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A beautiful Nigerian woman by name, Love Anidi has caused controversy on social media after she revealed that she cannot date a any man who cannot afford to give her N5million naira as monthly allowance.

She took to a Facebook to make her preference known, writing: “I can’t date a man that cannot give me 5million naira monthly allowance.”

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However, Nigerians have attacked her, saying she’s a lazy and unserious person.
A fellow woman while reacting wrote: "That’s the words of a lazy woman, been in a relationship is not a job opportunity or a show where u think u can withdraw money from, as a lady you need to work for your money and allow your man work for his too, don’t ask him for money, always be contented with what you have and watch that boyfriend of yours give you such respect that you never saw coming…be an independent lady not dependent.."

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Source: https://repnaija.com.ng/i-cant-date-a-man-that-can-not-give-me-n5million-as-monthly-allowance-beautiful-nigerian-woman-reveals/

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Nigerian love doctor, pyschologist and relationship adviser, Joro Olumofin has shared the story of a university undergraduate who is in love with a fraudster.

Tentative research conducted has revealed that most Nigerian ladies don’t mind dating internet fraudsters as soon as he is ready to share his loot with them.

Read her story below:

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Source: https://repnaija.com.ng/im-madly-in-love-with-a-yahoo-boy-girl-cries-out/

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Download Comedy SKIT: Mark Angel Comedy – LET US SHARE IT (Episode 151)

This FUNNY VIDEO will put a smile on your face and make your day.

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Mavin records star, Reekado Banks appears to be a typical example of a ‘Yoruba Demon’ who could sleep with a NEPA pole if a lady’s skirt is attached to it.
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Anyway, this has been the life of most musicians in Nigeria and abroad with Innocent 2Baba Idibia, Wizkid, Davido and others having multiple baby mamas from reckless s*xual encounters with their acquintances.
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Reekado wrote on Twitter that he has not laid with a girl for the last 9 days, which is an unusual feat for one such as himself who must have the attention of ladies in abundance.
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"On this celibacy journey! I’m on my 9th day! Kudos to me! "he wrote on Twitter.
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His reecent post has however gotten many of his fans wondering what sort of lifestyle he was previously leading, but it remains to see how far he will go with the celibacy thing.
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Source: https://repnaija.com.ng/see-what-nigeria-singer-reekado-banks-wants-you-to-know-about-his-romance-life-photo/

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Download Audio: Tekno – Anyhow ft. OG x Flimzy x Selebobo [Fresh New Song]
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As we are still anticipating his soon to be released first debut album “Old Romance”.
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The MMMG signee Tekno announce a new single dubbed “Anyhow” on which he features OG, Flimzy and Selebobo.
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Anyhow is sequel to his 2017 track titled “Only One” which was released on his birthday. As you all know this will definitely be another hit.
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Download SKIT: Adventures Of Malangwa And Utaba - THE IGBO MAN (Episode 1) [Comedy Video]
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This is a hilarious video of an igbo man (mc MALANGWA) who liked a girl a boy at the restaurant (mc UTABA) came with, and could not talk to her. And decided to improvise a Means on how to woo.
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You won't believe the out come of that, download, Watch and see if it worked.

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Nigerian comic writer, Tosyne2much has draw the attention of people to about 10 factors that could militate against the development of corp members.

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National Youth Service Corps can be fun and exciting yet a great time to define your goals in life, a time to build relationship, or any number of other things. It is a step closer to “real life" when there are pitfalls and landmines along the way that can derail one on the path to fulfilling your dreams and careers in life.

There are some major dark sides of National Youth Service scheme which are pathetic, thinking of various abnormalities participants are brewing on a daily basis which are

1. Having secret love affairs with students
Some male corps members are nothing but paedophiles as they are fond of taking advantage of the innocence of students entrusted with them to gain sexual gratification. It’s very disgraceful to see male corps members jubilating when posted to primary/ secondary schools because they know they stand a very good chance of sleeping with girls that are below the age of consent. This is the height of stupidity being perpetuated by some male corps members and that’s what some of them spend their time doing for a whole year then they return back home the same way they left.

2. Extravagant spending/ lack of saving culture
Spending recklessly, lavishly and ostentatiously on irrelevant things are common traits among some corpers of today. They eat with their two hands, go into debts and will still demand more money from home. In fact, even their khakis and jungle boots can easily be recognized by every beer palour in their environment where they normally have rendezvous. These are people who will return back home empty handed after their service year after which they will begin to constitute nuisance in the society by becoming IPOB and Afonja when joblessness hit them.

