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Autos / Re: Haykay Global Resources,customs Licenced Agent, Tincan/ Grimaldi Chapter by MaziOmenuko: 7:06pm On Jul 26, 2021
You are a very insincere person and unprofessional. You have changed stories 101 times with empty assurances even till date, you have not delivered on the car and has not failed to bring up one excuse or the other.

You claimed the issue is sorted last week and asked me for additional payment to cover additional terminal fees which I sent to you. Till now, you have not brought the car and no courtesy to pick calls or return calls. Maybe you have run out of excuse; from terminal transfer, to failed network, to issue with clarion, to additional terminal fees. Now you are not responding to calls. Maybe the mistake I made was to pay you all the agreed fees upfront, and even additional terminal fees after you assured me there will not be such.

The car has been vandalised even after you assured me the car will come intact. Soon, I will be the one avoiding your calls.
Autos / Re: Haykay Global Resources,customs Licenced Agent, Tincan/ Grimaldi Chapter by MaziOmenuko: 5:11pm On Jul 16, 2021
akeemakinremi:
Keemfas global resources,
call/WhatsApp
Akeem on:
08034188409.
You will appreciate dealing with me, no added cost, deliver as promised, y not give us a trial for all your clearing needs both roll on and containerised at Tincan island seaport.
Email:akeemakinremi@ymail.com
In God I trust...

Mr Akeem, is it when I take drastic actions against you that you will deliver my car that I paid you fully for and that you have been giving me various stories on and now resort to not pick my calls?
You are still advertising for new clients and posting pictures of cars you have cleared while giving me excuses that your customs clearing certificate was suspended, which certificate are you now using to clear people's cars you are updating today?
Politics / Re: INEC Announces Date For 2023 Presidential Election by MaziOmenuko: 4:50pm On Oct 15, 2020
Even INEC is tired of this government and cant wait to conduct a fresh election.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by MaziOmenuko: 9:45am On Sep 11, 2020
snowytee:

Check your email

Check your whatsapp.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by MaziOmenuko: 8:56pm On Sep 10, 2020
snowytee:


Tried to send you a mail. How do I reach you? It's in 2 days

Replied.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by MaziOmenuko: 1:37pm On Sep 06, 2020
snowytee:
Join the Elite league.League of extraordinary gents.

Hi buddie, this sounds interesting. Hit me up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by MaziOmenuko: 1:36pm On Sep 06, 2020
Ibime:


You are all too late. Sorry

Okk.

Anyone got any cool head-2-head he can refer?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by MaziOmenuko: 4:55pm On Aug 29, 2020
Ibime, Mukina2, send me codes for league and FA cup.

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Politics / Re: Why Abba Kyari Didn’t Self-isolate After Foreign Trip by MaziOmenuko: 4:04pm On Mar 25, 2020
“Ironically, he was very active on Saturday and was holding meetings on how to address the outbreak of the coronavirus in Nigeria

...More like he was leaking top intel to covid19 of Nigeria's plans to fight it...since he was carrying the disease.
Health / Re: My Coronavirus Panic Experience by MaziOmenuko: 11:01am On Mar 23, 2020
Mehn, this is not the time to dey get malaria upandan. Start taking care of yourself now like a pregnant woman. Take multivitamins, blood tablets, Vit C, eat good food to build your immune system, drink plenty water.

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Politics / Re: Cross River Assembly Rejects Ikpeme As Chief Justice Because She’s From AkwaIbom by MaziOmenuko: 8:25am On Mar 04, 2020
Primitiveness in high places!
Maybe the Nigerian Judicial Council should start having a say in who becomes Speaker, deputy speaker in the state house of assembly; and also submit names to the governors for commissioners.
Education / Re: CIPS Certification by MaziOmenuko: 10:03am On Feb 26, 2020
adekanmbi1986:
Good evening NLs.

Sorry to bother you with the following questions..

1. How can I study with Chartered Institute of Procurement and Supply?

Log onto www.cips.org and register as a student member. Registration costs 100pounds and is valid for 1 yr. You can start from the Diploma level if you have the requirements for that.

2. Is there any center in Nigeria?

There are two options: Self-study, and study through an accredited centre. Accredited centres are Harley Reed, Onitsha business school, etc. I believe they charge as low as N80,000 per course and their are 8 courses for the diploma level.

3. Is lectures online or physics appearance?
If you decide to use the self-study option, you do not need to go to classes. You can buy the text books online and study for yourself. You will still need to buy the textbooks if you pay 80k for the training.

You can also book for your exams online, chose any venue you want (Lagos, Ph, Abj) and the convenient day for you. Ideally, you can comfortably write 2 courses per exam month and finish the diploma level in 8 months since the exams come up everyother month rather than every month. But if you have more capacity, you can do 3 per exam month
.


Thank you in anticipation of your favorable responses.

