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Abeg, shey anyboby fit share reposting letter sample... One wey dem stamp? Or fit describe or give some details if na just ordinary Lagos state stamp or na special Lagos state stamp or the stamp go carry lgi name, signature, date, or small note??

CyrusVI:
The guy is one of the few world leaders i would like to model my life after

I heard you cant mock him via the Social Media, neither can u attack him at all

XI Jinping, My Hero. I like Dictators and Autocrats. I would like to be one


Gidgiddy and those Obidient group were telling us Tinubu isnt well-rated in the International community...

How come Jinping is willing to seal deals with him

For your question, the answer is simple... Jinping will be more than happy to seal deals with him cus he knows 9ja will be sold on the cheap...

Thais not an alligator... That's a monitor lizard.

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SMUAG:
Yes I know, but playing games on android phones or pc has never been my thing...
Again, you hardly see SNES UMK3 to download in those sites... It's more of Sega version you will find, and me I fancy SNES version more because of the sounds and base ( very unique)..
Anyway, thanks for the recommendation..

Its not hard if you know where to look... Plus u can dualshock 4 on with your PC/android.

Cyberfela:
Get your premium Netflix account for just 2k with 6 month valid subscription

How?

Ajidex010:
Joshua Zirkzee Joins Manchester United: A New Era Begins at Old Trafford

Manchester United has made headlines with the signing of Dutch striker Joshua Zirkzee from Bayern Munich, marking a significant move in their ongoing quest to bolster their attacking options. The 23-year-old forward, known for his versatility, technical prowess, and eye for goal, arrives at Old Trafford with high expectations and a wealth of potential. Here’s a detailed look at what this transfer means for both the player and the club.

**A Rising Star’s Journey**

Joshua Zirkzee's rise to prominence has been nothing short of remarkable. Born in the Netherlands, Zirkzee honed his skills at Feyenoord’s youth academy before moving to Bayern Munich in 2017. His breakthrough came in the 2019-2020 season, where he impressed with his goal-scoring ability for Bayern’s first team, including crucial goals in Bundesliga matches.

Despite his talent, Zirkzee found regular first-team opportunities limited at Bayern, leading to loan spells at Parma in Serie A and Anderlecht in the Belgian Pro League, where he further showcased his abilities. His performances caught the eye of several top clubs, but it was Manchester United who secured his signature, reportedly for a fee of around €25 million.

**What Zirkzee Brings to Manchester United**

1. **Versatility and Depth**: Zirkzee’s ability to play both as a central striker and as a winger provides manager Erik ten Hag with valuable tactical flexibility. His height and physicality, combined with his technical skills, make him a formidable presence in the box and a useful option for various attacking roles.

2. **Goal-Scoring Prowess**: Known for his clinical finishing, Zirkzee has a knack for being in the right place at the right time. His composure in front of goal and ability to score with both feet make him a potent threat. During his loan spell at Anderlecht, he netted 15 goals in 33 appearances, showcasing his consistency and eye for goal.

3. **Youth and Potential**: At just 23 years old, Zirkzee’s best years are ahead of him. His development trajectory suggests that he can evolve into a world-class striker under the right guidance. Manchester United’s coaching staff will be keen to unlock his full potential and integrate him seamlessly into the squad.

**Impact on Manchester United’s Squad**

The arrival of Zirkzee adds significant competition to United’s attacking lineup. With Marcus Rashford, Bruno Fernandes, and Mason Greenwood already forming a potent offensive unit, Zirkzee’s addition will provide depth and options, particularly in light of the club’s demanding schedule across multiple competitions.

Zirkzee’s presence also offers an alternative to more established strikers, allowing United to rest key players and maintain a high level of performance throughout the season. His ability to hold up play, link with midfielders, and finish chances will be invaluable, especially in matches where breaking down stubborn defenses is crucial.

**A Statement Signing**

For Manchester United, the signing of Joshua Zirkzee is a statement of intent. It underscores the club’s commitment to building a squad capable of challenging for top honors domestically and in Europe. United’s fans have long demanded marquee signings, and Zirkzee’s arrival is a signal that the club is serious about competing at the highest level.

**Zirkzee’s Perspective**

For Zirkzee, the move to Manchester United represents a major step in his career. Playing in the Premier League, often regarded as the most competitive league in the world, will provide him with the platform to test himself against the best. Under the tutelage of Erik ten Hag, who has a proven track record of developing young talents, Zirkzee has the opportunity to flourish and become a key player for one of the world’s most iconic clubs.

**Looking Ahead**

As Joshua Zirkzee dons the famous red jersey of Manchester United, all eyes will be on his debut and subsequent performances. The club’s supporters will be eager to see how quickly he adapts to the rigors of the Premier League and contributes to the team’s success.

With the new season on the horizon, Zirkzee’s arrival has injected a fresh sense of excitement and optimism around Old Trafford. If he can replicate his goal-scoring exploits from previous seasons and integrate seamlessly into the squad, Manchester United may well have found the missing piece to their attacking puzzle.

In a transfer window filled with speculation and high-profile moves, Joshua Zirkzee’s transfer to Manchester United stands out as a potentially game-changing acquisition. The stage is set for a thrilling new chapter in both the player’s career and the club’s storied history.

* Bologna not Bayern Munich...

SMUAG:
I will be highly appreciative if I can get ( buy) Super Nintendo console, Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 and Killer Instinct games from anyone here.... I just can't let go of my old memories about those games.. Growing up...going to game houses like F.T Game house and others back then was really fun, those who know will actually know the city and area and talking about.. 90's was truly the best..