3. Lusting after ladies
It’s not new to us that some male corps members are fond of chasing and sleeping with both village and rural girls out of NYSC exuberance. In fact, I, Tosyne2much, have even witnessed a scenario when a male corps member sighted his crush by and quickly dashed into his room to change into his khaki and jungle boot so that the girl will know he’s a serving corper. Some of them impregnate these girls in the process and will head to NYSC secretariat for redeployment to another state in other to avoid shame and embarrassment. This is how notorious some guys can be and that’s how curses follow them anywhere they go.

4. Married/Engaged Woman disguising themselves as single ladies in orientation camps
Many of us must have seen married and engaged women stupidly falling in love with random guys in orientation camps because of stomach infrastructure at mami market. These are ladies who find it difficult to their hold body for three weeks in the absence of their husbands/boyfriends. I remember when I was serving in Kano in 1995, a married woman and a guy were caught doing it on parade ground and were both sent packing.

5. Stupidly falling in love with play boys
Most ladies, if not all, get carried away by the euphoria of NYSC and that’s why there’s a high possibility of losing your girlfriend the moment she goes for service. This is the time they cohabit and flirt with anything that has two legs since their boyfriends are out of sight. They can even flirt with rifraffs such as native doctors and palm wine tappers forgetting they have boyfriends somewhere, and at the end of the day, they return home with syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital herpes, trichomoniasis, HIV/AIDS, etc.

6. Rebel against native laws
No matter how some rules seem to be old-fashioned, corpers should endeavour to pay obedience to them especially those that are serving in villages or Shari estates. It has been observed that some corps members usually rebel against what they deem to be outdated laws because they feel they’re too educated to obliged to them and that’s how many of them invite problems into their lives. E.g sleeping with people’s wives, oro festival, etc.

7. Picking pockets and stealing
Some corpers are notorious thieves who exhibit their stealing prowess in orientation camps and have been caught vandalizing people bags just to steal their money, phones, chargers, clothes, caps etc; and when they get caught and excommunicated from camp, they put the blame on their village people who don’t even know their Call-up numbers. That was how a corper vandalized my bag and stole the three packs of Gold circle condom I took to camp and left me stranded.

8. Sleeping with NYSC Officials to get posted to juicy places
So many female corps members have been caught sleeping ladies with soldiers, camp commandants, gate men and photographers with the hope of being posted to juicy places. At the end of the day, they still get posted to ridiculous places where they have no access to light, water and network

9. Not allowing the service year to pass through them
First degree is now gradually fading out as employers believe it is no longer enough to equip you for a competitive labour marker and that’s you must have something special to offer that will give you an added edge instead of expecting people to bow their heads for you because you think you have a Bsc. Many corps members don’t consider going out of their ways to add to their knowledge but only fantasize about how they will work in Chevron after their service year.

10. Pride
Making friends and meeting new people right from the basic orientation exercise in camp increases people’s chances of getting connected to the right people. Getting acquainted with the right people can be very resourceful because they may be very useful in your job search. Some corps members remain stagnant not because they are not resourceful but because they are too proud and pompous. They feel they are above any other person therefore they don’t see themselves mingling and discussing with people that can help their situation.

https://repnaija.com.ng/must-read-see-10-ways-corpers-ruin-lives-nysc-number-4-will-shock/

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A photo of a baby born with teeth has gone viral on the internet.

The photo below shows a new born baby with 2 teeth in the mouth.

A lot of people said it’s shocking while jokingly warning the mother not to B.reast feed the baby but a Doctor said its Neonatal Teeth.

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Nigerian music legend, 2Face Idibia has been called out with lots of questions thrown to him after fans caught him liking a porn video on Twitter.

The drama which happened on Twitter, started when after he liked a video shared by popular Twitter porn site, ‘Daily record’, and though some fans stood up for him, others are ‘roasting’ him for it.

Innocent Ujah Idibia, better known by his stage name 2face Idibia, or 2Baba, is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, record producer and entrepreneur.

He is married to Annie Idibia and has six children.

See the screenshot of the conversation below;

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The winner of Nigerian reality television programme, Gulder Ultimate Search in 2006, has been shot dead by unknown gunmen in lagos.

