₦airaland Forum

princessayesha:
Yes that is all for now

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool..i would have to ask you what you've come to find in nairaland then. [/color]

Lol... Nairaland no be hookup site now...


And whereas ah still dey find those chickalas wey MrCork dey talk about sef...

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You mean you haven't found a chick on this Green soil since? [/color]

Lol... And what if I tell you I haven't even found a half-chick before not to talk of a fully-grown chick??

hisgrace090:
Don't generalize!

I HV been in nairaland since 2014 till now but have never try such.

Ehn Ehn... The accolades is one me Bruv...

Dottore:
I had invited a girl on a date. I thought we could start something serious. Her father is a Secondary School Teacher while her mum is a trader. While we were considering where to go she said she'd like to go to Sahara Restaurant that she had never been there and she heard it's a nice place. . I had gone there a couple of times. This restaurant is a classy restaurant run by Arabs in Enugu. she came with 2 other girls, all were provocatively dressed and chewing gums without the slightest care in the world.
. A conversation ensued between btw us through text:
Me: babe I thought this meeting is for the both of us.
You didn't tell me you are coming with your friends.

Babe: what's wrong with my friends coming with me.
I also accompany them to meet their bfs. Besides
they are bored in the hostel and we are hungry.

(they were busy going through a big leather bound colorful menu book and placing orders)

Me: I didn't plan for this. I have a budget for our outing.

Babe: duuurrr! (carelessly chewing gum with clicking sounds)

I kept my cool as they chattered about school and gossiped about their school mates. In less than 30mins the food started coming, the only thing I could recognize was pizza which they say they'd prefer as 'take away' and a bowl of shredded Chicken Sauce. Among their orders were two glass cups of a drink I couldn't recognize and a slice of lemon hanging on the tip of each of the glass.
The waiter brought a printed bill with a shiny steel cone that they use to cover bills. I opened the cone and looked I saw N17,300
I had ordered and paid for bottled water while I was waiting for her to come.

I gently stood up, left and drove straight to another eatery.. I didn't bother switching off my phone because of 3 lousy girls. I managed to silence it though because the calls were incessant followed with countless messages that first started with insults then calmer tones of "apologies"..

Nonsense

Mrnakeina:
You need a flat mate to split payments 50/50 with... and then you're listing behavioral and professional competencies as if it's one house help you're looking for.

Lol... Person wey never well...