U don't need to buy the condole to enjoy these game... I still play them on my android via super Nintendo emulator. Go to your chrome, search super Nintendo emulator and download an emulator. Then a ROM file of any super Nintendo game u like to play... Mk3, super Mario, Zelda etc...

jeromestarks:
Truth be told. Single mothers are nice.
One of my neighbors left his young and beautiful girlfriend for a single mother. He literally broke up with the girl and married a single mother who works as a cleaning in a university here in Abia.
I have a couple of single mothers at my disposal too and I must tell you, the are nice (at least, for now).
Check out their character profile:



Single mother 1
26 yrs old
Has one son. 7 yr old.
Calls me every evening.
Sends me little cash whenever I ask.
Always ready to offer me sex at anywhere, any point.
Submissive to the core.
Pretty with flat tummy.


Single mother 2
30 yrs old.
Has two boys , 6 & 8 yrs old.
Visits regularly but doesn't call always.
Always ready to offer sex too.
Comes with food sometimes.
Submissive to the core.


Single mother 3
22 years old.
Submissive.
Calls and chat me up regularly.
Caring.
Ready to give any kind of sex style and mouth action.
Not demanding.
She once said "all I want is your love".
She's a very gentle soul.




I have never met a single mother with headache or with shakara. They are always very nice until....
Well, you know na.



Why are single mothers always nice.

Op must be new to smoking weed.

EreluRoz:
I didn't read but there's nothing wrong in rejecting a broke guy and later accept him if he becomes rich, women and all other female creatures are designed to go for the highest bidder, even fowl won't let cock climb unless he feeds her.

Why does your write up kinda defines all females as prostitutes?

Elzazzi:
Them go fvck crase commot for your head and dem sabi suck mic very well.

Ma real G

Her future husband might be within the team...

Klass99:
Strong willed kwa? I don die 🤣....Favvy please explain it to me, what gave you the impression that her man is strong willed from the original post?

Me, I read that post and thought, toxic man with unresolved trauma issues. Not toxic in the way of nairaland men but toxic in the sense of malice keeping. How do you not talk to relatives on your mother and father's side, including your own siblings except one? Haba, na only you waka come this earth with issues?

I don't like my father's people but I can relate with them in a courteous and civil manner. I don't allow them over step their boundaries. If she marries this man she go hear am ooo.

He's definitely strong willed... Also communication is optional not compulsory especially with siblings.

We know the differences... Just prefer to call it cray fish to avoid arguments with the "oni eja" Yoruba woman at mile 12 market.

Mokason288:
Your hubby is one of the Admin …

You can’t be the Admin in a Watapp group chat you didn’t create

You can...

Even the gods no wan gree for anybody this year too?... Na waa oh!

If not a widow... Then it's adultery

100% They're worst than armed robbers

Testiebobo:
The last card i had in my damn pocket was just N100. I just bought N50 sugar with N50 groundnut. I had two cups of garri in my empty store by luck. I mixed the combo and i was enjoying it, until i saw that one groundnut was floating than the rest of the groundnut. I just used my spoon to flick it out as i was suprised when i discovered it was cockroach not G nut. And i was planning to eat it with suplous garri because it was big and looks delicious,ewwwwwwwh. food poison

U 4 chop am naw... Na craaa-ah fish

TheBTCinvestor:
I got tired of my A33...I've used it for more than 1year...I just got that when my S21ultra broke in 2022 and was told to fix it with 400k..so I dumped it...well il have gone for an iPhone 15 but it isn't user friendly..so that's it

Na waa o... Not an iPhone fan like. Anyway shaa you'll see real difference with time when u discover the flagship features. And since u don tire 4 the a33 just dash me naa hmmm?

MSN1:
Leave that guy, e think say na everybody one use Eba, Eba, Eba destroy their kids destiny.

Ask him to tell u d cost of ONLY school fees and lunches in school per month.

Lol... That 2 na die. And na 2 kids I get. To get another one dey fear me.

Onyeka90210:
Nah, I believe OP is capping and hasn’t touched the s23 ultra before, only the s-pen and the features it comes with is a great advantage over any midrange Samsung, yet he never said anything about the pen.
Okay, let’s say he uses for call only. The call quality on the ultra is night and day difference compared to the a33.
It’s okay to cap on the internet, but at least cap responsibly.

Laugh wan kee me oooo!!!

TheBTCinvestor:
I just got this S23 ultra.I know the camera quality and speed and big screen is awesome but..I want to know if it has any special features that makes it extra ordinary in comparison to other phones. As in for a price of 1.5m..i really dont see much difference with my former phone..my previous phone was an samsung A33. Thanks....

I doubt u bought the phone for anything u need... Cus if u did, u won't be asking this question... The phone's has got a very powerful processor which can be used for heavy tasking like Console Emulation softwares and seamless multitasking, Ds4 compatibility etc.... The Baseline is u get an android for what u need and not really because e cost well well or e fine

besayag:
But really people earning 400k n can't take care of family shows they

married a useless husband/wife

Brought up spoilt

Cant manage wanna b living above spending means

I laugh u in Arab... You think 400k is OK in this bulaba economy

BALABLU!

SIXTEENTH:
Her song "Rule the world" ft 2 Chainz it's a hit banger.

that's Ariana Grande... Not Tylor Swift

From my experience, most of them are true... Others aren't.

I've been laughing my ass off reading the above comments.... Well dear op, I've been in this kind of situation before and I think u shouldn't worry cus' truly ur sins are forgiven because u did not lie to ur employer, confirmed u did not steal the funds and also accepted mistake and responsibility. But Bros... No try am again oh...

Don't she have a husband?

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I've been reading all the above comments, and laff wan kill me... especialy all the doubting thomas. Well, for the unbelievesr, this type of pregnancy is called CRYPTIC PREGNANCY. its characterized with little or NO SYPTOMS. Now go and argue with ur doctor or wikipedia.

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