According to multiple reports and a photo making the rounds on social media, Hector Joberteh, the winner of Gulder Utlimate Search Season 3 in 2006, who married his sweetheart Oseyi, a former GUS contender in April, 2013, has been shot dead by unknown assailant.

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Busty Nollywood actress, Mimi Ozakpolor, in an interview with HVP, revealed how her ‘wahala wey dey for front’, caused an accident in Lagos.

According the incident happened in Surulere while she was walking down the road. A lustful car owner who couldn’t take his eyes off what she’s got, kept looking till he rammed into another car. She further disclosed that the two drivers alighted from their cars, and started bickering at each other as she walked passed them.

However, Mitchel also said the incident wasn’t the only embarrassing moments she has had as a busty actress. She recalled that on several occasions, she had avoided standing at bus stops because of men starring at her bosom .

“It happens all the time, they keep starring at my bosom . .
And that’s why I tried to avoid standing at bus stops. I know I have huge bosom that men cannot take their eyes off my bosom ,” she said.

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We must always be inventive with the ram as we are with many other things.

At the moment, nothing is more bae than Sallah ram provided by your Muslim friends celebrating Eid-el-Kabir.

But as Nigerians, we must always be inventive with the ram as we are with many other things.

1. Get yours into a ram fight
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2. Place bets at ram fighting venues
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Just so you know ram fighting is serious business

3. Take a selfie with one
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… or a herd.

4. Dress it up like a nigga
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This ram is so G!

5. Use as social media handle

Mazi Ibe @I_pissVodka

Ileya is coming soon.

Time for tweeps to start replacing handles with ram.

Nonsense

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6. Give trendy names like Sai baba, Wizkid, Badoo, Undertaker, Theo Walcott and more
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The ram owner and his ram named Badoo

7. Share the ram killing on the internet
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Deputy Chief Imam Abuja National Mosque, Seik Ahmen Onilewura being assisted to kill Sallah ram in 2014.

8. Barbecue a ram… the entire ram
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Nigerians are the best that ever did spit-roasted ram

9. Or settle for asun
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Nothing is as good as having sallah ram with garri in the morning. What a delicacy!

10. Ride one like a horse
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What are you doing sir?

11. Title a movie ‘Eran Ileya’. TF?
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Nollywood never fails.

12. Feed the entire neighbourhood
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… or state, if you’re like Fayose.

https://repnaija.com.ng/hilarious-check-12-things-can-sallah-ram-must-read/

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Viral sensation and rapper Olamide has not always had it rosy while growing up. Just like many regular Nigerians out there, the YBNL boss had to deal with deprivation and other relatable challenges.

One of such challenges the ‘Wo’ crooner remembers is the fact that he couldn’t complete his tertiary education because of paucity of funds.

During a Summer Camp put together by the Ogun State government at Akin Ogunpoola Model College, Olamide was a special guest brought in to inspire the participants. The multiple awards winning rapper shared his grass to grace story to inspire the folks.

He said that he was where he is as a result of his dedication to his talent, hard work and grit.

Here is what Olamide told the students.
“I am from Ogun State here, I do not joke with my culture and language, in fact, I came from a poor background. I had to drop out of Tai Solarin University of Education, Ijagun, Ijebu Ode, when it was getting difficult formy parents to pay my school fees.

“However with doggedness, perseverance and hard work I was able to find myself where I am today.”

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Some social media users are currently making so much fuss about a picture of Nigeria actor Richard Mofe Damijo, ace comedian – Ayo Makun and an unnamed hot lady.

One of the good things of being a celebrity is that you are well-positioned to meet some exotic people at top notch occasions with the personalities expressing eagerness to know you.

Comedian AY during his movie premiere was pictured with Mofe Damijo RMD and this hot Lady with too much cleavage to show.

Too much sauce ..Lol

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The female hostel in the Jos campus of the Plateau State Polytechnic was on Monday completely burnt down by fire. The fire, which started around 8.30 a.m., raged on till 11.44, throwing the entire school into confusion as students and staffers scurried to safety with some bold students making frantic but fruitless efforts to quench the inferno. However, reports that no life was lost in the fire that gutted everything in the hostel.“Many students had left for lectures when the fire started; no one was around to remove anything from the burning hostel,”Yusuf Ade, a security man, reports that the fire service personnel arrived the scene around 11.20 when the hostel had been brought down.

