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Not sure have met u or not. But all is well.. They call me SIMPLE then.. I live at d back of visaphone office..



te author=cummando post=54729899]
Yeah cool place....I used to bear the name gatusso then. Drove a green Camry. I'm in Lagos now and I'm feeling it for sheeezy [/quote]

My wifey....

Funny enough,we might have bump into each other without knowing. I relocate also last year. Missed Ibadan like kilos.. Cool place to unwind.. Where are u now??



ote author=cummando post=54729543]
Was in Ibadan with a bank for some years before God delivered me.I know police post well a..used to kpef at that woman's place behind these Yoruba actors building. Met dele module a couple of times there.I was quite popular there sha...relocated since last year[/quote]

Are u from Ibadan? I live at police post before moving to Abeokuta last year.. I know that place opposite molete Baptist Church



uote author=cummando post=54714560]Maan this is bad.....


Na so I dey drink Goldberg for Iyana felele opposite baptist church na I'm one Honda cross road come face me and my goons.

If Hussein bolts near me that day he for carry last.....me wey siddon dey drink beer I don dey the opposite side of the road in a flash!!!!!

No time to tell story to the gods!
Pele fine girl nothing do you[/quote]

Check now aunty



ote author=UniQuegrACE post=54701382]did you wake under your bed ?[/quote]

Must u comment... U this midget..



ote author=ipobarecriminals post=54701203] the furnace part of HELL belong to u. I believe u mistake ur Alaba market pirate friend for a Yankee. Kip deceiving urself[/quote]

Oga chill...


quote author=slimthugchime post=54700286]what sort of nonsense is this?[/quote]

Just woke up, coming back to modify the post..



quote author=Epositive post=54700263]is that all?[/quote]

Girls can b funny n awkward. Met this girl about 6 months ago. She works in a bar, somewhere in sw naija. First impression about her wow me. Tall, cute, smiles so bright. D first day I went to d bar n saw her, she served me n I ask her name, she lied n gave me a fake name. I ask her for her cellphone number n she declined. Moving on, after few months later, was chilling somewhere serene all alone. Lo n behold she appears n sat beside me, n conversation ensued. I asked her what was she doing there, she said she came to see a friend whom works there. She has been fired from d bar she works, due to accumulated debts. Guys always absconding with her money. She's on a salary of 20k per month n before d ends, guys might have ran away with 8k bill n she'll b left with a salary of 10 to 12k at d end of d month . Now, u stay at home? She said yes! Can u give me a chance to date u? No! Was her response. I left her to her fate once more. After 1 month we bumped into each other once more. This time i was with a friend whom just came back from Yankee, so, we were balling, she came to our table and sat down beside me. Whisper Into my ear and said she's ready to give me Her number and a go ahead. I was so elated, wow, finally she cave in. U know what we normal nice guys do. Money for hair, money for cosmetics and other needs comes in handy. We were together one nite chilling, I told her it's time for me to check on her culinary skill. That's when d problem started... While we were together she was using a Nokia touch light. Was planning to get her an Android phone maybe itel or infinix. She was cute n respectable, but, told me she can't fall In love n we should see how d relationship goes. Along the line, she texted me one early momo, the txt goes like this.. It's been over 8 months her phone was stole at d old bar she was working and I should support her to get another Android phone. She didnt know I was planning to do that already. I said OK, I dont have any problems with that. What phone do u want to buy n how much does it cost? She said it cost 59k, OK good. How much do u have so I can add to it, she said I have 7k n am going to a party and need to buy owanbe of 7k. Yeepa!!! Cut your coat according to your size. Her next response to me was better imagine. She started raining curse upon curses, abused d sh.t out of me... That was d last time we talked. It's been a while I last check my facebook timeline.. Woke up in d middle of d nite n went thru my facebook. Saw a lot of post on her timeline abusing ladies using big phones not cooking for their bf's. I was like is this not d same girl, that was demanding for an iPhone.

Your head is not garri ijebu.



uote author=myfantasies post=54693007]

Waooow

Now u r making my head to swell [/quote]

I no go die, Una just too funny for here. Na d same name me n d Randy pastor dey bear..

cummando:
Baba u no go die.....na we land be this

Henceforth, I'll stop visiting nairaland. Una no go kill me with laughter...




quote author=cummando post=54696433]Since everyone is testifying me sef wan testify



Me and apostle sulele dey gather drink Goldberg for mami every Thursday.
E can like catfish. He likes sucking the skull.
Last time he bought 20 crates for my niggaz


Abeg new scandal no dey? Tired of sulele[/quote]

Ghen Ghen... So unfortunate that we both have d same name. But, me don't go around been Randy as this daddy G. O.

If u look at my profile, I follows ladies only, why? I want to learn things about d female folks. From reasoning, to comprehending to logical way of getting over issues.. For me U're one of d best among d rest.. I always read every of ur comments. So matured n sensible.




ote author=myfantasies post=54692038]

Tanks dear [/quote]

I couldn't do anything in my capacity, when d wife knew and couldnt do anything. He was a neighbor and I always keep to my limit..



ote author=Fourwinds post=54686128]bros God go judge same as d wife...something like dat u did nothing.? dat is absurd[/quote]

No a Fulani albino



ote author=ostechno post=54683367]is she a chineese[/quote]

Thanks for staying true... U a rare gem..




te author=myfantasies post=54678624]Wat is dere business if she is carrying a fake bag

Is it dere Gucci?

After all once in a while we go for fake things if we can't afford the original

So nobody should come online nd claim to be a saint

Even d people dat r insulting her i am sure dey have one or two fake accessories in dere possession[/quote]

Na lie.. Had sex with girls on d fast date severally.

Shey our mama dem wey start with capital W also plenty for benue? Just asking ni oooo

For real bro. Always n my best Yoruba quote..



uote author=ShinyJay22 post=54671688]The dog tqhat will get lost in the jungle will never hear the hunters whistle...Need I say more.[/quote]

Bad niggur.. Lolzz.. Una no go kill person with joke..



e author=idbami2 post=54674081]Mr Capable.. With daht him Sahara desert head.. [/quote]

Funny enough, I knew a man that always did this to his daughters.. The wife knew but, cant do anything about it..

I swear.. It's time..


ote author=coolesmile post=54673250]Time to blow that end time trumpet.[/quote]

They're neighbors n more so, what's d diff, just d cross..





hor=Benekruku post=54674052]


Gradually, Cross-River is overtaking Rivers State in crime

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Dear! U're not in her shoe, so u Dont know what she went thru. Yes, karma!! As u rightly said. But, sometimes u wished u can revenge all by yourself..


e author=Uniqueness01 post=54656169]She should have just leave it for Karma instead of this long story..........[/quote]

Halleluyah ma

boldfaces:
Am a PROUD CELESTIAN.

otipoju:
Halleluyah ni orin wa yio je. Lati Oni titi Lai. Amin

Mimo mimo mimo ni oluwa Olorun awon omo ogun 3ce

Churchill... Why this olosh.. of a girl. Look how she is dragging u into a muddy eishhh.

34 years old married man..... Ok