Ideally, if you do self-study and buy the textbooks, you will spend roughly N350 - N400k for the diploma level. It could be less if you have access to the books or rebuy at cheaper rates. Advanced diploma will cost within the same range since it is same number of courses and exams. Professional diploma stage...well, you can ask about that one later. The good thing is that you can do all these by yourself, via the website, using your ATM card for all payments, exam bookings, buying text books, etc.

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Politics / Re: LASG Installs 2,000 Okada, Tricycle Restriction Signs On Major Highways, Bridges by MaziOmenuko: 7:24am On Jan 18, 2020
Lol...LAGSG is treating these guys with kid gloves. We have a nuisance that is building up tempo and the solution is not road signs! There's already a law banning them but with zero enforcement. It's easy to enforce but I understand that loads of grey areas are being considered. Note that hordes and hordes of 'people' are being waybilled into Lagos in trucks everynight and they too enter the okada biz with ease, driving with reckless abandon. If you do not treat this menace right now because you are concerned that a thousand people will be out of job, that thousand will be a million in months time and the numbers keep growing.

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Politics / Re: FG Begins Implementation Of 7.5% VAT by MaziOmenuko: 8:46am On Jan 16, 2020
I don't understand; Accountant General is sying with immediate effect;
Minister for Finance is saying Govt will announce the implementation date https://punchng.com/finance-act-well-announce-implementation-date-fg/

Which one is it? They should come up with a position immediately
Sports / Re: Top 10 Coaches In The Nigeria Professional Football League (NPFL) by MaziOmenuko: 8:55pm On Dec 27, 2019
ednut1:
where is maurice coreman and ikhana today

Ikhana, I believe is presently out of job. Dude was almost a legend until Kano Pillars had a stunted run of 5 straight losses I guess. One of the famous losses was being beaten by my Abia Warriors 3-0; one of the biggest recorded losses for Pillars. You know we Warriors know how to fvck people up big time. I think he was sacked when Rangers beat them 3-1. For a league that records such low volume of goals, beating Pillars 3-0 and 3-1 was unbearable.

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Sports / Re: Top 10 Coaches In The Nigeria Professional Football League (NPFL) by MaziOmenuko: 8:47pm On Dec 27, 2019
Makinwa nearly took us to relegation last time. If not that we made a timely intervention and replaced him with the Cameroonian gaffer, Deutsch, we for dey play lower division by now.

With the string of result Deutsch had during the last phase of the competition which made us finish 5th and nearly made it to the play-offs, we will certainly win the league this season.

We remain the only Warriors in the league, Abia Warriors!.

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Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Gabriel Diya, His Son And Daughter Drown Inside A Pool In Spain by MaziOmenuko: 9:26pm On Dec 26, 2019
ednut1:
but that is what just happened. God also watched his son die a painful death. Say alot about the being called God. He gives zero bleeps about us cheesy

Oh, now I get your point
Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Gabriel Diya, His Son And Daughter Drown Inside A Pool In Spain by MaziOmenuko: 8:55pm On Dec 26, 2019
ednut1:
Prayers can never change the will of.God . This is another example

So the will of God is for them to die a cruel, painful death while taking a timeout? If you are a father, you would watch your children grasp for air while water rushes down their lungs, chokes them until their eyeballs pops? You lot should take a moment and think deeply of your beliefs...honestly!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2019/2020 by MaziOmenuko: 8:49pm On Dec 26, 2019
Ibime:


My friend stop complaining. I sold Martial for Lucas Moura

Lol...I was just 0.1short of swapping Martial for Dele and also for a -4 hit. Guess I should really stop complaining
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2019/2020 by MaziOmenuko: 5:48pm On Dec 26, 2019
After enduring weeks and weeks of no returns, I contemplated selling Ayew but when I couldn't I decided to bench him. Dude gets a goal and an assist with 3 bonus points!!! This game is cruel aswear

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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome’s Christ Embassy Indicted For Fraud In UK by MaziOmenuko: 12:23pm On Dec 24, 2019
magilou:
. Christ Embassy is covered with the blood of Jesus.

The entire church? If na your pikin blood, you go dey use am like that?

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by MaziOmenuko: 4:26am On Dec 23, 2019
oladipuposadeeq:
as for me, Nissan pathfinder's main issue is the steering rack & transmission system but if its the silver 2005 that i saw posted earlier then maybe the panel has to just seal the leaking roof permanently but u could still try to renegotiate because money no dey outside oooooo.

Transmission is the undoing of almost all Nissan products.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by MaziOmenuko: 6:39pm On Dec 22, 2019
busar:
bros this one na condemn.. Go give dem bolla, those malam wey dey buy everything condemned cheesy

kingreign:


If you see 10k better take it gladly. Those TVs are pricey for their screen. Without that screen, na scrap.

You guys are just mean in this section.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by MaziOmenuko: 5:34pm On Dec 22, 2019
hopefulLandlord:


The TV would fly for around 5k as screen replacement costs almost as much as a fairly used of a TV sometimes more than the cost. eg I bought a 40 in Samsung smart TV for 65K, it had a screen problem and I was advised to change it. i asked how much it'd cost and they said 60K

Well, the motherboard cost as much too; was hoping to see someone that needs a motherboard of the same brand. It will be a quick win for him.