Mr Dauda Gyemang, the Rector of the institution, who described the incident as“shocking”, attributed it to a gas explosion which occurred“at about 8.30 a.m.” “We thank God that no life was lost in the inferno, but nothing was rescued,” he said. Gyemang said that the incident was “a great loss” to the institution. “We shall move the students to another place because the building is completely burn down. It is very devastating,”he said. The Rector wondered why the students were keeping cooking gas in the hostel, saying that it was against the school’s regulations. “The problem here is that students do not adhere to the institution’s regulations; they are not supposed to be cooking in the hostels,” he fumed.

Gyemang said that the burnt building would be rehabilitated “in no distant time”, and urged the students to remain calm. The hostel’s Representative, Miss Christiana Azi, told NAN that students lost everything “including original copies of their credentials, clothes, food stuffs and other valuables”.

“The incident is shocking and devastating. It will be very difficult to recover from it,” she said.

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Please note that you can avoid adultery. It is within your power to do it, if you really mean it. Carelessness is one of the major cause of affair in marriage not devil in the real sense of it as many people always claim when they fall into error.

So follow the following simple rules:

1. Never make anybody of the opposite sex your best friend with whom you share intimate discussions.

2. Never be with anybody of opposite sex at the time your spouse must never know you are there.

3. Never talk evil about your spouse in the presence of anybody, they will know you are not happy in your marriage and take advantage of that by showing you fake care and give you what you lack with your spouse and destroy you.

4. Never visit a website you will not be proud to tell your children and wife/husband you visited.

5. Avoid keeping secrets from your spouse, AFFAIR thrive in secrecy.

6. Avoid confiding in the people of the opposite sex, there should be somebody of your sex you can talk to, don’t dig the grave of your marriage with your mouth.

7. Avoid collecting unsolicited gifts and favour from opposite sex. They will ask for sex in return, they are not Father Christmas.

8. Avoid thinking that anybody is better than your husband or wife, you don’t know what their spouses are enduring at home,what you are seeing outside is just a show biz, don’t be deceived. Grass is only greener in the other compound because it is far from you.

9. Divert all your sexual fantasy towards your spouse. He or she is planted in to your life to satisfy you and keep you holy.

10. Always remember that whatever every woman or man has in his or her body, your spouse has it too and they are not different from each other, it is only faces that are different, it is the same package.

11. Deal with any sexual thoughts that is not directed towards your spouse, kill it before it kills you. Sexual error do not begin in the bedroom, it begins in the heart.

12. Before traveling, have sex with your spouse and put your mind to it that you will not have sex until you come back, that decision may save your life and destiny.

13. Men, avoid looking at the front and back side of ladies and imagine what is there, it is stupid, childish and dirty to do that, that is what is called lust, what is there is not different from what your spouse has.

14. Walk in company with good and Godly men/women, if you keep company with adulterer, you will become adulterous.

15. Discuss your sexual desire with your spouse and let it be met at home, don’t hunt for something that will hunt you later and hurt you deeply tomorrow, your wife/ husband has the best, get it at home.

16. Fill your heart with the word of God always, this will not give lust a chance in your mind.

17. Always count the cost of adultery, don’t just look at the pleasure, look at the pain, loss of integrity, how you will hurt your wife/husband, children, friends and above all GOD the almighty.

18. Always remember that the enjoyment, pleasure and the thrills that is in sex is just 8 seconds or less, it can not be more than that but its repercussions can last for eternity. Why trading eternity for 8 seconds, is there wisdom in that?

BE FAITHFUL TO YOUR SPOUSE AND YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU DID.

19. Pray regularly for your Spouse and your marriage. It is well.

God bless your marriage (Home).
Regards.

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A confused Nigerian lady has shared her story with a relationship blogger and adviser, Joro Olumofin. She is currently confused about who to drop between her two boyfriends.

According to her, she doesn't love the second one but the thoughts of the s*x has endeared him to her.

