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 Jokes Etc › When You Want To Be A Footballer But The Spirit Wants You To Be A Pastor by McBrooklyn(op): 1:22pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
This picture really got me laughing hard  L-O-L  When You Wants To Be A Footballer But The Spirit Wants You To Be A Pastor cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Fynestboi, Dominique 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 6:56pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 6:56pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 6:56pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
| Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Single Ladies Do When They Are In Need Of Boyfriend by McBrooklyn(op): 3:56pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
foolinlove:L-O-L Some ladies can be ho*s at times, hope you know??  |
| Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Single Ladies Do When They Are In Need Of Boyfriend by McBrooklyn(op): 3:52pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
DanceVille:Alright!!! I'll check later in the night when am less busy |
| Crime › Re: Policeman Rapes 15-year-old Girl In Akwa-Ibom by McBrooklyn(m): 3:34pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Well, the penalty for raping a small girl at gun point should be: Make dem arrange 100 tough Nigerian runs girls make dem rape the daylight out of the f**king policeman now so next time E go know say raping is not good SAY NO TO RAPING!!!  4 Likes |
| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 3:28pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
juhan:Na the same love matter we dey talk about now I mean make that our love ripe very well before we go harvest am now |
| Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Single Ladies Do When They Are In Need Of Boyfriend by McBrooklyn(op): 3:24pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
DanceVille:No qualms!!! Maybe lalasticlala should come and lock the thread then |
| Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Single Ladies Do When They Are In Need Of Boyfriend by McBrooklyn(op): 3:20pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
DanceVille:Alright, Bruh! I'll stop!!! Never knew you've written this before just feel like sharing it here though after all you could see the source I put there |
| Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Single Ladies Do When They Are In Need Of Boyfriend by McBrooklyn(op): 3:14pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
5. When they propose to crash at a man’s place Now some single ladies are shameless; they have little or no integrity left when it comes to certain issues. Some of these desperate ladies in the society would blatantly tell men they want to sleep over at their places. Why would you be willing to sleep over in a man’s house when he is not your boyfriend or your family member? The society should stop putting the blame on men when it comes to sexual misconduct; some women actually put themselves in compromising positions. Anything could happen overnight!
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| Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Single Ladies Do When They Are In Need Of Boyfriend by McBrooklyn(op): 3:11pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
4. They are party lovers Now there is nothing wrong in being a party lover; however, most of these single ladies know they are most likely to run into men at places like that. Ladies who are desperate and in dire need of boyfriends do not miss out on any of those much talked about parties and awards. They do whatever would make men notice them. When men notice this, they would end up flowing with the tide and playing on them.
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| Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Single Ladies Do When They Are In Need Of Boyfriend by McBrooklyn(op): 3:09pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
3. Exposure of vital body parts If you are not trying to gain some man’s attention why would you walk around the street half naked? Many single ladies love to expose their boobs and blame it on the style or cutting of the fabric they wear. Why would you wear a cloth with low bust cutting? There are ladies who are sassy and highly respected in the society; they know the trend and do not bare their bodies in order to look more beautiful. Another crazy thing to be noted is the way these ladies pull down their short dresses in a bid to cover their thighs. If there is nothing wrong with the outfit they need not pull it down.
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| Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Single Ladies Do When They Are In Need Of Boyfriend by McBrooklyn(op): 3:08pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
2. Bleaching Thankfully, the society is starting to accept the fact that black is beautiful. Most ladies in the society want to be like ‘oyinbo’, it is pathetic seeing these ladies denature their skin cells all because they want to be fair skinned. A man who would like you will do irrespective of your color. The laughable thing is many of these girls do not buy the right cream so they end of bleaching one ear and leaving the other one. Although they may be hunting for boyfriends, the moment the men see the uneven catches on their skin, they already cast them.
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| Romance › Re: 7 Things Nigerian Single Ladies Do When They Are In Need Of Boyfriend by McBrooklyn(op): 3:06pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
1. Wearing clothes that are not comfortable Okay, we get the part of ladies dressing to follow the fashion trend, we also understand that everyone wants to look good and classy at all times. However, wearing clothes that are too tight for comfort is not the best way to go at it. Some single ladies love to wear clothes that would choke them and not allow them eat, mere looking at them, you can sense their discomfort in those outfits. To recognize the single ladies that are in need of boyfriends, they would always crave attention wherever they go. The tight clothes would no doubt make heads turn but they also have to worry about eating in order not to make their stomach bulge out of their tight dresses.