Now look up at those lovely watches I uploaded and get one for your to-be father inlaw

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by MaziOmenuko: 5:22pm On Dec 22, 2019
hopefulLandlord:


Gentlemen and Ladies, Should we tell him?

I'm listening
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by MaziOmenuko: 4:54pm On Dec 22, 2019
I got 2 wonderful watches for sale; brand new premium watches;

First is a casio original men stainless steel watch.
Asking price, N15k

Second pix is a Fossil men's Neutra Chronograph quartz black leather, rose gold watch.
Asking price, N52k

Delivery is free within Lagos
Whatsapp: 080 (six), 8,8 (four) 1, 8 (six) 8

Technology Market / Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by MaziOmenuko: 4:38pm On Dec 22, 2019
Hey guys, I'm selling off my 39 inches LG tv.
The screen cracked while in transit. I'd managed it like that but it kept increasing and right now, more than half the screen is gone.
The model number is in attached pix. You can browse more for its functionalities; all I can say that it's a smart tv, a wonderful piece that did loads of functions for me.

Asking price is N37k
Acunon, hope you don't mind me advertising on your thread; kindly help me sell off.

Whatsapp; 080, (six) 8, 8, (4), 18 (six) 8

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by MaziOmenuko: 3:52pm On Dec 22, 2019
Hey guys, I'm selling off my 39 inches LG tv.
The screen cracked while in transit. I'd managed it like that but it kept increasing and right now, more than half the screen is gone.
The model number is in attached pix. You can browse more for its functionalities; all I can say that it's a smart tv, a wonderful piece that did loads of functions for me.

Just make a bid and it's yours

Politics / Re: Army Renames Python Dance To Atilogwu Udo by MaziOmenuko: 7:48am On Oct 17, 2019
helinues:
Does that have a meaning in Igbo language?

Atilogwu Udo ..

If yes, what's the meaning?

Atilogwu dance is a war dance in Igbo. Just like that acrobatic display the all blacks of Newzealand perform prior to any rugby match. Udo is peace in Igbo.

"Atilogwu udo" is actually an oxymoron. You don't perform a war dance for peace. The army is passing a salient message.

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Business / Re: #Xenophobia: Lekki Shoprite Shut Down To Avoid More Attack As People Stormed It by MaziOmenuko: 5:02pm On Sep 03, 2019
RTSC2:

You want them to start killing people back or what?
Let people vent in a safe way.

It is left for the govt to do what is right.

There's a South African Embassy in this country, isn't it? There's a United Nations office in this country where SA holds a respectable seat isn't it? Why can't we occupy those offices till further notice?

Seunnzy:

ehn the franchise or whatever will inturn pass the message to their oga

Lol...you still don't get the message, do you?


silibaba:
at least no more loyalty.

let TWINS FAJA take over shoprite
GLO take over MTN
NTA take of dstv and gotv
GTBank take over stanbic ibtc

Lol...One word summarises all your suggestion..."Ignorance"... and i mean that in a good way

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Business / Re: #Xenophobia: Lekki Shoprite Shut Down To Avoid More Attack As People Stormed It by MaziOmenuko: 4:56pm On Sep 03, 2019
izzou:


Can you tell me one shoprite branch that is a franchise?

Just one

All, Sir, All! Nobody runs a chain of business single-handedly! All they do is ensure the right people are given the franchise so that the brand will not be tarnished, just the same way bad franchisees tarnished the Mr Biggs brand.

BruncleZuma:


Insurance and other securities are the purview of the originating business owner (Franchise Owner).

No, sir! Insurance is the purview of the franchisee, not the franchiser. They have little or no tangible asset with the franchisee, just a brand name. What are they insuring?
Business / Re: #Xenophobia: Lekki Shoprite Shut Down To Avoid More Attack As People Stormed It by MaziOmenuko: 4:40pm On Sep 03, 2019
tsdarkside:
this fools think we are jokin....

we will drive them out of nigeria and china will take over....!!

we prefer chinese to this morafvckers anyways....

f pan africana....!!

FCBboy:
what's stopping these cowards from looting that fvcking mall? chai.

The joke is on you! Those shoprites branches you see belong to Nigerians. Its called a 'franchise', you can look up the word. You can buy a franchise to open a shoprite; royalties are being remitted to the brand owners, who may not even be in Nigeria. Same goes for MTN; most of the outlets are owned by Nigerians, selling services offered by MTN and remitting to MTN. MTN is now listed in Nigerian stock exchange and sold-out within two days. Who you think over-subscribed the shares? They generate tax revenue, have Nigerian staff, supervisors and Managers, have chains of outsourced services that keeps other Nigerian SME's running, engage in CSR's that contribute in its own little way to improve communities they are; they contribute positively to the Nigerian economy!

Be there and be destroying Nigerian businesses while those motherfvckers kill people. They waste people's lives and you are looting groceries and table water.

Jokers!

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