This is it

BREAKING NEWS: Jonathan is currently in a meeting with PDP stalwarts and Guinness World Records officials in a bid to break this record

APC in Akwa IBom-58411
PDP in Akwa Ibom-953304

Abi now

If you are not an Arsenal fan then you won't know how to deal with disappointments.

Wenger, thank you for preparing me for this day.

Make weekend come quick make EPL resume abeg.

From an Arsenal fan who is my friend on facebook

NIGERIANS MESSAGE TO BUHARI ON TWITTER IF HE WINS

‪#‎BabaNowTharYouAreThere‬.

1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and security. Odas will fall in place

2) Reduce the costs for data bundles

3) Make Fashola a minister with 2 portfolios. He can handle it.

4) Baba, the number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it.

4) shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou.

5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat..No Be Food We Say Make You Go Chop!

6) Please arrest that lady that says your call credit is low please recharge!

7) stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem lik civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our polity

don't use all our money to buy shoes..use ur old military boots if necessary

9) padlock Patience Jonathan's mouth like Trojan horse. She speaks bad English

10) let there be electricity, we don't want to be hugging transformers

11) we want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC, Al jazeera and so on.

COPIED

Otuoke ya............

THE JONATHAN GIMMICK THAT WORKED AND WORKS

Lies about failing card readers started with president Jonathan and his wife failure to get accredited with four purporteddly rejecting their cards.
How could their cards fail to read when everywhere and everybodys card is reading in matter of seconds? The ploy enacted.

Mr Jega fell for the ploy. He felt embarassed that his magic wand, the card reader has failed to accredit the number one citezen? He quickely issued an order that manual system should be resorted to wherever the card reader failed to work.

Remarkably, Jega later 'came back to his senses' and said, Goodluck Jonathan PVCs might have been damaged. Damaged by whom? May be the desperate president who needs to dramitise a faulty gadget that promises to be his waterloo. His evil trick worked as Jega softened up as a result.

Incidentally, after Jonathans hullabaloo, the card reader 'failed to work' in all the South-eastern and South-southern states. Incidentally, these states are the same states which have expressed their rejection and anger against the card reader witout any tenable reason. Incidentallly, these states have delayed there results collationater than all others and are now slowly churning out almost 100% of votes for Jonathan.
Isnt Jega still 'the gift of a trojan donkey' he has been as elder Adamu Adamu called him after similar blunder during the 2011 elections?
Jega is nt a man I trust despite the so-called card reader thing. He must answer the question, of what use is the card reader if it will be circumvented by others?

BY:OLANIYI SOYINKA