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| Romance › 7 Things Nigerian Single Ladies Do When They Are In Need Of Boyfriend by McBrooklyn(op): 3:04pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
[b]Fellow ladies in the house, if you would be offended with anything of the things you would be reading here, please pardon us. We are only trying to call your attention to some of the things you do in the society in a bid to make you change your ways. Really, being single could become lonely at times; you may feel completely left out when you do not have a man to call your own. Your friends may not be helping you with their constant change of display pictures and boo bae. And the Saturday ‘owanbes’ may distract you for a while and put you in a desperate situation. Yes, we understand the pressure you may be going through when you do not have a boyfriend and everyone expects you to be in a serious relationship. Always remember that there is a time for everything and all these things that bother you would become a thing of the past in due season. Many single ladies have put themselves in terrible situations as a result of their desperation when it comes to being in a relationship. For ladies like these, it is always all over them that they need a boyfriend; they cannot get it off their mind and most times, they end up falling into the wrong hands. Find below some of the things ladies do that would make you know they are in dire needs of boyfriends:[/b] Source: https://www.naij.com/854504-7-ways-nigerian-single-ladies-act-searching-boyfriends.html cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi |
| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 2:26pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
juhan:Yeah!! And no let anybody tamper am as per say you no say E dey fragile We go enjoy am very well when E don ripe |
| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 12:33pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
juhan:That's my sweet baby!! Let's just keep breeding it till E go ripe then we go harvest am |
| Education › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by McBrooklyn(m): 12:28pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Berlyn:Are you asking me that question for the gods so?? Well, I'll just take that as a compliment |
| Jokes Etc › Re: When You Can't Afford Buy A Selfie Stick (hilarious Photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 12:25pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 11:14am On Jul 19, 2016 |
juhan:Since you no dey show your face anyhow again now And Hope the love still dey intact?? |
| Jokes Etc › When You Can't Afford Buy A Selfie Stick (hilarious Photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 11:09am On Jul 19, 2016 |
Saw this picture online and this really got me laughing hard Is it by force to use a selfie stick?? cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Fynestboi, Dominique
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| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 11:00am On Jul 19, 2016 |
juhan:How was your night, baby? And How've you been?? Where you con carry my love run to since all these days?? |
| Education › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by McBrooklyn(m): 10:27am On Jul 19, 2016 |
Berlyn:Expo na the tiny paper containing answers wey you dey put for your Bra or under that your skirt closer to the panties |
| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 8:29am On Jul 19, 2016 |
juhan:Juhan Baby!! |
| Romance › Re: 7 Silly Mistakes Made By Nigerian Ladies When They Fall In Love Too Fast by McBrooklyn(m): 11:26pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 10:45pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
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| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 10:41pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
10. For your mind Nigerians use this phrase when they want to mock your opinion or tell you how lame they think your idea is. Most times, this phrase is always said after they might have done the symbolic twitching of the nose which is known as ‘yimu’ or the lifting of the chin as a sign of disbelief. When this phrase is being used, the speaker is throwing it to your face that a particular move will not work. cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Fynestboi, Dominique
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| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 10:33pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
9. Before nko Now this is going the Nigerian way. When you hear this, the speaker is indirectly saying ‘what do you expect’. This is a regular phrase in Nigeria as you are bound to hear it in the shortest conversation.
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| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 10:30pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
8. Stay in your lane Nigerians could be dramatic; they say one thing and it would mean a totally different thing. When you are being told to stay in your lane, this means you should mind your business and stop putting your nose in other people’s affairs. But if you are not a Nigerian, you would be left wondering what lane the speaker is talking about.
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| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 10:27pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
7. I will teach you a lesson If you think a Nigerian want to teach you something new when you hear this phrase, you are in a big mess. This phrase means you are in for a tough time. Nigerian parents say this a lot when their children are being naughty. The lesson being talked about here has nothing to do with school; rather it is a life lesson that will teach you how to behave well the next time you are faced with a similar circumstance.
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| Education › Re: 10 Particular Phrases Only Nigerians Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(op): 10:25pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
6. I will show you pepper When Nigerians say they will show you pepper, do not assume they are talking about showing you tomatoes and green peppers. They are trying to tell you they will deal with you. Nigerians say this when they are not pleased with someone; this is their own way of being vengeful. Nigerians mean they will get back at you for doing something to them when they use the phrase. You had better watch out when you hear this.
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