Read her story below:

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And you think this make up artist will make Heaven…? Lol

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In this new Episode, Utaba took it all to another level and he carried Michelle along.
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Utaba is been caught up with a lady who thinks she know it all.
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Believe me you gonna love this.
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Please We Beg You, Don’t Try this at Home…
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An Instagram user elle, shared nekedy photo of her when she was a hoe with the caption below… Just click below to see the photo…+18 please!
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In this episode, MC Utaba and friends were seen telling lies that can turn the world upside down....Utaba's lie made his friends disappear like an explosion....
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In this very funny episode, MC Utaba is just so hilarious, he did something iconic with hot Fura being poured on his face.
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I tell you, this video will keep you rolling on the floor ... Download, watch & Enjoy!!
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If You Missed Other Parts, Read It From http://repnaija.com/site_mc_akpos_sad_stories.xhtml!!! This Is Another Funny But Sad Story Of Mc Akpos, Read Below:-
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I was invited to this indoor wedding last week saturday. When I reached the Venue (hotel), I found two doors written:-
1. Bride relatives
2. Groom relatives
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"Hmmmm interesting" I said to myself as I entered the door marked *Groom relatives* and found two more doors written:-
1. Ladies
2. Men
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I started giggling and getting happy for no reason then entered the men door and found two more doors written:-
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts.
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I entered the second door ( people without gifts ) and found myself outside of the hotel.
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Three friends Akpos, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic.
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Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches.
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Oghene carried the basket and they set out for the park 10km away.
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It takes them two hours to get there. When they arrived, Oghene found out that Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener.
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They begged Akpos to make the four hour trip to go for the opener.
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He disagreed. “You’ll finish the sandwiches before I return”, Akpos protested.
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“No we won’t'”, assured Rukewe.
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After some more cajoling from them, Akpos reluctantly decides to go and bring the opener.
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After five hours, there was no sign of Akpos. They decided to wait for another 3 hours, still no sign of Akpos. After waiting for more than 8 hours they were now very hungry so they decided to take one sandwich each.
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As they were about to eat, Akpos jumped out from behind a rock screaming “I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WOULD EAT THE SANDWITCHES! I’M NOT GOING AGAIN!!!”
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What will you do to Akpos if you are one of his friend??
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Here is the remix of Oluwa Ni by Marvin Records entertainer, Reekado Banks featuring Ghanian rapper, Sarkodie & your own DJ Atm did a great finishing to it.
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We hope you will enjoy this Refix version by DJ Atm .... Hit the download link below and play it on repeat!
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Akpos got married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on what to do (because he has never been with a woman before).....
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AKPOS:- so what do i do first?
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AKPOS’ FATHER:- take her clothes off and lay her on the bed.
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Two minutes later Akpos on the phone again “she is naked and in bed, what do I do now?” His father can’t believe what he is hearing.
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AKPOS’ FATHER:- take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her.

After another two minutes poor Akpos is on the phone again.
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AKPOS:- dad I’m naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?
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His dad’s patience is now running out so he says, “shit son, do I have to spell everything out for you?
Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees Good night!”
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Just when the old man starts snoring, Akpos is on the phone again....
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AKPOS:- ok dad, i have my head in the toilet bowl what do i do next?
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AKPOS’ FATHER:- DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY BASTARD!!!
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Lmao!! Please Tell Akpos What To Do Next!

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Mark Zuckerberg is the newest signing to the Nigerian jollof fan base.
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Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg is currently holding a Facebook Development Conference with young Nigerian techies at the Landmark Events Centre in Lagos.
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Interestingly, he spoke about the Nigerian food he had tried out, including jollof rice and pounded yam.
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DAD:- Akpos, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I’m not around. How will you tell him when he comes, because I know you are funny?
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AKPOS:- When he comes, I will say my daddy said I should tell you he is not around.
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DAD:- Idiot! Just tell him, he is not around. Ok!?
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AKPOS:- Yes, daddy.
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[When Mr John arrived…]
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MR JOHN:- Akpos, where is your daddy?
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AKPOS:- He is not around.
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MR JOHN:- When is he coming back?
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AKPOS:- Wait let me go and ask him he didn’t tell me.
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(Rushed into the room, shouting, daddy, daddy, when are you coming back?)
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One Word For Akpos!!
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Akpos and Isabella were the latest couple in town.
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One day, while strolling down the street, they came to a boutique and Isabella saw a beautiful dress.
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“Honey, can you please give me about N10,000 to buy this dress, I left my purse at home.”
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Akpos brings out his wallet and gives Isabella money, “Take N140 naira for transport. Go back house go bring your purse!”
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One word for Akpos!!
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